My Koi Sister is Three and a Half Years Old

Lower your head.

The dripping red sugar water leaked from the purse, exuding the unique sweet smell of persimmons.

The young man looked at everything in front of him blankly.

"Is there something wrong with you? You have such a good money bag outlined with gold thread, but you don't want to put gold and silver in it?" the young man scolded angrily.

He cursed and screamed and cried.

"Why am I so unlucky when riding a horse!!!"

"Some time ago, I targeted a rich girl. The rich girl was sneaking around and holding a big bag of stuff. I spent a lot of effort to steal it back, but the result was a stack of papers and homework!!"

"Later, I stole a woman's gold bracelet. It turned out to be a fake bracelet. She also falsely accused me of replacing it with a real one and asked me to repair the roof of her house to pay off the debt before letting me go. These vain people!!"

"Then I stole a ring from an official. Who knows, that man was a pervert. He made a ring made from dead people's bones. I was haunted for a few days."

"Today I steal your money bag. The gold bag embroidered with gold thread actually contains a sweet persimmon! What the hell happened to me..." The young man cried hoarsely, as if he had collapsed.

Suisui groaned.

Then he gritted his teeth and said, "You said... you stole a rich girl?" His eyes were sinister.

The young man sniffed: "Ang, I look similar to you, round and chubby. I was holding a bag sneakily, and I thought it contained valuables. Who knew it was all homework, and that was my first time I can't bear to think of stealing things, so I sent them back to her."

Suisui looked at him expressionlessly.

Hey, little thief!

The little thief she cursed!

Deserve it!

Should!

"What if your conscience was eaten by a dog?" Suisui said quietly.

"Why are you still swearing?" The young man jumped up from the ground, angry and angry.

Ah Yue was a little angry: "Where are your parents? You have two hands at a young age, why can't you make money with your hands? What a shame to your parents!" Ah Yue disliked this kind of people the most, and immediately frowned and scolded road.

The young man glanced sideways at her.

"Parents? My father died before I was born. My mother had a dystocia when she gave birth to me, leaving one corpse and two dead. After my mother was buried, someone passed by the cemetery and heard the sound of prying open the coffin. I lay in the coffin. So, I am a child of Yin. "The child born after death is called a child of Yin.

"Without a father or a mother, I grew up eating the food of hundreds of families."

"I am a child of Yin, and everyone avoids me like a snake or a scorpion." The young man curled his lips.

"After I was rescued from the coffin, I was adopted by a childless family. They had been married for thirty years and both had no children."

"When the adoptive mother was one year old, her adoptive mother gave birth to a son. When she was two years old, her adoptive mother gave birth to another son. When she was three years old, her adoptive mother gave birth to a daughter. At that time, there were gradually difficulties in the family. Until she was four years old, her adoptive mother gave birth to the right child. Twin sons. The family was too poor at that time, so he left on his own."

"I was wandering outside, and the homeless man kindly took me with him until I was six years old..." The boy's face was dark.

"Later it was discovered that the homeless man was a kidnapped young man, and he was found by his family."

Ah Yue's eyes widened: "What happened next?"

"Later...I was six years old and could do something to support myself. A kind-hearted person asked me to go to her house to do laundry and cook..." As he spoke, he was silent for a moment.

"Later, his son passed the exam and moved."

“I was eight years old at the time, and I went begging for food.”

"In the end, the beggar thought I didn't pay the protection fee and beat me up."

"I thought about it and found another job. I went to the bridge and set up a fortune-telling stall. If nothing else, I was born to tell people's fortunes quite accurately."

"The result..."

"Why can't they listen to the truth? That man called me a liar, so I figured out that he had hidden more than 200 taels of personal money, and had an outhouse, even the names. Later, the couple The fight overturned my stall and it didn’t happen..."

Ah Yue looked sympathetic, what a bumpy and tortuous life! !

"You... Why can't you do anything smoothly? It seems that there is some force in the dark forcing you to make a choice..." Ah Yue murmured.

The young man's eyes lit up.

"I think so too."

"Then I thought about it, doesn't it mean that the world can't tolerate me? So..."

"I choose to be a Taoist priest!!" The young man raised his fist seriously. Suisui stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

"Are you a Taoist priest??" Suisui's voice was hoarse.

Taking another look, he saw a blinding Buddha's light above his head.

"Yes, Taoist priests are in charge of food and can also eat meat. I will go to the Taoist temple to become a disciple..." As he said this, he suddenly shuddered.

"On the day of my apprenticeship, there was a loud thunder in the daytime, and the Taoist temple was torn apart. I have never seen such a big thunder in my life, and it felt like the sky was about to explode..." He shook his head, with a look of fear on his face. look.

Suisui opened her mouth, but no words came out.

"In the end... isn't this going astray? I choose to be a thief." The young man glanced at her lazily.

"I got off to a bad start. I stole a pack of test papers the first time. I have never succeeded once. Every time I steal something, I always give it back at a higher price..." The young man was extremely desperate.

Suisui pressed her eyebrows, it was really destined.

The reincarnation of the Holy Ancestor actually has such a personality.

He was going to go astray and become a thief, and he was the first one to steal.

When he got angry, he put a curse on him.

If the wrong path is not completed, the Buddha's heart will be preserved.

This is also the inevitable cause and effect.

Suisui looked at him seriously: "Is it possible... that I want you to enter Buddhism? Take a look, maybe you can directly ascend to sainthood as soon as you enter Buddhism?" The little girl carefully tested him.

Unexpectedly, the young man jumped up and down, as if he had been pushed to the bottom line.

"Impossible! Impossible, it is absolutely impossible to be a monk!!"

"Does it look good to have a shaved head? You can't eat meat, you can't drink wine, and you take a string of Buddhist beads every day to save all sentient beings. Isn't this too idle? I don't want to be a monk. Whoever wants to be should? If I live for ten thousand years, he is also a monk. I No! I just want to be a sentient being..." The young man resisted.

"Besides, I'm drinking a little wine, gnawing on the big pig's trotters, marrying a daughter-in-law, wouldn't it be nice to have my wife and children on the hot bed? Although you can live for tens of thousands of years if you become a god or a Buddha, aren't you tired of knocking wooden fish and chanting sutras after so many years? ? I’ve been in this world for a hundred years, and I’ve died from exhaustion. Isn’t it more interesting to be able to delete it and restart it in the next life?”

"Moreover, ever since I was a child, as long as I close my eyes every day, someone will listen to the scriptures and preach in my ears. I'm almost going to explode, okay?" The boy protested extremely. He looked rebellious.

Cold sweat dripped from Suisui's forehead.

Damn it...

Isn’t this what I said to the Holy Ancestor in the God Realm back then? ?

Is this why you don’t want to return to the Buddhist Holy Land?

Bodhisattva, I'm sorry for you! !

It's all my fault...