My Evil System

I looked over at the villagers who still didn't know I was there before I shifted my attention at the creature chained to a mighty stone the size of a hill that glowed with strange markings. Despite the restraints, the beast was strong enough to drag the massive hill stone to its destination, which was the center altar.

The darkness shrouded its gigantic form in mystery, and with every step it took, the ground quaked, and the trees swayed.

Drawing the moonlight into its massive frame, my heart pounded hard against my rib cage when the lights uncovered its body.

". . ."

And my expectation and fear all went down the drain when the monster revealed itself to be a giant ball of fat fur, a cute twirl tail, small ears, and one big snout. There was even a tiny feather wing sprouting on its back.

. . . A pig?

A giant pig.

That's a . . . God?

[WARNING! You have encountered the God of Euclid Forest, Little Piggy!]

". . ."

Is this a joke?

There was certainly nothing small about the size of that thing.

"Oh benevolent God of Euclid, please accept our offering and forgiveness and bring back the prosperity of our village!" a cloaked figure said, and the others bowed at his lead.

The God looked down at them with his round black eyes before he sneered and oinked. "Hmp! You dare ask me for something while you chained me here?!"

". . ." Augh . . . even its voice sounded like that of a kid with a bad case of sinus.

Was that really a God?