My Senior Brother is Too Steady

As the saying goes, how can one walk on the beach without making a mistake?

However, Li Changshou did not expect that as soon as he said goodbye to Fairy Yunxiao, his back legs would be tied up by Bixiao and Qiongxiao and brought back to the desert island where he had previously hidden...

On the edge of the desert island, a swimming fish flicked its tail, mixed in with the fish, and swam slowly toward the distance.

On the island, two clicks were heard, and the bright golden scissors dangled in front of the bound 'girl'. The Taoist laughed bitterly, ignited a flame on his own, and flew out a wisp of green in the flames. The smoke condensed into the figure of Li Changshou.

As soon as he appeared, he was tied up by the shining golden spirit treasure rope.

Looking at the two Taoist seniors and interception masters on the left and right, Li Changshou was really confused.

These two scammers...

Hey, what are these two lovely fairies doing?

Qiong Xiao, who was dressed in a skirt, narrowed her eyes and chuckled, pinching her smooth chin with her slender fingers, as if she was planning how to torment Li Changshou.

Bixiao, who was wearing a light blue skirt, was squatting next to Li Changshou's spontaneously combusted paper Taoist figure, looking at the handful of ashes left, her eyes full of surprise...

Paper figures within paper figures, there are so many paper figures.

She has seen this scene before!

Qiong Xiao raised his hand to arrange several layers of barrier formations. Li Changshou stood quietly on the beach, waiting for the two bosses to speak.

"You...uh huh!"

Qiong Xiao cleared her throat, walked up to Li Changshou with her hands behind her back, and circled him twice.

"Poseidon, Li Changshou, a disciple of the Human Religion, an important minister of the Heavenly Court...right?"

Li Changshou nodded slowly and said with a warm smile: "Senior, do you have any advice?"

Qiong Xiao raised her chest and raised her head, and said calmly: "I didn't invite you here today to embarrass you."

Li Changshou:...

Isn't it embarrassing to have him tied up directly?

If I read it correctly, this rope should be the acquired spiritual treasure, right? Still very good!

"I will simply ask you dozens of questions. If you answer truthfully, I will let you go and give you a few treasures as a congratulatory gift for your cultivation of the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit."

Qiong Xiao snorted, stretched out her little hand to the side, and Bi Xiao immediately threw a light green orb over.

Qiong Xiao added: "This is the jewel of truth, it can tell the truth of your words.

If you dare to tell lies, be careful, I am ruthless! "

Li Changshou:...

Sister, you look so deliberately fierce, you almost have 'this orb is meant to scare people' written all over your face.

According to normal logic, if there really is this kind of orb, shouldn't it be put in your sleeve and used secretly to judge the authenticity of your words?

It's okay to say it directly like this...

Li Changshou chuckled and said, "Senior, feel free to ask questions."

"Are you a man?"

"yes."

"You have been practicing Taoism for less than five hundred years?"

"good."

"Senior Brother Xuandu ordered you to capture my sister?"

"Nonsense."

Just when Qiong Xiao was about to continue asking questions, Li Changshou frowned and stared at her, and said first:

"Senior, this joke is a bit too much.

If this spreads out, the reputation of this junior will not matter, but what about the reputation of Senior Yunxiao?

Everyone in the wild knows that among the three fairies of Jiejiao, Fairy Yunxiao is pure and pure, Fairy Qiongxiao is smart and graceful, and Fairy Bixiao is sharp and witty. Such words should never be spoken out. "

Qiong Xiao blinked lightly and snorted: "No matter what you say, you can't confuse this senior's Taoist heart!"

Even so, the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised slightly.

Bixiao also stood up and joined Qiongxiao on the left and right. The two sisters folded their arms and started a new round of questioning.

Li Changshou had no guilt in his heart, and every time he answered without thinking, the 'Truth Orb' was just like a decoration, nothing out of the ordinary.

Not long after, Li Changshou also figured out why these two fairies tied him up.

——Worried that he had deliberately approached Fairy Yunxiao, fearing that this was a plot by the teachings. He felt that his eldest sister had lived in seclusion for a long time, was not interested in worldly affairs, and was too simple, so she was plotted.

The starting point is actually a good one, it’s this way…

Okay, very Sanxiao.

Li Changshou felt helpless to complain about this. From his perspective as an outsider, Fairy Yunxiao was hundreds of times more stable than the two sisters combined.

But now that Fairy Qiongbi has come to visit, Li Changshou just took the opportunity to make a plan and asked these two to help him keep the secret of heel.

During the Q\u0026A, Li Changshou gave full play to the art of language and took the initiative in the Q\u0026A without leaving any trace. He superficially complimented and secretly guided. In just a moment, Qiongxiao and Bixiao groaned and asked no questions.

Qiong Xiao frowned slightly: "So, we misunderstood you?"

"This is because junior accidentally caused senior to misunderstand," Li Changshou sighed, "Senior, can you loosen the grip of junior?"

"Relax?"

Qiong Xiao raised her eyebrows and held up the orb in her hand, "Poseidon, Poseidon, no matter how you outsmart others, you still fall into my scheme.

Are you afraid that you think this orb is just for scaring you? "

Li Changshou groaned twice, "Isn't it?"

"snort!"

Qiong Xiao twisted her fingers lightly, and a bright white light appeared on the orb, but a conversation sound came from inside.

That was Qiong Xiao's twenty-fourth question, 'Do you have any objections to my sister? ’

Li Changshou answered decisively, 'No'.

The orb then trembled slightly, and the light suddenly became a little brighter.

"You lied," Qiong Xiao smiled proudly, "Am I the winner this time? I said it before, if you tell any lies, then..."

While speaking, Qiong Xiao took out the golden scissors and dangled them in front of Li Changshou, making a clicking sound.

"this……"

Li Changshou did not panic, and just said: "How else can this junior answer? Could it be that he has some evil thoughts about Senior Yun Xiao?

The younger generation dares to ask the elder, if the elder were a man, would he have such thoughts? "

"Won't."

"Huh?" Li Changshou was also caught off guard.

Bixiao and Qiongxiao shook their heads.

Qiong Xiao clicked her tongue and sighed: "My sister looks gentle, but in fact she is very nagging. She also cares about everything for us, and she is afraid of this and that."

"That's right," Bixiao added, "Sister is so fierce when she is fierce! I don't know how scared our eldest brother is!"

"Besides, my sister is in seclusion all year round, which is very boring."

"After we come out of seclusion, we will be tested on the principles of cultivation. If we fail to answer the questions, we will be banned from going out for tens of thousands of years!"

"My sister likes to dance when she's drunk. Her dancing... well, it's hard to say."

How come...

Is the trend of "torture conference" turning into "complaint session"?

Li Changshou coughed and said: "Two seniors, it's better... to keep these words in mind as much as possible. Senior Yunxiao is also worried about you."

Qiong Xiao curled her lips, put away the golden scissors, took two steps with her hands behind her back, and said again:

"To tell you the truth, the reason why we brought you here today is not for anything else, but to test your feelings.

As for you, you can barely make do with footwork, and you are also a disciple of the human sect that the great uncle respects, but unfortunately you are not a disciple of a saint. "

Bixiao continued:

"But, Lao Jun taught you the way of alchemy, and Brother Xuandu protects you. This is pretty good. You can pass the heel test!"

What are you going to do in that court? Being a minister to others is a bit frustrating. "

Qiong Xiao added: "Furthermore, I just asked you forty-nine questions, but you only answered one question with some duplicity, but you answered the others truthfully.

As far as I'm concerned, you can barely pass.

Your problem now is that your cultivation is too weak! "

Bixiao looked at Li Changshou and shook his head, "Well, I don't ask you to step into the holy realm with half a foot, at least you should cultivate Daluo as soon as possible."

"There should be at least a few powerful treasures, so that we can protect our sister..."

"The betrothal gift cannot be less..."

"Senior, two seniors!"

Li Changshou was really a bit over the top, and said hurriedly: "I would like to ask, these two seniors must have been out of Sanxian Island for a while."

"good."

"Previously, Senior Yunxiao wanted you two to stay on the island and stop walking around?"

Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao looked at each other, suddenly thought of something, and their expressions changed.

At this moment, wisps of clouds and mist came from all directions, wrapping up their legs and feet without giving Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao a chance to react.

"sister……"

Qiong Xiao's face turned a little pale, and Bi Xiao had pinched her earlobe skillfully, her eyes full of panic.

The dragon-binding rope wrapped around Li Changshou quietly turned into golden light and dissipated. He immediately bowed to Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao and said:

"Three seniors, the junior will take his leave first."

After saying this, wisps of flames ignited everywhere on the body, swallowing it completely in a few moments. In the wide-open eyes of Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao, they turned into flying ash and scattered in the wind.

Incarnation? !

And Qiong Xiao heard another voice from Li Changshou...

“This time, I’m afraid the junior won by luck.

Senior Yunxiao has soft ears, you know this better than the juniors.

Senior, please don't worry. This junior only has respect for Senior Yunxiao and has no extraordinary thoughts.

Well, take care. "

Li Changshou's words quickly dissipated, and Yun Xiao's figure appeared in Qiong Xiao's sight...

This fairy, who is usually as gentle as water, now has a cold and pretty face.

"Kneel down!"

…

Almost at the same time Yunxiao appeared;

On the coast of the East China Sea, a fish quietly emerged from the water, transformed into the figure of a middle-aged man, and landed on Nanfangbuzhou on a deserted beach.

When he stepped a little closer, his figure swept away a wisp of smoke and disappeared in an instant.

This is exactly:

The devil is three feet high and the Tao is three and a half feet high.

Although I really want to see the domestic violence scene on Sanxian Island next time, I can’t stay there for long, lest I get burned...

According to Li Changshou's estimation, for at least the next few thousand years, there should be no need to worry about these three big guys who know what they are doing walking around in the wilderness.

Li Changshou felt a little more at ease in his heart, and the next thing he had to do was to return to the Immortal Sect and hide in it.

By the way, Li Changshou turned around and went to the mortal city where his paper Taoist was, and saw the girl practicing sword practice in the backyard of the general's mansion.

Fast forward twelve years, and she is already in her prime;

Therefore, after Qian Jiang Lin'er came out of seclusion, she brought Jiujiu here once. He had planted an immortal seed for her and made a contract with her parents to cultivate immortality. In a year or two, she will be officially taken over. Go to Duxianmen.

It was left to Jiang Lin'er to accept him as a young disciple.

Really? Junior uncle.

Li Changshou didn't need to pay much attention to this. He just used the paper Taoist to protect her according to Xiao Qiongfeng's per capita treatment.

Judging from the girl's aptitude, she is considered to be above average. After observing her every move in martial arts practice, she felt that she must have a good understanding.

However, Master didn't know how he would feel when facing this 'little junior sister' who was very similar to Uncle Wan Jiangyu.

It’s time for Master to know what happened to Uncle Wanjiang Yu back then...

Li Changshou turned around and left the big city here, used Earth Escape, and quickly headed towards the path he was most familiar with.

In the blink of an eye, we have passed Qianzhong Mountain, and the mortal world is thrown into the clouds.

After entering the Golden Immortal Realm, Li Changshou's escape technique made a huge leap, and in just two hours, he had reached the Duxian Gate.

——This still has big reservations.

Returning to the mountain is also simple. Li Changshou used the paper Taoist to go out and returned to the mountain gate with his body, without any flaws.

He first went to Potian Peak, knelt in front of the saint's portrait, and worshiped quietly... for a long time...

When night fell, Li Changshou returned to Xiaoqiong Peak, said hello to Ling'e and Xiong Lingli, and then returned to the alchemy room.

In the Hunyuan Golden Fight before, he only accepted all his insights but did not fully digest them; in the future, it will take at least several decades of seclusion to fully consolidate his current state.

After Li Changshou entered the Golden Fairyland, his plan to travel to Xiao Qiongfeng was greatly advanced.

Before he became a golden immortal, Li Changshou's thoughts only focused on formations and restrictions;

Now that I have obtained the Taoist Fruit of Immortality, my cultivation level is no longer low. I can start with magical powers, and cooperate with the formation foundation that I have already laid down, and use Xiao Qiongfeng as a large magic weapon to slowly refine it!

Li Changshou has also planned the first destination of the "Xiao Qiongfeng Wandering Plan".

The backyard of Tushita Palace!

Of course I don’t dare to think too much about it…

The land near Tushita Palace, where beans are grown, is an excellent place to settle down.

However, this requires that his foundation in heaven be more solid, and only after he has accomplished great achievements can he ask for orders from His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

In fact, there is one more thing - Old Taoist Qi Yuan is still thinking about when he will go to heaven to work as a minor official and help his two apprentices pave the way to heaven in the future.

Li Changshou thought carefully and decided to let the master continue on this road, otherwise the master would really have nothing to pursue...

From now on, Poseidon Li Changgeng will be Poseidon Li Changgeng, and it has nothing to do with Li Changshou and his junior sister Ling'e going to heaven to work as minor officials.

This can also provide an extra layer of... cover...

etc!

Li Changgeng? !

A small flash of lightning suddenly flashed in Li Changshou's heart, because after the Golden Immortal Tribulation, a piece of information suddenly appeared in his past life memory that had become much clearer.

He calculated with his fingers, thought left and right, and finally couldn't help but stand up and walk back and forth in the underground secret room.

I'm on top!

What has he done before!

A thin old immortal dressed in white, with gray hair and a whisk in his hand, is the think tank of the Jade Emperor, and he has a mysterious aura...

Isn't this the Jade Emperor's messenger in the Journey to the West disaster, who shouted "Great Sage, Great Sage" and deceived Sun Wukong to go to heaven to be the butcher of Ma Wen? He is also the old errand boy in "Go and invite Tathagata Buddha"...

Taibaijinxing! ?

Taibai Venus Li Changgeng! ?

Li Changshou's feet softened, and he sat down in the armchair with a thud. He couldn't help but scratch his head and ears, and grinned again when he thought that he might appear in the story after becoming a god;

But then I thought about it, maybe it was just a coincidence, and the cause and effect of Taibai Venus was already too big...

what is this?

Did you dig a big hole for yourself and jump into it?

People teach you to use bad language.

…

"belch!"

On the border of Beiju Luzhou, somewhere in the forest, several figures were sitting in the forest, drinking heavily and eating meat. Each of them had a bloody mouth.

Among these figures, there was a middle-aged man with an elegant temperament. He had a pile of bark in front of him, eating with gusto, and even couldn't help but burp.

There is no way, since I have been eating tree bark for three years, I can't let go of this bite.

"Master Bao, you also want to try these good wines and meats brought by our brothers!"

"Hehehe," the leopard demon who had just transformed soon smiled proudly, "No, I am quite satisfied eating this and feel at ease.

Everyone, please eat quickly. We cannot delay the work that the king has given us. "

"Don't worry, Mr. Bao, as long as you don't say that it will definitely work out this time, we will be fine!"

The corners of the Black Panther Demon's mouth twitched. He still didn't believe in this evil.

Thought:

‘This time I will definitely succeed, expand the territory for the rhinoceros king, and occupy the top of the mountain! ’

So, half a month later...

"Prehistoric Express": At the junction of Beiju Luzhou and Dongsheng Shenzhou, there was an old rhinoceros demon in the fairyland who was annihilated by the forces of the three demon clans, and the territory was divided up.

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