My Girlfriend is the Cutest in the World

At 5 pm, everyone arrived at the meeting place on time and got on the bus.

    As soon as Qin Fang got on the bus, he saw Su Lin sitting in the first row by the window. The anger that had been accumulating since the morning rose up again.

    He took a few steps to reach seat and looked down at Su Lin from above: “Why the fuck did you scold me this morning?”

    In fact, Su Lin often scolded him.

    But that was usually because he accidentally pitfalled in the game, such as when he risked his life again to grab an airdrop and then really died. Or, for example, that time in the final round when he was on the ground lying in wait when his own gun suddenly misfired, exposing his position and was killed.

    To this kind of behavior, he admitted, he had nothing to say to his scolding.

    But.

    This morning! He basically! Didn’t see this brother!

    He, Qin Fang! How could he stomach this injustice!

    Hearing his words, Su Lin very slowly lifted his eyelids. And, that look….

    Was more horrible than when he pitfalled in the game.

    Qin Fang felt that his body was not afraid of his shadow being slanted1. He stubbornly jutted out his chin and said: “What? What are you looking at? I’m asking you, why did you-“

    “Because you’re a dumbass.”

    “……”

    “If you dare to say that you’re not, never drag me to parachute with you again.”

    “………”

    Qin Fang’s teeth were gritted.

    Su Lin knew Qin Fang’s greatest weakness. For him, being called a “dumbass” by Su Lin was actually not too serious. Su Lin already had a poisonous mouth, and Qin Fang could adjust himself and mediate.

    However, not taking him to eat chicken was too much.

    A real man could bend and stretch.

    He swallowed his anger.

    Qin Fang immediately sat next to him, “Brother Lin.”

    Su Lin narrowed his eyes at him: “……”

    “You’re awesome, I’m a dumbass.”

    “……”

    “Brother, let’s eat chicken tonight?”

    “…… Scram.”

    Not long after the bus started, due to the high speed, the car ride became more and more smooth. Many people had begun to snore.

    Qin Fang included.

    Su Lin looked back for a moment and saw Lu Yuanyuan sitting with Lin Xi in the third row. Her head was resting on Lin Xi’s shoulder, her eyes closed, cheeks pink, mouth slightly open, sleeping soundly.

    Not looking for too long, he turned around and looked down at the black screen of his phone.

    Suddenly, the corners of his lips hooked up.

    ***

    [Su Lin]: Mom.

    [Mrs. Su]: Hey! Son! How’s it going? Why are you looking for me? Are you out of money or are you having trouble chasing a girl?!

    “……” This was really his biological mother.

    [Su Lin]: Why did she tell me she was directionally challenged.

    [Ms. Su]: ?? Be more specific!

    [Su Lin]: It went like this. While we were chatting, she brought up her inability to find the way to the teaching building, saying it was difficult to find, and that she had to look at photos and take half an hour to get there.

    [Ms. Su]: !!!!!

    After sending these exclamation marks, there was no activity for a long time.

    Su Lin had a spell of speechlessness. Leaning against the headboard, he put his phone to the side.

    After coming back from that hellish, defective place yesterday, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was a little strange.

    Why did she mention that the French class building was hard to find?

    He thought about it all night, but his brain felt like it was blocked. He honestly had no idea and could only look for Mrs. Su, who was far away in B City.

    [Mrs. Su]: Son! Your spring2 is coming!

    [Mrs. Su]: This is a blatant hint! Isn’t this her telling you to send her to class? There’s no way mom could have misunderstood!

    [Su Lin]:…….

    [Ms. Su]: Even if that wasn’t her intention, this is a good opportunity! What are you waiting for? Hurry up, don’t you have a bike? Go get a back seat and install it!

    He reread what she said.

    It seemed…. not unreasonable, ah.

    ***

    [Thread] #To all the girls who are obsessed with Su Lin! Click on this! Watch this video! You will regret it! #

    1L [owner]:

    2L [owner]: Sisters, I have reasonable doubt that Su Shuai is really fucking looking for it this time TAT….

    Click on the video.

    A girl’s voice came through, “Damn, that person in front of me seems to be Senior Su! No, no, I have to record it, fuck. After two years in college, this is my first time seeing the real-life Su Lin. Fuck, I’m so excited….”

    It was about five minutes of her talking about her excitement.

    In the video, it showed the back view of a guy in black, tall and lean. His haircut was also very cool. He seemed to notice the activity and slightly inclined his head-

    “Ahhhhhhhhhh that’s him! Look at that side profile! Fuck! So handsome ahhhh….”

    The girl recording the video was obviously very excited. The camera was shaking desperately. Only the first frame was fixed on the side of Su Lin’s face.

    “Now…. hm? I just found out that Su Shuai’s carrying a really big black bag in his hand. Now he’s going into the bikeshed… hm? Bikeshed3?” The girl’s camera began to shake as she followed from some distance behind him, “…… I’ll wait here and see what he’s going to do. If he rides away, I’ll record a handsome back to post on the forum hahahahaha…. “

    After this, the camera had been continuously pointed in the bikeshed’s direction. The video suddenly began to fast-forward, and at the same time, a sentence appeared on the screen: [This old woman actually waited for a full thirty minutes].

    After the line of words disappeared, the speed of the video turned back to normal. Now, the sky had darkened a little bit, and they could see Su Lin walking out of the bikeshed.

    “My feet are numb from squatting. Alright, I just had the fucking heart to watch Su Shuai in the dark bikeshed for thirty minutes! What was he doing!”

    The camera wobbled as the person filming moved. After entering, the girl whispered, “I know Su Shuai’s bike. He always rode it freshman year. You guys, for half an hour, what was he doing to his bik-“

    The camera suddenly fixed in one place and did not move.

    On the low-key, cool, black mountain bike, attached to the rear axle was a new, still somewhat reflective, pink seat.

    Four lines of text appeared on the screen.

    [A pink bike seat4.]

    [At first glance, it’s for a girl.]

    [Su Lin personally installed this for half an hour.]

    [Do you get it!!!]

   ….

    An hour after the video was posted, the forum exploded.

    # What’s the meaning of this, Senior Su? #

    # Su Lin is in love???? Seeking knowledgeable people for science!!!! #

    # Su Shuai’s pink car seat….? His image collapsed?! # 

    # [pink memories] – The one we’ve been chasing for years has a master now, Su Lin QAQ #

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Young Master Su: ? I have a master???

Young Master Su: They said I have a master, you do what you want with that. @DeerOO

#DeceptiveAmusementPark: I’ll definitely be back (Wolfy sound effect5)

1 Idiom meaning that when a person is doing everything morally, they are not worried about the consequences. Basically, Qin Fang is not afraid because he hasn’t done anything wrong.

2 Spring in Chinese refers to romance but in novels, I think it usually is used in context where um, intimate things are happening.

3 Like this 

4 In this instance, the characters used could also mean the empress’s throne…

5 It’s this Wolf from this Chinese cartoon I used to watch in the reception room after my ballet lesson!!! You can search this 灰太狼音效 up on Google and listen to it. I believe that’s what it’s referring to.