People are watching variety show videos, and all the heroines have their defenses broken

At the same time, in the Ruyang Prince's Mansion,

Zhao Min also looked confused when he heard the three words"Duresi".

She had never heard such a strange name before. She recognized every word, but she didn't know what it meant when put together.

Looking at the innocently smiling girl in the picture, Zhao Min couldn't help but murmured,

"What does it mean?"

"Why do I hear the immortals say that this Durex seems to be very interesting?"

After hearing Zhao Min's words, the two elders Xuan Ming couldn't help but nodded, and then said,

"But no matter what, it’s really nice to be able to see such beauties as soon as you get up!"

"It would be great if the little fairy could wear less clothes."

Soon, under the gaze of the entire mixed martial arts world, the picture in the light curtain began to rotate.

As the picture rotated, the video commentary sound also came.

【last night】

【Some people are busy】

【......well】

【And I am actually studying Durex’s copywriting over the years】

【One Du a year, ends at midnight】

【no matter howOn any festival, you can always see Durex’s figure】

【Especially for festivals such as Chinese Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day, Durex will always come up with some magical copywriting】

【At this second, 600,000 people around the world are kissing】

【And the next second, there were 20,000 people in the world hugging each other】

【We're ready for you in front of the screen】

【Those writings that are as tender and touching as poetry. 】

Seeing this paragraph in front of me, not to mention the netizens, even Su Hang couldn't help but scratch his head.

It has to be said that after so many years of accumulation, the Durex team has become the god of copywriting.

For otakus like Su Hang, it is not necessary to buy Durex products during Chinese Valentine's Day every year, but Durex's copywriting , but be sure to take a good look.

It's best to excerpt it and experience it carefully.

If possible, memorize these words and come in handy when picking up girls in the future. This is a real bonus.

At this moment, the picture on the sky screen changed again, and the first copy of Durex was about to appear.

【I just want to do four things with you every day and eat three meals a day. ]

Seeing this sentence in front of him, Su Hang couldn't help but give a thumbs up. wonderful! It’s really exquisite!

At first glance, this sentence seems ordinary, but after careful consideration, I feel that the person who wrote this sentence is definitely an experienced driver.

30This ultimate connotation and concept is really beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

Copywriting like this is not only liked by 1sps like Su Hang, but also by many girls nowadays.

Don't think that only boys are 1sp. In fact, girls are several levels higher than boys when it comes to sex.

Someone once calculated that most of the guys who specialize in writing sexy short articles on the Internet are girls.

Although in the articles, all of them are male protagonists and gentlemen, but who dares to believe that these blood-soaking articles and illustrations were actually written by little rotten girls.

The reason why little rotten girls can achieve such achievements in this field, and even have the momentum to faintly overwhelm men, is definitely one of the reasons why Durex's copywriting is.

This unintentional teasing really makes people feel itchy and unbearable, and they can't stop.

Sure enough, just after the first sentence appeared, the entire mixed martial arts world couldn't help but be in an uproar.

Just like in the real world, when people first read this sentence, they didn't think there was anything wrong at first.

After all, the concept of three meals a day has a history of thousands of years.

Except in the earliest ancient times, when was there not three meals a day?

Three meals a day, four seasons all year round, isn’t this life itself?

However, if you break these four words apart, it is obvious that they do not mean that.

One day is one day, three meals are three meals, which adds up to exactly four things.

People use extremely obscure words to express every morning full of love.

This kind of skill is evident.

In Wanmei Villa,

Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Manlou and Ximen Chuixue were stunned when they saw this.

Obviously, even someone as smart as Lu Xiaofeng could not appreciate the subtle chill expressed in this sentence.

At this time, he just closed his eyes slightly and tried to adapt to the sentence pattern and structure of the copywriting.

Huamanlou, on the other hand, gently shook her folding fan and tasted it carefully.

"three meals a day.....three meals a day....."

"Throughout the ages, who has not eaten three meals a day?"

As the words continued to blurt out,

Huamanlou suddenly had an idea, as if he had understood something.

Then he paused and said to Lu Xiaofeng beside him,

"Brother Lu, what is that sentence before three meals a day? Lu

Xiaofeng frowned and then replied,

"I just want to do four things with you every day...."

Hearing this, Hua Manlou blushed instantly and couldn't help but move her hands.

At that moment, he really realized it.

Immediately, Hua Manlou smiled lightly and said,

"Brother Lu, Brother Ximen, can you try reading them separately?"

Sure enough, according to the method explained by Hua Manlou, the two of them tried it for a while and instantly understood the meaning of this sentence. For a moment, Lu Xiaofeng patted his thigh and couldn't help but sigh,

"Wonderful! How exquisite!"

"I really don’t know where this expert came from?"

Ximen Chuixue also couldn't help but said with a look of embarrassment,

"If so, what exactly is this Durex?"

Just when the three of them looked curious, the scene above the sky changed again.

The girl in the black dress stood up and walked towards a man with a sweet look on her face.

The man was lying on the sofa, and the girl The child was lying on the man.

The two looked at each other with indescribable sweetness on their faces.

Then the whole picture began to blur and nothing could be seen.

But in this blurry picture, Durex products suddenly appeared Schematic diagram, different sizes, different appearances, different patterns, especially the pointed shape in the front, which is particularly eye-catching.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaofeng, who has always been well-informed, finally reacted

"It turns out to be this!"

For a moment, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but blush.

He never expected that the Durex mentioned in the sky was actually made for this.

In fact, this type of family planning products was not invented by Durex or several other manufacturers. Yes, according to the research of later historians, this kind of thing existed many years ago, and the earliest category can be traced back to ancient times.

However, the material used by humans at that time was not natural rubber, but fish bladder or Animal small intestines, especially the small intestines of lambs, were once favored by the palace doctors.

Not only were the materials comfortable, but the key was that they felt very good.

At that time, the doctors could make them by hand and solve the emperor's problems.

And Lu Xiaofeng saw He is very knowledgeable and has dealt with many people in the palace.

Just seeing this familiar shape, he roughly guessed what it was.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but cover her chest and shouted loudly,

"It’s incredible!"

"Never thought you could sell this?"

"crazy! Totally crazy!"

On the other side, when Lu Xiaofeng and others were falling into madness and unable to extricate themselves, the picture on the sky screen turned again, and the second sentence of copy was about to come out.

【I want to drill wood into you to make fire and ignite this life. ]

As soon as these words came out, it was even more outrageous. The entire mixed martial arts world was instantly in an uproar and could not stop at all.

Before this, audiences in various dynasties had never heard such words.

It's not particularly explicit, but it has a unique charm.

If you are willing to put down what you are doing and savor it carefully, you might not be able to taste a special future.

And as this advertisement was about to come out, a matching picture also appeared on the sky screen.

The man and woman in the picture are wearing suits of the same color. They are holding each other gently and looking forward.

Just from the way they were dressed, it was clear that the two of them had a close relationship.

Seeing this scene, (to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

In Yihua Palace, Yao Yue's face turned red again, and her heart started to beat loudly.

What she had to admit was that in all her years of living, she had never heard such words.

After having the previous pictures and explanations, Yaoyue gradually became accustomed to Durex's style.

All in all, this is a brand that is not very superficial but has profound connotations.

Especially after seeing their products, Yao Yue felt bad.

She paused, pointed at the picture in the sky and asked,

"Lianxing, what is that?"

Seeing this, Lianxing couldn't bear it, and immediately lowered his head and refused to speak.

My sister is simple and has never been interested in men, but Lianxing is not like that.

In fact, over the years, if it weren't for Yaoyue's strict discipline, If so, Lianxing might get married early.

Therefore, Lianxing doesn’t know anything about feelings, marriage, and the relationship between men and women.

And at this moment, seeing Lianxing’s face rosy and speechless,

Invitation After Yue thought carefully for a moment, he savored these words again and suddenly understood in his heart.

At that moment, the Palace Master of Yihua Palace couldn't help but feel his scalp numb.

Not only did his heart beat faster, but his breathing also became rapid.[]

Different sizes, different styles, and different appearances are far beyond Yaoyue's imagination.

She knew that life in the other world was completely different, but she never expected that it would be so different.

How dare you even put such a thing on a light screen and openly sell it?

Thinking of this, Yao Yue couldn't help but lower her head and murmured in a low voice,

"It's incredible..."

At the same moment, as Sister Yaoyue finished speaking, the picture on the sky screen started to scroll again.

【One person is the axis and the other is suspended in the air. ]

Seeing this sentence in front of him, not to mention the audience in the mixed martial arts world, even Su Hang looked confused at this time.

After savoring it carefully, Su Hang finally reacted and smiled like an experienced driver.

And as this sentence was revealed, the mixed martial arts world was in an uproar again.

After the previous experiences, everyone knew that this meant something else, but when it came to the specific meaning, they couldn't tell for a while.

In the Prince's Palace of Beiliang,

Xu Fengnian held his chin in one hand, looking at the two sentences in front of him, thinking hard.

He never expected that a few random words from Durres would be so interesting.

Xu Fengnian closed her eyes and recalled the various palace secrets in her mind.

Suddenly, Xu Fengnian felt an idea come to him and he understood instantly

"I see!"

"This young master finally understands it!"

After saying this, Xu Fengnian couldn't help but blush, and he couldn't help but feel embarrassed. It's unbelievable that the immortals in the sky would openly talk about this kind of thing. Is this possible?

If it weren't for Xu Fengnian I’ve seen so much that I’m afraid I won’t be able to recall it for a while.

After hearing Xu Fengnian’s words, everyone couldn’t help but be stunned again. Before anyone else could speak, Lao Huang was the first to come over.

He smiled softly, Then he said to Xu Fengnian,

"Prince, you have to be the first to tell Lao Huang!"

Hearing this, Xu Fengnian smiled softly and whispered in Lao Huang's ear for a while.

As he listened, Lao Huang couldn't help but blush, and became quite embarrassed.

"No, Your Majesty, this is too bold...."

"I never thought that immortals also play like this?"

Xu Fengnian nodded, and then said seriously,

"If I hadn't been well-informed, I probably wouldn't have been able to guess the secret!"

At the same time, when the female family members saw Xu Fengnian and Lao Huang smiling at each other with wretched looks on their faces, their faces suddenly turned red.

Although they were extremely curious in their hearts, they had to lower their heads without saying a word.

After all, at the moment, In this era, these matters of defense between men and women cannot be discussed openly.

Especially the slogans one after another are provocative and extremely explicit.

Although the women are curious, they have to pretend to be reserved.

Even when Xu Fengnian and Lao Huang were discussing secretly, the picture on the sky screen changed again, and the fourth advertising slogan was about to come out.

【Take the place of that doctor and give you a comprehensive physical examination. And in your genes, 750 implants a mutation that loves me. 】

Because this sentence contains too many modern biological rankings, it is quite difficult for viewers in the mixed martial arts world to understand.

Although everyone was discussing it, it was impossible to miss every word, but no one could tell the reason.

Only Princess Yunluo looked frustrated and couldn't help complaining,

"I don't understand this sentence at all...."

"Not as interesting as the previous sentences."

However, when she thought that she could meet the immortal in her dream, Princess Yunluo was not in a hurry at all.

If you really can't understand, it's okay. At worst, you can just ask the immortal himself.

Soon, in the entire Zongwu Amid the heated discussions around the world, the pictures in the light screen continued to change, and the fifth advertising slogan also appeared.

【I just want to be with you, soft and soft. 】

As soon as these words came out, the entire mixed martial arts world was in an uproar.

Such an obvious word, the meaning could not be clearer.

With the image of a man and a woman embracing each other after the advertisement, even a fool can understand the meaning.

But for the audience in the mixed martial arts world, such obvious words can still be seen?

This is just unbelievable and absolutely audacious.

In the Sui Dynasty, within the Yinkui sect.

At this time, Wanwan's eyes widened, her beautiful eyes spread everywhere, she held her cheeks, and after seeing the last sentence on the screen, she asked Zhu Yuyan curiously,

"Master, do you know what this sentence means?"

"Why is Wanwan looking over and over, but she still can't figure out why?......"

"And this last sentence, what is softness versus softness?"

Now Wanwan is eighteen or nineteen years old, which is the age when cardamom first blooms.

She knows everything, especially martial arts, but when it comes to the relationship between men and women, Wanwan is a little ignorant.

Because of this, when she When I saw the last sentence of the advertisement, I couldn't help but ask Zhu Yuyan.

At this time, Zhu Yuyan was still fine, but when Wanwan asked this question, his whole body became nervous.

Looking at the words in the picture again, Zhu Yuyan also He couldn't help but blush, and was very embarrassed.

How could someone say something like this?

How could someone say something like this?

As a master, Zhu Yuyan didn't want Wanwan to embark on her own path of no return.

Because there At the end of the road, there is almost nothing except the deception and betrayal of men.

Thinking of this, Zhu Yuyan snorted softly and said rather embarrassedly,

"For children, don’t ask so many questions!"

"Now you should practice hard!"

At the same time, in the real world, after reading the review of Durex's copywriting in front of him, Su Hang couldn't help but have a flash of dark red on his face.

I have to say that Durex guys are really good at teasing.

Especially before every holiday, Durex's copywriting is simply a classic.

It's just the right amount of provocation and vague ambiguity. Not to mention a man like Su Hang, even if it were a woman, she wouldn't be able to stand it.

"That’s it, let’s take another look"