Naruto: Sakura Blizzard

"That's why Shuhe got fat by himself, it's not right..." Xiaoying shook her head, denying this guess herself. If she remembers correctly, Shuhe seemed to be a fat one when she was young.

"Could it be that the old man of six paths fed him fat?!"

Sakura guessed maliciously, and she didn't know how the old man Liudao raised the crane in the first place, and made him so fat.

"Can you stop discussing whether you are fat or not? Let's save Gaara first?!"

Temari is about to die of anxiety. She really doesn't care if Shuhe is fat or not, and she doesn't bother to care. Even if this thing is fat to the third height, it has nothing to do with her. The key now is Gaara.

"Naruto, psychic Bunta, give him an overwhelming..." Sakura looked at Naruto, with Bunta's body size, it was just right to fight against Shukaku.

"Look at me!" Naruto twitched his mouth and laughed, quickly making seals with both hands, and then jumped up with the greatest strength.

"Ninjutsu. Necromancerism——The art of roof collapse..."

A huge cloud of white mist emerged above Shuhe's head. Just as Shuhe looked up suspiciously, what caught his eyes was the huge butt of a fat toad.

"..." mmp!

Before Shouhe had time to swear, Mrs. Wen threw him directly on top of him. If it wasn't for Shouhe's huge size, he would have been crushed to death directly.

"It's a good trick for crows to fly..."

Sakura shook her head and sighed, Bunta is quite a respectable person. Namikaze Minato psychically came out to suppress Kyuubi in the Kyuubi Rebellion, and now Naruto psychically came out to suppress Ichizukaku, even in the original plot If Wen Tai hadn't retired at a critical time, I'm afraid the matter of crushing the ten tails would have to fall on his head. However, as a toad, Wen Tai can be considered to have reached the pinnacle of clam life.

"I love Luo..."

Temari's eyes went dark, and he almost fainted. Gaara is still staying on top of Shukaku's head. If it was accidentally hit just now, with Gaara's small body, it is estimated that even a scum would There will be no left.

"Don't worry, Shukaku is not stupid, Tailed Beast and Jinjuriki live and die together, you see, he has already taken Gaara back into his body!"

Sakura knew what Temari was worried about, so she pointed at the top of Morikaru's head and said.

"Really?" Temari looked up quickly, and then breathed a sigh of relief. "Fortunately, fortunately, Shouhe's brain is not completely broken!"

At this time, Wen Tai, who had just been psychic out, was still a little confused. Why was she brought out again during the meal? Could it be Jiraiya's trick again? No, this time he has to take revenge on Ziraiya.

Wen Tai, who was silently preparing revenge against Ziraiya, suddenly felt something moving under his feet, and was immediately full of doubts.

"Huh? What's moving? Jiraiya, why did you psych me out again?"

Before Wen Tai could finish his question, Shou He, who was pressed under his buttocks, suddenly turned over, and directly threw Wen Tai's body to the side.

"Which damned bastard dared to hit me, Lord Shouhe..."

Shouhe got up angrily. As a tailed beast, he had the best appearance [Shouhe himself felt that way], the best figure [still in his own opinion], and the strongest strength [needless to say, he still thinks it is] The one of the], I didn't expect that he would be sat on the buttocks of a toad today. From the perspective of Shouhe] The guy knows, I'm afraid he will laugh at him for the rest of his life.

"Master Shouhe, if you smash it, you will smash it, what else can you do?"

Mrs. Wen was almost thrown out by someone just now, and she was in a bad mood. After hearing what Shouhe said, she replied subconsciously, and then suddenly remembered, the name Shouhe is so familiar? !

While thinking about it, Wen Tai looked up and burst into tears instantly.

"Jiraiya, shall I knock..."

On that day, everyone in the entire Konoha Village heard the roar full of grief, indignation and despair. The face is bewildered. The voice seems to be Wentai, right? How did he offend him again?

Taking advantage of Jiraiya's stunned effort, Orochimaru hurriedly hid to the other side away from Jiraiya, his eyes were full of disgust, this guy almost wiped his snot on his clothes just now.

Then, Orochimaru felt something touched his body, turned his head and looked, his whole face was darkened, this tearful man holding his arm, isn't that stupid apprentice of his with a missing string in his head, isn't he? Looking at Jiraiya on the left, and looking at the red bean who was holding his arm and crying on the right, Orochimaru silently closed his eyes, committing crimes, it took eight lifetimes of bad luck to meet him So two people, that’s all, seeing is not seeing, so just treat yourself as blind.

Naruto was a little embarrassed on the top of Bunta's head.

"Well, Mrs. Wen, the one who psychic you is not a lecherous fairy, but me..."

"Huh? Uzumaki Naruto?" Wentai raised his eyeballs upwards, and almost vomited blood in a fit of anger. "It's you bastard, I know that your family doesn't have any good things, your father is psychic, I'll smash Nine Tails, and you are psychic, I'll smash one tail, both of you father and son are bastards..."

Wen Tai yelled heart-piercingly, and by the way, he made a note for Zilaiye in his heart. If that bastard Zilaiye hadn't handed over the psychic contract to these two people, he wouldn't have to be so unlucky. Pity him for being so handsome Zhengmao has a pair of 800-year-old parents on top, and two sons waiting to be fed below him. He hasn't seen his son get married yet, and he hasn't waited for his grandson to be born. Is he going to be cheated to death by this pair of father and son?

"Damn fat toad, you will die today..."

Shouhe looked at Mrs. Wen, his belly was trembling with anger, this fat toad that had been plagued by plague, he must make it into a toad, otherwise he would be sorry for his blood-stained yellow sand.

"Call me a fat toad? Dead civet cat, where are you so thin? You have such a big belly. If you don't know it, you might think you are pregnant. You are so fat, you are not afraid of being tall!"

Although she was a little sad in her heart, Tai Wen was not forgiving at all, and directly confronted Shouhe.

"Fatty toad, are you blind? This is my abs, it's a proof of my health, it's not a belly..."

Shou He jumped his feet angrily, screamed and cursed, and at the same time felt a little sad in his heart. People in the world are so ignorant that they don't understand aesthetics at all, and they always mistake his muscles for fat. It really makes people feel extremely sad.

ps: The comment asked if Shippuden will be written, this will definitely be written, the above~