My Senior Brother is Too Steady

This monkey head is really clever.

Li Changshou laughed dumbly.

Before even entering the door, the word "Master" was called out, and there was always a feeling... like being called "Master" in the previous life.

Calm and dignified.

It's just that the Great Sage Qitian came to be his disciple. He was about to turn upside down, but he just happened to teach him.

Li Changshou sat still while several disciples who were responsible for inspecting the Taoist temple today stepped forward.

These disciples were also lively. Two men and two women flew directly to the gate of the Taoist temple. The male disciples were dressed in serious Taoist robes, and the female disciples were wearing light white fairy skirts, standing on the cornices on the left and right.

Monkey has been in the world for many years, but where has he ever seen such a battle?

Especially when he saw the understatement of these four immortals when they appeared, the monkey's Taoist heart was even more excited, and he bowed to these four disciples repeatedly.

It's still the etiquette of literati learned from the common people.

A female disciple on the side smiled and said: "This fellow Taoist is quite polite, but for some unknown reason, he calls me master when he opens his mouth and says he is here to become a disciple. Could it be that he has made an agreement with his master before?"

The stone monkey hurriedly said: "I've never seen it before, I've never seen it before. This is our first time to find a treasure land, and we want to become a disciple and seek immortality."

Another male disciple smiled and said: "If you can come here, you are considered to have a connection with your master. However, in the past few decades, many immortal masters have wanted to visit, but they have not been able to get to this door.

Please wait a moment, fellow Taoist, while I go to report. If the teacher wants to accept you as a disciple, he will naturally let you enter this door. "

The stone monkey was overjoyed when he saw this, and even understood the meaning of these words.

He became a destined spirit!

These four disciples were not rude, they treated each other with courtesy throughout the whole process, and they never made fun of Stone Monkey's appearance.

After all, different races have different aesthetics, and Stone Monkey never thought these two fairies were ugly.

A male disciple entered the Taoist temple and rushed to Li Changshou to report that a monkey creature with a thunderous face came outside the Taoist temple and said he came to become his disciple.

"Apprenticeship?"

Li Changshou deliberately put on airs, sat cross-legged on the soft couch, and said slowly: "If you can get to the door, you can find something extraordinary. I'll go and ask the three entrance questions to see if this monkey is sincere."

"Yes, disciple understands."

The disciple said firmly, turned around and hurried back to the gate of the Taoist temple.

This coming and going attracted the disciples in the temple to run over and watch. They stood all over the wall left and right, with humans and demons mixed together. They were all wearing elegant Taoist robes and were surrounded by pure Qi.

When the stone monkey saw this, he was so happy that he turned somersaults.

Little does he know that this world is divided into humans, demons, and ghosts. He [should] belong to the demon family, and there are many immortals with magical powers who will shout to kill demons.

Seeing so many demon disciples here, they couldn't help but feel happy.

Many disciples were made to laugh by him, and they all whispered and asked where the monkey came from.

Squeak——

The door was half open, and the male disciple stepped out and bowed to the stone monkey.

Shihou asked hurriedly: "Master, did you accept me? Did you accept me?"

"Fellow Taoist, the teacher has said that since you have arrived here and have the desire to become a disciple, I will ask you three questions to see if you are sincere."

The male disciple said warmly:

"Please think carefully. If you are not sure, think carefully before speaking. However, if you talk nonsense, the teacher will definitely punish you with disrespect."

"Easy to say, easy to say!"

"First question, where are you from, where is your home, and how are your parents and relatives?"

The stone monkey bowed his hands and answered quickly:

"I came from the Dongsheng Divine Continent, which is called Aolai Country, and there are not many people around.

I also have no father or mother. My parents, relatives, brothers and sisters are all over the mountains and plains. "

"nonsense!"

The male disciple frowned and said, "Can a living being pop out of a stone? Is it possible that you are an innate almighty, the spiritual embryo of heaven and earth?"

At this time, a ray of sound penetrated into the male disciple's ears, but it was their master, "Bodhi Patriarch" who reminded:

"Next question."

The male disciple was also smart, and immediately understood something, and his attitude towards the monkey was gentler.

"You have passed this question without any insincerity. Let's listen to the second question.

Why did you become a disciple? Have you ever heard of my teacher’s name before? "

The monkey said with a smile: "The purpose of becoming an immortal is to live forever and be free and at ease! Before, hey, hey, I had never heard of the name of the master before. It was just that I ended up here by accident when I was looking for an immortal."

"oh?"

The male disciple smiled and said: "There is a third question, which is also the most critical question.

If you encounter a bottleneck in your practice and there is no hope of breakthrough in this life, you should choose to sit in the mountains and continue to practice, or choose to do good deeds in the mortal world. "

This question really stopped the monkey.

He scratched his head, looked up at the door plaque of this place, and felt the ethereal charm of this place.

The monkey smiled and said: "I will live forever, I will live forever."

"Here I am asking you, if you cannot cultivate immortality, what should you choose?"

"Neither good nor evil is my business. If I do good, others may think it is evil, so I might as well go back and be happy."

"Your answer..."

The male disciple frowned and muttered for a few times, and as expected, the second sentence came:

"Let him in, change his clothes, and accept disciples in the palace at noon."

"You have passed these three questions." The male disciple turned around and made a gesture of invitation, "Let's get started. The teacher agrees to accept you as a disciple. First, come with me to take a bath and change clothes."

The monkey knelt down and kowtowed to the courtyard: "Thank you so much, Master! Disciple, thank you so much, Master!"

This cleverness can really be described as 'fine'.

The gate of the Taoist temple was wide open, and the disciples jumped down from the left and right courtyard walls and lined up in two rows in the courtyard. They stopped talking for a while and each released their own aura.

The monkey jumped into the gate without paying any attention to the sense of ceremony. He kept bowing to the two places and jumped up and down in the courtyard, causing several female disciples to cover their mouths and laugh.

The entire Taoist temple suddenly became happy.

In the backyard, Li Changshou sat there quietly, thinking about something in his heart.

At this time, Tiandao was watching, and he could no longer distract himself from romance, and could only focus on plotting against Tiandao.

How to add some variables to the monkey that has been locked by fate under the eyes of heaven?

This operation is really difficult.

Two hours later.

Dangdangdang——

The sound of wooden fish fills the ears, and the sound of chanting sutras disturbs people's minds.

In the main hall of the Taoist temple embedded in the mountain wall, the disciples sat on the left and right, reciting scriptures in unison.

Li Changshou sat in front of the word "Heaven and Earth", holding a fly whisk in his left hand and a string of rosary beads in his right hand. He wore a crane-haired Taoist hoop as his hair ornament, and he was wearing a Baiji Taoist robe.

The dual cultivation of truth, Taoism and Buddhism.

At the door of the palace, there was a furry hand grasping the doorframe, followed by a furry head.

This stone monkey didn't seem to be nervous at the moment. Instead, he was playing with the followers. He was looking at the 'Bodhi Patriarch' at the door, as if he wanted to test whether this was an immortal immortal.

Li Changshou remained silent. The stone monkey was pushed by someone and immediately jumped into the hall, bowing his head to Li Changshou.

"Disciple pays homage to master, disciple pays homage to master!"

Li Changshou then opened his eyes, his expression was neither happy nor angry, and he said slowly: "You want to worship me as your teacher?"

"Yes, yes, I am a disciple, I am a disciple! I am a disciple!"

Li Changshou asked: "Do you have a name?"

Shihou hurriedly said: "This disciple has no surname or name. Please ask the teacher to give me a surname and a name."

Li Changshou nodded and said: "You have a thunderous face, and a natural Taoist body. There are no karma around you, and you have clean air in your mouth. Although you were born as a hozen, you have already been enlightened. You can be a Hu or It's Sun.

In this way, I will give you the surname Sun. "

"Good grandson, good grandson!"

The monkey kept shouting, "Master, please give me another name!"

Li Changshou chuckled in his heart.

May you realize the great truth, have no regrets in your heart, and respect yourself without regard for anything else.

But this cannot be said like this. Li Changshou just said: "I know how to understand the emptiness of a poor Taoist cultivator. If you understand the principle of emptiness, let's call you Wukong. How about that?"

Stone Monkey studied it carefully: "Wukong, Wukong... Sun Wukong! Do we have a name too?"

Li Changshou nodded with a smile and shook his fly whisk. A male disciple on the side reminded Shi Hou to go and take a seat in the corner. This was considered as the apprenticeship ceremony.

The monkey knew the rules quite well and knelt down and kowtowed for a while.

Li Changshou didn't feel too much. After all, this Taoist temple and these disciples here created an environment for monkeys to grow. He was only responsible for giving monkeys skills.

Let Tiandao take care of the rest.

When Sun Wukong took his seat, Li Changshou signaled the disciples to stop chanting and began to explain the scriptures.

How can Sun Wukong calm down at this moment?

Although I knew all the words that came out of Master's mouth, these words together made me feel dizzy, even bigger than those old gentlemen's dialect scriptures.

But Sun Wukong knew the rules and did not dare to disturb other practitioners. He just stared with his big eyes, looking left and right. After a while, he fell asleep again, his head was like a chicken pecking at rice, and his body was like a reed. reed stalks.

Soon, there was a loud sound of "snoring".

Wukong single-handedly ruined the entire classroom atmosphere.

Li Changshou almost laughed in his heart, but on the surface he was serious and explained the scriptures unmoved.

The disciples were also quite happy, but their faces were tense and they felt a little uncomfortable.

When the sun set, Li Changshou's figure disappeared with the wind, and all the disciples breathed a sigh of relief and gathered around the sleeping monkey.

"Junior Brother Wukong? Junior Brother Wukong?"

Several male disciples looked at each other, smiled a little bit, and pointed at the monkey, making him sleep deeper.

Half a day later...

"Um?"

The monkey opened his eyes in a daze, only to find that he was hanging on a big tree, and the rope tied to his body still had a little magic power left.

He couldn't help but feel embarrassed when he recalled the previous class he had attended. He turned around and saw that it was in the backyard of a Taoist temple, and he was somewhat relieved.

Why did you fall asleep?

Why did he fall asleep?

It is normal for me to practice Taoism for the first time and not be able to follow the class, as if I am listening to a heavenly book. Why is this...

Buzz~buzz~

The monkey trembled subconsciously, raised his head slightly, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

The rope that tied him was tied to the tree trunk. Only three inches away from the rope was a honeycomb.

How can the master's method of punishing people be the same as playing tricks on the little monkey?

Sun Wukong looked left and right, and saw no one everywhere. His body swayed like a swimming fish, and he slipped out of the rope restraint and disappeared without a trace.

That's it?

Sun Wukong shrugged and returned to the residence he had already recognized before. Deep down in his heart, he was secretly worried about how he could keep up with the teacher's lectures.

…

"Oh, being a marshal or something is so boring."

Heaven, by the Tianhe River.

A newly promoted Tianhe Navy Grand Marshal, wearing a light gold armor, was lying on the grassy embankment of Tianhe, holding a piece of withered grass in his mouth and complaining pretending to be proud.

Ao Yi, who was playing with the jade talisman in his hand, couldn't help but said: "It's quite boring."

Bian Zhuang squirmed and came over, "What's wrong? Brother, why have you been promoted?"

"That is, the commander-in-chief of the Three Thousand World Heavenly Soldiers," Ao Yi shook his head slowly, "I am not a high-ranking official. I am asked to succeed Brother Jinpeng."

"Jinpeng..."

Bian Zhuang murmured, and then suddenly realized: "So that's what happened."

"What?" Ao Yi asked with a frown.

"A few days ago, Jin Pengniao was drunk and said some things that he shouldn't have said in public," Bian Zhuang sighed, "This general has great abilities and vast magical powers. He can definitely be ranked among the top ten masters among the generals in heaven.

But it's just too crazy. "

Ao Yi said: "General Jinpeng is not arrogant, he is just a little uneasy."

Bian Zhuang said: "Why is it difficult to calm down? Heaven is not good enough for him?"

Ao Yi stopped talking, his eyes were thoughtful, and he shook his head uncertainly.

Bian Zhuang asked again: "It's strange to say that you are from the dragon tribe and he is from the phoenix tribe. Dragon and phoenix are mortal enemies, but you still call them elder brother and wise brother."

"I always feel that General Jinpeng is quite close to me," Ao Yi said slowly, "The Dragon and Phoenix Tribulation is an old thing. It has been so long, and there is no hatred that cannot be overcome.

I asked my father before... that's all. "

Ao Yi sighed softly and closed his eyes, but in the bottom of his heart, he remembered the scene where he knelt in front of his father a few days ago.

'Father, I always feel that there is something missing in Tao's heart. I always feel that the world in heaven is very awkward now.

Father, did something happen before...'

‘Shut up and back off. ’

This is the result again.

Ao Yi looked at the order jade talisman in his palm and couldn't help but feel a little lost.

Bian Zhuang chuckled, lying there with his arms as pillow, feeling indescribably comfortable, and murmured: "It would be great to see Fairy Chang'e again."

Ao Yi smiled, but didn't say much.

at the same time;

Meishan is the residence of Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian.

Nezha, who has cultivated into a young man, is peeling an orange and watching the live broadcast on the bronze mirror in front of him with great interest.

In the bronze mirror are several fairies performing a line dance. This is a dance for celebrations and can be danced out;

If the dance is for His Majesty the Jade Emperor or for the Peach Banquet, it cannot be rehearsed in public.

Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief and carefully wiped the three-pointed two-edged gun.

Nezha suddenly said: "Senior brother, I may be suffering from evil spirits recently."

Yang Jian's hand trembled, and the three-pointed and two-edged spear almost made his eighty-nine mystical body bloodshot.

"What kind of symptoms? This is not a trivial matter."

"This," Nezha was a little unsure, looking away from the bronze mirror and looking at the roof, "a faint figure will always appear in my heart, and from time to time, a few words will ring in my ears.

It feels like the Demon Ancestor is summoning. "

Yang Jianru faced a formidable enemy and said seriously: "Lie down and I'll take a look with my heavenly eyes."

"Don't look around," Nezha said a little embarrassed, "I'm not a little kid now."

Yang Jian sneered, took out a scroll from his sleeve and placed it beside him.

He was engaged to a certain princess of the Dragon Palace. The princess had just broken out of her shell the year before last and was sent to the Yaochi for upbringing. They would get married a hundred years later.

The marriage contract was given by the Jade Emperor, with the intention of allowing Yang Jian to represent the Dragon Clan and contain the Dragon Clan.

Yang Jian did not refuse after careful consideration. It was time for him to start a family. The other party only needs to be virtuous and virtuous. We will not look down on them just because he is a human race and the other party is a dragon race.

At that moment, Yang Jian opened his eyes, aimed at Nezha's forehead, and caught a glimpse of Nezha's spiritual platform.

Just for a moment.

Yang Jian was stunned at first, then his face turned pale and his breathing became short.

Nezha wondered: "How..."

Yang Jian's hands were quick and he suddenly pressed Nezha's mouth forward and said immediately: "Don't open your mouth, this evil aura has already taken shape. Let's go find Master and Uncle first."

Nezha didn't know why, but Yang Jian felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy. He raised his spear, summoned the two roaring heavenly dogs, and fled towards Qianyuan Mountain with Nezha.

He saw the shadow floating in Nezha's mind, and suddenly thought of something his master had said to him.

Taboos of heaven;

Those who rebel against heaven;

The forbidden creature who once held up the entire heaven with one hand, but was expelled by the Tao Ancestor, is the real Taibai Jinxing.

‘Uncle Chang’an’!