Pirates: Bleach Vice-Captain

"Hello, handyman!"

"Oh, I heard you have to work here for a year."

"Is it time to change our pirate flag?"

Luffy came out to entertain the guests, and Chenqi and the other four happened to come here to have dinner, and they "sneered" at him.

Luffy's head grew bigger and he yelled at everyone: "You guys are eating delicious food here behind my back, isn't it too much?"

At this time, Sanji was pouring wine for a guest at another table. He saw Nami suddenly startled and came over like a lunatic. Her eyes turned into the shape of hearts: "Ah! The sea, thank you. I met him today! God! Please continue to make fun of me who is lost in love! If I could be with you, let alone be a pirate, I would be willing to be a devil! However, we There is just one small obstacle..."

Chenqi, Luffy, Zoro, Usopp:? ?

Nami:! !

"Your biggest obstacle is me, right?"

"Huh? Stinky old man?" Sanji hadn't finished confessing to Nami, and Zhepu's appearance seemed to ruin their atmosphere.

"This is a good opportunity. Go be a pirate. I think this store doesn't need you anymore." Zhepu looked serious, as if he wasn't joking.

Sanji responded tit-for-tat: "Hey, stinky old man, I'm the sous chef here. Since you say this restaurant doesn't need it, what do you mean?"

Zhepu snorted coldly: "You often fight with male customers, and you light up when you see a beautiful girl. Your cooking skills are terrible, and other chefs also have great prejudices against you. You can only be here. You’re a burden! No matter if you’re a pirate or whatever you do, it’s best to get out of this store right now!”

"You damn stinky old man!" After hearing these words, Sanji couldn't bear it anymore. He went over and grabbed Zhepu's chest, "I can tolerate whatever you say, but you can never insult me. Cooking! No matter what you say, I have to be a chef here!"

"You bastard! How dare you grab my collar?" Zhepu became more and more angry as he spoke, and punched Sanji hard to the ground.

Sanji stood up with his hands on the ground and said angrily to Zhepu: "Asshole! Even if you drive me away, I will continue to be a chef here until you die!"

As Zhepu said, he walked out of the restaurant silently: "I will not die, I can live for 100 years."

"Stubborn old man!"

After Zhepu left, Luffy looked at Sanji with a smile on his face: "That's great, he agreed to you becoming a pirate!"

Sanji's head grew bigger and his teeth became sharper: "I think you are the same size!"

Then like a ghost, he took a glass of wine and floated to Nami: "I'm really sorry just now. In order to express my apology, I specially offer you Gandaumanyafud liqueur. Please use it with caution, Your Highness Princess."

Na Mei smiled broadly: "Thank you so much!"

Sanji immediately acted like a gentleman: "You're welcome, this is what I should do."

"You are so considerate."

Seeing this scene, Usopp was not happy: "Hey, don't you have any apology for us? Be careful, I will sue you for sexism, you perverted chef!"

Sanji held a cigarette in his mouth: "Didn't I serve you coarse tea? Don't be dissatisfied, you bastard!"

Usopp: "Hey, are you looking for a beating? Chenqi, come and give him a slap."

Chen Qi waved his hand: "Go up yourself..."

At this time, Nami touched Sanji's cheek: "Brother Chef..."

Sanji's face suddenly turned into an expression like a gorilla: "Yes...yes!!"

"I think the food here is a bit expensive for us, you see..."

Sanji was already fascinated, his eyes were full of love: "Of course...it's free!!"

"You are such a good person, I'm so happy!"

Sanji seemed to have become confused, but when he turned to look at Usopp, he turned into a dead fish face: "You guys pay the bill obediently!"

"What?"

Chen Qi broke into a cold sweat: "Are you a witch?"

Luffy was drinking a drink with a contented look on his face, but Sanji turned around with an annoyed look on his face and hit Luffy on the head, causing Luffy to choke on his drink.

"By the way, why are you, a handyman, still here? There are many customers, so go back and work for me!"

Then, he dragged Luffy away like a dead dog.

In the past few days, Luffy had been living a happy life as a handyman at Barati's Restaurant, and everyone was accompanying him. However, such happy days did not last long. Soon, an uninvited guest came to the restaurant.

A pirate ship sailed towards the sea. The pirate flag was in tatters, but it was like a demon flying.

Anyone can tell at a glance that this is the flag of the Creek Pirates, the largest pirate group in the East China Sea!

When Crick comes, who of the diners in the restaurant can sit still? They all ran away like flying, only hating their parents for losing two legs.

"It's [Admiral] Creek's ship, it can't be wrong!"

"Why did he come here?"

Usopp was so frightened that he turned pale: "Hey, let's run away quickly!"

Luffy said to Sanji with an innocent look on his face: "What a big ship. Is this Akin coming to repay your favor?"

As Crick's ship got closer, everyone realized that although the ship was large (close to a large warship), it was in tatters.

Those who saw it guessed that this was not man-made. There were very few people in the East China Sea who could damage such a large ship to this extent. It was more like a natural disaster.

Then, two people got off the broken pirate ship.

Ah Jin supported their boss [Admiral] Creek!

Without any of the majesty and ferocity of the past, Creek fell to the ground hungry.

Ah Jin's face was full of anxiety: "Please give us some food and water, otherwise our captain will die!"

When Chef Paddy saw it, he looked gloating and burst into laughter: "Wow hahaha! It's so ridiculous that the infamous [Admiral] Creek has turned into this!"

Ah Jin immediately retorted: "We brought money this time, so we are guests!"

Chef Paddy snorted: "We will contact the navy immediately. This guy is so weak, we cannot give him a grain of rice and a drop of water! Now is the perfect opportunity to eliminate them!"

The chefs present all agreed with Paddy.

At this time, Creek pushed Ajin aside, with a fierce look on his face, and walked towards Paddy menacingly, and then...

With a "plop", people knelt down!

"I won't do anything bad. As long as you give me something to eat and drink, I will listen to you in everything! Please, save us, even if it's scraps!"

The arrogant and domineering Crick, who was galloping across the East China Sea, was wailing extremely sadly...