My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"Hey, be gentle... Fellow Taoist, be gentle."

On the fairy mountain suspended in the corner of Daze, two figures were tiptoeing and sneaking towards the top of the mountain.

The burly man in front had already taken off his raincoat. His shorts and long trousers were quite 'simple', but he exuded majesty inadvertently, and no one dared to look down upon him.

This is a big shot with a hint of Hongmeng Purple Qi!

Behind the strong man, Li Changshou's old immortal leather Taoist man followed slowly and had already prepared gifts for Dayu.

When Dongmu Gong prepared the gift, he naturally prepared eight. No matter how poor the Heavenly Court was at this time, it still needed respect. It was impossible for the Poseidon to bring one gift to pay homage to the eight human sages.

That is, the current situation far exceeds Li Changshou's expectations...

He really wanted to ask Senior Dayu:

Why bother?

Why do you have to drag him to your house to sit there?

Everyone understands this kind of thing tacitly and smiles slightly, and the past is over, so why bother to show off...

After passing several lofts in fear, Li Changshou followed Emperor Dayu into several layers of formations. When they arrived at a mountaintop villa, they both breathed a sigh of relief.

They looked at each other and laughed heartily twice, pretending that nothing had happened.

"Please!" Dayu raised his hands and gestures to show his domineering emperor. With a wave of his hand, he said: "This is a humble and humble house. Don't despise it. Today you and I are sharing the same adversity, so we should be close friends!"

Li Changshou:...

This is, you want to shut yourself up?

Li Changshou suddenly laughed bitterly. Even if he jumped out and shouted to people that Emperor Yu of the human race was afraid of his hen and was scolded and cried by his wife Tushan every day, no one would believe it, right?

And compared to the gossip of Emperor Dayu, the human Qi practitioners care more about Xuan, Ke, and how to live forever!

"Senior, don't worry," Li Changshou said in a low voice, "This junior has seen and heard nothing during this trip. I only know that senior has great supernatural powers and loves his wife and spouse. He is really a model for men of our generation!"

Dayu immediately narrowed his eyes and smiled, sighing: "Afraid is just afraid, there is no need to be so tactful.

I owe her this, as it should be. "

After saying this, Dayu put down the fishing rod and fish basket, hung the raincoat aside, and asked Li Changshou to wait at the stone table under the tree.

"Don't be restrained. There are no rules in this small courtyard."

"Thank you for your hospitality, senior," Li Changshou bowed his hands and sat on a wooden chair aside, waiting for Emperor Dayu to drink tea with him.

Being able to establish a good relationship with Emperor Dayu would be of great benefit to Li Changshou.

By the way, Li Changshou began to look at the piles of debris in this small courtyard.

In a corner, there is a stone tablet leaning against it. Next to the stone tablet is a rusty iron stick and a stone ax beside it.

Li Changshou wasn't very interested at first, he just saw it by chance, but just because he took one more look, he couldn't look away...

What a rich power of merit!

In fact, any one of them is several times the incense merit accumulated by me at this time!

And it’s pure heavenly merit.

Could it be that this is Emperor Yu's acquired meritorious treasure, the mountain-building suit he used when controlling floods?

Just throw it into a corner and collect dust?

"Um?"

Dayu, who had changed into a robe, came from the house, followed Li Changshou's line of sight, and immediately smiled.

He opened his hand to take a shot, and the iron rod was in Dayu's hand, and Dayu carried it forward.

"Here!" Dayu laughed loudly, "For sealing purposes.

This object is the ruler I used to measure the water level. It is of no great use, but it can be big or small. It is sturdy and not easy to be destroyed. It has some merit.

It's also a good idea to put this thing at home to prop up roof beams and tents. "

Li Changshou:...

Ding, Dinghai Shenzhen?

What does he do with this thing?

I am a majestic god of the sea, so I can't use the appearance of this old god to fight with others with a stick, right?

Is it possible that I took this thing, extracted the merits from it, refined it, engraved it with the words "Ruyi Golden Cudgel", sent it to the Dragon Palace as a decoration, and gave it to someone for who knows how many tens of thousands of years. Can the monkey pop out later?

Moreover, most of the disasters in Journey to the West were caused by the calculations of saints and the disputes between great religions. He really didn’t dare to touch the Dinghai Shenzhen!

It is true that he is short of treasures now, but he does not want to take every treasure;

Li Changshou would never accept such a thing with great cause and effect.

"No way, no way, how can this junior accept such a heavy gift!"

"Hahaha!" Dayu said with a smile, "Don't be sarcastic with me. When I came to Huoyun Cave, I left everything I could for my fellow clansmen and only brought these few treasures with merit.

Now I can be considered successful in cultivating Taoism, but my merits are not of much use to me.

Take it!

Why, do you still want my mountain axe? That is my weapon, and the treasures used for killing cannot be given away indiscriminately.

What's more, these iron rods and mountain-cutting axes were both gifts from the elder Taishang Laojun back then. It is also a fate to give them back to others to teach disciples today. "

Why isn't this stick a killing treasure?

Where are you looking down on the monkey?

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Senior, this junior is here on behalf of the Jade Emperor, so it is inconvenient to accept the treasure given by senior."

"Hey, there are no human emperors or heavenly ministers here." Dayu threw the rusty iron rod in front of Li Changshou, "Take it if you like it. If you dislike it, don't take it."

After speaking, Dayu looked at Li Changshou with a smile.

It seems that if this hush money is not collected, this matter will not be over today...

But I take this iron rod seriously...

"Senior, can you change it to another one?"

Li Changshou changed his mind and suddenly had a way to deal with it.

When Dayu heard Li Changshou's question, he was really stunned for a moment, looked down at the iron rod in his hand, and wondered: "What else can I say about this thing?"

Li Changshou said: "Senior, you want to give the junior a gift. The junior should not refuse, but it must not be a treasure refined by Lao Jun.

When the younger generation went to Tushita Palace to pay homage to Laojun, Laojun gave him alchemy instead of treasures.

If Laojun sees this, he will definitely think that this junior is dissatisfied..."

Although this reason is far-fetched, it still manages to come true.

Dayu thought for a while and put the iron rod aside, feeling a little confused.

Then, Dayu slapped his thigh and said, "Why did you forget this treasure? You are the God of the Sea, so this thing should be of great benefit to you! Wait, I will go inside and look for it!"

Li Changshou agreed with a smile, his heart twitching.

When Emperor Dayu hurried to the main room, Li Changshou also looked at the iron rod at his feet.

He raised his hand to hold the iron rod, but felt that it was quite heavy.

Fortunately, the immortal power in this paper Taoist's body is pure golden immortal power. Before becoming a golden immortal, Li Changshou's paper Taoist would probably have to use all his strength to pick up this thing.

Lifting the iron rod and wiping off some rust, he saw that there were dense measurements carved on it, and Li Changshou had some enlightenment in his heart.

The reason why this stick hasn't gone to the East China Sea yet is because it hasn't turned into a Ruyi Golden Cudgel yet.

Such a strong power of merit...

It is impossible for Li Changshou to say that he is not greedy.

And he also thought that as long as he took this thing away, extracted the merits, refined it, put it in the East China Sea, and asked the East China Sea Dragon Palace to take care of it, he would actually fulfill the destiny of this thing.

However, in line with the principle of not involving cause and effect, Li Changshou gave up such thoughts.

Keep a steady hand and it's better not to take it.

At that moment, Li Changshou stood up and put the iron rod back in the corner.

The ground of the small courtyard is also wrapped in a large formation, otherwise it would not be able to bear the weight of the iron rod.

Li Changshou looked at the rusty mountain ax and the almost blurry merit monument, and softly admired in his heart:

In the past, he controlled floods and became the emperor of the people. He established the Nine Provinces and established the national outline.

Now he and his wife have gone into seclusion together, and their armor has become rusty and their achievements have been hidden.

Such sages of the human race are indeed worthy of praise.

After comparing poems with Taoist Lu Ya before, my poetry power has also greatly improved!

"Come, take a look at this thing!"

Dayu shouted angrily, holding a scroll and slowly opening it, blowing hard, causing dust to fly from it.

"This is the earthly hydrology and river map of Nanzhou. It is different from the innate treasure river map and Luo Shu. It records the water veins of the earth that I drew when I was controlling floods.

The hydrology in many areas is quite complex. Heavenly Court does not know much about Nanfangbu Continent yet, so I will give this to you today, and it may benefit the common people in the future.

This thing only needs a little refining to be used for body protection. "

While speaking, Dayu pushed it with both hands, and the scroll slowly unfolded, with aqua-blue brilliance pouring out from it, and light ripples emitting from it.

There are images of surging rivers on it, and you can hear the roaring sound of water!

This is……

The ultimate treasure of acquired merit!

Li Changshou raised his hands. The treasure map was quite spiritual. It rolled up in front of Li Changshou and fell into his hands.

The body in the Immortal Sect in Dongzhou suddenly had something strange. The Yuan Shen felt the joy coming from the treasure map, and the Poseidon divine power treasure weapon Runtu Fork, cough, and the three-pointed steel fork next to the Yuan Shen also made a light sound. A slight tremor.

"Thank you, senior, for the treasure!"

Li Changshou bowed to Dayu, and Dayu finally felt relieved.

"Come, drink tea, rest here for half a day, and I will take you to meet the seniors!"

So Dayu and Li Changshou sat drinking tea and chatting about the current situation of the human race.

Li Changshou took out the gift from Heaven to Emperor Dayu. Inside was a brocade box. Inside the brocade box were three large flat peaches, a book, two finely crafted phoenix hairpins, and several other items in his hands. Objects to play with.

The flat peach is born from the innate spiritual roots, so the value of this gift is guaranteed.

And seeing that Dayu also liked those few playthings, this gift was naturally considered complete.

At that moment, Dayu held the two jade pills in his palms and gently rolled them up. Wisps of strange immortal power from them penetrated into Emperor Dayu's palms, making Dayu's face feel quite comfortable.

"Can you prepare gifts for all the seniors?"

"Ready," Li Changshou agreed with a smile.

Dayu said: "You are here today. Senior Fuxi has already divined and figured out why you are here.

In fact, advocating worship of heaven and earth among the human race does not require the consent of those of us who are no longer in the position of human emperor.

Alas, Nanfanbuzhou has been without a common leader for a long time now. All parties are in chaos and there are many kingdoms. The order I established back then has long since disappeared.

Although the human race is prosperous, many human races are suffering from wars. If the Emperor of Heaven can intervene by worshiping the heaven and earth, and the Nanfang tribe can be reunited as soon as possible, the human race can also be in peace. "

Li Changshou's heart moved.

Could it be that the rise of the Shang State originated from today, from heaven and earth?

Uh, you came to find the treasured copper coins yourself, and by the way, you also participated in the calamity of the world and the major events of the human race?

Could it be that he has become the tool of Master Tiandao, pushing some things forward in the direction of Tiandao's deduction?

If you don't become a saint, you will never be able to transcend this place. A large part of the dangers of the ancient world may also be here.

Li Changshou had these emotions in his heart, and did not delay his chat with Dayu. The two of them had a good time.

Dayu was very knowledgeable and well-informed. He was involved in all aspects of spiritual practice. He also had a magnanimity that was rare for ordinary Qi masters. From time to time, a simple word would make Li Changshou understand a lot in his heart.

What they talked about most was naturally the human race.

Just as the two were chatting happily, Dayu suddenly stopped talking, stood up nervously, and gestured to Li Changshou repeatedly.

"Quick, hide!"

Li Changshou blinked, and a beautiful woman walked towards the courtyard gate.

She was born with natural beauty and fragrant skin, and her skin was as beautiful as frost and snow. Even if she was only wearing a long dress and simple hair, she was still so young and elegant.

Just the expression...a little cold.

Tu Shanshi?

Judging from Emperor Dayu's tense state, it must be so.

She came with a tray, which contained several steaming exquisite dishes, a jug of fine wine, and two wine glasses.

Tushan arranged these things without saying a word. Li Changshou bowed beside him and said, "Thank you, senior."

"Yes," she finally agreed, but without even looking at Dayu, she walked away with the tray in hand.

Dayu smiled awkwardly, and when Tu Shan left, he breathed a long sigh of relief.

Li Changshou said in a low voice: "Senior, this junior should not interfere with senior's family affairs, but today after accepting the treasure given by senior, junior always wants to do something to help senior.

Madam, this is..."

"We had a quarrel," Dayu sat back on the chair, looked at the side dishes, carefully picked up a piece of spirit fish meat, put it in his mouth and chewed it carefully, "I don't know what happened to the quarrel all the time."

Li Changshou said: "Emotions are like this. Why don't I explain it in detail? Even if the junior can't come up with an idea, I can still help the senior to feel relieved."

"You understand this?"

Li Changshou nodded with a smile, "Yue Lao, the junior's brother."

"Oh?" Dayu's eyes lit up, he thought about it, and then detailed the trivial things in his daily life.

At this time, Dayu was not a human emperor, but just a man who couldn't understand what his wife was thinking in her heart.

After a while, Li Changshou understood what was going on.

"Senior, please come here," Li Changshou said, "I have a method, a strategy, and a formula that may be of some help to seniors."

"Seriously?" Dayu's eyes lit up and he moved forward.

Li Changshou considered his words and began to speak slowly, saying "such and such, such and such", which soon made Dayu's face suddenly appear, and he fell into deep thought again.

Two hours later, in an attic.

Dayu, who had changed into a golden armor, came slowly to the attic window sill and looked at the beautiful figure dressing up in the mirror.

"lady……"

"Thirteen Strategies to Coax Your Wife" (written by Heavenly Court Poseidon, recommended to be used in conjunction with "The Book of Love Talks to Coax Your Wife") The second strategy:

[You are so beautiful, I was wrong, what principles can there be in trivial matters.

Don't argue with reason. If you talk a lot about love, watch your words and hugs first. 】

Dayu said warmly: "Throughout my life, my wife is still the most beautiful. Even if it costs a few hundred yuan, I still won't get tired of looking at her."

"Humph!" The woman who was combing her hair paused and glanced at her husband behind her in the mirror.

"Madam, I did not do something right before. I had a dispute with my wife over a trivial matter... I really did something wrong."

The woman combing her hair had red eyes and whispered: "You are the former emperor, why do you have to admit your mistake to a woman like me?"

"Is there anyone who is not a human emperor at home? I am the only one who is a wife in need."

Dayu sighed softly, took two steps forward, raised his hand tentatively, and held his wife's shoulders, "Madam, I couldn't let go of such arrogance before..."

"What are you doing today..."

"Madam, it is my great fortune to meet you in this life, and it is the happiest thing in my life to be able to stay with you here.

In the long years to come, I just want to stay with you. If I have any debt before, I will spend the rest of my life making up with you.

Madam, don't be angry. "

"Husband, there is something wrong with me too."

"Madam, you are so beautiful..."

In the attic, two figures slowly embraced each other and whispered warm words.

Li Changshou, who was waiting at the foot of the mountain, shook his fly whisk, silently withdrew his immortal consciousness, looked at the vast mist, and waited quietly.

Generally speaking, the creatures in the ancient world are relatively simple, and the difficulty of coaxing a good partner is much lower than in the previous life...

but……

They agreed to go together to meet the big boss Fu Xi, but Senior Dayu seemed to have forgotten about it, and all the formations were activated!

Forget it, it’s not easy for Senior Dayu either, let’s wait.