My Little Sister Is Too Cute, So I Have To Protect Her!

So, using all of my brain cells, I came up with an extremely elaborate plan which always works in every situation which is...

"Let's just deal with it when the time comes!"

With that said, I simply ignored everything else and devoted all my focus on playing with Charlotte. Although Hanako looked like she was going to say something, she eventually gave up on it and just kept on drinking her tea. As for Charlotte, she seemed pretty annoyed at being interrupted during our 'sibling time' in the first place, so she is pretty happy with this outcome.

"Onii-chan~~~"

"Hm? What is it Charlotte~"

"Since we have nothing to do anyway and Mio Onee-chan is looking pretty bored..."

"?"

"Let's play house!"

As soon as the word 'house' was spoken, a competitive atmosphere suddenly erupted from all the surrounding people.

"Wait a minute!!! You guys do realize that 'house' is not a competitive game, right?"

Although I said that, the competitive spirit still shone in the eyes of Mio and Hanako. Sigh... there's no stopping them now...

Oblivious to the atmosphere, Charlotte continued on with her suggestion.

"Since I'm the youngest here, I will be your daughter, Onii-chan~"

"Aw~ Such a cute daughter I have over here... Now that we've decided our roles... Let's just go over there and pla-"

"Wait a second, Yuuji-kun. You still haven't decided on who will be the mother yet, have you?"

"Nii-sama... A child will need to have a mother, right?"

"Now... Mio-chan, I, as the older one, shall sacrifice myself and play the role of the mother in your stead. I believe that you won't have any complaints, yes?"

"Hanako Nee-sama, although I did accept your relationship with Nii-sama, I still did not remember giving you the permission to be his wife, yes? And I have read from somewhere that men would prefer younger woman to bear their offspring with, I should be more suitable for this position. Now, let's go, Nii-sama!"

Ah~ Here we go again...

"Young miss Hanako, Young miss Mio, please restrain from fighting each other over something as small as this."

Way to go, maid-san!

"I believe that since you two are not able to come to a conclusion, I should come in and mediate the situation, would the be agreeable to the both of you?"

Although they seemed a little reluctant, they still nodded at her suggestion.

"So, Young miss Hanako, I believe that you do not wish to see Young miss Mio in the role of the 'mother', correct?"

"Of course! I'm his rightful spouse after all."

"That's for sure! Nii-sama is mine!"

"Thus, I've come with a really easy solution..."

"I'll be his wife!"

""Hell no!!!""

Although they were fighting just a moment earlier, they are now completely in sync with each other and is completely focused on taking down their common enemy. Speaking of which, I really am surprised as to why maid-san maid that suggestion... She's just fueling their anger...

"Nee, Onii-chan. Why can't you just take them all as your wives?"

""""...""""

"Uh... Charlotte... These days, polygamy is not allowed, you see."

"So? The law doesn't allow the marriage of siblings either."

"Nee, Onii-chan, why can't we just come up with a backstory for this play?"

"A backstory?"

"Un! Let's say that we are living in medieval times..."

"Ah... That would get rid of the polygamy obstacle, wouldn't it?"

"Don't interrupt me, Onii-chan!"

"Ah, sorry."

"And let's say that you entered a political marriage with Hanako Onee-chan..."

"After living with each other for a while, Hanako Onee-chan's family sent a maid to help you take care of your residence and Hanako Onee-chan's daily necessities."

"But seeing how beautiful maid-san is, you couldn't hold yourself back and assaulted her, causing you to take responsibility and take her in as your concubine."

"Ah... I could already imagine Yuuji-kun doing that."

"Nii-sama. Perv."

"Young master... You're such a pervert. Go die."

Why must I be subjected to this treatment?!?! I'm not in the wrong, okay?!?! I'm being framed?!?! And maid-san, must you really look at me as if you're looking at trash?!?!

"Don't interrupt me, Onii-chan!"

"..."

"After the whole ordeal, Onii-chan's s.e.x.u.a.l d.e.s.i.r.e still isn't vented, so he went into town and saw Mio Onee-chan, and he took her home and also assaulted her."

"That's it! I'm going!"

With that said, I ran out of the house. Why must I be framed like this?!?! I'm not a pervert!