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451、I couldn’t bear to laugh

When Tang Wen was about to go to Southeast Asia to accept his "gift", an interview with Xiao Wang suddenly became popular on the Internet, and Xiao Wang's black face made Tang Wen burst into laughter.

This starts with Xiao Wang's recent "live broadcast" watching football.

It is said that when classmate Xiao Wang took his new girlfriend to London to watch the Olympics, he met Dong Na, a very brain-dead reporter in China.

An interview between them became even more popular on the Internet.

Originally, Xiao Wang wanted to go out for a walk after being fired, but no one expected to meet such a brain-dead player.

The corner of Tang Wenxiao's mouth twitched immediately, and then he continued to open the widely circulated interview video.

Dong Na: "Xiao Wang, what do you think of this Olympic Games?"

Xiao Wang: "????"

Dong Na: "What do you think of the organizers of the London Olympics? How are they preparing?"

Xiao Wang: "????????"

Dong Na, who couldn't see the situation clearly, continued to ask: "It is said that you were attacked last time. Is it true? Didn't you say you were injured and hospitalized?"

At this time, Xiao Wang is on the verge of breaking out. At this moment, Xiao Wang still has a huge gauze on his head.

The classmate Xiao Wang, who couldn't bear it anymore, replied directly: "I think you should go to the ophthalmology department first." Then he left with his little girlfriend from Xinchu.

The cameraman next to her broke into a cold sweat for Dong Na, joking how stupid it must be to ask such a question? Is it true that you were attacked? Can't you see the big gauze on someone's head?

Sure enough, as soon as the interview video was posted on the Internet, netizens burst out laughing.

"Fuck, this girl is so ugly."

"Hahaha I laughed so hard, is it true that you were attacked? Aren't you in the hospital?"

"I can assure you,

Anyone who has read junior high school can't ask such a question. "

"Goutou, aren't you in the hospital?"

"Are you in the hospital today?"

There was an endless stream of ridicule on the Internet for a while, and some scandals about this brain-dead female reporter were also found out. In particular, the videos of some athletes she interviewed before were spread all over the sky.

For example, wishing a male long-distance runner to win the women's 800-meter long-distance race tomorrow, the angry athlete's face will turn black. There is also a player who just won the gold medal and said.

"It shouldn't be your strength to win this time, right?"

The coach next to him was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, so he directly pulled the embarrassed athlete away.

Another thing is to say to a well-known sprinter: "Your number 4+4+1 equals 9, and you are on the ninth runway today, so is 9 your lucky number?"

"You touch the runway with your hands, are you praying?"

Contestant: "This is testing the softness and hardness of the track." Then she ignored her and left.

Within a few hours, all kinds of stupid remarks she made before were found out by netizens.

Tang Wen's stomach hurt from laughing. At night, Tang Wen learned that there was an interview between Xiao Wang and the big-headed baby today, so he asked Qin Feng to go to TAXX to enjoy it. When the time came, the two couldn't wait to turn on the TV. .

Big-headed baby: "Do you think you are handsome?"

Xiao Wang: "Forget it."

Big-headed baby: "But I think you are very ordinary." Xiao Wang's face on the TV was already dark.

Then the big-headed baby continued to ask: "What do you think of marriage?"

Xiao Wang: "I'm not married."

The big-headed baby continued to ask without giving up: "Then you will get married in the future, what do you think?"

Classmate Xiao Wang crossed his legs and said speechlessly: "I am an unmarriageist."

Big-headed baby: "Aren't your parents against it?"

Xiao Wang: "They don't interfere with my affairs."

"Then I heard that you thought about getting married before, didn't you?" The big-headed baby was still very unwilling to give up.

Classmate Xiao Wang sneered: "Didn't you also say that, that was before."

Just as Tang Wen and Qin Feng were enjoying watching, Xiao Wang came in with a depressed face and cursed: "Go to Temeow, why have you met idiots these two days?"

"Haha, look at you on TV." Tang Wen and the two laughed.

Classmate Xiao Wang looked at the big-headed doll on TV and sneered, "This girl is just stupid. If my father didn't let me hang around, I wouldn't even bother with her."

This is the truth. The big-headed doll also interviewed Xiao Wang’s father before. In the end, Pharaoh didn't like this big-headed doll either.

For example, one of the stupid questions she asks: "Why is Wanda getting into real estate?"

"Why did Wanda want to sell the building?"

Lao Wang directly sneered and said: "Wanda is a real estate company. If it doesn't enter the real estate market, why should it sell pancakes? As for why Wanda doesn't sell properties? We don't sell properties in real estate. Does it look good there?"

At this time, the Internet has given Datouwa and Dong Na many new nicknames, "Chat Terminator", "Xuanming Erlao", "Brain Duo", and "Mentally Disabled Youth Group".

Tang Wen has never had a good impression of these two people. The big-headed baby also wanted to interview Tang Wen through some connections before, but Tang Wen refused.

Just kidding, Tang Wencai, the big-headed doll, is too lazy to talk to her.

I have to say that the big-headed baby and Dong Na are really "awkward chats", especially the big-headed baby has always liked to chat with Erlang's legs in a high-profile manner. Firstly, it is disrespectful to the guests, and secondly, its emotional intelligence is really low.

So not only entertainers, athletes and even some business people don't like this big head doll. Since the last time a certain entrepreneur slapped a big-headed doll in person, no one wants to go on her show now.

However, an entrepreneur told how he felt when he saw the moon on the plane when his business failed.

The big-headed doll asked: "How can I see the moon from the plane?"

The entrepreneur was so embarrassed that he had nothing to say, and it took more than 30 seconds for the big-headed doll to react and say, "Oh, you are sitting by the window in the plane, right?"

The entrepreneur was silent.

Also, it was asked by the big-headed doll when interviewing a dance artist.

When talking about whether to eat pork, the big-headed doll asked: "Do you know how to kill pigs?"

When the dance artist said that the students all ate boiled cabbage, the big-headed doll asked, "Why don't you eat fried cabbage?"

Especially when the big-headed doll interviewed a gay artist, he asked: "Do your parents know your sexual orientation now?"

The entertainer was silent, his parents had passed away more than 20 years ago.

So the big-headed doll is a very strange existence like Dong Na.

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