My Pet Human Got Kidnapped by a Wild Human

Slair nestled into Grieve’s arms like a kitty and mournfully kissed the scars on his chest. He knew Alex’s healing magic. If there were still scars left after the blue dragon’s treatment, how bad was Grieve’s injured

「You don’t need to risk your life,」Slair looked up to Grieve,「You still need to revenge on your parent’s death. How could you use your body to block the laser bomb? Dragons remodeled our carriage. Things wouldn’t be that bad if we got hit by the bomb…」

「It was my vendetta, and you shouldn’t be caught by it. Not to mention that you are still not feeling well, Slair.」 Grieve embraced him and felt happy from Slair’s intimacy. Looking at those worried green eyes, he was about to kiss Slair on the lips; the alarm went off in his heart, and the kiss landed on his hair.

「Grieve,」Slair rubbed against Grieve’s chest,「Then…Please ask something from me. I will agree no matter what you ask.」

「Uh?」 Grieve said 「That’s not necessary, Slair. You saved my life too.」

「I knew I could handle it, which is why I saved you. Never… I had never done anything like what you had done… If you don’t ask me, I will feel guilty. Please, you have to ask something from me.」 Slair’s face flushed slightly, and he emphasized again,「ANYTHING.」

「Then…」Grieve scratched his head in embarrassment, 「Let me think…Uh, Slair, about tonight…」

「I will stay here. How could I not abide by your side after everything that had happened?」 Slair felt his heart pounding harder. The temperature on his face slowly rose, so he lowered his head, but he couldn’t help but examine Grieve’s expression. The blond warrior also looked a little embarrassed.

「Well then,」 Grieve held his hands,「Slair…My…My request is…Tonight….」

「Swoosh」, Slair lifted his head and stared at Grieve.

「Go accompany your dad and daddy tonight. You can leave your pillow for me if you think I will feel lonely. Slair promised to sleep with your daddies, and they would feel disappointed if you broke your promise.」

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When Alex and Rhett were taken by the silver dragon, they used the opportunity to buy some wine. The dragons still prefer the wines made by dragons because the wild humans’ brewing technique was too primitive. Both dragons rose their glasses and planned to drink all night. They felt sad that their son was about to get married and joy that their son-in-law was a good man.

After a while, Slair rushed back in and took his pillow with him.

『This pillow is still Slair baby’s favorite,』Alex raved 『Of course, he loves that pillow. I made that.』

A while later, Slair returned again. He slammed the door, threw himself into the arms of his dragon fathers, and cried out:『HE DOESN’T LOVE ME!』

Grieve, the warrior who honored the Book of Dragons, had no clue what was happening next room. When Slair left the room, the atmosphere in the room became dull and silent again. He felt shy and joy when he touched the scars on his chest and recalled the touch of Slair’s lips. Then he hugged Slair’s pillow and fell asleep with a smile.

Back in Garrett where Grieve faced Robert’s bronze puppet. This invulnerable dummy won the trust of the locals easily till the dragon’s arrival, and his lies were shattered. The rescue was considered emergency avoidance. However, Alex could no longer fly at a low altitude with a carriage in his claw. What bothers the dragon staff the most was how to explain the whole thing to wild humans– They had to research many legends about Slair and eventually came up with a lie about a substitute devil. Although real Slair never showed up during the whole thing, people still spread the new myth with the utmost enthusiasm. Later, the people of Garrett even made a statue of Grieve, shooting the devil and worshiping it.

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But Slair and Grieve took advantage of the blue dragon and managed to drive a long way forward. The fully rested Choco stepped into Abby’s territory happily– After Abby, they would arrive at Klein.

「When I was a kid, Abby was friendly with Klein」 Grieve said 「My father often took me to Abby for trips. Ah, right, the village ahead is interesting!」

Choco stopped at the entrance of the village. Meanwhile, Alex and Rhett were enjoying some sort of exercise. Because of the loud noises, Slair was too embarrassed to stay in the carriage and agreed to join Grieve.

The village was not large, but the temple size was as big as the ones in the cities. Near the entrance of the temple, there was a statue of a woman. Many people stopped by and placed twin lotuses under it.

「Looks like many outsiders have come to this temple.」 Slair said,「Is this temple special?」

「YES!」 Grieve replied excitedly,「The temple is famous! Look, the statue is called Elrisani, the Mother of Fertility, and this village is her and her sister’s birthplace. Both married to brothers, but Elrisani’s sister was infertile. After Elrisani gave birth to a hundred sons, her sister still had none, and her brother-in-law was worried. No offspring was so painful! Elrisani was very sympathetic to her sister’s family. After consulting with her husband, she gave birth to a hundred sons for her brother-in-law. These two hundred men became mighty warriors, and Elrisani was regarded as the Mother of Fertility. People come to the temple to pray for more offspring. Before my mom’s pregnancy, my father told me they paid a visit to this temple and worshiped Elrisani!

「…」No matter which angle, this story was too strange! Slair didn’t know where to start, but it fit the style of the Book of Dragons…

「Let’s go inside.」 Grieve was a little agitated, 「Although I have not yet considered getting married,  we can still get divination here…」

He dragged Slair into the temple and stood behind a line. A person came over to collect the money, and Grieve handed over five silver warmly and got a smile in return.

At the front of the line sat a priest who held an excellent cylinder in his hand. When it was their turn, Grieve bowed to him reverently and said, 「My friend and I came to ask the Dragon God for the fortune of offspring.」

Slair was shocked by his question– Why would two bachelors go to a temple and ask how many kids they would have in their life? When Grieve mentioned divination, Slair thought he would ask if he could succeed in revenge! However, it was the specialty of this temple. There was nothing wrong with asking a question like that.

The priest took out two cards from the cylinder and then placed them upside down on the table. Grieve looked at him nervously. The back of the cards was the same, and nothing could be seen. The priest placed one card in front of Grieve, then another in front of Slair, and slowly turned them around. Then, he showed a congratulatory smile:「Both of you were blessed by the Dragon God! Your descendants will spread all over the world like the stars in the night sky!」

The face of the cards was precisely the same. Slair twitched the corners of his mouth and glanced at Grieve. The blond warrior was very happy with the result– All over the world like the stars in the night sky! How ridiculous! He stared at the cards and found a vast gulf between him and Grieve. It couldn’t be crossed. It couldn’t be conquered. Even so, Grieve was still the shiniest in his heart. No one else could enter Slair’s heart.

He held Grieve’s hands– No matter what would happen, at least before they arrived at Klein; before Grieve slain Robert and Henry; He was the only one by Grieve’s side. Grieve promised he would not fall in love with a woman until then. Slair won’t stop his revenge, but he hoped the journey would be longer so that he could have another dream before the end.

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【Tree Hallow】It is so hard to communicate with wild humans. Lv.8 Human language is useless.

I am a newbie member of the enforcer team. A while back, I went to deal with a severe case of the wild human settlement with my senior. It was about finding dragon objects in the colony. It was my first time entering the Wild Human Preserve as a member of the enforcer team. I was thrilled

As you all know, wild humans treat us as gods. They worship us. I was about to float up just thinking about how many humans would look at me with star eyes! However, my senior told me that during the enforcement time, a dragon should not show any personal emotions; should not touch wild humans; should not discuss anything non-related to the case. The primary principle was having minimum contact with wild humans and minimizing the consequences caused by the dragon object.

It sounds so hard… But my senior told me I would be fired if I looked too enthusiastic towards humans. So I tried my best to hold back my thumping heart… But after that trip, I finally understood how hard this job is…

Btw, this is about Slair.

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WHAT? WILD HUMANS WORSHIP US AS GODS?!! I want to be a law enforcement dragon too!

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+1 big bro!!! OP, how did it feel surrounded by humans?

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Curious, how hard could it be? Oh, Op passed Lv.8 Human language test… Take my knees. What happens to our little Slair?

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Op drop what’s on your hand and tell us what happens to Slair.

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Wait. You dragons don’t know about that? It was not about Slair, but he was somewhat involved in the whole situation. Let me explain. Slair was filmed with a wild human, and that wild human was once a protagonist of a documentary. Iirc, the documentary had to switch the protagonist due to internal conflict among wild humans. Please remember the name of that wild human– Grieve. He was the protagonist of this event. Presumably, this was the aftermath of that internal conflict. That poor wild human was hunted down by his own kind, and just a while back, the conflict escalated. The man hunting him used dragonic inventions (and there was a suspicion that dragons were involved.)

Let me go grab some water.

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Op did not finish the story, 0 stars!

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Are you sure you can post about law enforcement cases?

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Don’t worry, I won’t leak anything serious.

Slair was famous in the wild human world. The legends about him were all over the continent. However, everything else in those legends was unreal due to the habits of wild humans, except for the black hair and green eyes. In some versions, Slair’s face is as dark as charcoal, and it is said that this may be misinformation about his hair color…

Because of the popularity of Slair’s legends, someone used some method to impersonate Slair and received the locals’ trust. A dragon item was used to attack Grieve, so Alex and Rhett returned with the enforcement team to provide more information.

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The density of those attacks… It is hard to believe there is no dragon involved.

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I am worried about little angle Slair, but little angle knows how to use magic, so it won’t be a big deal, right? And, how could someone impersonate Slair? Slair is a dragonmaw!

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Ordinary humans did not understand draconic. To them, anything related to magic could be called a miracle… If one owns many dragon’s inventions, it will not be too hard for him to be impersonated.

However, the problem was that Slair was sick and couldn’t come out and confront him( which the two dragons and we found out later).

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AH! Slair was sick! They don’t have a pet hospital on the mainland. What should we do!! QAQ

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I recall Alex’s healing magic was okay… It shouldn’t be a problem?

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Crying! But he was no match for the professionals! Oh, my poor little Slair!

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Anyway, that’s the reason why the situation back then was Grieve vs. Fake Slair+ dragon item + many human soldiers.

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OMG…Let’s light a candle for that poor wild human… Is he still alive?

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Crying…Lighting a candle for him… Rest in peace, little guy.

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Candle X His Majesty’s age. Poor little wild human.

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Grieve and Slair were seated in their carriage carried by the mount tamed by Slair. The fake Slair attacked the carriage from the ground, and Grieve jumped off the carriage to protect Slair, who was ill. Grieve was acting as a body shield holding the laser bomb shot by the fake Slair Fortunately, the laser bomb has not been modified, the human protection program still functions properly, and the bomb did not explode.

But he jumped from the sky… There were human soldiers shooting arrows at him… I know many dragons will not believe what I am going to say, nor have I seen them first-hand, but the device has recorded everything. Time will prove everything. Just wait for the footage to be released.

This wild human was like a male dragon in heat! He has shown unprecedented energy. Once he jumped off that carriage, he was a free target. All they had was a broken sword and a bow. However, he pulled all those arrows on his body and shot them back at the enemy.

I cried when I saw this.

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Nah, it is absurd… Dragons have dignity. I won’t get jebaited.

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I have been tracking the post for so long, but Slair did not show up anywhere. This is a fake post! Every lying post will start with “This is not a lie” hehe.

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Lies+ Times His Majesty was in love.

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Not this is not a lie… Oh, btw you don’t have to light a candle for Grieve. He is alive. Alex and Rhett showed up at that last second and turned the table. I want to talk about the aftermath of this incident. That’s the main reason why I open this post.

That fake Slair was a bronze puppet. For those who don’t know what it is, Doogle it. Due to the emergency, Rhett smashed that bronze puppet into pieces and caused great difficulties for our evidence collection work. However, we sympathized with him.

HOWEVER! THINK! How can we comfort those wild humans! Do you know what the whole thing looked like in their eyes?

FIRST! There was an invulnerable man who came over and said he was Slair! INVULNERABLE！ And could use all kinds of abilities! (It’s a bronze puppet! Knower know) It must be god’s envoy! That’s god’s work! A miracle! No matter what he said, it must be true! He called Grieve a monster, then he is a monster!

Suddenly, two gods(dragons) came down from the sky! They smashed the envoy into pieces! PIECES! God is more believable than envoy, and that means what they did was disobey god… Thus the wild humans freaked out. When we arrived, they thought it was time for their punishment.

Could you imagine how I feel… A bold human cried and hugged my leg… Hack… Another human thought he would die, so why not do something risky… So he rushed over and tried to kiss me… I love humans, but if I got caught kissing a human, I would lose my job… Do you know that my dear humans QAQ

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What are you complaining about? A human hugged your leg!

Man, OP is so good at writing stories. Keep it up, OP. I except my today’s entertainment from this post.

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Cheer up, OP! I will read it even if it’s a lie.

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I haven’t seen a superb story post like this for a long time! GO GO, OP!

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Anyway, my senior was very experienced. He spread his aura and then started to explain. First, he pointed and called those pieces of bronze puppet the remains of a demon. Everyone was bewitched by the devil, and the audience instantly believed it. Then he used large-scale light magic — or a firework. He told the audience that the light would cleanse everyone’s sin.

And all the wild humans bowed down on the floor, enjoying the holy light with a look of adoration… But the sacred feeling of this job was also washed away by it.

Oh right… Although the real Slair did not appear in this incident and the Slair in the story was a fake, people still add invulnerability to Slair’s legend.

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I think this is very interesting! So what did op expect before this happened?

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I guess op thought all the wild humans would have the expression 「Please pat me」and act cute, then op would try his best not to pat the human sorta things…

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Will a human language level 8 dragon be so naive? Even I know wild humans are totally different from pet humans.

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But they are both humans?

Btw, why are Slair and Grieve stay together for so long?

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Wait a second. I want to ask op. Why do you use the phrase 「Like a male dragon in heat」to describe Grieve?

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Because I couldn’t think of anything more appropriate.

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Op that is not right. Using the word 「In heat」 was vulgar. You should use the phase「Because of LOVE」 You get it?

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Upstairs, quit using this alt account and go back to process documents. The House of Elders had found me 13 times!

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Ah, brother, it is great you are online. The House of Elders asked me to let you know they had caught His Majesty, and based on the time stamp, Floor 34 can’t be His Majesty. Of course, we can not rule out the possibility that His Majesty still found time to read posts.

Also, they wanna apologize to you. The elders promised with their tails that they would never bother you again when you were busy, and they would never tell other dragons you are secretly learning how to draw. Finally, Elder Garford was definitely not laughing at you, and the golden duck was very well done!

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