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After Jenny was saved, France's first little curly announced the "tragedy" to the people of France in the afternoon.

"First of all, I want to tell you a heart-wrenching thing. This time, a total of 237 people from our French foreign legion on the African continent were killed, including 5 top experts. But we rescued the trapped Dr. Jenny and Jimmy Lieutenant, they will arrive in France early this morning, and we will welcome the "heroes" home."

The news from France will make many countries who are not sure about the situation feel confused. What's the situation?

After some intelligence personnel inquired locally, everyone realized that the foreign corps sent by France to Africa to guard the oil pipeline had suffered heavy losses from a "natural disaster".

After many countries heard the news, their first reaction was to be joking?

A full 237 people were bitten to death by snakes? Isn't this a fuss? But with their in-depth understanding, they realized how "backward" France was this time.

After listening to Delta Solomon's report, the black boy in America couldn't help but cry: "France is really unlucky this time, isn't it, Major Solomon, are you sure it wasn't artificial?"

Solomon stood straight in front of the parliament and the president and said: "Report Mr. President, I'm sure."

American Secretary of Defense Robert wondered: "If it wasn't man-made, how could there be so many different venomous snakes suddenly appearing in Africa?"

"Mr. Minister, the local experts speculate that they dug up the location of the snakes. It is said that someone in the local area accidentally fell into a big hole, which was filled with all kinds of poisonous snakes." Solomon replied.

"What's the reason for the helicopter crash?" Black Boy asked.

As for this Solomon, he had the most right to speak, and he replied unswervingly: "Mr. President, according to my judgment, it was French Commander Wien who fired rockets in violation of regulations, which caused the airflow to rise and cause an accident. There are also a large number of poisonous snakes gushing out of the cave, so it can be judged that the other party must have found the old nest of the snake group by mistake."

"Hey, may God bless France." The black boy mourned "fakely", but in fact he and Robert were very happy at this moment.

The withdrawal of France means that all kinds of weapons and equipment from the United States can re-occupy the African market. You must know that more than 50% of the previous market was French products. Now France's vitality is naturally gone. "Competition" with the United States Strength.

As a former colony of France,

If the United States does not have a suitable opportunity to intervene in this piece of fat, it is really difficult to start.

This time, taking advantage of the serious damage to France's vitality, they naturally need to march.

However, the face project still needs to be done. The black boy turned to the secretary and said: "Help me draw up a telegram and send it to the French Prime Minister. The American allies are very sad about what happened to France in Africa. If they need humanitarian "support", the United States will definitely help."

"Yes, Mr. President."

Although everyone in France is sad to lose 237 members of the foreign legion, they are really immersed in the "joy" of welcoming the return of the "hero" at this time.

Not only did Dino and Yate not be "punished" this time, but the image of "defying life and death" was established by the little curly hair.

France now needs such an "image" to dilute its grief.

But not all French people are willing to accept the rhetoric of the little curly hair. Among them, the rose known as France and some human rights organizations jumped out and scolded the little curly hair, saying that he regarded the lives of soldiers as "ants" for the sake of oil.

Some French "brain fans" also started their best operations at this time.

"strike"

Yes, you heard that right. The "brain fans" in France have started to strike again. This made the little curly hair very headache.

Now France is running a deficit every year, plus helping the United States wipe its ass, and the annual expenditure on treating some people who have escaped is even more astronomical.

Moreover, this group of people also "taken for granted" the "relief money" allocated to them by the French Congress as a matter of course.

Even after receiving the relief money, many people began to spend their time drinking and drinking, so what should they do if they have no money? That is of course a "strike" to promote their so-called "freedom".

Members of Parliament who could have ignored this group of people, for the sake of their own votes, many chose to stand with these escaped people and swear their "rights".

Anyway, in their eyes, as long as you vote for yourself, you can do anything.

This time, with the help of human rights organizations and various organizations against "expatriation", Rose de France and several artists who had gone to Hollywood for a while were also "brought together". A march "against" curly hair started again.

As the saying goes, when people are full, they are idle and have nothing to do. Most of the people who joined the parade this time were people who received relief funds from the Congress. Even if they didn't work for a month, they could live happily for a month.

But for real salaried workers, others don't bother to deal with this group of "brain fans". Are you kidding about going to a demonstration? Then you will help them pay for the mortgage and medical insurance next month?

If you want to say who hates Western human rights organizations the most, the blue-collar workers of the working class are definitely "bearing the brunt". They pay a huge amount of wealth every year, but they are still denounced for "inaction".

What these people don't know is that if France doesn't have this group of blue-collar taxpayers, it is estimated that France will be the first bankrupt big country in the alliance.

Of course, this group of refugees who live on relief funds will not understand. If they have no money, they wait for the Congress to send them money. What should they do if they are sick? Then wait for volunteers to treat them.

Pay taxes? Hehe that was never something they considered. At present, more than 70% of the crimes in France are caused by this group of people.

But why don't people in Congress stop it? Because they need the votes in their hands, as long as they can secure their positions as members of parliament, they naturally don't need to worry about other things.

So this also caused the dissatisfaction of many French natives. As a result, the more famous cities in France, the fewer natives, and they are willing to live back in suburban villas.

On the contrary, there are "dilapidated" scenes everywhere in the city.

Because of this contrast, many people are very uncomfortable after coming to France. People who don’t know it think they have come to a former colony.

This phenomenon has caused France's finances to be very dangerous every year. Some skilled personnel have chosen to go abroad. After all, they are not fools.