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After he Zhizhou was brought out of the criminal court, tianxianzi took his disciples to the city master's residence.

Luan City is famous for its prosperous business and wealth. Naturally, there are all kinds of luxurious and flashy scenes in the Lord's mansion. Looking around, there are four words written in every floor crack:

I'm rich.

Although the city of Garan, which Ning Ning Ning had visited before, was once a commercial important place, it was buried in the water for so many years. In addition, the main tone of the Lord's residence was elegant and introverted, so its temperament was quite different from that of this place.

Through the majestic main entrance and the brightly lit corridor hidden by high walls, we arrive at the front yard for welcoming guests and holding banquets between the noise and laughter and the music and arpeggios.

"Elder Tianxian! If you lose something, welcome it. If you lose something, welcome it! "

As soon as the guide stepped down, a young man in gorgeous clothes came forward to welcome him. He glanced at Ning Ning and others, and said with a loud smile: "all the disciples of xuanxu sword sect are young talents. I think your sect will be able to beat the others this year."

Tianxianzi laughed: "thank you for your kind words."

Then he looked up at the woman in red behind the young man and said, "this must be the lady of the city master, right?"

The city Lord turned over and said softly, "come on, Luan Niang."

The woman stood in the shadow of the high wall, and was blocked by the youth. Until she came forward slowly after tianxianzi's inquiry, Ning Ning finally saw the man's appearance.

She was born beautifully, with amber pupils embedded in her peach blossom eyes, just like the melting ice water on the snow mountain. Although she was beautiful, she was cold and clear, without much temperature belonging to the living.

A red dress is woven from dragon silk and brocade. The Dragon silk is as thin as gauze and the brocade is as magnificent as smoke. Under the interweaving of the two, it forms a picture of mist and haze in clusters of flower shade, which further sets off her swaying and beautiful posture.

Ning Ning had done his homework before he came to Luan City. The city leader's surname is Luo and his name is Yuanming. He is a high-level gifted Fu Xiu of Yuanying.

Before that, he had a wife. I heard that she was a weak and sick official lady. Not long after she married the city leader, she died of serious illness.

Today's city master's wife, Luan Niang, has long abandoned her original name because she was sold into flower street since childhood.

One is the famous Lord of the city, and the other is a humble dancer. They should not have any intersection, but Luo Yuanming fell in love with her at first sight at a banquet.

This romantic story has been passed down and sung by the people in the city, and their love story has been written in more than ten versions, one by one tortuous and bizarre, one by one ambiguous and fragrant.

Even the old lady, who had been dead for many years, was lucky to come back to life in the script. She threw a pile of silver notes directly to the heroine Luan Niang: "five million spirit stones, leave my son."

In terms of the extent of absurdity, Yama can cry with anger. But it can also be seen that people's enthusiasm for eating melons is consistent at all times and all over the world.

Luan Niang is originally cold face, in hear Luo Yuanming voice of the moment look slightly loose, show a shallow smile.

She was born as a dancer. When she walked, she was charming and affectionate. She swayed and swayed with her skirt. The brocade streamed under the long-term light, which was very beautiful.

Tian Xianzi and his wife exchanged a few simple greetings, and then took the people to the banquet.

The front yard of the city Lord's mansion is incredibly spacious. The tables and tables are set out in turn, with all kinds of cakes and dishes. Ning Ning had the best relationship with the eldest martial sister, so she had been walking with Zheng Weiqi side by side. In the light and shadow, she saw several familiar faces.

Little master Mingkong from the fanyin temple is still surrounded by a large group of people, telling some great principles that he can't understand himself and that he recites from the Buddhist scriptures.

Around a group of people pretending to understand, have nodded to answer, if anyone asked, it will harvest a pile of "can only mean will not be able to express" pity eyes.

Wan Jianzong arrived here early, and some of them had a quarrel with liumingshan. A young man of the city master's mansion curled up in a corner, holding a small notebook to record the number of spirit stones that needed to be compensated at that time.

According to the onlookers, the liumingshan group criticized the sweet tofu flowers and praised the salty tofu brain in anger when they tasted the snacks. When they were heard by the disciples of wanjianzong, they argued with each other. After a fierce verbal battle, they finally took out their swords and amulets to fight.

There is -

eyes stay in the crowd on an angular side face, rather slightly stunned.

It was a tall, thin young man with a dizzy red eye. He seemed to be aware of her eyes and turned around without saying a word.

It's the little Lord of Garan, Jiangsi.

Jiang Si had been sleeping for several years, and when he woke up, he had not recovered from a serious illness. However, the sickly body and bones can not hinder the continuous domineering spirit in his body. After seeing Ning Ning and Zheng weiqi, he sneered: "Oh, woman."

Zheng Weiqi's face subconsciously wrinkled into a ball: "Tut, idiot."

After thinking for a moment, he whispered to Ning Ning: "little younger martial sister, do you see the big head? I'll teach you how to do business. "

Seeing Zheng Weiqi's eyes blink, she stares at herself. Jiang Si coughs a few times with no expression on her face, and an imperceptible smile passes through her eyes.The woman really had a deep feeling for him. Now she just saw him, and she didn't hesitate to take her classmate to this side.

It's a pity that he is not in love with her and is doomed to give her no future.

"Little Lord."

Zheng Weiqi stepped forward and approached him with a smile: "how can you be here?"

Jiang Si responded coldly: "Garan and Luan City have been friends for generations. Now it's the 10th meeting. I'm here to celebrate."

After a pause, he coughed again, "are you going to attend the law society? Well

The "um" at the end of the sentence is the result he learned in the script -

knowing that he can't keep up with the changes of the times, Jiang Si bought a lot of scripts from Zheng Weiqi before saying goodbye to the xuanxu sword sect. After studying day and night, he summed up the current male behavior models.

as like as two peas, she love the word "woman" very much. It is exactly the same as what many years ago.

For example, the most common expressions are "pick eyebrows", "evil smile" and "lick teeth", no matter what you do, it is "light".

Another example is always to add a word "um" at the end of the sentence, and be sure to use a very "deep mellow" voice, as well as a little bit of questioning tone.

Jiang Si pondered for a long time, and thought that it should be similar to the feeling when a buffalo moos. After all, they are all low monosyllables.

Besides, he also learned many new sentence patterns that he had never heard before. But even if the psychological endurance is as strong as Jiangsi, they can't accept that they put a woman in the corner, with red eye disease like red eyes to say: "cry little city Lord, life is for you."

Or hugging someone, "as if to put her into every inch of the body.".

It's horrible. It's like reading a mystery novel. He wants to live well, but he doesn't want to die young.

"Have you finished reading the previous words?"

Zheng Weiqi said with a smile: "I've got some new products here. Are you interested in the little city master?"

Jiang Si was silent for a moment.

At the beginning, when he read the love story books, he could be said to have learned a lot. The demons in the city were quite curious about it, and the streets were full of such conversations:

"the young city master didn't show up for many days, and I don't know what to do in the mansion?"

"I heard I was reading a book."

"Reading? Is it reading the strategy of governing the city, or practicing peerless skills? "

“…… It's said that it's "the crazy favor of an overbearing master", "refusing to marry a rich family: 33 days of little wife's escape from love", "this Meng Jue obviously loves me but is too sullen."

“……”

“……”

So not a day later, the whole city was saying that the young city master had a girl's heart. He forgot to eat and sleep when he read the love story book.

Later, it became more and more outrageous, directly from "mostly the stories of the elders of xuanxu sword sect" Liyu leaped to Longmen, to "is tianxianzi or Zhenxiao sword Zun, or both, the favorite of the young city master?".

It's just that the number of storybooks of these two people is the largest of all.

There are reasons and results, there are reasons and grounds, there are no arguments, not to accept.

Jiang Si wanted to refuse, but Zheng Weiqi continued: "young city master, I still have two books on hand, both of which take you as the hero. Supply is short of demand. If you want to buy it, you should pay close attention to it. "

Her words are true. Since the event of Kalan city became known to the world, the young city leader Jiang Si has been said to be a graceful young man with a clear wind and a bright future. Her popularity has also increased. Countless storybooks have sprung up overnight, which sell well.

Jiang Si couldn't help but be stunned when he heard the words. After some ideological struggle, his eyes were slightly calm and he said, "how much is it?"

Zheng Weiqi compared a number with her finger: "a thousand spirit stones."

Jiang Si sneered again.

Old as he is, his brain hasn't rusted yet. A book sells 1000 spirit stone, this woman is inferior to rob: "too expensive, I can give you 500 at most."

Zheng Weiqi shook her head: "a thousand."

Jiang Si's attitude was firm: "five hundred."

Zheng Weiqi: "one thousand."

Jiang Si: "five hundred."

"Five hundred."

"A thousand."

Jiang Si

He wanted to be opposite to the other party, but he didn't think that she would get into a dead end. He took advantage of this thinking inertia and killed him unprepared.

Zheng Weiqi tried her best to bear a smile and handed him a copy of city master is too difficult: Meng Bao is three and a half years old.

This title is too shocking. Jiang Si's back is so cold that he almost takes the author to the criminal court.

Wait for him to tremble to take it down, hear Zheng Weiqi again way: "I still have here one, same 1000 spirit stone, want?"

Jiang Si was forced to bear the heartache of being cheated by unscrupulous businessmen, and answered with no expression: "five hundred."

Zheng Weiqi is as like as two peas before: "one thousand."

The little Lord of Garan looked back, and a sneer came from his lips.As like as two peas, the woman would have tried to use the same pattern and had been too defiant of his mind.

Jiang Si answered quickly: "five hundred."

"A thousand."

"Five hundred."

There was another round of bidding almost without any pause. When Zheng Weiqi read out the next number, Jiang Si held his breath and his pupils shrank.

Now!

The number she just said is not one thousand!

According to the previous routine, he had already guessed that Zheng Weiqi would modify the price at a certain quotation.

At that time, I must not follow the inertia of thinking and deliberately come against this woman. Instead, I should follow her words and read out the same number without hesitation.

That is -

JIANG Si was full of spirit, and said, "1500!"

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

In the lively feast, a sad person suddenly appeared.

His own voice reverberated in his ears, and Jiang Si raised his head blankly, facing Zheng Weiqi's face, which was full of laughter.

She just It's 1500?

Not five hundred?

Ha ha, it turns out that it's not the same old trick, but another trap waiting for him to jump in.

So why don't you play according to the routine! Is it interesting to bully him, an antique who knows nothing? Ah? Is it interesting?

This poisonous woman!

Even if she got his money, she couldn't get his heart!

"It's worthy of being the little city master. His hand is the atmosphere."

Zheng Weiqi shakes her head, takes out a small book from the storage bag and hands it to him. Jiang Si, like a sculpture, takes it off in a trance.

Look down, my gifted husband.

Killing people, really every word is laughing at his stupidity and vulnerability, Zheng Weiqi is absolutely intentional.

Jiang Si felt that he was not breathing well, and he almost spat out blood: "woman You're pushing my limits. "

Zheng Weiqi politely smiles and accepts the IQ tax he handed over: "it's OK, isn't it unsuccessful? There's a long way to go. We can go on. "

Jiang Si tried to breathe in and out so as not to be killed by her.

Zheng Weiqi took the money, then Meizizi said goodbye to the unjust big head, and took the younger martial sister to the other side of the banquet.

Ning Ning was amused by her fierce operation, and they didn't notice the hidden sight in the crowd.

"I see her, the girl of xuanxu sword sect."

A pretty girl sat on the rockery and looked at the boy in red leaning on the side of the rockery with a smile: "I'm sorry, she played us so hard last time. This time, we can compete with each other openly Let's talk about it first. Whoever catches it first will be his. The other one is not allowed to rob. "

"Of course," he said with a lazy smile

"Oh --"

her eyes touched the young man in black holding a sword in the corner of the banquet. The girl covered her lips and laughed softly. Her voice was as sweet as honey: "is that the younger martial brother of Ningning girl? We just watched her talk and he glared at us

As she said this, she twisted her hair around her scallion white index finger, and a cold predator like light flashed through her eyes: "it looks pretty good. I can't say it's an interesting person Right? "

On the other side, wanjianzong.

Xu Xie looked at his elder martial sister with fear: "elder martial sister, you have been grinning for half an hour, which is more than the total time you spent in the first half of the year - are you having a cramp in your mouth?"

"You don't understand."

Su QingHan held down the long sword at his waist and stopped the buzzing of the sword body: "ten methods will make friends by martial arts. All the elite disciples of major sects gather here. Don't you want to compete with them?"

Xu Xie was timid and replied, "maybe Do you think so? "

Seeing the girl in purple in the crowd, Su QingHan looked slightly restrained: "younger martial sister Ning Ning's performance in the small heavy mountain is quite brilliant. This trial, there will be many people challenging her."

Thinking of Ning Ning's tossing about the neon island and Haoran gate, Xu Xie nodded subconsciously: "it's true. Ning Ning must be in danger this time - elder martial sister, do you want to help her

"Help her?"

Su QingHan chuckled and said, "I will be the first to defeat her."

*

if you are not willing to enjoy the delicious food and wine, you can say that it's an incomparable match.

However, when the voice appeared, it changed from "incomparable night" to "the source of many troubles".

"Dear friends, I'm Luo Yuanming, the leader of Luan City. After some discussion among the elders, it is decided to open the secret place of trial tonight, that is, the first round of competition of the ten methods meeting. "

Ning Ning listened carefully and raised her head to face Zheng Weiqi's eyes. It was obvious that the latter also received the same sound."Before the first round, you will all get a special token. When you go to Jiuyou mountain and enter the secret place, you can challenge at will and snatch other people's tokens. "

The voice continued: "traps, stratagems and collective cooperation are not forbidden. If the number of tokens in a person's hand is cleared, he will be forced to leave the secret place immediately. At the end of the trial, if the number of tokens in his hand is counted down, he will be eliminated. "

"The trial lasted for three days, and there are many adventures waiting for you to discover. Then - "

" the flying boat will arrive at the city Lord's mansion immediately and carry you to Jiuyou mountain. Please be prepared. "

When this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar.

The law society not only added the rule of fighting for tokens, but also announced its opening in the banquet for the first time, which was tantamount to a blow in the head. Many people have not made enough preparations. After hearing this, they are very anxious and don't know what to do.

As Luo Yuanming said, in the time when he finished speaking, several flying boats arrived as promised, cutting through the thick clouds of the Lord's house.

Like a surprise exam, all the teachers in the world are the same thieves.

"The number of tokens cannot be reciprocal..."

Zheng Weiqi said with a helpless smile: "isn't this a clear way to encourage everyone to kill each other? That group of elders is really getting worse every year. "

She was a sword practitioner in the Yuan Dynasty. She had a vast area of secret trial. In order to ensure fairness, she would not be in the same place as Ning Ning of Jindan.

After thinking about it for a while, she asked her anxiously: "I heard that my younger martial sister has performed well in xiaochongshan. Maybe she will get into trouble. Remember to be cautious and try to meet other people in the sect. "

Ning Ning nodded.

The flying boat hung in the air with great momentum, and it dropped several long winding stairs.

The elders estimated that they would sneak around to watch the good play, but no one was seen from the beginning to the end. The disciples were happy and worried, and went on board one by one noisily.

Among all the members of xuanxu sword sect, he Zhizhou, who took the opportunity to eat and drink, was the last one to board. He had too much to eat and could not sit. He could only stand at the gate of the boat with his waist on his back and lean out his head to look down.

As the boat slowly lifted off, people and objects on the ground became smaller and smaller, more and more blurred.

The outline of the house has been submerged in the night, thousands of lights, swaying with the wind, like the faint dots of color ink on pure black paper. People's faces also become unclear, half swallowed by the darkness, the other half hidden in the fire.

As he looked around, he Zhizhou saw the elders of xuanxu sword sect in the attic on the top floor. They seemed to collide with his eyes and raised their arms one after another.

He Zhizhou was deeply moved.

Cabbage field yellow, two or three years old no mother. Li Xiangsheng, his master, is away from home all the year round. He only occasionally sends back a bunch of sword notation skills and cherishes Lingzhi. If it wasn't for the support and care of his martial uncles, he might have been down in the world.

This time was arrested into the criminal court, is also the day envy son in the first time rushed to, take him out of the ghost place. This kindness is unforgettable, and he can never fail his martial uncle.

"All martial uncles and uncles --"

he Zhizhou cried out in a loud voice: "don't worry, I will pass this test!"

Tianxianzi opened his mouth, should be talking to him. It's a pity that they are too far away. He Zhizhou can only see each other's mouth wide open, but he can't hear any sound. It's like watching a silent film.

But what else can the teacher say before the competition? It's just words to cheer him on.

When he Zhizhou thought of this, he was more passionate and cried out: "Uncle Tianxian! Don't worry, I won't let you lose -- "

the word" Hope "was stiffly blocked back in your throat before it was exported.

To be precise, it was squeezed back into the throat.

-- while he Zhizhou was exploring and moving himself, the door of the boat closed quietly.

It turns out that the martial uncles are not waving goodbye.

Instead, he desperately signaled to him, "get your head back! Or you'll be caught in the door soon

He Zhizhou's face was expressionless. He was standing in the boat, only one head was squeezed out of the door and couldn't move.

The night wind blows his unruly black hair. In the hazy sight, he happens to bump into the surprised eyes of a family of three in a tall building.

Flying boat, night sky, firelight, head hanging at the door.

A piercing scream pierced the night sky.

He Zhizhou

Listen to him! He is a handsome Jian Xiu with upright conduct and elegant demeanor. He is not a head inlaid in the crack of the door!!!

However, before he showed a friendly smile to the family, he noticed that someone had scratched his hair behind him.

Then there was a pat on the back.

Ning Ning's voice came into the ear very clearly: "elder martial sister, what are you doing? Don't bully elder martial brother he. "

Zheng Weiqi's righteous words: "it's clear that you've done something to him, and you want to blame me!"Most of the flying boat were disciples of xuanxu sword sect. They laughed at the sight. Many of his fellow teachers who have a good relationship with he Zhizhou are like this. You touch me and scratch me.

Pitifully, one of his own heads was shut out, and he could only hear a buzz behind him. He didn't know who was doing it, but he struggled desperately with distorted face: "stop it! You bastards

Ning Ning stood in the boat, where he could see only half of his body bent like a 90 year old man. The scene was so funny that she couldn't help laughing. Suddenly, she heard he Zhizhou yell: "bad!"

She still had a little conscience, Wen Yan asked: "what's the matter?"

He Zhizhou seems to find it hard to speak. His voice is much smaller. He needs to distinguish carefully before he can hear clearly I seem to be surrounded by a lot of people below. A lot, a lot. "

The third younger martial brother, who was studying with him under Li Xiangsheng's door, was heartless with a smile: "what's there to watch? It's just a head on a flying boat - "

and so on.

This is a head on a flying boat!!!

Just imagine that on the day of fireworks and celebration in the city, you and your wife are eating hot pot and singing. As soon as you look up, you can see a strange man's head hanging out of the window -

it's too terrible!!!

"Brother he, hold on!"

The scene is in chaos. For the sake of the physical and mental health of the people in Luan City, no one dares to toss him. The younger disciples were all in a good mood and said, "you must keep smiling and never look too gloomy, or you will frighten the children!"

Ning rather thought: "that's right. Tell people with a smile that you're not the one hanging on the door. You just happen to get your head caught in the door. "

So on the night of the feast of ten methods, when the boat soared, the fireworks burst into flames. Many people in Luan City leaned against the window to look at the immortal gate.

The flying boat floats in the air, and the light and shadow blend. The child who is not familiar with the world opens his eyes and asks curiously: "mother, what is the big ship flying in the sky?"

"It's a ten way boat. The flying boat is full of the most outstanding disciples of the major sects. If you want to get on the boat, you must practice hard, and the next day -- "

the woman leans on the high building, and before she has time to finish her words, she takes a breath, and her back begins to shake involuntarily.

At the door of one of the boats, there was a head with a ferocious face and a pale face!

A firework exploded.

The man's eyes were dazed and in a trance. He inadvertently collided with the eyes of the three members of the family. He grinned rather stiffly and gave an awkward but polite dry smile.

That's scary enough.

I didn't expect that the smile was fleeting, but in the blink of an eye, the head suddenly changed its face.

I saw it crying, laughing and shaking. I didn't know what it was talking about in its wide open mouth. Only a ferocious face was very clear in the fire light and deeply engraved in everyone's memory.

With the flying boat moving forward slowly, more and more people saw it.

The nameless head showed his teeth and twitched, as if in great pain. His eyes turned around, his cheeks wrinkled, and he swore in silence. Maybe it was just to accuse the injustice he had suffered before his death.

The children in the high-rise buildings wailed with one voice, one after another.

Suddenly someone suddenly realized and yelled: "I remember! Isn't that the disciple of xuanxu sect who made trouble in the market and was put into the criminal court today? "

A stone stirs a thousand waves.

I don't know who trembled and said, "I heard that he was taken away by the elder of the sect. Did the xuanxu sword sect punish him..."! It's worthy of being a monk. I'm not dead yet! "

"Why is xuanxu sword sect like that?"

A woman shivered and screamed: "he just made a small mistake. How could he cut off his head and hang it on the boat for public display! What's the heart of this school? It's so hard for people to live in peace when they die! "

The head swayed with the wind in the air, and drifted away in the twilight until the boat left without being taken down.

And its expression actually gradually softened down, and finally closed his eyes and turned into a smiling face full of Buddha nature. It's so peaceful, it's like getting to know you before you die.

After struggling for so long, the disciple finally closed his eyes slowly.

People in the city did not sleep all night. The story of xuanxu sword sect killing disciples and hanging them in the boat spread from one hundred to ten. Many people spontaneously offered wreaths and paper money for the poor man and burned them on the Bank of Cangjiang river.

The shock and influence of the scene is so great that history says that "we still don't know the name of the head we saw that day.".

And the elders of xuanxu sword sect never thought that after that night, the way parents in Luan City threatened their children completely changed, from "cry again? If you cry again, Aunt Tiger will come and take you away "becomes -

" cry again? Cry again, and I'll send you to the xuanxu sect! "Not to mention, the effect is obviously much better.

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