My Phone Can Swipe Money

Three hundred and sixty six, weird

366、Weird

Qin Feng handed over the list and said speechlessly: "I'll give it a go. This damn gold toilet paper, gold toilet, and now there's a gold vest. Look at this, what the hell is the golden Mi Tiangong?"

"Damn it, there are really people selling shit." Xiao Wang also cursed.

Hearing what the two said, Tang Wen knew which company it was. Isn't this the "girl gold tribute" launched by a perverted company in Neon Country at the luxury goods exhibition in Japan last time?

However, the difference from last time is that there was no gold last time, and this time a layer of gold leaf was added. To put it bluntly, isn’t that meow all shit? The tastes of the people in Neon Country are really perverted.

It is said that the company sold more than a dozen copies last time, and Tang Wen couldn't help feeling sick. How stupid does it have to be to want to eat shit?

If you don’t eat so much and insist on eating shit, the thinking of people in the Neon Kingdom is really scary.

"I lost it, the people in this neon country are too perverted, and they eat shit in seconds. This exhibition is also the same, and such perverted things are also sold?" Xiao Wang cursed with a pale face .

Qin Feng also nodded disgustedly, and said in agreement: "I'll go, luckily I didn't eat, otherwise I will be disgusted to death all day today."

Looking at the pale faces of the two, Tang Wen smiled and said, "What is this? You have never seen a perverted Nehong countryman. "Body fluid" and "Chushui" are sold out."

Two people: "????"

Tang Wen has also been to many strange exhibitions in the Neon Kingdom, and has seen many weird things. The point is that these things, which look disgusting to normal people, are even selling very well in the neon country.

The "underpants" incident in Neon Country, which was exposed not long ago, can be said to have stunned netizens all over the world.

The cause was that an American prison staff exposed a piece of heavy news to reporters. Someone bought a large number of underwear worn by female prisoners, which were still unwashed.

Yes, you heard that right, there are still people who have this habit. As a result, the police in the United States took out the "black workshops" in several women's prisons by following the clues.

Judging from their online delivery records, the more obese female prisoners are, the more expensive they are. A pair of underwear that lasted a week was even bought by a neon country buyer for $300.

Moreover, more than 80% of the tens of thousands of buyers are from Neon Country, and the remaining 20% ​​are purchased by native Americans.

As soon as this news came out, everyone had a new "knowledge" about the abnormality of the Neon Country. Netizens from various countries on the Internet also ridiculed that Neon Country has "heavy taste".

Huaxia netizen: "Fucking awesome."

Neon country netizen: "This is a personal hobby, there is nothing to say."

American netizen: "Hurry up, don't lose your underwear and sell them to the neon country."

Southeast Asian netizens: "???"

Netizen from Bangziguo: "Xi Bale."

Tang Wen didn't have much to say about this, after all, he had seen far more perverted things than these people when he was in the Neon Kingdom.

And it’s not a day or two since people in the Neon Kingdom like heavy flavors. For example, in the earliest days, two women and one (cup) and two women and one (finger) were all “original” of the Neon Kingdom.

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Moreover, the women in the Neon Country have always had a "submissive" look, so the collection of various exotic flowers in the Neon Country can be said to be varied.

In this luxury exhibition, there are quite a lot of strange things in Neon Country. The most striking thing is the "Golden Lady" at the top of the list.

It is said that this dish is very "rare" but the price is also painful for many local tyrants, and the price is 1 million US dollars. Of course, the luxury goods exhibition is naturally indispensable to gold, which is favored by local tycoons in oil countries.

Because China banned firearms, they brought some daily necessities this time. Such as gold toilet paper, gold toilet, gold bathtub, gold ashtray and so on.

The brightest thing that blinded Tang Wen's eyes was a gold vest, which was said to be made of 18 kilograms of gold, inlaid with more than 500 diamonds, 20 glass-type jadeites, and various jewelry.

Of course, the selling price has reached 3 million US dollars, but what Tang Wen is curious about is that someone actually wears this thing? Are you kidding? This thing weighs 18 kilograms of gold alone, showing off your wealth?

I'm afraid I'll be exhausted before I can show off my wealth. And there's that gold toilet paper, are you sure it's not for a joke?

That thing wipes ass? Are you sure it's better not to use steel wool balls? But what people in the oil country want is face. How famous is the shiny gold one?

"Who are you going to explain to me, what the hell is this golden toilet paper?" Tang Wen pointed to the list above and laughed.

The two looked closer, and Xiao Wang muttered, "Gold foil? Is that thing good for wiping your butt? If you use too much force, why not just use your hands."

The corner of Qin Feng's mouth twitched and said, "That one is made of high polymer gold foil, and it can't be scratched, but I don't agree with the feel. Last time I used it at the Burj Alama in the Middle East, it's really disgusting."

"I said, Lao Qin, did you take away the used paper when you went to the bathroom last time? That one must not be a few hundred dollars more?" Xiao Wang snickered.

"Get lost." Qin Feng rolled his eyes and scolded.

Hearing what Qin Feng said, this thing doesn't seem to be that tall, but let alone this thing is really a bit expensive, even if you use 5 sheets to go to the toilet, it will cost several thousand yuan.

The key is that this thing should hit the ass.

After watching the weird things, Tang Wen thinks it's normal to look at them.

"Well, Siebel? This limited-edition lizard is available?" Suddenly Tang Wen saw a very familiar car in the luxury car section.

It is the special edition of the Lizard Sibel SSC that I saw last time in Shanghai, but this car is even rarer and is said to be the only one in the world.

This car is modified by SSC, and the whole body is made of carbon fiber. The horsepower even exceeds 1800. The normal version of SSC only has more than 1,300 horses, and even the Bugatti Veyron, which claims to reject horsepower, is a younger brother in front of it.

"What's the matter, did Old Tang take a fancy to this car?" Xiao Wang saw Tang Wen was in a daze, and leaned over to ask.

Tang Wen: "Well, yes, I want it."

Xiao Wang and Qin Feng twitched their mouths and said, "Beast, this thing is 88.88 million? Ordinary SSC is only 50 million. You can buy two with a little more money."

The two had seen Tang Wen's "luxury" for a long time, but they were still a little speechless when they saw that Tang Wen had "reserved" a sports car with a price of 88.88 million in such an understatement.

But they adjusted after a while, and they were no strangers to Tang Wen buying a car and buying vegetables. Last time, Tang Wen spent hundreds of millions in Hainan County. Wen is a father.

"I'm really looking forward to tomorrow's exhibition." Tang Wen said with a smile after flipping through the list.

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