My Inseparable House Guests

After eating and drinking enough, Xiao Hei leaned on the sofa lazily with a toothpick in his mouth, looked at Fang Ze and said, "If I knew you had such skills, I would come to your house every day to eat. I will pay for the food in the future." , how about you are only in charge of cooking."

"I think you are beautiful." Fang Ze put the leftover plates of the two of them in the sink, and asked Lao Bo to wash them later, and said to Xiao Hei, "I order takeaway for my own meals, and I will make them for you. What do you want? There are too many."

"It's really not hardworking." Xiao Hei said, "If only you were a girl, I will marry you back home."

"Actually, it's not impossible for men to be with each other." Lao Ao said, "Isn't the atmosphere very open now?"

"Hehe." Fang Ze looked at the two people in front of him, and mercilessly switched on the mocking mode. "You two single dogs didn't report to the group to keep warm, but you still teased me. I went home and called my little boy."

After Fang Ze said that, he went home. He had to prepare his thesis for tomorrow's defense.

Xiao Hei and Lao Ao also knew that Fang Ze was going to defend tomorrow, so they waved Fang Ze to leave.

Watching Fang Ze leave, Xiao Hei turned to Lao Ao and said, "It's not unreasonable for this lolicon to be able to deceive a legitimate little loli. The level of Western food is really high."

"Well, should I also go on a blind date?" Lao Bo said thoughtfully, "Although my cooking skills are not very good, I can barely eat, and I don't want loli anymore. A half-mature young woman will do."

"Pfft." Xiao Hei stared at Lao Bo with wide eyes and said, "You belong to Cao Cao."

Over there, Xiao Hei and Lao Ao were discussing whether to continue to insist on the glory of being a single dog, while Fang Ze had already gone upstairs to his home.

Entering the door, turning on the computer, reading the thesis, and getting ready to go to sleep, the e-mail shows that I have received a new e-mail.

When he opened it, it was a reply to him from a subtitle group that Fang Ze voted for before. It left the penguin account of the subtitle group reviewer, and asked Fang Ze to add it.

Looking at the time, it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening, why did I send myself an email in the middle of the night.

However, Fang Ze still added the other party's Penguin account, and found out that it was a hamster's avatar with an id called Calcium Oxide. Click on the friend request and explain the reason.

Seconds pass, it seems that the other party is the email he just sent to himself, and he hasn't slept yet.

After passing, Fang Ze politely sent a good evening, but the other party responded with a question mark in seconds.

Fang Ze was wondering if he added the wrong person, but the other party immediately withdrew the question mark and sent an apology.

Calcium Oxide: Sorry, I'm in the United States, so I forgot the time difference.

Fang Ze: Boss, I applied to join the subtitle group.

Calcium Oxide: Well, yes. We recently thought that the two of us in the concentration camp subtitle group got married and didn’t have time to do subtitles, so this time recruiting new members is mainly to recruit English members. I read your self-introduction. You can speak multiple languages. Where did you learn it? of it.

Fang Ze: Self-taught.

Calcium Oxide: Self-taught, is there any certificate for me to look at?

Fang Ze: Well, there is only a fourth-level certificate.

Calcium Oxide: [Confused face] Brother, are you kidding me? Are you sure that the proficiency in English you wrote in your self-introduction is really proficient, or do you think that you are proficient in passing CET-4, and plan to learn English here. Do you work hard on your own CET-6 exam?

Calcium Oxide: To be clear, what we want is someone who is familiar with the logic of English language and can correctly translate an English conversation into Chinese with the same meaning, not someone who is only better than machine translation and can only do literal translation.

Fang Ze: Boss, trust me. Although I don’t have a certificate, I’m really proficient in English. I’m the kind of genius that you don’t come across in ten thousand years. Give me a chance and give you back a teammate who works hard and eats grass to produce milk. .

[Take off all your clothes, lie down on the ground and pray]

Calcium Oxide: [Ugly Rejection]

Calcium Oxide: How about this, please translate this passage for me first.

After Calcium Oxide finished speaking, he sent Fang Ze a paragraph of English. This passage of English is actually quite famous in China. People usually read this sentence as: Justice may be late, but it will never be absent.

But since Calcium Oxide sent such a famous passage, it must not be that simple. If Fang Ze really returned this domestic translation, he would definitely be passed.

Because the saying that was rumored was wrong.

A typical sentence made by the translator. This is a proverb, the actual meaning of which is based on the understanding of Anglo-American legal systems, and the correct translation should be: Justice delayed is equal to denial of justice.

Of course, if you look deeper, maybe the translation was intentional, and it's hard to say, after all, according to the translation method that I strive for, this sentence is definitely not so well-known in China.

However, Fang Ze still sent the correct translation method to Ca Oxide, and after a while, CaO Oxide replied again, "The basic skills are good, so do you know what points need to be paid attention to in the correct translation accent?"

Fang Ze: Old guy, little guy, betting non-stop, talking about God, random metaphors, right?

Calcium Oxide: Like?

Fang Ze: Oh, old man, why are you in this state now. Could it be the smog of the imperial capital that destroyed it? May God bless you.

I bet that if you had stayed here back then, you would definitely not look like a square dancing aunt now. Looking at your face, you look like a bull terrier from Xiao Erhei's house next door.

Calcium Oxide: Pfft, yes, it looks like a professional translator.

Fang Ze: Thank you for the compliment.

Calcium Oxide: So, is it convenient for you now? I need to have a voice conversation with you to see how well you master the daily language.

To prove it, Fang Ze really doesn't have one, but Fang Ze is not timid when it comes to dialogue.

He promises to be more Native American than Native American.

After all, Batman Bruce himself is an American.

Fang Ze and Calcium Oxide answered the voice, the voice on the other side sounded a bit like Xiao Zhengtai's voice, it felt very strange, but Fang Ze didn't care so much, relying on his excellent oral English, the other party almost thought he was talking to A Native American is talking.

But Fang Ze can completely switch between Chinese and English at any time, so this calcium oxide finally believes that Fang Ze is indeed a Chinese, and he didn't find some foreigner to lie to him.

Calcium Oxide: Approved, I will send you the introduction of our subtitle group and some internal regulations and procedures later. Then you add our penguin group and crooked group.

Fang Ze: No problem. But can I add it tomorrow? I have something to do tomorrow, so I have to go to bed early today.

Calcium Oxide: It's okay, everything is fine. The recent popular American dramas haven't been updated yet, and everyone is free this week.