My Beloved Concubine Only Wants to Eat Melons

As soon as these words came out, everyone was surprised.

How could someone be so bold?

Yu Wenlan said, "Bring it up."

Fu Hai should be, and hurriedly ordered people to bring a young **** who was **** to the imperial court.

The little eunuch, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, was frightened and kowtowed desperately, "Your Majesty, please forgive me, Your Majesty please forgive me..."

Concubine Ning, Concubine Li and the others all changed their expressions immediately.

It's broken, why did Xiao Takako find out?

Yu Wenlan only asked the little eunuch, "Who ordered you to spy on me?"

The little **** tremblingly said, "Yes... yes..."

At a critical moment, Concubine Ning suddenly knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, please calm down. It was Concubine Li who told my concubine about your injury a few days ago, and this concubine is also concerned about your dragon body..."

What?

Concubine Li's face turned pale, and she said in surprise, "Concubine Ning, you..."

"shut up!"

Concubine Ning reprimanded sharply, "You are so bold and out of control that you dare to inquire about His Majesty's affairs? Don't you know what the consequences will be?"

As he spoke, he cast warning eyes.

The eldest princess Yu Wenyan also cast a cold glance.

Li Pin was startled, but actually hesitated.

—Her aunt had just reconciled with Marquis Linwu, and how could her down-and-out natal family compete with the eldest princess?

But if she confessed, it would be a serious crime!

Unwilling to be reconciled, she searched the palace quietly, and her eyes fell on Marquis Linwu and his grandson Zhanpeng.

That was her former uncle, and Zhan Peng was also born by her own aunt. In view of this relationship, will he speak for her?

However, Marquis Linwu didn't look at her at all, and his expression was cold and indifferent.

She looked at her cousin Sun Zhanpeng again, but saw that the young man hesitated for a moment, and then looked away.

Lipin was desperate.

She has been attached to Concubine Ning all these years, and everything she owns is based on Concubine Ning's relationship. Now Concubine Ning wants her to take the blame, and no one will help her at all.

So she could only kneel down and cry, "The concubine is only worried about your majesty's dragon body, please be merciful, please forgive me this time..."

But Fuhai said again, "Your Majesty, there is one more thing. Yesterday, a maid from Ganlu Palace poisoned Li Guiyi's face water in an attempt to damage Li Guiyi's appearance. Fortunately, Li Guiyi found out in time and was not poisoned by him. After interrogation, the The maid said that she was instructed by Empress Lipin."

After the words fell, Yan Shu finally knew who hurt her this time.

Of course, Fu Hai is indeed an old fritter, seeing that Concubine Li is unable to recover at this time, she said this matter, of course she can't argue with it.

And looking at Concubine Li, she really wanted to say something, but she finally didn't say it.

After a while, the king said coldly, "Put it in the cold palace, so as to scare others."

Lipin collapsed on the ground.

It's over, it's over...

Not far away, Concubine Ning felt chills all over her body, with lingering fears in her heart, she didn't even dare to look at her.

But Yu Wenlan didn't let her go, cast her gaze coldly and said, "You are in the concubine's position, right and wrong are unknown, you caused today's troubles, and made people laugh. From now on, you will be banned for 30 days. Do not go out."

"His Majesty…"

Concubine Ning wanted to argue, but out of the corner of her eye she saw the eldest princess shaking her head.

She didn't dare to say any more, she could only kneel down and cry, "The concubine obeys."

Yu Wenlan told Fu Hai, "Send someone to send them back."

Fu Hai responded in a hurry, and recruited a few court ladies and eunuchs to "invite" these two out.

Yu Wenlan glanced at the little **** again, and said, "Palace rules."

—According to the palace rules, this is the end of being beaten to death with a stick.

Everyone else in the hall was trembling, not even daring to breathe.

But the king looked at the eldest princess again, and said, "At this age, elder sister is still so reckless, which really violates her status. I will shut the door for a month when I go back, and think about the way of life, I hope you can learn something. Grow."

This was the first time in her life that she was punished by her own brother, and Yu Wenyan's face was both red and white. However, the concubine next to him didn't even dare to fart, his head almost fell into the ground.

Yu Wenyan was full of resentment and anger, but she could only answer yes, and led the son-in-law of the gourd to leave the table.

Concubine Zhou was a little proud, but she didn't dare to show anything, she just pondered in her heart, Fu Hai even caught Concubine Ning's eyeliner, she must be more careful in the future.

However, those few ministers trembled like ants on a hot pot. Before Yu Wenlan could open his mouth, they knelt down and kowtowed, "I will be convicted..."

Yu Wenlan said coldly, "Those who made a fuss just now will be fined for half a year, demoted to three ranks, and if there is another offender, they will be demoted to common people."

The few people should be honest, and retreated tremblingly.

After all this tossing, the fight for the ball on the ice was over.

Originally there would be music and dancing on ice and a dinner party later on, but the king was no longer in the mood and directly announced that he would return to the palace.

Everyone had no choice but to agree, seeing him get up and go out, Zhou Guifei, Concubine An, Xu Jieyu, Yanshu and others hurriedly followed.

The king's every step was windy, and Concubine Zhou and Concubine An looked at each other behind them, and they both sighed silently, they couldn't touch Li Yanshu this time!

But it's fine to break Concubine Ning's arm, Li Yanshu can only find another chance next time.

After Yu Wenlan listened silently, she couldn't help but to find out who was the main character in their conversation.

What she was thinking in her heart was, [There is still half a roast pig left uneaten, what a waste. 】

Yu Wenlan, "???"

At a time like this, is she still thinking about eating?

He couldn't help but look back at her, his eyes looked a little cold.

At that time, Yan Shu was also looking up at him, and for a moment, her eyes met unexpectedly.

She looked terrified and hurriedly lowered her head, as if she was finally afraid.

But Yu Wenlan heard her muttering in her heart, 【What are you looking at? If you hadn't peeked at me pervertedly back then, you wouldn't have caused so much trouble! 】

Yu Wenlan, "???"

Oh, or is it his fault?

~~

When we got back to the bedroom, it was already dark.

After Yan Shu ate her stomach full of roasted pig and roasted lamb, she wasn't hungry anymore, she just drank a bowl of hot jujube tea.

It's just that heavy makeup has been on the face for a day, and a lot of osmanthus oil has been applied to the hair bun. It's really uncomfortable, so I went to take a hot bath.

After all, the emperor is in a bad mood today, so he probably won't come over.

Sure enough, when he came out of the shower, the emperor was nowhere to be seen.

Seeing that it was getting late, she got on the bed and got into bed, and fell asleep beautifully.

When the lights of Ganlu Hall were turned off, the Qianming Palace was still brightly lit.

The people sent out to investigate the day before yesterday have all come back and are reporting to Yu Wenlan.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, after investigation by the ministers and others, Mr. Chai's original wife is still serving her parents-in-law in her hometown and raising a pair of children. There are three concubines in the Chai Mansion in the capital, and they are actually men pretending to be women."

"man?"

Yu Wenlan frowned.

Jin Yiwei should be, "He is indeed a man. Besides, he also has a courtyard in Huanhua Lane in the capital, where he raised about five or six child prostitutes."

Yu Wenlan, "..."

It turned out to be true.

That Chai Weizhong... is really a broken sleeve!

What's more, he actually left his first wife in his hometown to serve his parents and raise children for him, while he was so...absurd in the capital?

He said, "Keep watching. If there is any illegal behavior, report it immediately."

Jin Yiwei should be.

He looked at the other person again, "how?"

"Your Majesty, the ministers and others investigated in Jinling and found that Wei Dashi's family was poor in the past. He once went to Yanhualiu Lane to write letters and paint for others to make a living. He also fell in love with a fireworks woman, and was sponsored by this woman before he could go to Beijing for the exam. .”

Yu Wenlan, "..."

This plot is really similar to the first half of "The Merry Scholar and Pretty Woman"?

He asked, "Where is that woman?"

"I heard that the woman waited for Master Wei not to come, and then heard that she was an official in the high school in the capital and married a wife and had children. She was disheartened and found a businessman Congliang to be a concubine. Afterwards, she disappeared."

Yu Wenlan nodded.

The second half of the story is of course unrealistic, and indeed she made it up herself.

At this point, he already knew it in his heart.

At the same time more doubts.

She was right, where did she get her supernatural powers?

This doubt has not been clear yet, but it has become more and more confusing to him. In the dead of night, Yu Wenlan did not feel sleepy at all.

He thought of many possibilities—

One, that girl has mind reading skills like him? Obviously not, if so, how could she not guess what he was thinking, and always make him so angry that he has nothing to say?

Besides, she has never seen these people before, and there is no room for mind reading skills.

Second, there is another expert in the palace who told her these things?

But he had already ordered people to check all the corners, and he himself had been to the Ganlu Hall many times, but he didn't find any clues at all.

What secret is this girl hiding?

Seeing the king pacing silently in the palace with his brows furrowed, Fu Hai, who was waiting on the sidelines, sighed in his heart, 【Your Majesty is so angry! These **** deserve to be punished! But fortunately, Li Guiyi reminded him in advance, otherwise he would be the one who should be beheaded today. 】

After silently sighing, Fu Hai raised his head, but saw the king looking at him in shock.

"I forgot to ask you,"

Yu Wenlan said in a deep voice, "How did you find out that the little **** was cheating? Be sure to tell the truth!"

Fu Hai trembled, and had no choice but to say honestly, "Your Majesty, forgive me, it's Li Guiyi who reminded this servant of this matter..."

…

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The night was quiet and chilly.

Yu Wenlan even forgot to put on the fox fur, and walked quickly in the night wind.

When I remembered it, I had already arrived at the Ganlu Hall.

The lights in the hall had already been turned off, so he pushed open the door and went in without calling for an announcement.

The person he was looking for was sleeping soundly in the tent.

Just now he was surprised to learn that she was the one who reminded Fu Hai to arrest him, his confusion almost exploded!

Can she still predict the future?

However, when he lifted the curtain, he was stunned by the sight in front of him.

The girl slept on all fours, without even a quilt, her thin pajamas were in a mess, and she even... exposed her belly.

The author has something to say:

A certain emperor: I mean, a surprise?

Yan Shu: Stinky! Cattle! gadfly!