Middle-aged Love Patch

The first impressive movie in Xu Youyuan's whole life is a spy movie.

Inside, the protagonist drives a helicopter to fight villains all over the sky, and flies out of an office building with a rope. Gravity almost doesn't exist for him. He can save people while flying over the eaves and walls to fight monsters. Holding the shrieking white-collar workers in the office building, he threw them out, and his companions picked them up one by one.

Every time a person is flown out, the scream will raise Xu Youyuan's heart.

Of course, she knows that everyone will be OK, but the scene is too realistic, which makes people nervous.

Xu Youyuan always thinks that everyone likes these thrills just like her. What's more, the dating options are all marked with "daring". As a result, people are scared away just at the beginning. She still doesn't care about losing points and dating reputation, goes offline on the spot and almost runs away without looking back

Fortunately, I ran away. Otherwise, there would be a more terrible "ninety-nine and eighty-one" problem. I couldn't point out that the other party would have to complain and report.

At the beginning, Xu Youyuan also thought that her date was too brave. There must be a person who is really brave and has the same interests as her. However, she only experienced the beginning of the 12 scenes of speed and passion. She was very realistic and nervous. She was looking forward to the following plot and was eager to experience it.

So she started dating a second person.

This time, this is a hot girl, wearing a black tights, 12 cm high-heeled shoes, from the ear bone to the lips made a lot of holes, opened Xu Youyuan's door and licked her ears.

Xu Youyuan kept a distance from her a little uncomfortable. The other side said with a smile, "shy?"

It's a translated electronic sound. The user should be a foreigner.

Xu Youyuan's blood is boiling again. It's better to be a girl from the fighting nation Russia, so that she can be reckless.

Before she starts, Xu Youyuan reminds her very carefully that she will be racing and a series of road grabbing escapes in a few minutes. She asks if she can adapt to it. Don't force her.

In order to prove her strength, the girl directly asks Xu Youyuan to get up and drive.

Xu Youyuan does not wear Ji, back to the co driver, intending to appreciate the girl's drift.

Soon, the first ice chase and bombing began.

When the spice girl stepped on the gas pedal to the end and the car was speeding on the vast glacier, even if the driver was a little nervous, Xu Youyuan felt relaxed and happy. He even lifted the top cover of the car, skillfully grabbed a long gun from the bottom of the car and blasted it at the helicopter in the sky.

The helicopter burst so loud that the spice girl's ears were almost deaf, with pieces of Martian son scratched on her back neck, burning pain.

The spice girl is curious: "how do you know there are weapons when you sit down?"

As Xu Youyuan sat back in the co driver's seat, his hair was blown like waves, and he said excitedly, "I'm familiar with this movie!"

"What kind of movie is this?"

I don't know what the dating scene is. This girl is coming.

"Speed and passion 12!"

“12？！” I've only seen 20! Isn't 12 the movie of the last century

Xu Youyuan: "what

Is there any basic politeness? Although she was 12 years old, she saw a movie in her adolescence, but it didn't make it last century, did it? And she hasn't seen the last few movies of this movie, but she likes the Antarctic chase in 12.

Although I don't know the real age of the spice girl, this time you come and I go, it shows a clear signal that she is dating a child.

Before she had time to investigate, the child panicked in a series of bombings. The more she drove, the more she deviated from the road. She was about to hit an iceberg. She stepped on the accelerator to death. Under her terrible operation, the tires of the racing car hissed, bumped and fell uncontrollably.

Hanging upside down in the air, Xu Youyuan is really loveless. But at this time, the hot girl with tears on her face completely gave up the operation, tied Xu Youyuan's neck and yelled "Mom help me".

Later, Xu Youyuan was very curious about the age of the spice girl. The spice girl told her that she was 14 years old.

“14？！” Xu Youyuan thought that he had heard wrong, "you can't register in the dark box at the age of 14!"

"What's the matter, Auntie? You're so rustic." The translation system is very localized and says, "there are still 11 years old and 12 years old. What's the matter with 14 years old? In ancient China, when you were 14 years old, you were the mother of a child. I'd like to make an appointment

In the face of the new era of xiaozizi, Xu Youyuan was really hated for a while and didn't know what to say.

After three things, Xu Youyuan is definitely not an easy person to give up.

But the fact is the hardest blow to her.

During the next date, a more tragic situation happened. The sister she was dating vomited directly in the car. Xu Youyuan couldn't separate her hand to open the roof of the car. But at this time, the bombing continued. The car vibrated up and down from time to time and then swayed left and right. The terrible liquid was thrown evenly in the car and covered the glass windows

After the date, she received a 459 word comment from her date.

The dark box app reminds her to change her way of making friends and contact emotional customer service if necessary.

Xu Youyuan weakly looked at the four words "contact customer service" and took off the access device.

Back to reality, she fell down on the sofa, her eyes straight.

Has love lost her? There are nearly 8 billion people in the world, not including 200 million on the moon and 100 million on Mars. No one can connect with her brain waves

No, it's not. There must be another way.

Xu Youyuan knows that he has not taken the wrong road, but the current "speed" is a little too fast.

Why don't you slow down and see who gets on the bus, and then speed up little by little? Or give others a process of adaptation?

Xu Youyuan drinks a glass of wine, gives himself a lift, and enters the dark chamber again.

Instead of choosing too exciting action movies for this date, she chose love movies, a 1995 literary love movie, "love before dawn".

Originally, she wanted to choose a movie in the "love" scene for a direct date, but after a long time in the scene library, she was not familiar with any movie. It's a well-known dating app. Many movies are full of color on the cover. Xu Youyuan, an old aunt, doesn't want to date in bed.

Fortunately, the dark box is considerate enough to import movies and automatically generate dating scenes. Xu Youyuan put "love before dawn" to guide in.

The progress bar of the system moves forward slowly, and the scene is being generated.

Xu Youyuan also chose this old movie for a reason. This time, she will remind her date before dating what the movie is. The 1995 film can largely filter out teenagers who enter the dark room with fake ID cards.

She didn't want to go through it again.

After sending out the appointment plan, three people responded to her.

The first person responded almost three seconds after she released the plan, called "plasma cream cake with flowers.". Virtual image looks a little familiar, with the temperament that she doesn't want to touch very much. And the response is too fast, just like waiting for the hare, too frivolous, Xu Youyuan pushed her aside, did not consider.

Among the remaining two people, Xu Youyuan chose a person who had not established a virtual image and had a sunset picture as his head portrait, nicknamed "Sunset Avenue", with a rather ancient temperament.

Since she wants literature and art to the end, she doesn't just like exploration. I ran into her on a train, fell in love at first sight, and then walked, sat, and lay talking about her life all day. She also liked this movie, which is very popular with Wenqing.

This date is bound to be a success.

After confirming the appointment time as 7:30 pm on the second day, the system will pop up a prompt:

"Dear dating promoter nothing, would you like to let something interesting happen in your dating? This may enhance your relationship with your date, help you get to know each other better, and bring you surprises. "

Interesting events? It sounds like a good suggestion. Xu Youyuan chooses "yes".

[system prompt: you are about to enter the love theme dating scene

Sponsor: nothing

Love before dawn

Difficulty: 1.6]

This is a love story of an American youth and a French girl meeting on the train and then falling in love. They meet at first sight and get off the bus to visit Vienna together. They spend a whole day to get to know each other, exchange their views on life and the world, and meet again in half a year.

There are three movies in this movie. This is the first one full of youth hormones and romance.

Few people are resistant to the word "love at first sight", especially when traveling alone. When Xu Youyuan was young, he also yearned for such an adventure, but it never happened in reality.

At 7:30, the sunset covered the whole city, and Xu Youyuan entered the dark world and went to the appointment on time.

She had a hunch that she would have a wonderful trip to Vienna with Sunset Boulevard.

"My sister is Sunset Boulevard?" Shiye can't help interrupting.

Xu Youyuan: "guess."

Entering the dating scene, Xu Youyuan opens her eyes on the train.

She quickly found a date, because the other person is sitting in the position of the hero should sit. It was a very quiet girl, with big red wavy hair pouring down from the classic white big brimmed hat and resting on her shoulder. Red lips are quietly rising, she also recognized Xu Youyuan.

Everything is very soothing and wonderful, some sweet taste climbed on Xu Youyuan's heart.

The scenery outside the train is beautiful, and the quarrel between a couple inside the train makes the love movie unfold slowly.

She was very glad that the meeting finally chose the right movie.

Sunset Boulevard is a lady with great temperament and ideas. You can see from her dress that she has extraordinary taste.

Xu Youyuan is still sitting in the same place, waiting for the plot to unfold, but Sunset Boulevard directly stands up and walks towards her.

When she looked up, her blue eyes were shining in the sun, and her thick and long eyelashes followed her slightly squinting action. Xu Youyuan even heard the sound of her heart beating.

Just when they were one step away, suddenly there was a "bang", and the body of the train was shaking violently, which made Sunset Avenue stagger and almost fall to one side.

Xu Youyuan and she are very puzzled. When they look out of the car window, they see a Tyrannosaurus Rex staring at them, roaring.

"Ha?" Shiye raised his eyebrows and thought he had heard the wrong thing? Tyrannosaurus Rex? Is that what I think it is? "

"Yes." It can be seen that Xu Youyuan is also very helpless, "that's what you think. It turns out that the interesting events in my dating system are randomly generated according to my hobbies. It scanned my brain, picked up my hobbies, and then it came up with this big surprise at random. Well, I admit that I really like the Jurassic series. I went to see the giant screen at the first time when every movie was released. Later, when the holographic version came out, I invited you to see it. Remember

When ye opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say.

If she can make a Tyrannosaurus Rex in a romantic film, it is estimated that Xu Youyuan should be the first person to make a breakthrough.

All the way, ye didn't have any other ideas. He just wanted to give his old friend the three words "Zhu Gu Sheng".

Sunset Boulevard was taken out by the Tyrannosaurus Rex who broke the window. It is estimated that the young man of literature and art has not yet figured out why he was swallowed by the dinosaur when he made an appointment with the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Later, Xu Youyuan received a bad comment. Sunset Avenue complained that nothing was deliberately tricking, which made it impossible to prevent. Play a game almost scared urine, causing serious mental damage, and even consider prosecution, let its compensation.

Xu Youyuan was very embarrassed, and took the initiative to buy a bunch of expensive appearance in the app, but Sunset Avenue reluctantly stopped investigating.

Even so, it can't save Xu Youyuan's credit points. Her credit score dropped from a full score of 5.0 to 4.2, below the average of 4.6, from red to unpleasant green.

When she submitted her appointment application again, there were few people who responded to her, most of them were spam.

There's no way. Now Xu Youyuan's credit is too low. He can't go on a single date smoothly. He can only take part in a group blind date, have a good date and brush his credit back.

Shiye said, "well, now I just want to know when Shiyue will come out."

Xu Youyuan: "you asked me to tell you all the details. Well, actually your baby sister has already appeared. Can you guess who she is? "