Number One Ugly Husband

77. It Stinks (1)

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Tang Kaiji clutched his belly, “My belly aches, oh my god, I need the toilet. I’ll be back soon.”

“Okay.”

Tang Kaiji rushed to the toilet, the next second, all the people in the toilet ran out from it.

“Oh my gosh it stinks!”

“That smell kills.”

“I was almost fainted.”

The slaves in 50 meters around the toilet were almost fainted by this smell. “Is someone shit or a skunk farting! It kills!”

Everyone hided away from there.

Ten minutes later, Tang Kaiji came out of the toilet palely. He was shocked when he saw no one appeared around one hundred meters around the toilet. Couldn’t they be expelled by his shit?

He returned his team with embarrassment, wondering why his shit was so smelly.

“Kaiji, are you all right?” Pu He held Tang Kaiji as he saw his legs shivering and he was likely about to fell at any second.

“I’m fine.” Tang Kaiji collapsed on the ground, “Just need a few minutes to rest.”

Ren Qing and Tang Bu came to him, “Kaiji, what’s wrong with you?”

“I’m OK, uncles, I just need to rest for a while.” Tang Kaiji fell asleep as he spoke.

“Hush, let him sleep for a while.” Pu He said.

Tang Bu and Ren Qing nodded and left. They left the team of the Southern District and came to a place nobody was there.

Ren Qing whispered, “The ugly slave must have given that ugly girl poison.”

They inadvertently saw the ugly slave giving a bottle to the ugly girl when they were in the building. To find out the purpose of the ugly slave, they followed that ugly girl for a while and saw she put what in the bottle into the water of Tang Kaiji.

Tang Bu nodded, “Ji felt uncomfortable immediately when he had that water. He looks pale just now, what’s in the bottle must be the root. But why did ugly slave poison him?”

“You know ugly slave. He doesn’t need a reason to harm people. He kills anyone who he doesn’t feel good about.”

“Make sense.” Tang Bu thought for a second, “Qing, let’s steal that poison and give it to my brother, when he was dying, we can…”

Ren Qing smirked, “Perfect idea.”

“Then next we…” Tang Bu whispered beside Ren Qing’s ear.

Ren Qing nodded, “I’ll go right now.”

He left and found Zisang Yanruo, then trust towards her as if he hadn’t seen her. But to his surprise, he was bounced back by the girl and fell on the ground by his own reaction force.

Ren Qing was shocked. This girl looked so weak but stand so firm. She didn’t even fell by such a huge force!

Zisang Yanruo frowned as she saw him. She bended to hold him. “Are you alright?”

Ren Qing was stunned for a second and pretended to hurt badly, “My waist, it hurts!”

He put all his weight onto Zisang Yanruo and winked to Tang Bu.

Tang Bu came to them immediately and stuck in between them, “Qing, Qing, are you OK?”

At the same time, his hand sneaked into the pocket on Zisang Yanruo’s trousers, it took away the bottle and replace it with a stone.

Seeing him succeed, Ren Qing stood straight right away, “Fine, I’m fine now.”

Zisang Yanruo was relieved, “That’s nice.”

After she left, Tang Bu hurried to pour the medicine into a bowl. But he still left a little half in the bottle.

“Why don’t you pour it all?” Asked Ren Qing.

“That’s for Ji.” Tang Bu put some water into the bottle for fear of being discovered.

Ren Qing tutted, “Ji is your nephew.”

“He is your nephew, too.” Tang Bu twisted the bottle cap and wiped out the water around the bottleneck, “I’m going to ‘return’ it to her.”

“OK.”

Tang Bu caught up with Zisang Yanruo and yelled, “Girl, girl!”

Seeing it was Tang Bu, Zisang Yanruo didn’t respond enthusiastically.

“Is it the bottle you dropped?” Tang Bu put out the bottle and asked.

Zisang Yanruo reached in her pocket immediately but only took out a small stone. “What’s up? How could it become a stone?”

Tang Bu pretended knowing nothing about her words and asked again, “Is it yours? If it is not, I need to go to ask other people.”

“It’s mine. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” Tang Bu turned around and left.

Looking at the stone and the bottle, Zisang Yanruo dropped the stone and opened the bottle cap to smell. “Why the medicine became thin?”

She looked at the back of Tang Bu in doubt.

Tang Bu came back to Ren Qing, “We need to succeed at one time. During today’s dinner time, let your sister put all the medicine to my brother’s food. Even he is not killed, this will take half of his life. Then we take his power stone when he is sick.”