Pirates: Bleach Vice-Captain

In the East China Sea, there is a pirate ship on a certain island port.

An old and fat woman with a face full of freckles was patrolling the deck carrying a mace. All the crew members were silent when they saw her.

She is [Iron Rod] Arrita, the captain of this pirate ship, with a bounty of 5 million beli.

In the eyes of the crew, this old woman has obviously reached menopause. She has a bad temper and is moody. She will hit her with a mace if she disagrees with her, which is enough to make people drink a pot. So the crew are afraid of her.

He looked at a somewhat dirty deck, then touched the railing on the edge of the ship and felt the dust on his hand.

Then, her ferocious eyes couldn't help but glance at the boatman in charge of sanitation.

When the boatman saw him like this, his hair stood on end: "Yes...I'm sorry! Miss Arrita! I...we have cleaned it very carefully and will clean it again soon. Please...please give us one more time" Chance!"

Arrita didn't listen to all the nonsense he said, so she raised her mace and smashed it in the face.

"Please don't do this, I will die... ugh!"

Next to her, a short, fat boy with round glasses saw this scene and was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.

"Kerby, what is the most beautiful thing in this sea?" Arrita asked coldly, carrying the mace.

Kebi scratched his head and broke into a cold sweat: "Of course...it's you, Miss Arrita..."

"So, I hate dirty things the most. How can I, with such an appearance, allow a dirty ship? Do you think that's right?" Then, he looked at Kebi with his ugly and indifferent eyes, "If If you hadn’t had relatively rich knowledge about the ocean, I wouldn’t have been able to keep you alive until now!”

Kebi suddenly knelt on the ground: "Yes... yes, thank you Miss Arrita for not killing me!"

"And besides that, you're good for nothing! Clean my shoes!"

She kicked Kirby hard and stretched her feet in front of him. Kebi had no choice but to obey his orders.

"Also, you must keep this place spotless for me, otherwise, I will not accept this iron rod in my hand!"

"Obey...obey!"

...

Perhaps they were all frightened by Arrita, and they immediately threw themselves into the cleaning. For fear of neglect, no one noticed that an inconspicuous boat was coming here.

"Huh? There is actually a pirate ship here." Chen Qi touched his chin and pondered for a moment, "Go over and take a look. You shouldn't encounter any powerful characters here. They are pirates anyway. Maybe you can grab some. thing."

Chen Qi thought, slowly approaching him...

On a pirate ship.

In the cabin, Kebi unexpectedly found a wooden barrel. The barrel was heavy and he didn't know what was in it. He frowned, not knowing how to deal with it. After thinking for a moment, he felt that he should talk to Arrita about this, so he pushed it towards the deck...

It was obvious that Arrita's menopause had reached an advanced stage. Before the pirates had finished cleaning up, he suddenly appeared on the deck again holding a mace: "Let me ask you, what is the most beautiful thing on this sea? "

His sudden ugly face startled everyone: "Al Rita, of course it's Miss Al Rita!"

Arrita still seemed dissatisfied after hearing this. She picked up the collar of one of them and asked with a fierce expression: "Yes, but your face seems a bit reluctant. What? Do you want to disobey me?" "

Cold sweat broke out on the pirate's forehead: "No...there is no such thing!"

"Miss Arrita is the most beautiful and ladylike!"

"Haha, an ugly old woman can actually scare you like this!"

While everyone was still vying to clap their hands and praise the captain for his beauty, a discordant voice came out.

"Nani?!"

"I'll go and risk my life, right? Who dares to say that to the captain?"

Everyone looked left and right, and there was a young man holding a sword standing next to the mast.

This person is Chen Qi.

"Holy crap, who is this?"

"I've never seen it before."

"Idiot, he's not one of ours at all. How did he get here?"

"Get him!"

While everyone was watching Chen Qi talking, almost no one noticed that Arrita's face changed from white to red, and from red to purple.

"Ugly? Old woman? Who are you talking to?" Arrita's face was gloomy and creepy, staring at Chen Qi.

Seeing Arrita like this, all the crew members were speechless and didn't even dare to take a breath.

At this time, it is no longer important whether Chen Qi is a member of this ship, or how Chen Qi sneaked onto this ship.

Arrita hates being called ugly and old (just like Bucky hates being called red nose), and if someone mentions these two words in front of her, the result will be death or worse than death. .

"Are there any other women here besides you? Ugliness is ugly, and you have to be brave enough to admit it. Oh, by the way, in addition to being old and ugly, you are also very fat. If you want to lose weight, I can teach you, I have a home remedy here." Chen Qi seemed to have no idea of ​​his situation at this time, not only smiling, but also full of ridicule in his tone.

"I'm going to chop you into pieces! Throw you into the sea and feed it to the fish!"

Arrita was already so angry that she couldn't describe it in words. She roared hysterically and rushed over.

Chen Qi's smile remained unchanged, he had already anticipated his move and raised his sword to meet him.

At this time, Kerby happened to push the barrel over and wanted to ask the captain what to do with it. However, without paying attention, the barrel suddenly let go and rolled towards this side.

At this time, Arrita was charging towards Chenqi like crazy. The barrel came over and threw her into the mud.

When Kebi saw this, he was so frightened that the hairs on his body stood up: "Yes... I'm sorry, Miss Arrita, I really didn't... I really didn't mean it... please forgive me!"

Having been said that by Chen Qi just now and being knocked down by Kebi in this way, his current mood was indescribable. His eyes were like a she-wolf that had been hungry for three days and three nights, and he got up from the deck.

Suddenly, there was a loud "bump", and the barrel suddenly burst open like a magic trick. A young man in a straw hat raised his fists and shouted: "Wow, haha, I was saved. I thought I was going to die in the sea." It’s over!”

The sudden figure emerging from the barrel not only startled everyone, but also made Arrita fall down again.

"Wha...what the hell?!"

"Is it a human or a ghost?"

The pirates had completely ignored Arrita's failure three times, and all their eyes were focused on the straw hat boy.

The straw hat boy picked his nose: "Who are you?"

Everyone's heads grew larger, their teeth became sharper, and they all said in unison: "We should ask you this, right?"

This way of appearing is indeed a bit surprising.

Chen Qi was also startled at first, and then the corners of his mouth curved slightly: Monkey D. Luffy, I didn’t expect to meet you here...