Middle-aged Love Patch

Xu Youyuan asks Shi Yue to go to bed first and go to work tomorrow.

"You just graduated last year and returned to China. I didn't ask where you work now."

"It's an Internet company," Shi said

"What's your name?"

"You don't know about a small start-up company."

"Don't despise small companies. Small companies train people more." Xu Youyuan said, "you are just starting. Don't let yourself overdraw. Your body is the capital of the revolution. If you don't sleep now and yawn in front of your boss tomorrow, your boss will think that your self-management ability is not good. When you compete for management in the future, you are likely to lose in these small details... "

"If you go on, I'll fall asleep." The vampire rolled his eyes gracefully. "My wish is not to be a high-level person."

"And what is your wish?"

"Eat and die."

"Is that a wish?" Xu Youyuan shook his head. "What are you young people thinking about?"

After a long time, Xu Youyuan recalled this conversation and felt a little divine - in a sense, it might really be Shi Yue's wish.

Shi Yue said that she is still energetic and can solve a theme task before going to bed.

"It's better to make a theme in the middle of the night..." Xu Youyuan said to himself, looking at the bulletin board.

Shi Yue quickly suggested: "it must be the master of love..."

Xu Youyuan "Shua" to turn around, with a ferocious smile: "of course, the theme of terror."

When Yue boss no meaning: "I'm sleepy, under the, good night."

"Come back..." Xu Youyuan grabbed her, "your purpose is too obvious, right?"

Shi Yue made an inch and quickly shortened the distance between them: "my purpose has always been very obvious. Don't you see it for a long time?"

Vampire's pupil is very good-looking, in her eyes can even see reshaping all the stars in the universe.

The smell of the perfume that Xu Yi has drunk is permeating again. She knows that Shi Yue did not lie at the moment. The vampire appearance buff has some other improper addition to the small fangs.

For example, the sweet smell of blood may be an aphrodisiac.

When Xu Youyuan smelled it for the first time, he felt very good and even a little intoxicated.

Today, I was attracted by the smell again, and I felt hot and dry in my heart. My brain quickly began to be confused, and the sweat in my hands went out.

When Yue is very satisfied to see in front of this one is very similar to Xu Youyuan's own face suffused with red appearance.

Usually, Xu Youyuan is either thinking or angry. For example, she is different in the sticky and intense intimacy in her memory.

In my memory, she is only responsible for harvesting people's hearts, without after-sales service at all

Shi Yue is immersed in Xu Youyuan's charming expression. Her heart is as soft as a cloud. She didn't expect that her ears would be picked up the next moment.

Shi Yue: "pain?"

Hold your nose in one hand to avoid inhaling the improper fragrance. When you twist it in the other hand, Xu Youyuan sneers

"I advise you to change your appearance before my ears are twisted off. I'll tell you what happened last time. It turns out you're hiding a secret weapon. "

Shi Yue broke away from Xu Youyuan and retreated to a safe distance. Tears rolled in her eyes. Wei was wronged: "didn't you tell me not to change my appearance? And with a somatosensory chip in it, how can you give up such a heavy hand? "

Xu Youyuan doesn't like this: "if it doesn't hurt, I won't twist it. Who wants you to design me secretly?"

"How to design you secretly? The appearance of the buff is clearly written in the mall. You can see it, too. "

"Who has the skill to see it?"

"Don't you look at me? And sister, aren't you a beneficiary? I didn't force you to write every word in the five-star review. "

As soon as Xu Youyuan's eyes were sharp, he flew to Shiyue's head with one flying leg. The vampire's wings opened and flew to the sky to escape.

"How can you beat someone when you don't agree?" When Yue floating in the air, happy, appreciate Xu Youyuan can't beat her angry appearance.

Xu Youyuan pointed to her and said, "if you mention the praise again, believe it or not, I'll go to your house and beat you all night?"

"OK, you come. I'll scatter flowers all the way from the outside of the community. Don't leave when I come. Ah? It rhymes

Xu Youyuan was silent for a second and went offline.

Shi Yue: "it's too much to be amused."

After waiting for a while, there was no movement. Shiyue went off the line and turned around. There was no Xu Youyuan anywhere on the Internet.

Don't you really get angry and go to bed?

Xu Youyuan is really angry, but she didn't sleep. She just quits the dating scene and goes back to her room. She turns it into stealth mode and calls out the interface of shopping mall to see it one by one.

Isn't it the appearance? Isn't it the buff! If you don't believe me, I can't find a buff who can beat you!

Xu Youyuan chose "strength" in the list of buff attributes. The most popular one recently is Disney's new superhero viniji, a muscular black heroine who blows a planet with one blow.

Xu Youyuan has formed a good habit of looking at the price at the first time when he sees the exciting products. Weiniji's appearance price is 19999rmb.

This figure makes her dizzy. Don't choose the latest model. Let's have a look at the classic model.

The hulk and the U.S. are 9888rmbs, axe 8888rmbs, Jushi Johnson 6999rmbs, Zhang Fei 5999rmbs

Xu Youyuan passionately searched for a moment. After watching the price, he calmed down a lot and arranged it in the order of price from low to high.

Seeing a very suitable appearance, Xu Youyuan almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

This appearance has only one powerful buff - give each other a rake.

As long as the target of attack is within 200 meters, it can be raked in the face. Currently in the probation period, free, can be said to be very affordable, completely is the effect she wants.

The monkey will not be honest without a good lesson.

But... The free appearance is too ugly.

Xu Youyuan hesitated and pressed the "try on" button. When she looked up, she didn't even feel the mood of turning around to see the whole body effect. She held her forehead and sat on the ground.

It's so terrible that she can't even look at the ferocious look in the mirror

But in addition, they all start at 388 RMB, which makes Xu Youyuan's flesh ache.

OK, ugly, easy to use. Anyway, it's good to go down with a rake! She has never been "too" concerned about appearance.

Xu Youyuan took a deep breath and chose the word "trial"

When Yue waited for half an hour, Xu Youyuan did not go online again, a little guilty.

I used to be able to give a reaction when I was angry. This time, it's not a well-designed one at all. When I mentioned it casually, I just poked it off the line.

Shi Yue quit the app for a while and sent her a wechat, a 4D expression pack, a poor little pig with tears in her eyes and a line of words:

Sister, I'm wrong.

After sending it out, I waited, but the other party didn't read it.

The diligent AI dog was stuck by her slippers when passing by her, and looked up at her slowly. Shi Yue read out her sympathy from this eye.

What can we do.

There was no skin before, but every time she could get feedback, it showed that she was not really angry. This time, according to the general principle, five star make complaints about it is already a daily stem, and not the first time to vomit a slot, how can it be so destructive?

Shi Yue reflects on herself and looks forward to tomorrow. What kind of excuse can she find to meet Xu Youyuan?

The access crystal of the dark box has not been taken off, and the messages in the game will continue to be pushed to Shiyue's brain.

Just when she turned over her mobile phone and wanted to select a lucky child, she received a prompt from Xu Youyuan.

Why?

Shi Yue happily returns to the game. When she reappears in the square outside the aquarium, she hears a low voice of surprise and looks in the same direction.

Evil wind is everywhere, the earth is shaking.

The wings behind Shiyue are almost erect by the strong wind. She and the others look up together. In the distance, the sky is covered with yellow sand, and a huge shadow is rising.

When everyone saw what the shadow was, they unconsciously stepped back.

"What the hell?"

"... this appearance is really useful."

This is a pig.

In other words, it's a pig demon, a familiar pig demon who can learn from scriptures.

Generally speaking, they are called "second elder martial brother".

The huge body of the pig demon stands in mid air, frightening all the creatures wandering over the elegant and quiet aquarium to flee, holding up the nine toothed nail with cold light.

Shi Yue with a question mark on his face: "is that you?"

The huge rake, like a mountain, smashed down at Shiyue with a loud bang. The earth sank and three tanks exploded in the aquarium.

When he was hit, Yue was in the dark and hung up.

When she was conscious again, she had already returned to her room in the dark box. Two little suckling dogs, black and white, ran upside down to her and licked the back of her hand.

Shi Yue sat on the soft carpet, surrounded by scattered exercise books. There was not much furniture in the open room, just a spacious table and two chairs.

The stars and clouds coexist overhead. Shiyue leans on a huge tree growing deep into the universe, remembering the scene just now, thinking about the cause and effect, and laughing out of breath.

From the preview of the channel, we can see that the aquarium is in a state of disorder at this time. All the players are attacking the second elder martial brother and regard it as a big strange scene that suddenly appears. The pig was tied up and sent to the police car.

Shiyue covered her stomach and laughed until she couldn't stand up.

Well, what she should do now is go to bed offline and have fun on her way to work tomorrow morning.

The next morning, Shi Yue got up and took a bath, and went out fresh and fresh.

There is a breakfast stall outside the residential area. Shi Yue often comes here to buy breakfast. Today, she still has to pour cakes, not only adding intestines, but also laying an extra egg.

The boss looked at the smiling Shiyue sitting in the car while spreading the cake and wondered: "little girl, what's the good thing? With intestines and eggs. "

"What a great thing." When Yue thought it was not enough, "are there any fried dough sticks? Give me two more sticks! "

"... it's nice to be young. Breakfast is for two."

When Yue bought deep fried dough sticks, he opened the automatic driving system and went to the app to go to the "detention facility".

Yesterday, Xu Youyuan actually used force in the public area. That rake strike was very accurate. She was the only one who died. However, Xu Youyuan, who disrupted the order of the game and killed innocent people indiscriminately, must lose her credit and will be forced to be dragged into the "detention center" for self-examination.

There are two ways to get out. One is to pay 60000 game coins at one time, which is equivalent to 600RMB. You can make friends by yourself or by yourself.

The other way is more miserable. If you don't pay, you have to close it for 12 hours. You also have to be active online for 12 hours. You have to work as a coolie to help screen questionnaires. If you want to sleep, you can't just hang up and muddle through.

Xu Youyuan is really cruel to herself if she can put on the appearance of the second elder martial brother.

What makes her so cruel? It's all because of poverty

The stingy Xu Youyuan must not have paid the 60000 gold coins. Now she must still be a coolie. If you want to get out of the detention center quickly, the first thing Xu Youyuan does when she gets up this morning is to go online. Isn't she still trying to unlock all her achievements together? 12 hours must be done quickly.

Judging from Xu Youyuan's online time, she also doesn't like sleeping very much. This clock must be there.

During the detention, all operations were locked up. You can't date, you can't trade, you can't even change the look.

So now Xu Youyuan must still be a shivering little pig in a cage.

As soon as the vampire walks to the dark corridor of the detention center, he hears an earthshaking snore.

Shi Yue stops and shrinks his shoulders.

Ah Hoo! Snore, snore

Ah Hoo! Snore, snore, snore

Compared with the normal voice, this is totally special. Is it a cry?

Shi Yue moves to the door of the detention center in terror. Through the buzzing iron railings, she sees the second elder martial brother lying on his back. The cry of tearing the sky and breaking the ground is really from her

Around a circle of inmates nearly collapsed, under the black eye, they came up and begged Shiyue: "are you a good friend of this pig! Pick it up quickly! Some people buy any appearance! I'm impressed! I can't wake up

Shi Yue: "OK, let's go. Let's go."

Inmate: "can you hold on? And the video? "