My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Planting the flag, Li Changshou's popular saying in his previous life, is actually a crow's mouth.

[When you express that you are confident about completing something, as long as you say it, there will definitely be flip-flops, twists and turns, and a slap in the face, which will make people laugh]

But this is actually a subjective feeling. When something slaps you in the face, you will be particularly impressed. If there is no reversal of the plot, the impression will be lighter. The logic method is somewhat similar to the 'survivor bias'.

Li Changshou is not superstitious about this, so...

The golden body of merit and virtue is solidified this time!

His water god said it! Even if Dao Ancestor comes in person and Pangu revives! Then... I have to give him some face, and just wait for another day.

To be fair, since he was forced to take over the Poseidon Sect, he has done some good deeds step by step, including the dragon clan, going to heaven, and destroying demons. He has accumulated merit step by step.

Of course, in the process of accumulating merit, he was honest and did not steal or rob, but he was just a little cautious.

Playing tactics is inevitable.

finally! Finally got to this point today!

Li Changshou had calculated that as long as he promoted the reform of the underworld and merged the underworld's underworld into the heavenly system, he would definitely be rich when he condensed his merits into a golden body, and he could omit some of the impure incense merits.

Li Changshou was naturally stable at this time...

Several hands.

On the basis of helping the underworld integrate into the heavenly system, he also provided reform suggestions one by one for the bad government and bad practices of the underworld at this time, and improved the operation of the underworld itself.

The more merit you have, the more prepared you will be for it. The worst case scenario is to make the golden body of merit bigger!

With the spirit bead that was full of expectation at this moment, Li Changshou floated on the clouds to the east side of Fengdu City.

Before he could even descend from the clouds, two strong men who were roasting spirit beast meat on the top of the mountain slowly noticed Li Changshou's figure...

With his white hair and white eyebrows, his kind-hearted look, and his unique smell of innate spiritual tree sap, who is he but the Water God of Heaven?

"Horse! Hurry! Lord Water God is here!"

A certain strong man said hello, and the two guys hurriedly put on their original hoods, found their true selves, jumped down from the cliff, and called a group of witch warriors to move forward.

After a while...

The bull-head shouted: "Greetings to the Water God!"

All the war wizards in the rear shouted: "Greetings to the Water God!"

Li Changshou showed a slight smile and was about to speak...

Horse Face shouted again: "Hail God of Water!"

All the war witches in the rear shouted in unison again: "Hail God of Water!"

The bull's head connected seamlessly and roared again: "Water God Wu!"

Snap, a fly whisk was thrown on the cow's nose, forcing the word "enemy" down.

Li Changshou's figure appeared in front of Niu Tou, his eyes cast down. Due to the lack of light in the Netherworld, the upper half of Li Changshou's face fell into darkness, and the smile at the corner of his mouth looked full of coldness.

"Don't talk nonsense."

Niu Tou swallowed his foam and said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, I will finally understand."

Li Changshou floated back to Baiyun, his smile did not change at all, but the feeling changed from cold to warm.

"Two marshals, let me introduce you. This is my nephew," Li Changshou led Lingzhuzi forward, "Lingzhuzi, the disciple of the Twelve Golden Immortal Taiyi Master."

The Minotaur looked at each other, not knowing what the Water God meant, and immediately stepped forward to salute, nodding and bowing.

Ling Zhuzi looked at the bull-headed horse's face curiously, then moved forward... and bowed playfully.

"I have met the two marshals, Lingzhu is polite."

Niutou smiled and said, "This girl is so pretty, moo."

Lingzhuzi suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

The horse's shoulder hit the bull's head, and he quickly made amends: "Fairy, don't blame me, my brother said..."

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Lingzhu is a man."

"Eh?"

The bull-headed horses were all startled, and the upright side of the Wu clan was revealed. At the same time, they looked under Lingzhuzi's waist.

Lingzhuzi's face was almost red, and he didn't know where to place his hands and feet.

"Ahem," Li Changshou cleared his throat, "I brought Lingzhu here this time for this reason. Lingzhu has a simple temperament. I want him to communicate with you and increase his masculinity.

Both of you are good sons of the Wu clan, the most manly creatures in the world. He will definitely learn a lot from you. "

Ma Mian hurriedly said: "Water God, you are too flattering to us..."

Before Lao Ma finished speaking, he suddenly heard a mellow bass sounding from the side, as deep as an ancient horn:

"It's just a small matter, Water God, don't worry, mo~"

The bull's head and shoulders are flat, its huge chest muscles are bulging, and its headgear seems to have been washed by water, giving off a different kind of light.

"Leave it to us."

Li Changshou said with a smile: "Well, you guys communicate first, and I will go to Fengdu City to find some Lords of Hell. After I finish handling the important matters at hand, I will also build some construction projects in the underworld."

Niutou Mamian didn't quite understand what "construction" meant, so he immediately agreed and stayed here with Lingzhuzi, and asked his men to go to the city to report it, saying that the Water God was coming to inspect.

As a result, the city of Fengdu quickly became lively.

Several Yama kings went out to greet him, and entered the Hall of Yama with Li Changshou to discuss the matter of jointly launching the memorial in heaven.

Look at the spiritual beads again...

A group of tall and powerful war witches from the witch clan gathered around Lingzhu, and everyone looked at him curiously.

Niutou smiled at first, and then began to think about what Lord Water God told him.

Ma Mian glared at Niu Tou, first invited Lingzhu to the side, and then discussed in detail with Niu Tou and several war witches...

Lingzhuzi was also looking around curiously at this time.

Is this the good friend that Uncle Chang Geng said he wanted to introduce to him before?

It feels like he is indeed much stronger than his Tianjiang brothers.

Lingzhu exuded immortal consciousness and heard a group of Wu Clan fools who were not used to it and probably couldn't hear voices, muttering variously:

"Lord Water God has finally arranged something for us, no matter what, we have to do it smoothly, mo.

Masculinity, this must have something to do with tendons, right? "

"Superficial! Why are you so superficial!

Do half of the women in the clan have masculine qualities?

Lord Water God is from the human race, and masculinity should be about quality, responsibility, and sense of responsibility. "

The bull-headed bull stared: "Do you mean you have to be stubborn with me?"

"I insist," Ma Mian shook his flowing hair, "Hey."

Sizzling——

The bull-headed horse faced each other, and a trace of electric arc appeared in the air.

A strong man from the Wu clan shouted in a low voice: "You two adults, why don't you fight? Whoever wins will be at his mercy."

"Um?"

The bull-headed and horse-faced heads turned and looked over at the same time, each showing a gentle smile;

The strong man subconsciously wanted to retreat, but a horse's hoof and an ox's hoof pressed his shoulders to the left and right, and dragged him to the corner of the stone crevice...

In this corner of the underworld, the cries of the innocent souls and the screams of the Wu clan men were in perfect harmony.

Seeing this, Lingzhuzi's Adam's apple, which was not obvious, swayed, and he sat down obediently, vaguely worried about his next fate...

At this time!

A ray of sound penetrated into the ears of the bull-headed horse. The two enchanting marshals who were stretching their fists looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as Lord Water God has arrangements, I thought they really needed to use their brains and find a way this time...

Three days later, in front of the Yama Hall.

The ten Lords of Hell finally finished handling the affairs of each palace for the time being, and with Empress Houtu's permission, they gathered with Li Changshou and flew slowly out of Fengdu City in the clouds and mist, with laughter and laughter.

This is exactly:

The water god in the Palace of the Yins smiles, and the Lord of Hell in the Ten Palaces bows to Ling Xiao.

They had just flown to the east of Fengdu City, and before arriving at the Tianxiong Pass, the foreheads of the ten Lords of Hell were all covered with black threads...

On the other side of the sky, smoke and dust were flying, and there were noisy shouts.

Dozens of war witches from the witch clan who were part of the underworld's underworld were divided into two groups. They took off their shirts and started fighting in a group. They punched hard to the flesh and landed on their feet. Most of the witch clan's noses and faces were swollen.

Outside the group stand, there are dozens of female resentful spirits with beautiful faces wearing cool clothes;

They either held wooden signs saying 'Brother Lingzhuzi is the strongest' or 'Brother Lingzhuzi is the most handsome', or they shouted in unison and screamed...

There were a lot of people piled up outside the sky. The Qi Masters who were coming to the underworld to do business didn't dare to come forward to ask for permission at this moment.

King Chu Jiang, who had a bad temper, immediately cursed:

"What are you doing! You are holding back your strength while fighting, how unbecoming is this!"

King Qin Guang said hurriedly: "Water God, please don't misunderstand. This is our ancient tradition and a proof of the friendship between men of the Wu clan. This is definitely not an underhanded fight to cause trouble."

Another Yan Jun couldn't help but wonder: "It seems that there is a strange creature mixed in."

The ten Yan Juns took a closer look and saw Li Changshou smiling and nodding.

But I saw that among the group of Wu clan who were fighting in chaos, I don’t know whether the robe was torn to pieces or the spiritual beads were taken off by themselves. They were holding a pair of small iron fists, wrapped in fairy light, and fist-to-kneed with two strong Wu clan men. Knee bump;

Lingzhuzi's delicate face was either red, swollen or bruised, a small piece of his front teeth was missing, and there was anger in his eyes.

He was not good at physical skills, but now he was able to deal with the ordinary Wu clan's unstructured and deliberately slowed down old fists...

The bull-headed horse-faced man was sitting in the corner drinking tea, guarding the spirit bead to prevent his men from beating the water god's nephew half to death.

Li Changshou said hurriedly:

"Master Yan, don't be anxious, Master Yan, don't be anxious, I entrusted the two marshals with this matter.

This creature is my nephew Lingzhu. He is a little too delicate, and he is troubled by this.

I specially brought him here to admire the charisma of the Wu clan men and let him learn and see more. "

When all the kings of hell heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up.

“I see, the Water God has indeed found the right place!

I, the men of the Wu clan, worship the ancestor god Pangu, and all of them are upright and good men! "

"Back then, Kuafu, the great witch, would rather die of exhaustion than stop. This is a man's persistence."

"In ancient times, our Wu clan also had an ancestor who was called the Water God. It was Gonggong. He also had a new partner in decades. You are similar to the Water God. They are both true men... sons..."

The Yama who spoke shrank his neck, and the other nine Yamas' eyes widened, and they almost rushed forward to hold this guy down.

There is a problem with thinking!

There was a little embarrassment in the air around him. Li Changshou was about to change the topic when the spirit beads suddenly erupted, attracting their attention...

The spirit bead roared loudly, and hit the strong man in front of him with a headbutt. His body was flexible and he avoided the attack of the strong man on the side. He punched the opponent's lower abdomen with his backhand, beating the strong man as big as a big Arched like a shrimp, it fell to its feet.

The spiritual light bloomed on the forehead of the spiritual bead, and the soul at this moment turned into jade, with all the immortal power blessing the physical body!

The war witches who stood up from the side attack were immediately attracted, pumping their fists and raising their legs...

Lingzhuzi's eyes suddenly appeared. During his years in the Water God Mansion, scenes of hand-to-hand combat with the Tianjiang brothers appeared. His body became more agile, and his strikes became more precise and fierce;

This group of ordinary war witches who came out as shady characters were no match for Lingzhu in hand-to-hand combat. They were knocked down one by one by Lingzhu and thrown to their feet...

A moment later, Lingzhuzi stood on a hill, with long hair disheveled and sweat all over his body. He raised his head and roared, tearing open his thin inner coat with both hands...

"Who else!"

Niu Tou on the side made a gesture, and several strong Wu clan men took off their armor and rushed forward, grabbing Lingzhu and beating him fiercely.

If Master Taiyi saw this scene, he would probably die in peace.

A certain Yin Yang master felt that he seemed to be offended.

Li Changshou asked all the Lords of Hell: "Does the Wu Clan have a way to use weapons?"

King Qin Guang said with a smile: "Water God, don't worry, the little god will ask Niutou Mamian to go to the clan to get this kind of fighting method, and then find some decent sparring partners to help this Taoist disciple... increase his masculinity."

"There is a labor of love, Yama."

"The water god is out of sight."

At that moment, the ten Lords of Hell and Li Changshou rode the clouds forward together, and the chaotic fighting on the other side of the sky finally stopped.

King Qin Guang went down to the clouds and told the bull head and horse face, and Li Changshou took advantage of the situation and handed over the architectural drawings of the 'Netherworld Courage House' to the underworld. Naturally, he did not need to do this himself.

Then, Li Changshou looked at the spirit bead in front of him, which was covered in bruises but showed a shy smile to him, and handed over a purse containing a paper Taoist.

"Seeing that you have achieved good results, just stay with the Wu Clan for a while.

Remember not to wander around, and you can contact me at any time.

These exercises are just preparations in advance, and the main event will come later. "

"yes!"

Lingzhuzi clasped his hands into fists, touched the wound on his shoulder, and grinned.

Li Changshou smiled and took out a few bottles of elixir, patted Lingzhu on the shoulder, and joined the Lords of Hell in the clouds, heading to the edge of the Netherworld together.

Li Changshou also felt a little emotional in his heart...

Lingzhuzi and Yang Jian are indeed the sons of the Great Tribulation. Their advancement in cultivation and fighting skills can be said to be rapid.

Naturally, the spirit bead will be reincarnated.

But considering Nezha's natural supernatural powers and magic power, the reincarnation should only block the memory of the spirit beads and retain his strength.

When they become gods, how powerful can Yang Jian and Ling Zhuzi be?

Li Changshou chatted with Yan Jun, thinking carefully in his heart.

No matter what, these two young generals still have to put more thought into it, not only to have more say in the Tribulation of the Gods, but also...

"Water God, how will this disaster be rectified? Do you have any faith?"

King Chu Jiang interrupted Li Changshou's thoughts with a question.

Li Changshou shook his head with a smile: "The secret is confused, I'm afraid no one knows the details."

Then the topic started on the Great Tribulation. The ten Lords of Hell had experienced the Great Tribulation in ancient times. At this time, they were quite worried about whether the underworld would suffer from the pressure of ancient times.

——The entire Netherworld is full of resentful souls, and the six paths of reincarnation are constantly congested. Half of the souls dissipate without having time to be reincarnated and return to the state of true spirits.

"If this really happens, I'm afraid my wife will be sad again."

"Hopefully that won't be the case."

Li Changshou spoke warmly and brought the topic to the underworld reform, making the atmosphere more lively.

The entire matter was arranged by Li Changshou, and he also prepared seven or eight backup plans.

Approaching the East Tianmen, the Ten Lords of Hell lined up in a row, each assuming the posture of an immortal, hiding the Yin Qi contaminated in the underworld, and riding the clouds forward together with Li Changshou.

When we arrived at Tianmen, the three divine swords on the gate emitted dazzling divine light, and the several heavenly generals guarding the gate and all the heavenly soldiers saluted in unison.

Li Changshou shook his fly whisk, and golden light shone in front of him. A large number of heavenly soldiers lined up on both sides, all the way from the East Tianmen to the depths of the clouds.

"Pai Noodles".

Arriving in front of Lingxiao Palace, Li Changshou said:

"Please, Mr. Yan."

All the heavenly gods in the hall turned around and welcomed the ten Lords of Hell into the hall; the Jade Emperor in white on the high platform kept a faint smile.

The Lords of the Ten Palaces all kowtowed together, and the Jade Emperor warmly said:

"Dear ladies, stand up. From now on, when entering the palace, you only need to bow to me, no ceremony required."

King Qin Guang said: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Li Changshou presented a memorial to the side, saying that from now on the underworld will have full authority to obey the orders of heaven.

He also sent the "Letter to the Emperor" written by Empress Houtu herself, asking the Jade Emperor to love the common people and make good use of the six paths of reincarnation.

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed and summoned the seal of the Heavenly Emperor. He placed the seal of Heaven on his watch and auspicious clouds floated outside the palace.

Suddenly, lightning flashed and the thunder was deafening!

The golden light in the seventh level of heaven formed a golden temple out of thin air. A plaque appeared on it, which read [Five Mountains Temple], and there were five empty divine thrones in it!

When the golden light faded, the hall was wrapped in the power of heaven and disappeared into the heaven, leaving only a mist in place.

The Jade Emperor said: "Heaven has sensed that the throne of God has appeared. From now on, the God of Dongyue will be in charge of the underworld and be responsible for the communication between heaven and earth."

The Ten Lords of Hell, the immortals in the palace, and even the Jade Emperor all turned their attention to Li Changshou beside him.

Li Changshou:...

What does this have to do with him? Isn't this the original divine position of Huang Feihu after the Great Tribulation of Gods?

He just wants to earn some merit and doesn't want to work in heaven all the time.

At this time, golden light emerged from the top of the Lingxiao Palace and merged into the bodies of the ten Lords of Hell. A golden light also fell to the location of the Five Mountains Temple.

There is no one on the throne yet, so the merits should be placed first.

Merit!

Li Changshou left a little of his mind in the Lingxiao Palace, holding a fly whisk and remaining silent beside him, looking like a master who regarded fame and wealth as nothing.

In fact, the main body is in a corner of Xiao Qiongfeng's underground secret room, waiting eagerly!

Merit and golden body!

The prehistoric life-saving talisman!

A full 30% sense of security!

He only needs to put the golden body of merit outside his body, and he will have another layer of protection during the great catastrophe!

This is a historic moment, this is it!

Click——

A thin ray of purple lightning illuminated this dark corner without warning, ignoring the numerous formations on Xiaoqiong Peak and the countless arrangements in the mountain, and landed in front of Li Changshou!

In this purple lightning, Li Changshou felt a Taoist charm that he had never directly sensed before. It was so...

Obscurity, peace, perfection, and darkness!

This rhyme condensed into three characters in his heart:

【Owed first】

Li Changshou sat there blankly and opened his mouth, 'Huh? ’ After a long cry, he quickly reacted, jumped out of his hiding place, and immediately bowed to the top!

Ling'e, who happened to be passing by the vase, was so frightened that she almost shouted.

"Disciple, obey!

When will you have enough merit and merit to give it to your disciples? Disciples are not in a hurry! "

The Taoist rhyme quietly dissipated at the spiritual platform, and Li Changshou breathed a sigh of relief, unaware that his back was covered with cold sweat.

Tsk, the master's generation is indeed the most slippery when it comes to playing Aries with nothing.

Ling'e asked in a low voice: "Senior brother, who are you talking to?"

"Well, an elder with a heart for heaven and earth, noble moral character, and the origin of Taoism."

Ling'e tilted her head, and Li Changshou added silently in his heart, if your Golden Immortal Tribulation wasn't still in the hands of this big boss, how could my brother have bowed his head so easily.

Then you have to... put the sword on your neck, cry and shout, "You establish a written document," and then say it!