Monster Apartment

Kyushu shanhaiyuan.

It has been more than 300 years since it was founded.

Today, for the first time, this old monster settlement has ushered in a wave of human vigilance.

At the gate of the security booth, the little brother of the security guard is facing the policemen who are riding a small electric donkey and sweating. His face is full of force.

"Hello, comrade! We've been called to the police. "

Small film police is still very young, from his not very skilled action to show the certificate, about an intern.

"The owner of room 666, shanhaiyuan, Kyushu, No. 001, Shanhai Road, called the police and said that he had encountered a violent accident."

Security brother

Security brother:??

Isn't room 666 the new goblin?

"I have to go in!" the little policeman was a little worried

Security brother

No, do you know who lives around here?

Can you stop the violence here??

While shocked, the security brother thought and thought, in order to avoid the community being noticed by these ordinary people, he finally ran to unit 6 with the little electric donkey of the film police.

Gu Bai holds his mobile phone and squats nervously at the entrance of the entrance.

Mr. movie king is still whining, while Ms. Huang is obviously in a hurry. Listening to the news, they are probably circling around the corridor on the sixth floor, and the sound is clanging. As soon as they hear it, they feel that the picture is very bloody.

Occasionally, there are other neighbors' angry curse and door slamming in this building. For a moment, the high-end foreign style and peaceful apartment building is noisy like a vegetable market.

Gu Bai looked down at his mobile phone contact record page. There was a private number called in on 110, which was the number of the police. Just now, he called and said that he had entered the community.

This made Gu Bai feel relieved, but when he heard the wailing of the movie king outside, he could not help but shrink his neck, clenched his mobile phone, and gave spiritual support to the movie king who suffered from violence outside.

Mr. Zhai, hold on a second.

Uncle police is coming!

Be strong, Mr. Zhai!

Gu Bai encouraged Mr. Yingdi in his heart.

Gu Bai had a special trust in the police since he was a child.

When he was young and didn't know anything, his father told him to ask the police uncle if he had something to do.

Therefore, Gu Bai's most frequent contact with the police stations in various districts.

Up to home by thieves, down to homework can't write, he will copy a soft milk sound, Pa Pa Pa Pa ran to the landline there to call the police of the district police station.

It's a kind of conditioned reflex for Gu Bai to go to the police when something happens.

Just as Gu Bai was trying to cheer up Mr. Yingdi, who had been thumped outside, there was another howl outside the door, accompanied by a "clanging" sound.

Gu Bai couldn't help hissing. He turned his head to the door and hesitated to see the situation through the cat's eyes.

Just as he was lying on the door to look out, he heard the sound of the elevator door opening.

Then there was a hearty cry: "police! Stop it all! "

The movement outside the house stopped abruptly.

As if time has been pressed the pause button, a time of silence.

Gu Bai admired and adored the deterrent power of the police.

If he didn't really like painting, Gu Bai thought he would work hard to become a glorious people's policeman!

Mr. Zhai and Ms. Huang, including the residents of the whole building, did not expect that they would face the human police one day.

And it's the internal police report.

This is what a silly child released to toss out of the matter ah!

So when Gu Bai opened the door, he was surrounded by the residents of the whole apartment building who were still at home.

Gu Bai, who just came out of his head, immediately counseled him back.

"What are you looking at?" Huang Yining bared her white feet, stepped on the corridor covered with soft carpet, and with her high-heeled shoes as the weapon in one hand, knocked on the corridor railings, and raised her eyebrows to the guys who poked out their heads, "what are you looking at! All go back to my nest! Or I'll come to you tonight! "

As soon as she said this, the whole building became fresh in the next second.

Film police Lengleng looking at this overbearing and naturally strong style, also surprised.

Huang Yining is gentle and charming. She is one of the types that looks amazing at first sight and more beautiful. So even if her acting skills are like a pool of mud, most of them are face powder throwing money at her face.

In addition, Huang Yining is an elegant and intellectual image with mild taste and high EQ, and never gets involved in the big productions that need acting skills. She has a very good popularity in the circle.

At least, no one has ever seen Huang Yining's fierce face.

Gu Bai carefully poked out half of his head and looked around. He was relieved to find that all the other residents had shrunk back and ran out in slippers.

He looked at the uniform of the small film police and felt very friendly. He pulled his slippers to his side and pulled the clothes of the film police who was still in a daze: "Mr. police, I called the police."

"Violence Asked the policeman.

Gu Bai pursed his lips and nodded.

According to the general process, it should be mediation.

Intern xiaopian police feel very short of breath in the face of two big men in the entertainment industry. He turns his head and looks at his police officer with a full face of trust and two bright eyes. He deeply feels the responsibility of being a people's police officer.

He took a deep breath, and then, according to the instructions of his predecessors, he gave ideological education to these two big men who obviously did not pay attention to him.

I didn't educate the two big men. I don't know about the police, but I must have educated the little cute who called the police.

Gu Bai is serious, listen very seriously, and even happily pull slippers to the ideological education of the small piece of police sent downstairs.

When he came back by the elevator, Ms. Huang had pushed Mr. Zhai to the corner again.

She was holding a wall in one hand and a pair of sharp heels in the other. She was gesticulating on Mr. Zhai's third leg and said: "if you dare to rob a man from me again, I'll unload you!"

Mr. Zhai, who was blocked in the corner, gave a whimper.

Ms. Huang took back her hand and picked up another high-heeled shoe she had thrown aside. Then she opened the door of No. 665. Before entering the door, she glanced at Gu Bai standing at the elevator entrance.

Gu Bai felt a chill in his lower body, and then he stepped back three steps. He watched Huang Yining walk into the room like a goddess of victory, holding her head high. Then he shivered to Mr. Zhai, who had become a ball in the corridor.

Gu Bai has never seen a woman like Huang Yining since he was a child. It is probably because of his baby face, which can stimulate women's maternal love. The women Gu Bai meets are warm and soft to him, just like the warm spring breeze.

It's the first time that Gu Bai has ever seen an adult man treated in such a way that he doesn't agree with him. It's like beating him up and forcing him into a corner, threatening to take off his third leg.

Gu Bai looks at Mr. Zhai, who has become a group of counsels. He thinks it's a pity to leave him here alone.

He had just been beaten and threatened with the third leg removed.

Although the reason is, er... Robbing men.

Gu Bai thought of this reason and immediately began to hesitate between going and not going.

Mr. Zhai may feel very shameful now. He was exposed his sexual orientation in front of a stranger, and he was chased and beaten by such a beautiful lady.

Now his head is buried in his arms. Maybe he was hit in the face and didn't want to be seen?

Gu Bai thought about it, and decided to pretend to be considerate and don't know anything, and exit quietly.

But just as he raised his foot, Mr. Zhai raised his head and looked up at him. His eyes were like a pitiful golden dog abandoned by the owner.

When Gu Bai heard Mr. Zhai, he sighed softly and sorrowfully, and then said to him, "I'm so hungry."

Gu Bai

What do you mean???

I was beaten and threatened to take off my third leg. Is your reaction hungry?!

Zhai Liangjun stands up. Gu Bai finds that his height is just up to his shoulder.

"What's your name, little one?" Zhai Liangjun asked as he sorted out his clothes.

"Gu Bai." Gu Bai replied obediently, "I know you, Mr. Zhai."

"How did you call the police?" Zhai Liangjun held the baby in front of him with 120000 patience and gently warned him, "we live here with different identities. We really have internal coordination, so we don't need to disturb others."

Gu Bai took a look at the movie king and the closed door of room 665. Thinking of their position in the entertainment circle, he nodded suddenly.

Gu Bai realized that he had just called the police, which might bring trouble to these two people.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Zhai." Gu Bai pursed his lips and felt very guilty.

Zhai Liangjun looks at the clever little cub in front of him. He looks at the other person with his head up. He looks very serious. His eyes are clear and his face is sad with apology. It seems that he can cry in the next second.

Mr. Zhai's fingers moved slightly, then stopped, and then moved again.

He finally failed to control his hands, raised his hand and rubbed Gu Bai mercilessly.

Ah, whose baby is this!

I haven't seen such a cute, obedient and easy to pinch monster in 800 years!

How lovely!

"Gu Bai Zhai Liangjun pinched Gu Bai's soft face and said with a smile, "can you cook?"

Gu Bai was so dazed by the smile that he suddenly fell into a dream and replied, "I will."

"I want to eat chicken." Zhai Liangjun said, turning Gu Bai to face the open door of room 666, and walking in together.

Until Mr. Zhai got drunk and was lying on the sofa crying and crying, Gu Bai came back to himself and looked at the dishes and chopsticks in the sink.

He took home the neighbor he met for the first time and cooked food for others!

Gu Bai swore that he would never do such a thing!

Gu Bai took out his cell phone in horror and skillfully pressed three keys of 110.

Before dialing out, Gu Bai remembered what Zhai Liangjun had said to him before, and then turned to see Mr. Yingdi on the sofa.

He was sniffing, with long hands and long feet. The aggrieved group was sitting on the sofa in the living room.

Gu Bai's hands stopped for a long time. Finally, he put his mobile phone aside, washed all the dishes in the sink, cleaned up the kitchen and went back to the living room.

Mr. Zhai is in a daze on the sofa.

Gu Bai looked at him, turned his head and turned over his paintings, ready to hang them in the big studio upstairs.

"Gu Bai Zhai Liangjun suddenly howled.

Gu Bai took the picture and was scared to shiver by his voice.

"Why don't Huang Yining like me?" Zhai Liangjun asked.

Gu Bai:??

What??

"Alas." Zhai Liangjun sighed heavily, holding the wine bottle with a sad face, which made people feel sad.

Then the next second, he patted his thigh and became beautiful again: "fortunately, I am a fox spirit. I can seduce people better than her. Otherwise, I don't know which wild man she will run with!"

Gu Bai looks at the movie king with a shocked face.

If they can't catch up with others, they rob men and call themselves fox spirits.

With all due respect, Mr. Zhai.

Are you a pupil?