My Wife Has Been Blackened

The hall was brightly lit, and because it was in the suburbs, some fireworks were set off semi-illegally.

Today happens to be the 100th anniversary of the founding of the original hospital. The new hospital's third anniversary.

Yang Yongxin originally planned to hold a grand event, just to consolidate his position and make a name for himself.

Unexpectedly, the superiors did not approve it the night before, so we had no choice but to give up.

"Today is a happy and exciting day. Our hospital celebrates its centenary." The host was wearing a long and elegant dress, and the male host was very handsome.

"In the past hundred years, our hospital has cured countless patients and helped countless families realize their dreams of reunion. All of this would not have been possible without the care of doctors, nurses, and people in society." The opening remarks are still the same, but the only difference is that , all the patients were as quiet as wood.

"Now, let us thank Dean Yang and the medical staff." The host clapped.

Only a few people applauded. Except for the leaders, doctors and nurses in the first row, the patients in the back were all as quiet as chickens.

The flesh on Dean Yang's face twitched.

Zhou Yanci yawned and raised his hand to pat him casually.

Instantly, there was thunderous applause behind him.

The host just wiped the sweat from his forehead. Oh my god, I almost couldn't get off the stage.

"Now, let's pay attention to how the patients in the hospital are feeling." The female host said and walked off the stage. Dean Yang looked at her with a cold sweat on his face.

"How long have you been in the hospital? What do you think of the hospital? Does it make you feel like home?" The hostess picked one that looked relatively normal.

"Me? I've been coming to the hospital for sixteen years." The middle-aged woman was picking up rubbish in her hands and looked very competent.

"The hospital is good, very good. It makes me feel very warm. Otherwise, I wouldn't have stayed here for so many years. Even if I don't have a salary now." Upon hearing this, Director Yang turned his head suddenly. As soon as I saw that person, cold sweat started to fall on my forehead.

Damn it...

The female host was stunned for a moment. She was invited from outside, so naturally she didn't know this aunt.

Speaking of which, this aunt is still a legend.

In front of everyone and under the camera, the aunt opened her eyes and said innocently: "I came here to apply for a job as a cleaner sixteen years ago. I worked for about ten years, and now I have successfully got in." Well, the year she entered the hospital, It was the year Zhou Yanci was admitted to the hospital.

The female host almost couldn't stop smiling.

The aunt stood up enthusiastically and pointed back.

"Hey, that one is delivering mineral water to our hospital."

"That's the canteen chef of our hospital."

"Oh, that one over there is awesome. He's our attending doctor." That doctor is Zhou Yanci's attending doctor.

The hands of the two hosts shook. I almost lost my grip on the microphone and almost dropped it.

At this moment, the leaders and everyone sitting in the first row shivered.

"Don't be nervous, everyone, coming here is just like coming to your own home. What if one day we are all a family, right?" Auntie smiled and sat down.

After saying this, everyone seemed to be more nervous.

"Ahem, um, this aunt is so cute. It seems as if after entering this door, an inextricable bond will be formed. Ha, ha ha..." The hostess wanted to laugh, but couldn't.

Fortunately, when it was time to perform the program, according to the procedure, a few people had to be selected to ask questions, but this was really not a good time.

"Now, please bring out our first group of performers. However, we need the cooperation of all the leaders in the audience." The female host retreated to the audience.

The big curtain opened behind him, which seemed a bit interesting.

"Yesterday, a lion ran out of the zoo next door, and I hid it. Today, I will lead you in a performance. What I perform is the harmonious coexistence between man and nature." The patient was dressed in green.

Outside the door, the zoo was negotiating whether he could enter the hospital.

"Please ask this leader to come up and cooperate." After saying this, the patient picked the fattest one.

Although the leader's palms were sweating, fortunately he was also a person who wanted to save face, and he restrained himself from shaking. Earn some face.

"What do you need me to do?" His voice was trembling.

"Oh, humans and nature live in harmony, which means that if we don't attack animals, animals can live in harmony with humans. If I perform, it will be amazing. You just need to cooperate with me. I will act as a big tree, and you will act with bare hands. Feed the lion." As he said this, he touched the green branch on his head, spread his hands and feet, and then stood still.

puff……

A certain leader who was drinking water below spurted out all the water in his mouth. The stunned people looked at their shocked colleagues on the stage.

Even the reporter couldn't hold back and almost lost the camera.

Feeding a lion that has been hungry all night with your bare hands... is this a sacrifice for a lion?

Also, why are you so talented?

"It's nonsense, don't be nonsense. Change this show!" Dean Yang saw that the leader's hands were trembling, and he didn't care about filming at the moment, so he hurriedly spoke.

The big tree on the stage was motionless, already immersed in its own world and unable to extricate itself.

I am a tree, I am a tree!

It took a lot of fuss before everyone returned the hungry and red-eyed lion to the zoo. However, the leader claimed to be sick and went home to rest.

The first program ended without any problem.

"Ahem, the patients in the hospital are so energetic. They can even catch a lion. Congratulations to everyone for their courage. The performance didn't work this time. Next time we will prepare a new show. Now..." The female host was deeply moved. She took a deep breath, but when the lion came out, her whole body felt cold.

Her aunt came and smelled of blood.

"Now, please invite the second group of performers to make their debut!" The host clapped, and no surprise, Zhou Yanci clapped twice before everyone dared to clap.

The second group of guests came out empty-handed, and everyone was slightly relieved.

"I'm going to show you how to kill a demon with a sword. Please come up, leader, and cooperate with me." He said, pointing to the other person next to the empty seat just now.

The air froze for a moment.

Everyone turned their heads and looked at the leader with a pale face, feeling a bit lucky to have survived the disaster!

This is just a centenary celebration, just a performance! !

Seeing the leader's face turning from red to white, bloodless, as white as paper was scary.

The leader walked onto the stage tremblingly. He raised his hand to adjust his glasses several times, and was still struggling in his mind.

Should I pretend to be sick? !

The patient in front of him slowly pulled out a sword from his trousers, shining with a cold light.

"Today, I will show you how to slay a demon with a sword. This sword is my ancestral sword. It has been in the dust for many years. Today, it is up to you, the demon, to sacrifice the sword." He said, looking straight at the leader.

Leader: There is a saying about MMP, I don’t know whether to say it or not!

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