Number One Ugly Husband

28. Fall In Love with Me Immediately

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Before Bao Ye stepped into the latrine, a strong stain smell attacked him.

The driver pushed the trolley into the latrine without any facial expression.

“I should know, he won’t treat me well.” Bap Ye almost brought up his breakfast.

Except for how smelly the latrine was, the shit stuck on the plank and the white worms on it would easily kill appetite. Besides, the fly and mosquitos were all over the toilet.

Pointed at the dirty plank which almost covered by filthy stuff and asked with depression, “Dong…his majesty want me to have lunch here?”

“Yes.”  The driver stoped the trolley, opened the steel cover on the plate. Bao Ye was astonished to see that there were only one bowl of rice, two steamed buns and a bowl of porridge.

Then, several flies that had stood on the shit stopped on the buns and rice.

Bao Ye: “…”

Tried his best to suppress his laughter, the driver opened the wine bottle and poured a glass of wine for Bao Ye.

The wine in the glass was clear and transparent, Bao Ye confused, “Isn’t it wine? How could it be clear?”

He smelt the glass, only felt the smell in the toilet.

“This is cold water, young master Jin. Have a nice time.” The driver handed over the meal to Bao Ye and left with the trolley.

“…” Glimpsed at the squatting place, then looked at the food in his hand, Bao Ye rolled his eyes and cursed, “Damn it! That spiteful jerk!”

The psychopath must be revenging him for his blood from broken pustules spurting to his wine. He wanted Bao Ye to recall this disgusting toilet whenever he saw steamed buns, rice and cold water, just like the psycho’s reminding of blood when he saw the wine.

“Help yourself at home.” Bao Ye suddenly heard Dongling Ce’s laugher in the low voice.

Bao Ye laughed at the air, “To show my gratitude, I would pee in your wine next time, your majesty,”

Suddenly, Dongling Ce’s laugher stopped.

Bao Ye grinned and took one sip of water, but the stink odor drove him to puke.

Dongling Ce’s laugher started again.

Spitted the water, Bao Ye went to the gate, but he was bounced back to the toilet by the spell on the gate.

Dongling Ce spoke sluggishly, “You can’t leave before these food were eaten.”

Touching the invisible gate, the strong power immediately bounced his hand off.

“……”

Strong power, he must be a real god.

But how could him never meet or even heard about him? How could he stay in the Top world for years without hearing his name? If Dongling family was also extinct as Zisang family?

On this moment, a dozen of slaves rushed in. They all slightly shocked by Bao Ye, who was holding the food in his hands.

“Mad man, eating at the toilet, you wanna eat shit with it?” The slaves all got used to turn naked towards each other. They loosed their pants and began to empty their bowels.

Looking at their huge “guns” and their shit, Bao Ye’s eye corners were almost cramped.

He immediately turned his back at him. Hearing the dropping sound of their shit, the stink odor in the toilet became stronger and thicker, while Dongling Ce’s laughers filled his ears.

Bao Ye cursed, “F**k, you’d better laugh to death.”

The slaves finished quickly within one minute, then they cleaned their butt with stones.

Holding the food in hands, Bao Ye rushed to asked them, “Wanna these?”

Dongling Ce said that he could leave only when the food was all eaten, but he never said who should eat the food.

The slaves were shocked for a while.

Bao Ye stretched the plate in front of them, “Take it if you want.”

Looked at each other, the slaves grabbed the food on the plate with the highest speed and quickly began to eat.

Bao Ye frowned when he saw the slaves gobbling the food regardless of the smelly air. The slaves in the lower world were so misery. They had to work for a dozen of hours heavily without having enough food. And they were always anxious about being beaten if they made any mistakes.

Dongling Ce just wanted to disgust Bao Ye, so he let him out of the toilet after the food were eaten up.

Returned to the limousine, Bao Ye quickly sat against Dongling Ce. He pulled his clothes on his chest and said, “Come on, have a try. Am I emitting pleasant odor?”

Then he lifted his arm and pointed at his armpit, “And here, have a try, this is the most masculine part all over me. I can ensure you that once you smell me at here, you will fall in love with me immediately.”

Dongling Ce felt speechless, “You will be more masculine if I throw you into the cesspool.”

“You can do it. If I was thrown into the cesspool, people around me would be polluted as well, even you, your majesty, would be stained by my smell.” Noticing Dongling Ce’s dark countenances, Bao Ye suddenly embraced him tightly, “If you dare to throw me there, I dare to hold you every day like this.”

“Let go.” Dongling Ce replied in a low voice.

“Okay.” Bao Ye agreed quickly, but before he loosed his hug, he rubbed his face against Dongling Ce’s by purpose, and smeared the blood from pustules on his face, then disappeared before him with the highest speed.

“You…” Faced with the empty seat, Dongling Ce’s couldn’t set off his rage, and he was even pissed off to smile, “this guy…”

Returning the sanity department, Lao Liu and other colleagues quickly surrounded him.

“Bao Ye, the owner really treated you?” Asked Lao Liu.

“The deacon called him Young Master Jin, couldn’t it be a treat?” A strong sense of jealousy embedded in Niao Gao’s words.

“My husband told me that the owners have the special food called steak, it tastes divine. Is it true?” Wang Qiao asked enviously.

“Hush, what is this sound?” Said Bao Ye suddenly.

The three people quickly returned to silence, only heard the growling of Bao Ye’s stomach.

“Do you hear my empty belly sing?” Bao Ye tittered.

His colleagues didn’t know what to say.

At the end of the day’s working time, Bao Ye was taken out of the gate without having anything for supper.

The long limousine stopped in front of him. He rolled his eyes and got on the car. “Dear your majesty, you’ve sought your revenge on me, I haven’t eaten anything the whole day, what do you want now?”

Dongling Ce curved his lips, “I want to take you to my banquet.”

Bao Ye didn’t refuse since he thought Zisang Yanruo might also come to the banquet. “Why would you take me to your banquet? I am an inferior slave.”

“Bored.” Replied Dongling Ce.

Bao Ye, “…”

He decided to tease him like a joke.

Ten minutes later, the limousine was driven into the joy city of the owners.

The daylight was dim, and the neon lights were glowing on the street. Their brightness even dwarfed the moonlight.

Bao Ye looked outside the window. He saw all the top slaves walking around. With the character “Li” marks on their face, they were living an even inferior life than the slaves in the city.

They lived like dogs: they could only bend down and followed their owner, they couldn’t stand up because they should be lower than their owner in height. When the owner spitted, they must hold their hands to catch the sputum and cleaned it stealthily. If their owner felt unhappy, they even need to swallow the spit. Some of them even crawled on the ground, with the chain held on their owner’s hand. And they had to endure the unreasonable beating from above.

Dongling Ce turned his eyes to Bao Ye and observed him silently.

As he knew, it was the first time this slave entered the joy city. But no excitement or curiosity was shown on his face. Dongling Ce was so curious about him.

Bao Ye asked with his rage suppressed, “All the slaves here are treated like this?”

Dongling Ce glimpsed out of the window and replied, “Not only here, all the slaves in the lower world are treated like animals.”

Bao Ye turned to him, “Do you have lots of these slaves in your mansion?”

“Yes,” Dongling Ce leaned on the seat back, “I hired a group of top slaves with grains, to prepare the banquet tonight.”

“Hire?” Bao Ye was confused, but he quickly knew what “hire” meant. When they arrived the mansion, he saw Jin Lingrui and Tang Kaiji, who were responsible for patrolling.

Pointed at them, Bao Ye asked, “They are hired by you?”

Dongling Ce teased, “Would you like to have a chat with your big brother?”

Bao Ye rolled his eyes at him, “Are you sure I won’t be beaten?”

Half of Jing Lingrui’s men were here, and they all held deep hatred to him. He wouldn’t be that silly to ask for trouble. Even though he could easily defeat them all, but he never wanted to hurt his foster father.

Dongling Ce smelt in a low voice.

The limousine stopped, Bao Ye got off first, and Jin Lingrui and his fellows immediately noticed him.

Tang Kaiji’s countenance suddenly turned dark, “How could this dirty swine be here?”

Pu He replied with low voice, “His owner is Mr. Dongling. He is always a sucker, it’s normal to see him here.”

Another top slave spitted, “Much dirtier than the swine.”

Ignored the angry sight from Tang Kaiji and his fellows, Bao Ye reached out to Dongling Ce and spoke politely, “Watch your step, your majesty.”

A tinge of smile flashed across Dongling Ce’s eyes. He put his hands into his.

“Be careful of the frame, your majesty.” Bao Ye covered the frame of the door with his hands, in case of him knocking on it.

Dongling Ce was astonished by his carefulness and attentiveness.

But these actions only represented Bao Ye as a qualified snob.

“Brother Dongling,” the joyful voice sounded like clipping slivery bells came out of the room, then a beautiful girl in pink dress rushed to Dongling Ce. She lifted a little of her dress and turned around, “Is my pink dress pretty?”

Tang Kaiji and his fellows were infatuated by her.

They’d never seen such a beauty. She was like an angle, and they couldn’t move their eyes from her.

Dongling Ce nodded, “Pretty.”

Zisang Yanruo hugged his arm happily, “I know you will like it! Oh, by the way, my brother invited his friends here, I’ll introduce them later.”

She led Dongling Ce into the mansion.

Bao Ye entered the building after them, he suddenly stopped when he saw the people in the hall.