Plug-in Players In Marvel

What should we do to appease the minions who are more active than monkeys?

Holding back the sharp and chaotic shouts of the minions, Shi Xiaolei quickly used his brain to find the answer from his memory.

Not to mention, it really reminded him of a key point.

then……

"Uh huh~!" He coughed hard, narrowed his eyes, and imitated the villains in the movie, pretending to be serious and a little impatient.

He raised his arm, grabbed the minion that had crawled to his chest, and patted his clothes.

The minions fell down one after another, some hit their companions, some fell directly to the ground, and a few unlucky ones rolled a little far.

Shi Xiaolei grabbed the leading minion with one hand and slowly squatted down.

As he squatted down, his eyes slowly shifted from the face of the minion in his hand to the group of little guys on the ground.

"Hey, hey, hey, beep!"

"Boss~!"

Most of the minions have been frightened by Shi Xiaolei's deliberately fake appearance. However, just like the little guy named ‘Bob’ in movies and short films, among the group of minions in front of us, there are also a few who are stupid and can’t read the air.

"Shh~, shut up." Shi Xiaolei put down the minion in his hand and made a silent gesture.

Then, he spread his hands again, as if holding something in vain, slowly tightened them, and squeezed harder: "Now, listen to me. Whoever dares to interrupt me, I will... crush him to death! Do you understand? "

As if commanded by someone, the minions raised their arms in an extremely neat manner, and each covered their mouths with their hands. The rapid movements of his head are at the same frequency, so neat.

"Very good." Shi Xiaolei lowered his voice and smiled fiercely: "From now on, you are my subordinates. Do you have any objection to this?"

The minions shook their heads in unison... There was a dull little guy who wanted to answer aloud, but obviously the one next to him was faster. The guy raised his hand and slapped the fool on the face, knocking back the cry he wanted to make.

"Very good, your performance is good." After naming and praising the discerning little guy, Shi Xiaolei smiled and continued to say to the minions: "Since you have become my subordinates, you must abide by my rules. rules. Speaking of which, I am a very talkative person, and I don’t have many things that need to be tabooed. There is just one thing you must remember... In addition to me, there are also my family and a few friends who don’t need to hide. Absolutely You are not allowed to be exposed to other people, do you understand?"

Can't be exposed? When the minions heard this, not only were they not dissatisfied, but they became even more excited.

To say why, the reason is actually very simple.

The ideal of the minions is to 'follow the big bad guy'. The worse the person, the more they will regard him as their idol. At this moment, in their little heads, Shi Xiaolei's words 'don't be exposed' have been transformed into 'because he has done many bad things, so he must hide'.

This kind of misunderstanding has occurred, and with these weird ideas, it is really strange not to be excited.

"It seems we have reached an agreement, right?" Shi Xiaolei nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, since you are so obedient, then I, as the boss, will not be stingy."

As he spoke, Shi Xiaolei waved his hand and took out a bunch of bananas as a food reserve from his space backpack.

"Bah na na~~~~!!!!!"

If the yearning for bad guys is an ideal that comes from the heart, then the obsession with bananas is an instinct engraved deep in the soul.

For the Minions, no one or thing in the world is more important than bananas. In terms of priority, Banana is higher than Boss.

No, when they saw the bananas Shi Xiaolei took out, these little guys immediately fell into madness.

What orders, what warnings, the shock brought about by Shi Xiaolei's pretense of evil, were forgotten by the minions in the blink of an eye.

As if possessed by evil spirits, the little guys jumped up one after another, trying to reach out to reach for the banana in Shi Xiaolei's hand. Some of the impatient ones even climbed up Shi Xiaolei's trouser legs again.

"What are you doing?" Is this okay? Shi Xiaolei quickly shouted: "Stand still for me~! You're not obedient, are you? Then I'll put it away."

As he spoke, Shi Xiaolei turned his arms and stuffed the banana back into his backpack.

"Bah na na~~~."

Looking at the empty hands, the minions fell into panic, and their shouts were full of regrets.

"If you are disobedient, there is no banana. If you are obedient, everyone has it."

Standing up and cooperating with the instructions, Shi Xiaolei repeated it several times. Finally, he held the banana in one hand and akimbo with the other, looking down at the minions on the ground: "Now, line up for me. No chaos, no quarrels, come one by one. Whoever makes trouble will not have bananas to eat, understand?" "

You look at me and I look at you. The minions blinked their big round eyes and looked at each other.

"Let's go~!" After a moment, the minions pressed their legs together in unison, raised their right hands, and saluted Shi Xiaolei in unison, as if they were troops undergoing review.

"Very well, soldiers, gather as a team~!"

"Let's go~!"

Although their brains are not working well, under the stimulation of bananas, the little guys have demonstrated extremely efficient mobility. No, in just a few seconds, they had already lined up in a long column in front of Shi Xiaolei.

"Here, this is yours."

"Let's go~!" He saluted and happily took the banana from Shi Xiaolei. The first minion jumped up and down and left the team.

The little guys at the back also followed the same example, and they were all obedient to the point of obedience.

The chaos was under control, and Shi Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief. Looking at the group of little guys in front of him, his feelings suddenly improved a lot.

‘17, 18…’ While distributing bananas to the minions, Shi Xiaolei counted them secretly in his mind. About three minutes later, Shi Xiaolei counted the number of the minions.

A total of one hundred and eighty. Based on a platoon of thirty people and a company of three platoons, the minions here can make up enough for two companies.

No wonder there was such a big lump when summoned.

"Bah na na~!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Just a few seconds after I was distracted, another noise came from my ears.

Turning around, I saw two minions making trouble again.

The one on the left should be relatively far ahead in the queue, as you can tell from the fact that he only has a banana peel left in his hand. And the one on the right is obviously just beginning to enjoy his food...

At a glance, we can tell that the one who finished eating first was too greedy and wanted to snatch other people's portions, so they started a quarrel.

Mediation? rebuke?

forget it.

"Oh~." Covering his forehead, Shi Xiaolei couldn't help but let out another long sigh.