What is a dilemma? This is a living example.

    Pei and Tu lingered in Ping Mo's room for a long time, squatting on the ground and lighting a cigarette.

    Lu Dongwang came in smelling the smoke, and exclaimed in a tone of "As expected of you": "Brother Pei? Why are you smoking in Instructor Ping's room?"

      Yes, usually no one who doesn't have long eyes dares to give him second-hand smoke, but Pei and Tu actually went straight to other people's rooms and smoked with great fanfare!

    Tsk, as expected of a man who can live with Instructor Ping.

    Lv Dongwang: "You guys have decided to officially live together and never go back to the dormitory again, right?"

    Pei and Tu were delighted by the word "cohabitation". Their mood improved a little, and then a flash of inspiration came, "I see! Lao Lu, you are really my lucky star!"

    Lu Dongwang was confused: "What do you know?"

& nbsp; Lu Dongwang's heart jumped: "Brother Pei, if you have any dissatisfaction with Instructor Ping, just say it well, it will cause an accident! Instructor Ping's violent temper has to fight with you!"

    It seems that the two alphas are really not in harmony!

    Pei Yutu said meaningfully: "You don't understand, I'm going to give it a shot. If I take it back neatly, it will be dead."

      My clothes were all messed up, so I said I didn't look carefully, I didn't see that T-shirt at all!

    In this way, the crisis was resolved perfectly, and Ping Mo would never know the secret that he knew he was a cat.

    In the giant leap one kilometer away, Instructor Ping was blowing the air conditioner, drinking ice-cold sweet milk, and eating cream cakes. As comfortable as possible, the only shortcoming is that the ears and tail have not been retracted, and there is no way to go out.

    But there was one more thing that made him have to go out.

    —Ping Mo's immediate boss, Colonel Lu Feng is coming to the coalition forces for a major inspection. This time it is not a secret mission, it is coming with great fanfare, so you can also visit him openly.

    Although Lu Feng watched him grow up, similar to his own parents, and knew his identity as an orc, but Pingmo still felt awkward - this cat's ears and tail are "mother chirp", It really affected his tough guy image - so I decided to find some clothes that could cover it up.

    He opened the online shopping website, hat is a must, what about the lower body? With such a long tail, how can ordinary trousers hide it? You can't wear a skirt to cover it, right?

    While struggling, Leng Li called.

    In the past, Leng Li seldom called when she had no important things, and usually sent messages. She also brought some cute emojis to sell her cuteness. Li became a person. Not only did the emoticons disappear, but also the facial expressions, which led to a significant decrease in text messages and an increasing number of phone calls.

    I don't know what the trivial matter is, Ping Mo answered the phone with little interest, "I'm busy—"

    But as soon as he said three words, he became serious and listened, "Are you sure?"

    Leng Li: "The ghost ear is definitely back! Any disturbance in Taiping Street can't escape my eyes."

    Ping Mo also believes in Leng Li's ability and will never go wrong, but after what happened last time, why did Gui Er dare to come back? Aren't you afraid of being found by yourself?

    Although Instructor Ping did not doubt the authenticity of this clue, he felt that it was too easy to come by, and there was always something strange, but he still told Leng Li: "Watch him closely, don't startle the snake. "

    After hanging up the phone, Ping Mo was still thinking about it, when he heard the door open, it was Pei and Tu coming back.

    Assistant Pei put the two suitcases at the door and reported with a loud voice: "I got all your things back!"

    Ping Mo didn't care, and agreed perfunctorily: "Okay."

    Pei Yutu turned over the ice water from the refrigerator, filled a whole bottle in one breath, relieved the heat, and then sat down beside Ping Mo, "It's a bit rushed, things are not good Organize, except for your precious army knives, which are carefully packed, and all the other brains are stuffed in the box, don't mind."

    Ping Mo was still thinking about the ghost ear, and said, "It's okay."

    Pei Yutu: "Actually, it's all old clothes, and the style is average. You are so young, how can you dress like a little old man, or don't you want it, I'll give it to you again How many new ones do you have to order? Degradable materials, I know."

    Ping Mo was thinking about something, but he didn't hear what he was saying at all, "It's fine, it's fine."

    Assistant Pei rubbed his hands: "Then I can customize it according to my own aesthetic." After speaking, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Pingmo's mobile phone screen and asked in surprise: "Why do you still Looking at women's clothing?"

    Instructor Ping snapped the phone over: "No!"

    Pei Yutu thought he was buying clothes for a little girl, and the jealous little flame jumped up, pretending to be slapstick, "So stingy, let me see, help You refer to the reference!"

    Fighting brute force, how can Pingmo compare to Pei and Tu? What's more, he still had a plaster cast on one leg, which made it difficult to move. He was surrounded by Pei Yutu in three or two times, and his posture was very indecent.

    Pei and Tu's attention was on their mobile phones, and they were racing against time to flip through the browsing records, and found that the search keywords were actually "men's clothing, wide, hakama", and they asked in disbelief: "It's you Do you want to wear it?"

    Ping Mo hit Pei Yutu's chest with an elbow, and angrily broke free from his arms, grabbed the phone back, and said angrily, "Wear a p!"

    Pei Yutu only realized it later, he just hugged Instructor Ping whole, he was not annoyed when he was touched, he grinned slyly, in his tone There is also a little yearning: "Transvestite is nothing to be ashamed of, I support you."

    Ping Mo's forehead jumped, and subconsciously wanted to raise his foot to kick people away, but he quickly remembered that he was a "wounded man", and retracted his leg angrily: "I want to hide my tail, and I have to go out soon. "

    Pei Yutu said "oh" and suggested, "Actually, a skirt is a good idea. You look good and you're short... It's definitely exciting for a man to dress up as a woman, no, it's very similar."

    "You, say, what, what." Pingmo asked word by word.

    Pei Yutu has already withdrawn: "Don't get angry with the wounded, just sit there honestly!"

    Ping Mo sighed: "I am one meter eight."

    Pei Yutu: "One meter seven or eight, I read your information in that underground boxing ring, but according to my experience, generally one meter seven or eight will be reported as one meter eight, one meter Meters seven or five will be reported as one meter seven or eight, don't you believe us to measure?"

    Instructor Ping was so angry that the hairs on his ears exploded, but he was a "wounded man" and couldn't move, so he could only stare at each other angrily.

     But Pei Yutu thinks that her kitten is so beautiful when she is angry, the watery gray-blue eyes are round and bigger, and the cat ears on the top of her head stand up because of the explosion. The hair grew, and it became more and more fluffy and waxy, and even the fair-skinned face was flushed with anger.

    But Ping Kitten is very vengeful, just tease him until he is done, otherwise he will be beaten up in the future, he will be beaten with tricks, maybe he will be armed , Who can stand such domestic violence?

    Pei Yutu closed it as soon as they saw it, and changed the topic: "I heard a great news, do you want to hear it?"

    Ping Mo is still angry: "Don't listen!"

    Pei Yutu laughed and said excitedly: "I know you are interested, guess who is coming to our Allied Forces University? Colonel Lu Feng! Just my idol, did I tell you? Group E The number one leader, the famous Ying Falcon, you always know, right? It belongs to Group E and is under the direct leadership of Colonel Lu! It is a pity that the members of Ying Falcon are specially trained since childhood, which is the real education of elite soldiers. sign up."

    Ping Mo heard that he praised Ying Falcon like this, and felt that although this person was a bit ignorant, at least he knew the goods. The anger just now disappeared most of the time, and modestly said: "The Ying Falcon is not as good as you said. , it's just that the soldiers who are treated a little better will not have as many promotion opportunities as your regular troops."

    These words come from the former captain of the Eagle Falcon, which is modest, but if you don't know his identity, it will feel sour in your ears.

    Pei Yutu suddenly remembered that when they first came to the coalition to report, they had heard the news that Ping Mo was a member of the Eagle Falcon. Eagle Falcon" or "I know Captain Eagle Falcon", and his own flat kitten is a face-saving person, it is normal to say that the grapes are sour if they can't eat grapes.

    Pei Yutu didn't want to expose him, so as not to hurt his self-esteem, so he just opened up the topic and just said: "It doesn't matter if the eagle is not a falcon, it would be great if he could meet Colonel Lu, he has always been I haven't seen a real person for many years, and it's rare for him to come to the Allied Forces for inspection this time, so I decided to meet him by chance."

    "..." Ping Mo, "You sound like a little girl chasing stars."

    Pei Yutu refused to accept: "Lu Feng is a hero! Can he be the same as those star-crossed stars?"

    Among the stars of the league, Ping Mo can name them, I am afraid they can count them on one hand, and they have no say in whether they are mothers or not, but they think that Lu Feng is indeed a hero, Pei It is normal for Yu Tu to worship him - there is no young man in the military who does not worship Lu Feng.

    Ping Mo still feels that he owes Pei and Tu a lot, and money alone can’t be enough. Since he wants to see Lu Feng, why doesn’t he sell his favor?

    There is no need for Pei and Tu to be secretive when they are there. When they meet with Lu Feng, quietly explain the situation, Colonel Lu will definitely sell this face, don't tell him for now, Just give him a surprise.

    …Wait!

    Ping Mo suddenly felt blessed, thinking of a way to get the best of both worlds.

    "Pei Yutu, lend me a wheelchair in two days and push me to meet someone."

    Anyway, his legs are in plaster casts, and he can't move freely. He can also hide his tail in a wheelchair! Although it is a bit shameful to be pushed by others, the two evils are the lesser of the two. A wheelchair is much better than wearing a skirt!

    In a blink of an eye, the day we agreed to meet came, Pingmo couldn't go out these days, he has been shrinking at home, and the two sets of pajamas have been changed, so the box has not been opened. He saw that Pei and Tu were not there. , walked neatly to the front of the suitcase, but was dumbfounded after opening it.

    All the clothes were messy and tangled, and after two days of fermentation, most of the folds were pressed out.

    Ping ink: "..."

    …Many of the clothes here are expensive degradable materials! How did Pei and Tu do things?

    But now there is no other choice. Instructor Ping has to rummage one by one, trying to find a more decent one, but when he flips through it, he finds a T-shirt that does not belong to him.

    This T-shirt was obviously not his size, so I pulled it out, and after looking at it for a while, I suddenly remembered: This dress belongs to Pei Yutu!

    At the time, Pei Yutu ate the love medicine that he had come back from the wind chime bar by mistake, and watched himself change from a cat to a human being, and then watched him wear his T-shirt and go to waste and escape. When he woke up the next day, Ping Mo went to inquire about the news, and was relieved when he learned that Assistant Professor Pei thought he was dreaming.

    If he finds this T-shirt…

    Absolutely not! When he was a cat, he acted coquettishly and cutely in front of Pei Yutu, just like a real cat.

    Speaking of which, Pei Yutu said that these clothes were grabbed and brought back, so a large group should not be found?

    Ping Mo felt uneasy in his heart, but it was difficult to say this question, until when the two set off, he sat in a wheelchair, put on a cap to cover the cat's ears, and tucked his tail into the back of the chair to hide Okay, so I pretended to be casual and asked, "Did you grab my clothes and put them in the box?"

    Pei Yutu Xin said: The one who should come is still here!

    Ping Mo listened to his natural tone, not nervous at all, but relieved: "No."

    "..." Ping Mo didn't really want to recall the **** uniform shop, "Actually, there is something I haven't told you—"

    But the "surprise" about seeing Lu Feng today was interrupted: "Hey, Instructor Ping! Brother Pei! What a coincidence."

    Lu Dongwang waved his hand warmly, he should wear sportswear, run out of the basketball court, and after saying hello, he said, "Brother Pei, you moved out, why didn't you answer the phone, Li The team leader has something to do with you, call him back quickly."

    Hu Lei, the original teaching team leader, has been dismissed for maliciously provoking the parents of the students and throwing dirty water on the instructor Ping. The new team leader is Li.

    Anyway, they are also their bosses. Pei Yutu picked up the phone and went to answer the phone. Lu Dongwang took the opportunity to ask Ping Mo quietly: "Instructor Ping, are you and Brother Pei reconciled?"

    Ping Mo was asked at a loss: "And what?"

    Lu Dongwang said, "You don't have to hide it from me", and said, "I saw it all. That day, Brother Pei went back to the dormitory to pack up for you. Originally, the clothes were neatly folded. I messed up all the clothes with the smoke, and there must be a quarrel in the middle!"

    "!!"

    "It's too careless to see you hurt like this. In fact, Brother Pei is not a careful person, and he has no patience. I count him as a child. I know him well, and he can take the initiative. Taking care of people, it's no different from coming out from the west of the sun, Brother Pei really didn't say anything to you, I think—" It's not easy for two alphas to be together, so try not to quarrel.

    Ping Mo interrupted him: "You said he folded the clothes and messed them up on purpose?"

    Lu Dongwang: "No! Are you reconciled now?"

    Ping Mo: "Huh."

    Pei and Tu happened to finish talking about work on the phone, and when they returned, they felt a chill running up their backs for no reason, "What's wrong?"

    Ping Mo and Lu Dongwang said in unison, "It's okay!"

    Instructor Ping even smiled at him: "See the guest first, go back and talk."

    Ping Mo's appearance is online, even if he smiles without emotion, the visual effect is really bright and bright, Pei and Tu are so happy to see, and they also smile, forgetting to investigate, willing to work as a coolie, pushing The wheelchair said, "Yes, I'll take you to see the guest first."

    The author has something to say: finally code out QAQ babies Good night!

    Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Floating Three Thousand Scenes;

    Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Dun Dun Dun Dun; 5 bottles of Mushui Yuhao; 2 bottles of cat and orange shovel officers; Jieyu. Gran Yin , Bc., beat you 1 bottle of Koizumi;

    Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!