My Senior Brother is Too Steady

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Chang Geng, God of the Four Seas

His Majesty the Jade Emperor:

The little god was ordered by His Majesty to observe maritime affairs and patrol the four seas, and he has gained something recently.

Now that the Dragon Clan has returned home for the first time, the number of people who yearn for the Heavenly Court is increasing day by day. However, the Dragon Clan's internal worries have not yet been resolved, and external dangers still exist. It is better not to rush things later, but to seek profits while maintaining stability.

The little god now has a plan to use. On the pretext of military training in heaven, he invites the Dragon Clan to send troops to suppress the monsters from all over the world.

This matter will benefit Heaven in three ways...]

"Um?"

Heavenly Court, Poseidon's Mansion, in the study.

Li Changshou, who was considering the memorial, suddenly stopped writing. He sensed that someone had broken into the formation outside Xiao Qiong Peak, and his mind immediately returned to the paper Taoist staying at Xiao Qiong Peak.

It was a mountain patrol disciple riding a white crane. He stopped in the air and looked at Xiao Qiong Peak, holding the mountain gate token in his hand.

Li Changshou's celestial consciousness swept across the celestial gate. He blinked first, then subconsciously tilted his head, and a small mushroom-like question mark slowly appeared on his forehead.

He understands everything...

No, this time, he didn’t understand the truth either!

Why did Niutou and Mamian come to Duxianmen?

Don’t think that you won’t recognize him when you take off his hood. His round belly is still there, and there is an obvious color difference on his neck. The unique fighting charm of the Wu clan is extremely difficult for others to imitate.

Could it be that Minotaur and Horse Face discovered something?

The disciple who was stepping on the white crane shouted: "Senior Brother Changshou is in the mountains? A friend is looking for you!"

Sure enough, he came to find himself...

At this moment, 'Li Changshou, a disciple of Yuanxian Realm of Duxian Sect', is sitting on the white clouds returning to Dongsheng Shenzhou from Nanfangbu Continent.

Master Wangqing was in charge of driving the clouds, and Master Jiang Lin'er took the reincarnated girl of Uncle Wanjiang Yu to listen to Ling'e playing the piano, accompanied by Qin Xuanya and Jiujiu.

Master Qi Yuan turned his back to them, relying on Li Changshou to meditate together...

Li Changshou thought in his heart that he couldn't expose his flaws.

The patrolling disciples who were riding white cranes walked around the lake and found that several thatched cottages were protected by formations, with wooden signs saying "Go out" hanging outside.

Fortunately, the mournful cries of the spirit beasts in the mountain made the mountain patrol disciple discover in time the Iron Tower Girl who was wrestling and playing with the spirit beasts in the circle of spirit beasts.

The disciple shivered, his Adam's apple trembled, and he flew over cautiously on the white crane.

In the spirit beast circle, Xiong Lingli knocked down a two-foot-tall black bear. Looking at the black bear's meaty paws, tears suddenly flowed into his stomach.

It can be killed!

When my cousin comes back, we can steam bear paws and eat them together!

This bear looks so strong and cute, but steaming it is a bit too wasteful, so it’s okay...

"Um, please..."

The mountain patrol disciple asked softly and politely: "Senior, is Senior Brother Changshou on the mountain?"

"Ah? Why am I a senior? How old am I!"

Only then did Xiong Lingli notice someone. He turned around and saw that his small head was full of curiosity.

The disciple patrolling the mountain was obviously stunned for a moment. He thought of the rumors within the sect and said hurriedly: "It turns out to be Senior Uncle Xiong. This disciple is looking for Senior Brother Changshou. There are two friends of Senior Brother Changshou outside the mountain gate."

Just as Xiong Lingli was about to speak, Li Changshou's voice fell deep in Xiong Lingli's heart.

Didn't my cousin go out?

Sure enough, Lord Poseidon is everywhere.

Xiong Lingli coughed and said word by word: "My cousin said he was not at home."

The mountain patrol disciple and Xiong Lingli faced each other and blinked in unison.

Xiong Lingli raised her big hand, which was stronger than a bear's paw, smashed the cherry's mouth hard, and stamped her feet anxiously.

"No, I mean, my cousin is not at home, he is out on something!

According to what my cousin said, I will be back in a few hours at most.

Anyway, you can just convey it to your cousin’s friends. "

"Okay, disciple, just do as you are told."

The mountain patrolling disciple did not dare to stay long and hurried away in a white crane. Xiong Lingli scratched his head in embarrassment.

I didn’t expect that someone as smart as her could be so stupid!

Li Changshou smiled and said: "It's okay, just pretend that nothing happened and just do your business."

Xiong Lingli immediately agreed obediently.

Now that his cultivation level is high and his fault tolerance rate has also increased dramatically, Li Changshou will not criticize Xiong Lingli for these small details.

Immortal consciousness followed him all the way and watched the mountain patrolling disciple return to the mountain gate to report, and then listened to Niu Tou and Ma Mian murmuring a few words...

The two brothers didn't know what they were doing. They just said that they were strolling near the gate of Duxian Gate and would come back to look for Li Changshou after half a day.

The old men guarding the mountain gate also noticed the extraordinary qualities of these two masters of the Wu clan, so they agreed very politely and reported the matter to Baifan Palace in a timely manner.

Naturally, he didn't recognize that this was the seducer from the underworld.

With the bull-headed and horse-faced face without a hood, he has the appearance of an ordinary young man from the Wu tribe.

There is a poem in ancient times praising:

The main body of the witch clan, the human clan has a little bit of intelligence, and the human witch can't take action, so An Neng can tell that I am a witch.

Li Changshou was not sure why these two masters of the Wu clan came directly to Duxianmen to look for him.

Could it be that the other party is hiding something secretly and has deep thoughts, and has already seen through his arrangement?

Shouldn't...

Alas, facing the Xiongzhai Divine Envoy and the Yinsi Witch Clan, they are really a bit weak and unable to use them.

Since he doesn’t understand, Li Changshou naturally wants to understand;

These are two middle-level bosses. Their combat power is several times higher than that of the ordinary Golden Immortal Ji Wuyou. They have touched their base and heels inexplicably. They must pay attention!

At the moment, Li Changshou observed carefully for a while.

The bull-headed horse-faced man moved around for two hours within a few thousand miles of Duxian Sect. When he encountered a spiritual beast that looked edible, he knocked it out and stuffed it into a sack-shaped storage magic weapon.

It seems that he is just hunting...

But judging from their movement trajectory, they have surveyed in detail several excellent terrains for attacking Duxianmen!

For a time, Li Changshou was even more confused.

As luck would have it, after hunting for two hours with an ox-headed and horse-faced horse, I returned to a dense forest in front of Duxianmen Mountain and sat down on a tree stump.

And among the tree roots more than ten feet below the two of them, Li Changshou's [Cartman] paper Taoist man maintained his wooden escape silently.

In other words, Li Changshou's true body is hidden here.

——The main body had been outside the mountain gate before, trying to study how the Zhi Taoist's strength could break through to the Half-Step Golden Immortal. The Zhi Taoist who took over his identity in the mountain was temporarily called out by his master Jiang Lin'er.

He has not completely given up on follow-up research. He still has a few not-so-daring ideas that he wants to try one by one.

Therefore, the main body has been hiding here, preparing to continue to engage in spiritual explosions when nothing happens.

Niutou Mamian sat on the tree stump, first counting one, two, three, four, five for a while, and then counting the ingredients obtained this time.

The cow head without a hood muttered: "Poseidon is so generous! This much meat is enough for us to eat for a while!"

"Lord Poseidon naturally has nothing to say. He speaks nicely and is polite to us. He doesn't have the airs of a heavenly minister at all."

"Well, it's so much better than the big useless monster who liked to look at people with his nose at the time of the Demon Tribe and Demon Court!"

Ma Mian sighed softly. Without the hood, he still looked a bit delicate.

I think back then, when Ma Mian was in the witch tribe, he was also a handsome young man from all over the country. Many witches wanted to knock him out and carry him back to the tent...

Ma Mian sighed: "It would be great if Poseidon could go to the underworld and bring the Sea of ​​Blood into his divine power."

"Is that sea of ​​blood a sea? That's a filthy spring!"

Niutou cursed angrily: "If you want to rule the blood sea, you can't be a sea god, you must be a dirty god!"

"Then it's the Sea God, or the God of the Sea."

Li Changshou:...

Let's just chat, why do we still use curse words?

He is now considered a Chunyang Taoist with considerable qualifications, why is he related to dirty things?

Then, Li Changshou heard an important message.

Niutou sighed: "Stop thinking nonsense. No one knows whether Patriarch Styx died cleanly or not. He might come out to swindle his corpse at some point. Let's not trick Poseidon."

Ma Mian also agreed, and the two brothers sat there and muttered again.

Soon, the two of them talked about the main purpose of their trip.

“Ma, what shall we say later?

We can't just say directly, we want to use the convenience of the underworld in exchange for a few jars of seasonings, right? "

"Ox, the key is the secret recipe of the seasoning."

"Isn't it too unorthodox to ask for a secret recipe? That should be Li Changshou's secret."

"this……"

The horse muttered for a while, but it was also difficult. He raised his hand to touch his mane out of habit, but found that he was not wearing a hood.

Niu Tou suddenly jumped up and shouted: "On the cloud in the south!

Look, that longevity guy! Are you back? "

"Let's go, remember to wear a hood and bray like a cow or a horse. Let's be shameless today and get some of that seasoning!"

"If that doesn't work, just give him some specialties from our underworld!"

At that moment, the Minotaur put on a hood and resumed his identity as a seducer. He made two 'moo' sounds and whispered '咴儿咴儿', trying to find a sense of identity.

A bloody cloud of smoke formed under their feet, lifting them up slowly into the sky. The speed in the air was a bit... touching.

Underground, above the clouds, in heaven, Anshui City;

Li Changshou's body and the paper Taoist were both holding their foreheads with one hand at this time.

Never would I have thought that the reason why the bull-headed and horse-faced people came to Duxian Sect was for...

BBQ Seasoning.

Li Changshou's paper Taoist on Xiaoqiong Peak suddenly became busy secretly;

He didn't dare to let the Bull-headed Horse-face stay in Duxianmen for a long time. Only by sending him away early could he feel at ease.

…

Two hours later, in front of the Poseidon's mansion in heaven;

Li Changshou's Poseidon Paper Taoist came out of the clouds, leisurely and leisurely, and seemed to be in a very comfortable mood.

Two teams of heavenly soldiers and generals immediately wanted to escort him forward. Li Changshou smiled and said: "Why do you need escorts when walking in the heavens? Everyone, rest for now. I will go to the Lingxiao Palace to see your majesty."

Those heavenly soldiers and generals quickly lowered their heads and said yes, watching the old god ride on the clouds and slowly walk towards the center of the heaven.

Li Changshou thought about what happened before in his heart, and still felt dumbfounded.

The beef head and horse noodles are indeed here to ask for seasoning.

The two seducers suddenly stopped the team that was "bringing uncle home". They immediately frightened Youqin Xuanya, Ling'e and the young girl who had brought them back. They thought they had encountered a sneak attack from the demon clan.

Fortunately, Jiang Lin'er, who was familiar with the world, quickly bowed forward and pointed out that the bull-headed and horse-faced generals from the underworld were the seductive generals of the underworld. He quickly asked the two generals why they came to save the immortal sect.

Niutou Mamian suddenly hesitated a little. It was difficult to speak in front of so many people, so he could only look at Li Changshou affectionately.

At that time, Ling'e keenly caught this look and exclaimed in her heart, "Isn't it possible?"

Then he raised his hands to cover his eyes, deeply impressed by his imagination.

After the last Bidong incident, Ling'e finally figured it out——

Senior brother likes women, but the woman he likes must be stable enough and not cause too much trouble for senior brother.

Not to mention that the bull-headed horse-faced man was vague and could not explain clearly, but Li Changshou took the initiative and said with a smile: "How are you two brothers?"

The bull-headed horse-faced man nodded heavily.

Li Changshou said to Master Wangqing: "Uncle, this is my disciple's old friend.

He also asked his uncle and ancestors to take everyone back to the mountain, and the disciples would come back after talking to them for a while. "

"Shan," Master Wangqing didn't ask any more questions, and led a group of people towards the mountain gate in the clouds.

These fairies, quasi-fairies, great fairies, and mortal girls on the cloud looked at Li Changshou with more or less surprise.

The old Taoist Qi Yuan was concentrating on meditating and practicing, and he didn’t know what was going on from beginning to end...

When Li Changshou personally handed the two jars of seasoning to Niutou Horse Noodles, he said:

"If you run out, you can go to Lord Poseidon and let him know. I will make some seasonings later and put them at Lord Poseidon's place."

At that time, the moving eyes of the bull-headed horse-faced...

I almost got Li Changshou, the ‘cow and horse man’, to become a sworn sworn brother!

The two witches were also quite interesting when they left. One shouted to Li Changshou to go to the underworld for a walk when he had time, and the other shouted to wish Li Changshou a speedy immortality and that his life and death would be unknown.

Li Changshou could only wave his hands with a smile and send them on their way quickly.

After returning to the mountain, it was inevitable that he would be interrogated by three members of Xiao Qiongfeng's foodie group, who would ask him how he could become brothers with the masters from the underworld.

Fortunately, Li Changshou went to the underworld twice, once with Jiang Lin'er present and once with him while drinking wine. It was not troublesome to explain and he passed the test very easily.

Then, on Xiaoqiong Peak, everyone began to discuss important matters that had not yet been decided on the road——

Who will accept the reincarnation of Uncle Wanjiang Yu as his disciple?

Jiang Lin'er originally wanted to accept more disciples, but he realized that his cultivation level was not too high; Master Wangqing also volunteered that he could accept ten disciples.

The Taoist couple were discussing this matter, mainly because Jiang Lin'er was hesitant...

Li Changshou didn't interfere too much. He meditated quietly in the corner and did some other small things.

The main contents of small things include:

Draw up a schedule, contact the Dragon Clan, determine the Dragon Clan's intentions, and let the Dragon Clan explore the gathering place of the deep sea demon clan first...

etc.

Li Changshou had finished writing the memorial, but Jiang Lin'er was still hesitating;

He continued to be busy and asked the paper Taoist resident in heaven to ride on the clouds towards the Lingxiao Palace.

The main content of the memorial is to ask His Majesty the Jade Emperor to send troops to join forces with the Dragon Clan to clear out the deep-sea monsters within the five continents and prune the branches of the Western Sect.

This step is of great significance.

It can not only deepen the connection between Heaven and the Dragon Clan, but also make the Dragon Clan feel closer to Heaven;

Li Changshou and the Dragon Clan had negotiated terms in advance. Heaven would select a general as the main general, and the Dragon Clan's troops would coordinate with the Heaven's troops and horses, thus establishing a master-slave relationship initially.

By the way, we will weaken the peripheral forces of Western religions, take the initiative to counterattack Western religions, and end the situation of being passively beaten...

It is indeed of extraordinary significance.

After entering the Lingxiao Palace, Li Changshou presented a memorial table and stood in front of and behind Dongmu Gong.

The Jade Emperor, dressed in white brocade, sat on the throne on a high platform. After reading the table, his eyes flashed with light. He patted the desk and laughed loudly:

"Chang Geng loves Qing, what a clever plan! Do this immediately! How many troops and horses do you need to love Qing? Five hundred thousand is enough!"

"Your Majesty," Li Changshou said hurriedly, "Heavenly Court's current strength is not strong, with half a million troops and horses at every turn, and the attrition will inevitably be uncontrollable.

It would be better to use one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers as the standard, to recruit the best from heaven, and use the method of sowing beans to form an army, supplemented by battle formations and precious armor, which can be enough to defeat hundreds of thousands of troops! "

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The Jade Emperor immediately put his hands on his hands and laughed, "Chang Geng loves you, what I appreciate most is that you must consider everything carefully.

Mu Gong, take the Tiger Talisman and mobilize troops for Chang Geng! "

Duke Dongmu immediately accepted the order: "I obey the order!"

"Your Majesty," Li Changshou said again, "I can provide advice and serve as a military advisor, but I cannot lead the general. Your Majesty, please appoint a trustworthy and capable general to lead the army on the expedition.

This should be the first time that Heavenly Court goes out to show its power, and it is necessary to establish the reputation of Heavenly Court. The general should think carefully about it. "

"It's rare that my beloved is so caring!"

The Jade Emperor groaned a few times, and Dongmu Gong swayed beside him, raising his chest but not daring to raise his head, trying hard to express his presence.

Li Changshou was actually hinting at this...

He didn't want to take all the credit, he was only responsible for giving advice and mediating, and left the matter of fighting and killing to Duke Dongmu to lead his troops.

However, what Li Changshou and Dong Mu Gong did not expect was...

"Speaking of leading generals, I do have a suitable candidate," the Jade Emperor winked at Li Changshou and said with a smile, "Dongmu Gong?"

Duke Dongmu suppressed the excitement in his heart, stepped forward to take orders, and shouted: "Old minister is here!"

"Go and summon Jin Tungsten Huntian General Hua Ritian. He will be the commander this time."

Well……

Li Changshou chuckled in his heart, it turned out that the Jade Emperor wanted to conquer the land himself.

It’s not surprising that his heart is warm.

It’s just hard on Mugong, I’m afraid I’ll have to worry about gains and losses for a while.