My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"Ling'e told me, she said that you will be nervous when interacting with women in front of others."

Jiujiu sat on the railing of the treasure ship, carrying a big gourd on his back, dangling his feet gently, with a brilliant formation light wall behind him. He grabbed a few Jiuniang Lingdou Dan in his hand, threw one up casually, raised his head, Open your mouth...

There was a whine and a loud bang.

"Although I think I don't have much feminine charm, I can still be considered a woman, so I can't bear to play with you."

Hearing this, Xiong Lingli next to him lowered his head and looked at the tendons all over his body. He lowered his head silently and hugged himself tightly with both hands.

Li Changshou, who was sitting in the corner meditating, couldn't help but smile bitterly...

Uncle Master, do you have any misunderstandings about the charm of women?

"It turns out that Ling'e made the request in advance," Li Changshou suddenly felt emotional in his heart.

This dear junior sister's pain was not in vain.

Decided!

From now on, there is no need for the paper Taoist to monitor Ling'e. The moment before returning to the mountain, I will use the paper Taoist again to see what Ling'e is doing.

If Ling'e is lazy and in a daze and does not practice well, then she will be rewarded with ten years of confinement and seclusion to improve her realm;

If Ling'e is dressing up carefully, bathing and changing clothes, then reward her with the Stable Words Sutra 500 times to correct her erroneous thoughts;

If Ling'e eats barbecue in the spirit animal enclosure, then... let's beat her up behind closed doors;

Well, just in case Ling'e is working hard to practice and meditate on enlightenment, I will officially teach her the original paper-cutting adult magical power, giving her the ability to protect herself.

Li Changshou sorted through these situations in turn in his heart, and felt a little emotional in his heart.

The little girl who was delicate and intelligent back then is now tall and graceful. Apart from always wanting to do bad things to his senior brother, she has grown into a pretty good person in other aspects.

Especially in the past ten years or so, Ling'e has lost a bit of the 'thrill' of getting into trouble and has become much calmer.

This made Li Changshou quite satisfied.

From now on, as long as Ling'e is stable, he will naturally not treat this little junior sister badly.

Just listen to Jiujiu sigh softly:

"Alas, why didn't we ascend when we overcame the tribulation?"

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Disciples have read in the Daozang Palace books that whether one ascends or not depends not on aptitude or enlightenment, but on the accumulation before becoming an immortal, and whether one's own way is in harmony with heaven and earth."

"Hmph," Jiu Jiu rolled his eyes, "You have no right to speak in the Sixth Realm of Return!"

"Yes, yes," Li Changshou lowered his head and said, "Disciple is talking too much."

"Well... I'm not saying that your cultivation level is not high, so don't think too much."

Jiujiu was afraid that he might accidentally damage Li Changshou's confidence in practicing Taoism. After thinking about it, he pretended to be old-fashioned and taught:

“Practice is about long-lasting practice, not about day and night.

Being quick in the moment does not mean that your future achievements will be very high.

There are some Qi practitioners with outstanding qualifications and understanding, who have become immortals in a hundred years or true immortals in a thousand years. They have been cultivating, but suddenly they are stuck. Even the immortals cannot rush forward, let alone immortality.

So, when it comes to spiritual practice...well, yes, you can't just have a temporary conflict of temperament, you have to take a long-term view! "

"Thank you, uncle!" Li Changshou agreed with a smile.

On the side, Xiong Lingli was full of emotion, with stars in her big eyes, looking at the young senior sister with admiration.

Jiu Jiu waved her hand to Xiong Lingli sheepishly, suddenly thought of something, and asked Li Changshou:

"This little clever girl, what are your plans?

She is the registered disciple of the sect leader. It would be more appropriate for her to go to Potian Peak to practice. Do you want me to take her and live at my place?

My house is empty anyway, I’m almost naturalized in your Xiaoqiongfeng! "

"Xiao Qiong Peak is relatively plain," Li Changshou replied in a voice, "Wisdom is in the blood of shamans. Although he has become indigestible, he still likes to eat, so Xiao Qiong Peak is just right.

After returning home, I will expand the scope of the spirit beast circle several times, raise more delicious spirit beasts, and let Clever be responsible for taking care of it while practicing.

In this way, wisdom does not always have to go out to hunt. "

Jiu Jiu's eyes suddenly lit up. Looking at Xiong Lingli, he couldn't help but chirp...

Doesn't that mean that from now on, I can be upright and eat and drink with this Xiong Zhuang girl?

Xiong Lingli shrank her neck and looked weakly at this senior sister who was obviously small in stature but had such well-developed muscles...

This look is very similar to when she was hungry!

Li Changshou smiled and said, "Let's talk about it when we get back."

Jiu Jiu immediately nodded in agreement. Xiong Lingli looked at his Poseidon cousin and then at his young senior sister Jiu Jiu, feeling uncertain.

What does Duxianmen look like...

Jiujiu suddenly stretched out his hand and shouted: "I want to fight against the great master!"

This conference was so boring that I fell asleep more than 20 times before it was over! "

Li Changshou smiled, took out the playing cards he had prepared a long time ago, called Lingli to come with him, and asked his junior uncle to place a layer of immortal power barrier around it to block outside observation.

Originally, Xiong Lingli said, "I'm stupid, so I might not be able to do it" and so on;

But after two games, Sister Xiong's eyes were shining brightly, and she was shouting "four immortals", "a pair of golden immortals", "bang da la jump" and "joining hands with flying immortals", shouting more fiercely than anyone else!

…

After all the fun, Li Changshou never forgot to think about business.

How can we stop Uncle Zhao's gang from messing around?

Originally, Li Changshou thought that Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao were just acting on a whim, but judging from what happened to Taoist Wenjing, the brother and sister had already begun to engage in a large-scale porcelain drama series...

There is no police hotline in Honghuang, and Uncle Zhao’s background is too tough!

Today they can meet Taoist Wenjing by chance, and tomorrow they might be able to uncover the roof tiles of Zixiao Palace!

Li Changshou couldn't help but feel a little depressed...

At that time, in order to deal with the hunchbacked Taoism of Western religions, I had set up the Dao Dao vow too carefully, and it was really not going to end well at this point.

He wanted to leave the matter alone, but he was also afraid that Uncle Zhao would cause something big in the future and he would be implicated;

I want to intervene in time, but I don’t know how to start...

After worrying about this for several days, Li Changshou even had the idea of ​​asking his little backer, Master Xuandu, to come forward and settle the matter.

But asking the Archmage for nothing will only consume the Archmage's goodwill towards him...

The backer cannot be used casually, and the matter is not so urgent.

Just when Li Changshou was at a loss what to do, Jiu Jiu's unintentional words gave him a flash of inspiration...

Jiu Jiu said: "I don't know why Ling'e is so afraid of you, my senior brother, so you can't be gentler to Ling'e!"

Senior brother...senior brother...

correct!

Li Changshou slapped his forehead, how could he forget this big boss!

Jiujiu blinked: "Why are you hitting yourself? Are you doing such an exaggerated action to show that you are upset?"

"No, the disciple suddenly thought of some... little tips for practice," Li Changshou said with a smile, "Thank you, uncle, for reminding me, I will be gentler to Ling'e in the future.

Uncle Master, you play with Lingli first, while my disciple goes into seclusion to practice for a while! "

"Huh? Why don't I see you so diligent on weekdays?" Jiu Jiu muttered with some dissatisfaction, "You just know how to perform well in front of the masters in the sect!"

Li Changshou did not refute, and smiled with squinted eyes...

Junior uncle, he is really his lucky star.

He closed his eyes and concentrated, most of his mind on the paper Taoist man underneath the Poseidon Sect's temple.

He changed into a Paper Taoist with 'full immortal power', floated out, quietly went to the big temple here, and entered the room specially prepared for the Paper Taoist...

Probably, there is a direction.

Among the Jie Jiao, apart from Master Sage, if there is anyone who can control Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao, it is definitely not Taoist Duobao, the senior brother of the Jie Jiao.

But the eldest sister in the Three Heavens, the second sister of Zhao Gongming, Fairy Yunxiao!

Fairy Sanxiao was also a familiar figure to Li Changshou in his previous life.

The reason why they are called ruthless people is mainly because in the future Catastrophe of the Gods, in order to avenge their brother Zhao Gongming, they set up the Nine-Bend Yellow River Formation and used the Hunyuan Golden Fight to kill most of the Twelve Golden Immortals. Three flowers on the top of the member;

This is actually only a small part of their achievements.

The most awesome thing is that the saint personally wants to conquer them. Sanxiao is so cruel that he really dares to attack the saint...

Of course, because of this incident, their fate was quite miserable:

The eldest brother, Yunxiao, was taken away by me and buried under the Qilin Cliff behind Yuxu Palace;

The second child, Qiong Xiao, and the third child, Bixiao, were directly beaten to death. Their remaining souls were listed on the list of gods, and they became the puppets of Heaven. They were trapped in the throne of Heaven and lost their freedom.

Their divine position is also very subtle, they are what the world calls ‘midwives’.

At first glance, they are responsible for the birth of human souls and are very important priests; but if you think about it carefully, the status of the three of them is comparable to that of the Yuelao Temple.

The dignified outer disciple of Jiejiao...

It's really sad.

However, even if Li Changshou knew this a long time ago, he would not be able to control so many things later.

He has almost jumped out of the Great Tribulation of the Gods and absolutely does not want to get involved in it anymore.

Now, what Li Changshou wants to do is to reveal to Yun Xiao what happened between Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao outside and see how Yun Xiao reacts...

Li Changshou was naturally very unfamiliar with Yunxiao, and the fairy tales did not say what her temperament was.

What if he joins a porcelain gang because he loves his sister too much... That would be really exciting.

Therefore, to be on the safe side, Li Changshou not only wanted Yun Xiao to know about this matter, but also made Yun Xiao realize that this matter would bring boundless karma to Zhao Gongming and Qiong Xiao.

‘How should we do this? ’

Li Changshou sat behind the chair and subconsciously tapped the table with his fingers.

Everyone, to one degree or another, has some little quirks;

For example, Ling'e likes to take a bath when she is bored, sometimes three times in the morning, noon and evening. She also likes to put some flower petals in the water and piece them together into patterns.

Well...don't ask him how he knew, it's not important!

Li Changshou also pays great attention to his 'little habits'. Except when he is concentrating on thinking, he can't help but tap his fingers rhythmically on the table, and he has lost control of many small movements.

‘Let Taoist Mosquito, the master of suffering, go to Sanxian Island to cry to Yunxiao? ’

At this time, Taoist Wenjing's heels have not been exposed, so he can go to Sanxian Island. However, doing so may arouse the suspicion of Western religious saints...

Write a letter and ask Ao Yi to send it to Sanxian Island?

Li Changshou pondered for a few times.

Ao Yi is currently busy on his honeymoon, and it’s not a good idea to send him around all the time...

‘It would be better to use my identity as the Poseidon of the South China Sea to tell Fairy Yunxiao the whole matter.

Doing too many calculations may backfire. ’

Sometimes, the key to stability lies not in complexity, but in simplicity.

Li Changshou gradually stopped thinking, took out his pen, ink and cloth, and began to write a greeting note.

It is not difficult to find the location of Sanxian Island. As long as Ao Yi asks around Jin'ao Island, he can always find the approximate location.

The difficulty in this matter is how to meet Fairy Yunxiao...

The setting sun shines through the window paper and onto the desk;

Li Changshou picked up his pen and wrote. In order to meet Fairy Yunxiao, it took him a lot of effort and repeated consideration to just send a greeting letter.

After he finished writing the greeting note, he suddenly had a realization in his heart...

Fortunately, he had already thought about it and went to Sanxian Island to find Yun Xiao to explain the matter.

If Zhao Gongming and the others cause big trouble in the future, it is possible that Yun Xiao will come to him and put the blame on him!

"In this prehistoric world, every step we take will lead to uncertainty."

Li Changshou's paper Taoist stretched his body, put away the greeting card, picked up the fly whisk, and used Earth Escape to head towards the South China Sea.

Using water escape to travel in sea water can actually save less than half of your immortal power compared to earth escape.

at the same time……

Deep in the South China Sea, on a desert island.

Three figures were sitting in a clearing in the forest, dividing up the stored magic weapons.

Qiong Xiao's pair of catkins swayed back and forth, counting seriously:

“One for brother and one for me;

One for Hanzhi and one for me.

I am one, I am one;

One for the elder brother and one for me..."

Zhao Gongming was a bit dumbfounded. Naturally, he would not argue with his third sister over such a trivial matter.

Hanzhi, on the other hand, was a little at a loss. She wanted to say that she did not dare to take these benefits, but she was afraid of being taught a lesson by Fairy Qiongxiao.

Soon, the division of the spoils was completed, Qiong Xiao clapped her hands and showed a satisfied smile.

"It feels good to get something for nothing. Brother, let's go to the West Sea for a stroll?"

"Well, okay," Zhao Gongming stroked his beard and smiled, "But it's better not to ask for these things from them later, it will be treated like we are bandits robbing homes.

Third sister, are you short of treasure? "

“There is no shortage,” Qiong Xiao blinked, “But, brother, if we don’t have these things, what’s the point of our actions?

Do one thing and say one thing!

Later, we will find some unsatisfactory sages in the sect and share the wealth gained from cultivation with them. "

Zhao Gongming pondered for a few times and couldn't help but look at Han Zhi and asked, "Is this the truth?"

Han Zhi's sense of justice made her want to shake her head, but Qiong Xiao glared at her secretly, so she could only nod weakly and say 'hmm'.

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