My Inseparable House Guests

"Can you tell me why all your orange cats are so fat?" Fang Ze asked Big Meow while leaving his bag on the sofa.

"Because of the yellow color, I look fat, but I'm actually very thin." Big Miao said, licking his paw.

"Look fat." Fang Ze walked over and picked up the orange cat, rubbed his fat belly and said, "Come on, tell me this is puffiness. Can puffiness have so much flesh?"

"Meow." Big Meow looked at the meat that Fang Ze had rubbed up and let out a meow in embarrassment.

"I found that no matter whether it is a big cat or a small cat, they seem to be very fat. I saw in the news that the tiger that was fat into a ball in the zoo was also orange."

"Actually." Big Miao jumped onto the coffee table and looked at Fang Ze and said, "This is because our orange cats are highly evolved and highly mixed, so they can eat and sleep, so they will naturally get fat. It's just like you humans , the better the living conditions, the more fat people."

"Then do you need me to buy you some fitness equipment so that you can exercise every day?" Fang Ze said looking at Big Meow.

"No, no, no, you must not spend so much money." Da Miao shook his head quickly, and then said, "Let's talk about the remuneration."

Da Miao said with a wave of his little paw, and a string of necklaces appeared in his hand, inside the collar was a small canine tooth.

"This is a gift from Xiaohu for you, the Huya Necklace. Of course, all he left is the Huya, and I paid for the necklace myself."

Fang Ze picked up the tiger tooth necklace on Big Meow's paw, and found that the tiger teeth inside the collar were very small, and they should be the deciduous teeth that the little white tiger naturally fell out. After all, tigers are the same as humans. After adulthood, their teeth are under constant pressure, and they cannot grow back after they are broken.

"Does this necklace have any special abilities, such as strength +3, stamina +2, etc." Fang Ze asked curiously.

"You thought you were playing online games." Da Miao complained, "This is just an ordinary tiger tooth necklace, you can use it as a collection."

"Put it on, the necklace made of real tiger teeth is not cheap." Fang Ze said and put the necklace on his neck. Of course, this is mainly due to the fact that the chain that Da Miao made for Huya looks good.

"The next step is to choose one of the three daily routines." Big Meow said, "The first one is the affinity for cats, which is a passive talent. After choosing, it will increase the friendliness of cats to you. For example, if you try to When you kiss other people’s cats, they won’t scratch you, because you’re in the wild. When you meet carnivorous cats like tigers and leopards that aren’t that hungry, they won’t treat you as a takeaway.”

"This seems useless." Fang Ze shook his head and said, "I don't evade fares when I go to the zoo."

"The second is the majesty of the king of the forest, which is also a passive talent. Your excrement such as urine and feces will have the same effect as tiger excrement. It has a deterrent effect on other animals and can prevent them from approaching the feces easily. within the area."

Da Miao said, for example, "Don't take a dip in the garden of the community, the pet dogs in the whole community will never dare to approach the garden."

Forehead.

How to say this ability, it seems to be useful, but it seems useless.

Tiger dung has fresh black gold, because it is really useful in many places. For example, in London, England, there is a zoo that auctions off tiger feces every year. The feces will be bought by some garden owners and placed in the garden, so that pet dogs and other animals around will not dare to enter the garden and use the garden as a latrine. Many farmers also use tiger dung as animal repellent. Moreover, many illegal smugglers will also put some tiger dung in the goods, which is said to make the police dogs temporarily incapable of working.

However, it sounds very useful, but no matter how fresh black gold is, it is impossible for Fang Ze to sell his own feces as tiger dung. Although the effect is the same, the possibility of being beaten to death before selling is more big.

"What about the last one.

"Fang Ze scratched his head and asked.

"The last one is called tiger stripes. After obtaining this ability, you can have the same ability as tigers that are not easy to be found by other animals in the wild. Of course, this ability will not make your skin become stripes."

It seems that there is no egg.

The first and third ones are useful in the wild, but it is really not easy to find such places in China, unless Fang Ze decides to live in Africa in the future.

Then there is only the second one, can you still deter small animals in the future?

If you are chased by a mad dog in the future, you can immediately take off your pants and urinate in the wind to scare the mad dog away?

The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

Fang Ze hesitated for a long time, and the big cats who were waiting started to eat his claws, Fang Ze said, "Then the second one, at least it will be useful if you meet a mad dog in the future."

"It doesn't have to be a mad dog. If you want to raise enough to be my little brother in the future, you can wipe some of your own urine on the furniture, so that the dog won't tear down the house."

"I chose to soak you in urine, it will definitely work to scare the dog." Fang Ze said looking at Big Meow.

"Obviously I was kind enough to give you advice." Da Miao jumped up as he spoke, and pressed his paw on Fang Ze's forehead, giving Fang Ze this ability. Then, it seemed like nothing happened.

But since Da Miao said that he has this ability, then he has it, and he can't test it now. If it is not forced, Fang Ze will never want to test whether he really has this ability in his life.

Big Meow gave Fang Ze the ability and left. Fang Ze went back to the bedroom to tidy up, and then cleaned the second bedroom where Hannibal had lived before.

"What is this?" Fang Ze had just removed a book from the table when he found a watch under the book.

"Where did you get the watch? It seems that Hannibal didn't wear a watch when he came here." Fang Ze picked up the watch and looked at it carefully, and then checked it with his mobile phone according to the trademark on the watch, and found that it was an Iberuzur The watches of the Si series are worth more than 10,000 yuan.

Really can't think of where this watch came from, Fang Ze had no choice but to open the drawer and put the watch in the drawer, planning to talk about it later, but he didn't know if it was genuine, so he didn't need to be so concerned.

I finished cleaning, and finished eating the grilled cold noodles and fried dumplings.

Fang Ze remembered what Xiao Hei said before asking him to go to Lao Ao's house, so he went downstairs to find Lao Ao.

Go downstairs and knock on the door.

Ten minutes later, still no one opened the door. Fang Ze wondered if Xiao Hei and Lao Ao had gone out for a while. He took out his phone and was about to make a call to ask Xiao Hei, when the door opened.

"Hurry up, hurry up, come in." Xiao Hei waved his hand, signaling Fang Ze to come in quickly, and then rushed into the bedroom without being greeted by others.