My Senior Brother is Too Steady

On the bank of the Tianhe River, the naval forces were practicing formations on the Tianhe River, and the two deputy commanders were supervising the troops on the side.

"Brother Yi, tell me, when can we lead our troops to the lands of their demon tribe and take advantage of them?"

Because the Tianhe navy is under the control of the Water God, the Water God usually pays no attention to this matter, and the power is actually in the hands of several deputy commanders.

Bian Zhuang was holding a piece of spiritual grass in his mouth, lying on the gentle slope covered with green grass by the river, with his hands behind his head, his handsome face showing a bit of laziness, and he asked such questions casually.

Ao Yi, who was meditating beside him, replied casually without opening his eyes:

"Half a month ago, the Tongming Palace held a meeting. The leader and Mugong had decided on the delaying technique. If the demon clan is not brought down, you and I should have no chance to take action."

"That's it...huh..."

Bian Zhuang exhaled comfortably, with a slightly 'rippling' smile on his lips, and whispered:

"What is heaven? Today, we have finally learned a lot about it.

It is said that more than a dozen red ropes have been tied to the Marriage Palace. There was a clay figurine from the Celestial Realm demon clan that exploded the day before yesterday. Maybe he was killed by his love rival, the Demon King.

It's a pity that the Marriage Palace can't interfere with the marriage of Immortal Immortal, otherwise what would the demon clan have to fear? Just a few red strings and you're done.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, the Lord in charge of the morning glow and sunset went even further. He directly wrote the demon-challenging message on the cloud and showed it to all the demon clan. I don’t know whether most of the demon clan can read or not.

What’s the most amazing thing, Brother B, do you know? "

"I don't know," Ao Yi responded lightly, showing no interest in chatting.

"Hahaha! It was the Ministry of Plague that made the demon soldiers run around with their bellies in their arms, and they were splashed with dirt when they went to the toilet!

The border of Beizhou is now lively and fragrant, hahaha! "

Ao Yi first smiled helplessly when he heard this, then shook his head and sighed: "Heavenly Court uses the power of various ministries to consume the strength of the demon clan, which no one has ever thought of before.

I don’t know if doing this will affect the fortune of heaven. "

"Don't worry, how could Lord Water God and Mu Gong not think of the problems we can think of?"

Bian Zhuang smiled and said: "There are already priests who are always monitoring the changes in the way of heaven. According to them, not only will this move have no impact, but because the righteous gods of the heaven frequently exercise their powers, it has slightly deepened the influence of the heaven on the operation of the way of heaven.

Seriously, I admire my water god and your leader more and more. "

"Yes," Ao Yi's smile suddenly became more sincere.

There is a kind of...

"As long as you play the water god, we are good brothers".

At this time, a white cloud floated from a distance. Bian Zhuang looked up, trembled immediately, and stood up quickly.

"Ah! Why are Lord Water God and Yue Lao here!"

Ao Yi, on the other hand, was quite calm. He had already caught the two figures through his immortal consciousness. He calmly waited for a while before standing up to greet Bian Zhuang and shouting in unison with Bian Zhuang:

"Meet the Water God!"

Above the Tianhe River, all the heavenly soldiers and generals also stopped what they were doing and saluted the two old gods above the clouds.

Li Changshou waved his hand, indicating that everything was normal, and led Yuelao directly to Bian Zhuang and Ao Yi.

"Look, Yue Lao," Li Changshou said with a smile, "the expert on this matter is not here."

Yuelao followed Li Changshou's right hand and saw Bian Zhuang's figure. He frowned and whispered:

"Water God, although Deputy Commander Bian Zhuang has a bit of a dissolute temperament and the red rope changes at most three times a day, he has nothing to do with the red rope that he can really hold on to..."

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Except for Deputy Commander Bian Zhuang, there are not many talents in heaven who can change the red rope at will. Yue Lao, you will just make do with it."

"This is fine too."

Yue Lao sighed, somewhat unwillingly.

Bian Zhuang, who was bowing his head, couldn't help but burst into tears. Although he felt that he had been offended in person, he felt excited in his heart.

I have been in heaven for so long, and finally I can connect with Yue Lao!

"Vice Commander Bian Zhuang," Yue Lao took out a blank scroll and a fairy pen, showing a faint smile, "I want to ask the deputy commander a few questions, and I hope the deputy commander can answer truthfully according to his own wishes.

Suppose, well, Deputy Commander Bian falls in love with a beautiful woman, but this woman is married, and her husband is at the same level as the Deputy Commander... How should the Deputy Commander poach people? ? "

"Well," Bian Zhuang frowned, "can we do this?"

Li Changshou smiled and said: "It's just that if Vice Commander Bian has a good character and behaves appropriately, he will not do such a thing.

This was for the sake of official affairs of the Heavenly Court, and also because in the plan to disrupt the demon clan, many demon kings were too immature, and the red rope was already firmly held, but they did not dare to speak.

I just thought that if I could give them a way to poach them, it would speed up the civil strife in their demon clan.

Deputy Commander Bian has a long way to go, and he still hopes to give him all his money. "

After hearing these heartfelt words from Lord Water God, Bian Zhuang straightened his waist gradually, and his whole body exuded a kind of holy brilliance. He looked at mission in the left eye and responsibility in the right eye, and said seriously:

"Yue Lao, wait a moment, let me collect my thoughts!"

"good!"

Yue Lao picked up his pen and concentrated on it, waiting quietly.

Li Changshou narrowed his eyes with a smile, turned around and admired the scenery of the Tianhe River, watching the water of the Tianhe River rushing on the clouds, thinking about what it must have been like when the mountains fell and the water of the Tianhe River poured into the sky...

"Brother, the leader," Ao Yi came over from the side and asked, "Are there any hidden dangers in using the divine power of heaven in this way?"

"Huh?" Li Changshou smiled, "If it were normal days, Yue Lao would be backlashed by the power of heaven if he pulled the red rope carelessly, but this is an extraordinary period.

In the name of the Queen Mother, the order was issued to only target the demon clan who issued a proclamation against the heaven. Not only would Yue Lao not be punished by heaven, but the more he did and disturbed the demon clan, the more merit rewards he would receive.

This is the great meaning and the meaning of forms and rules.

By issuing this message, the demon clan has entered a strange circle of fighting against the law of heaven. It is destined to be defeated, but the method is ours to choose. "

Ao Yi had a look of surprise on his face. He thought about it carefully and asked after a while: "Isn't the demon clan looking for death?"

Li Changshou stood with his hands behind his back and said slowly:

"It's not that the demon clan is seeking death, but that the demon king who occupies a higher position among the demon clan, or that Taoist Lu Ya, wants to take this opportunity to wash away most of the remaining power of the demon clan, thus reducing their own power. threatened.

The Heavenly Court is now about to prosper. The strength of the human race is scattered among the major immortal sects, and is controlled by Taoist sects. The remaining demon clan of the ancient Demon Court is a serious concern of His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

The demon clan does not take this path at this time. A hundred years later, or three hundred years later, when the heavenly soldiers are abundant and the masters begin to take shape, the demon clan will also be wiped out.

Being able to make the decision to issue a proclamation at this time proves that there are indeed experts among the demon clan who can see the general trend of the world and should not be underestimated. "

Ao Yi thought for a while, gradually digesting these words, and was about to continue asking...

"cough!"

Bian Zhuang clasped his hands in his fists, his eyes full of confidence, "Yue Lao, please feel free to ask questions, I will be ready."

"Then please tell me, Deputy Commander Bian, if you were a demon king and fell in love with the wife of another demon king, how would you get to know her?"

"Of course I have to visit his cave a few times first to make friends with this demon king and show off my demeanor;

When the time is right, you should find a way to get rid of this demon king, meet with his wife alone, enhance the atmosphere, speak softly, and so on, slowly observe the reaction of the wife. "

The corner of Yue Lao's mouth twitched as he wrote all this down.

Yue Lao asked again: "What kind of gentle words are there? Can Deputy Commander Bian teach you a few words?"

Bian Zhuang blushed a little, but quickly calmed down and regained his sense of mission and responsibility.

"This is actually a bit shameful. Poaching someone else's corner is ultimately wrong.

I just... I have a friend who is a senior in this field. I heard him talk about it in detail. Generally speaking, he uses some rhetoric. The more powerful ones will have a progressive process, such as this:

Uh-huh!

[Madam, I know this is wrong and goes against common sense, but I just can’t hide my admiration for you.

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and looking at you, I feel like I am above the moon palace.

Can I meet you a few more times? Even if it's just talking like this.

Madam, I will only lend you your life for one night. 】

Such..."

Beside them, Ao Yi and Li Changshou had black lines hanging on their foreheads, but Yue Lao recorded these words seriously.

Bian Zhuang continued to talk, make friends out of nothing, and provide different strategies.

The person next to him and the dragon turned around in tacit agreement.

Li Changshou took a porcelain vase and handed it to Ao Yi, then made a motion of cutting Ao Yi's neck.

Ao Yi nodded to express his understanding, put the porcelain bottle away calmly, and a little bit unbearably, said in a voice:

"Brother the leader, after all, we asked him to say it. Isn't it inappropriate to give him a beating directly?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Bian Zhuang said a few words from behind:

"If your deeds are exposed, you can still argue shamelessly and shout at the demon king who came to catch the traitor -

What you lost was just your dignity and face as a male demon, but what your wife lost was her true destiny marriage!

This way you can almost live forever. "

Ao Yi silently took out his sword, his slender eyes exuding a fierce light. Li Changshou quickly stopped him.

A talent like Second Senior Brother may be of great use in the future, but he cannot be castrated just now.

Bian Zhuang, who was developing new ideas on the side, shivered inexplicably, but at this time, his sense of mission and honor was a little high, so he didn't pay much attention and continued to talk to Yue Lao.

…

The Beizhou Monster Clan doesn’t know how long it can last.

In the six months after Lu Ya sent out his appeal to heaven, Li Changshou had been busy in the heavenly court. When the various ministries in the heavenly court were on track and the recruitment of heavenly soldiers and the selection of heavenly generals returned to normal, he gradually withdrew.

He arranged a few paper Taoists to monitor various situations underground in Beizhou, and also checked and accepted the "achievements" of the immortals and gods in heaven.

In the first half year, the Marriage Palace achieved the most fruitful results.

Hold the red string for the single demon king to kill his fighting spirit and make him miss you;

Holding the red rope for the demon king and his wife led to dozens of pairs of fights, and more than a dozen young demon kings were killed or injured.

In addition to the Marriage Palace, the second most successful one is the Thunder Punishment Palace, followed by the Divine Power Palace and the Divine Toilet Palace.

At the border of Beizhou, the four seasons are abnormal, the place where monsters gather is barren of grass, and the spiritual energy is gradually becoming turbid;

The sky is thundering, the sky is rolling, and in the sunset in the west, there are often words such as 'the demon clan will perish', 'the demon clan is unjust', 'any unjust behavior will lead to self-destruction', 'fighting with heaven will lead to death' and other words, which makes people feel The demon clan is under great pressure.

At this time, the little demon with low cultivation level has lost much morale, and other creatures are retreating far away...

In the miasma of Beizhou, witch hunters often appear;

To the south, all the immortal sects in the northern part of Zhongshen Continent have joined forces to block the border, so that the demon clan does not dare to set foot in Zhongshen Continent.

Fortunately, there are demon forces in other borders, which continuously provide backup for the demon army in Beizhou, allowing them to continue to carry on.

In just half a year, many cracks had appeared within the demon clan, but they were all suppressed by the group of ancient demons.

Li Changshou has never caught any trace of Taoist Lu Ya. After monitoring for half a year, he has not heard of any strategist from the demon tribe. This makes Li Changshou a little puzzled.

Did Lu Ya come up with this trick on his own?

It doesn't always feel like it.

On Xiaoqiong Peak, Li Changshou withdrew most of his concentration. He meditated quietly in the bamboo forest and opened his eyes.

Glancing at the bustling chess and card room, Li Changshou couldn't help but laugh.

It’s a rare occasion when everyone is together. Ling’e and Youqin Xuanya, who have just left seclusion, are also drinking tea, chatting, and playing chess in the chess and card room. Master Jiang Liner is having a fierce battle with Master Jiujiu and Uncle Jiuyu Poetry. .

Li Changshou rode the clouds to the spirit beast circle, observed Xiong Lingli who was in retreat, called Ling'e and Youqin Xuanya out of the attic, and also revealed some heavenly affairs to Ling'e.

"Brother!"

"Senior Brother Changshou."

With two soft calls, Ling'e and Youqin Xuanya flew up in the clouds at the same time, their clothes were fluttering and beautiful, but each had its own charm.

Ling'e is like a piece of pure and flawless white jade, with delicate flowing hair, a pure white tube top, a light green silk gown embroidered with orchids, and a light white waist-length skirt that looks like a gauze. , the beauty of her figure is far from being summed up by an exquisite figure.

Youqin Xuanya was wearing her favorite ice blue dress, her long hair was tied into a ponytail, and her snow-white swan neck complemented her almost perfect lines, but such a figure could not cover up her beautiful face.

Although Li Changshou can sum it up in one word...

Just eye candy and that's it.

Li Changshou arranged a barrier around the three of them, looked at the sensing stones on their bodies, and the isolating mind-detecting jade talisman carried by the two junior sisters, and said straight to the point:

"Xuan Ya, how far are you from the Heavenly Immortal Realm?"

Xuanya?

Ling'e blinked, when did Senior Brother become so familiar with Senior Sister Youqin?

Youqin Xuanya said: "It will take more than ten years of seclusion at the earliest...Senior Brother Changshou, is my cultivation progress too slow?"

"Cultivation is not about speed, you have worked very hard," Li Changshou said warmly, took out two bottles of elixirs from his arms, and handed them to Youqin Xuanya with his immortal power.

"This is a pill that enhances cultivation and increases the connection between a Qi Refiner and the Dao. You can only take one pill every ten years. Don't be impatient and practice step by step. You can achieve as many breakthroughs as you can with this pill."

Li Changshou warned with some worry, and then asked: "Have you two heard about the upcoming war between the demon clan and the heaven?"

"I've heard of it," Ling'e said, "Many uncles and uncles in the sect are talking about this. Feng Yushu often hears about this."

Youqin Xuanya said: "But Heaven needs manpower?"

"That's right, but don't rush it for a while," Li Changshou said, "Now Heavenly Court is at the stage of gaining momentum. I want to train you, Xuanya, into a respected Heavenly Court hero, so I need you to have the support of Celestial Realm cultivation.

Nowadays, most of the heavenly soldiers and generals are men, but in terms of the strength of Qi Refiners, both men and women are balanced.

It would be of great benefit to Heaven if there could be a heroic and heroic female general who was not inferior to men. "

Youqin Xuanya pursed her lips when she heard this, clasped her fists and lowered her head, and said firmly: "Xuanya will not let senior brother down!"

"Um!"

It’s up to you to improve the leadership of prehistoric female Qigong practitioners!

Of course, this cannot be said.

Li Changshou asked again: "Ling'e, how are you preparing for the training?"

"This... is not twelve years later... Hehe, senior brother, you are really willing to let people face this cold wilderness."

Li Changshou nodded: "Yes, I am willing to give up, and I am very willing to give up..."

Before he finished speaking, the three of them suddenly heard a greeting:

"Ling'e is going out to practice? This is a good thing."

Archmage!

Li Changshou turned his head and looked around, only to see a rotating Tai Chi diagram appearing on the side. The power of the innate treasure Tai Chi Diagram, Li Changshou would not admit it wrong.

The Archmage's voice came from it: "Chang Geng, come over with your two junior sisters. Guess what my brother brought you?"

Li Changshou's forehead was full of question marks. He gave Ling'e and Xuanya a few words to tell them not to be rude, and then led them into the Tai Chi diagram and directly arrived at the valley near Duxianmen.

In the chess and card room, Jiu Jiu glanced in the direction of the spirit beast circle and muttered:

"Why did you suddenly disappear?"

"Are you worried?" Jiang Lin'er squinted her eyes and smiled, "If you are worried, go and have a look, they are a pair of heavenly beings!"

"Master's wife, you just fought out two immortals," Jiu Yushi said quietly, "I still have one from the immortals here."

"Ah, really? Hahahahaha! I didn't cheat!"

…

[PS: Thank you to the new alliance leader ‘I don’t want to continue watching non-zheng’ for your strong support!

Note: The views of some characters in the book may be wrong. I promise the author to be like Ao Yi and not to imitate his second senior brother. 】