My Wife Has Been Blackened

When Zhou Yanci and Xie Daiqi entered the house, the lid of the big rice cooker was half a foot above the pot.

The three children are still squatting on the ground studying, is there something wrong?

"Mom, is this pot divorced from the lid? Why are they so far apart?" Dabao was full of accusations.

The uncle's house next door is getting divorced, so we are still far away from each other.

Zhou Yanci almost laughed out loud, who told you that the pot and the lid were divorcing?

Zhou Yanci drove the three children out. Xie Daiqi was good at cutting the fish and quickly cut the fish into pieces on the spot, separating the bones and flesh.

The meat is so thin, it's just amazing.

Zhou Yanci made fish with pickled peppers and pickled vegetables, and the children made fish fillets in fresh soup made with fish bones and tomatoes. I fried some shrimps and some lotus roots.

The fish head was made into minced pepper fish head, which Xie Daiqi loved to eat. Zhou Yanci made chicken soup for the chicken he replaced, and planned to simmer it for his children to eat tomorrow.

Made pork jerky into snacks for the kids.

After looking at the ingredients, I simply wrapped the butterfly shrimp in flour and fried it. Steamed a small cake in a pot for dessert after cooking.

Looking at the remaining pot of rice, Sanbao just happened to come back with a pack of seaweed, so he simply made some sushi.

Divide another portion into the rice, add light soy sauce and salt, add minced green onion, minced ginger, minced meat and shiitake mushrooms, sesame seeds and flour, stir well.

Roll into small balls and fry in oil pan. It became a little leftover meatball. Put it in the refrigerator, and you will have things to take out to sea tomorrow morning, and snacks for your children at home.

A big pot of rice, she was stunned to make various delicacies.

Studio.

"Among the four families, only the Xie family is having a big meal..."

"Zhu Yuanfeng didn't know how to cook a sea fish, and the child shouted that it was fishy, ​​hahaha..."

"Ji Ningchen is eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

"Li Shizong is okay, he made fried noodles with soybean paste."

The Xie family's feast made everyone in front of the screen hungry.

"Xie Daiqi is really lucky. My wife cooks delicious food...she is so lucky." Some people are envious and others are slanderous.

"Wearing a mask and not showing up the whole time, is it too ugly?"

There are always people making mudslides in a clear stream.

Dabao was very conflicted when eating. His mother ate one bowl and he also ate one. Erbao ate a bowl. He paused and went to fill another bowl, but he didn't dare to fill it up. When Sambo finished eating...

He almost cried.

When dad finished eating... Dabao was already crying.

"Mom, how many bowls of rice should I eat? Didn't I eat enough? But my belly can't hold it..." Dabao made the two unscrupulous parents laugh, and then they took away his bowl. , let them go out to eat.

Zhou Yanci asked the three children to give some pork jerky, rice balls, and butterfly shrimp to each family, which made several children very happy.

Ji Ningchen and Li Shizong both sent some of what they made. Although the work was not satisfactory, they did their best.

It's just that something went wrong with Zhu Yuanfeng.

"Uncle, can you give sister Siqi something to eat?" After Dabao brought it, he saw Zhu Siqi's eager eyes and spoke.

While feeding butterfly shrimp to his youngest son, Zhu Yuanfeng replied: "It's not good for girls to eat too much fried food, it will make them fat. Siqi doesn't like it either."

"Dad, these are mine. If my sister doesn't eat them, you won't eat them either." The younger son pouted and refused, and Zhu Yuanfeng quickly got them to him.

Then he smiled.

Dabao curled his lips, called Zhu Siqi out, and gave her the things hidden in his pocket. The group of people in front of the screen quickly broke away from the scolding battle against Zhu Yuanfeng.

"This is the portion I left for you, hide it and eat it." Dabao ran away in a hurry.

Everyone sighed. There were rumors before that Zhu Yuanfeng favored sons over daughters. Now even if he does shows for good reputation and occasionally takes care of his daughter, the habit of so many years always shows up inadvertently.

Habit is second nature.

By the time we got home, it was completely dark. The three children played wildly outside for a while, and Erbao suddenly wanted to eat chicken legs.

Zhou Yanci simply took out the chicken and gave each person a bowl of chicken soup. The children could eat the rest tomorrow.

Erbao looked at the whole chicken and said, "Be careful, spread the legs."

puff……

Xie Daiqi took the chicken soup bowl and vomited all over Zhou Yanci, and his whole face turned the color of pig liver.

The entire live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha... be careful, spread your legs!!!"

"Please give that chicken some psychological shadow..."

"Thank you, actor, are you okay?"

"I want to know where did the child learn it? You just want to eat a chicken leg..."

"Let go of that chicken and come at me!!"

The entire live broadcast room burst out laughing, the camera was shaking, and the young lady filming felt uncomfortable holding back her laughter...

The entire filming scene was full of suppressed laughter, and some people even sneaked out to have a good laugh.

"I can guarantee that it was really not me who taught you!" Xie Daiqi died unjustly, and I just spent one night with my wife! !

He was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.

Erbao didn't know why everyone was laughing, so he pulled out a chicken leg and said while eating: "Young man's legs are so tender..."

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The couple remained silent.

"Er Bao, who taught you this?" Zhou Yanci didn't look well, for fear that something would happen to her.

Erbao was stunned: "Grandpa said that what he likes is his little sweetheart, and he is his little sweetheart. So we are all his little sweethearts. I want to eat chicken legs, isn't chicken my little sweetheart? What's wrong? Mom?"

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Very good, the answer is impeccable! What's wrong? There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s completely correct!

Zhou Yanci didn't know how to explain it. Children are so innocent, and adults think too much.

After dinner, the family lay on the bed. No, the three children lay on the bed, and the parents made a bed on the floor.

Who wants to have more children...

"Mom, tell me a story."

After a while of silence, Zhou Yanci never told a story. When he was a child, he grew up on his own. When he grew up, he went to a mental hospital.

"Once upon a time, there was a prince, but the prince was cursed by a witch. He turned into a bullfrog. As long as he met a princess who was willing to kiss him, he would turn back into a prince."

Erbao: "Mom, has the bullfrog met the princess?"

Zhou Yanci, who turned off the lights and was in the dark, said, "I met her. The princess had someone catch her and make a stir-fried bullfrog. It's delicious and tender."

Dabao was silent for a while and said: "Mom, when will we eat bullfrog?" It was so delicious, the princess said it was delicious.

After Zhou Yanci answered the question for a few days and listened to bedtime stories, the room slowly became quiet.

Studio.

"The mother koi is poisonous..."

"I seem to feel that my childhood is incomplete..."

"Are bedtime stories so dark?"

"Oh my god, I'm so scared. The prince was blown away by the princess... But from the description, it tastes pretty good. I ordered a bullfrog takeaway, hahahaha..."

With four families, the Xie family live broadcast room was bustling with activity.

Finished updating today, see you tomorrow...