Naruto of Pirate World

"Oh, a big customer came here today. I didn't expect the majestic admiral to come to such a small shop like mine. It's really flourishing." Xia Qi smoked a cigarette and served Kuzan a glass of wine.

"Ah la la, this is not a small shop. By the way, Rodney, can't you stop for a few days? You make the vacation I just asked for disappear like this." Kuzan said with a strong tone. Strong resentment, he begged for the vacation from Warring States for these few days, but unfortunately, the battle between Rodney and Germa ruined his vacation again.

"Are all your admirals so idle? Or is it that you and Kizaru are both slacking off and giving all the work to Admiral Akainu?" Rodney couldn't help complaining.

Kuzan is lazy and sleeps at work, and lives a life of dawdling. As long as it is a vacation, he rarely wastes it.

As for Huang Yuan... from 9 to 5, clock in for work, go to kindergarten after get off work to be the principal, and go to ppap on Sunday, life is very fulfilling, and occasionally wins the best actor, um, this life is great!

"Well, you can't say that, we have different tasks."

Aokiji is in charge of the sea area in the first half of the great route, and the yellow monkey is in charge of the safety of the navy headquarters, Chambord Island, Mary Joa and other sea areas, and also manages the scientific and technological troops. As for the red dog Sakaski, he is in charge of the new world , He often has to lead a team to go out on missions. Few of the pirates under his command can survive. Unless they are devil fruit capable, they are usually executed on the spot.

In terms of workload, the red dog is relatively heavy, while the workload on the Aokiji and Yellow Monkey is relatively small, and there is a group of lieutenant generals to help.

Otherwise, it is impossible to sleep all day for vacation, and the other sits in the office drinking tea and cutting nails.

A moment of silence for Akainu...

"Why did the majestic Hades Rayleigh get involved with a pirate hunter? And this pirate hunter is a Shichibukai."

Raleigh laughed, "I've retired, and now I'm an old man who drinks and gambles. By the way, he's also a film coater. This young man asked me to coat his boat. Of course I have to help. There's no way, he gave There are simply too many of them."

"This is the best way. After all, we don't want to have a conflict with you, the right and left hand of the One Piece." Kuzan clearly expressed the meaning of the Warring States period. He just doesn't want to, but it's not impossible. If there is a conflict, Raleigh's old acquaintance Garp may come Ask him to play Tai Chi and connect with him.

"Harmony makes money." Rayleigh is also an old man, and he has a good retirement life. He doesn't want to practice boxing with that old man Garp.

Kuzan nodded, and then asked Rodney: "What are you going to do with Germa's people?"

"Of course it's extortion. Since his son came to trouble me, for Reiju's sake, it's okay not to kill them, but the ransom must be sufficient, and you can also ask, their people go first, I'm just defending myself! And I want him to pay for soup and medicine, mental damage, property, this fee, that fee, oh, you can also ask the person in charge of Chambord Island to ask them for a land maintenance fee."

Everyone: "..."

The corner of Kuzan's mouth twitched, but he felt that what he said... makes sense. The Vinsmoke family is rich. As mercenaries, they are definitely rich, and what Rodney said is well-founded. Well, this kid will definitely open his mouth like a lion. Who told them to attack Rodney?

The Qibuhai are under the control of the World Government, but they have a certain degree of freedom. Apart from compulsory recruitment and payment of taxes, as long as they do not violate the rules of the World Government, even the World Government cannot control them.

Even if the Kingdom of Germa asks the world government to help, there is no reason, and the world government can't do anything about it. It can't be a nonsense reason, right? No one knows what will happen if you anger a Shichibukai.

What's more, Germa made the first move!

"Forget it, I'll talk to Marshal Warring States about whatever you want, I'll go first, thank you for the wine, ma'am." After drinking the wine in his glass, Kuzan took his suit and left. Obviously let Rodney do it himself.

"In this case, let's start, old man, last time I asked you to pay or not, now I insist on making you cry!" Rodney said viciously, found a phone bug from Yizhi's body, and handed it to Asked Reiju to let her operate.

Brought a cigar from Xia Qi and smoked it, making full momentum first.

"Hey, is Yiji's mission complete? Tell Reiju to talk to me." The phone worm had two upturned beards, which looked very funny, and his tone was very arrogant.

"Moses Moses, hello, Mr. Gage, I had a friendly and cordial meeting with you last time. I am very glad to have a conversation with you again. I wonder if you still remember?" Rodney's tone was full of Joking, it feels very cool.

"You... you are? Rodney?! Why did you make this call? Where is Yiji? Niji and Yongzhi?" Jiji was furious, trying to find out where his proud son was. place.

"No way, no way, no way? Mr. Gage, you don't really think that those three wastes can catch me with the proud work of an excellent scientist like you, do you?" Rodney said angrily. .

Robin chuckled on the sidelines, talking about yin and yang, his own captain can be said to be the number one, as soon as he opened his mouth, he knew he was an old hermaphrodite.

"Impossible! Yiji and the others are the most perfect, how could they fail? They are the crystallization of our Germa's highest technology, how could they lose to you?" I slapped the table.

"That's it? This is Germa's highest technology? No, isn't it? Mr. Gage, they are all in a half-dead state now. If this is a video phone bug, I really want you to see their defeated dogs. , It's really funny. Hahahaha...cough cough, sorry, it's so funny, I choked on laughter."

His wanton laughter stung Gage's nerves, and Gage's roar came from the other side: "Impossible! This is absolutely impossible!!"

"Do you think you're Boss Cao? It's impossible? Three hundred million per person, a total of 900 million Baileys, and the other three devil fruits, if you miss a word, just wait to find them in the stomachs of Neptunes. It’s bad that when you arrived, the whole sea was full of them, hahaha, oh yes, I forgot to tell you one thing, it’s useless for you to find the world government because it’s their hands, I’m just self-defense, so The world government has nothing to do with me, so it's either 900 million plus three devil fruits, or you just wait for me to tear up your ticket!"

After talking about the one-sided ticket tearing, smoking a cigar, exhaling a puff of green smoke, it's so cool!

Germa Kingdom

Jia Zhi smashed the table in front of him with one punch, and said angrily, "This kid! Damn it!" How many years has he not been angry like this? He was ignored and threatened, and he had nothing to do with the other party.

No, no, I have to think of a way, Reiju! Yes, Reiju is the starting point!

Suppressing his anger, he dialed the number over there again.

"Moses, Moses. What's the matter? Mr. Gage, the phone bill is very expensive. We suggest that you raise the money immediately and bring it here, otherwise you will tear up the ticket."

How dare you, a kidnapper, be so arrogant? !

Seeing such an arrogant kidnapper for the first time, Jia Zhi's nose was almost crooked.

"Where's Reiju? I'm going to talk to Reiju, she's by your side, right?"

There was a silence on the other side, and a faint voice came over: "Your old man is looking for you."

"Leave him alone, I don't want to talk to him."

"Oh, hang up then."

"Darling, the user you dialed is out of service area, please try again later! Beep——"

The phone bug was hung up.

Gage:? ? ?

Reiju's reaction made him fly into a rage. He was so angry that he called again, and when he was about to get angry, the formulaic answer came, "Sorry, the person you dialed has shut down, please call later!"

"Sorry..."

Gage: "..."

(?? ⊙ song?)?彡┻━┻

When he was about to beat the table, he found that there was no table to beat, and he was incompetent and furious. After yelling crazily for half a minute, he dialed the phone bug of the World Government, and he had to find his way back!