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Forgetting to prepare New Year's gifts for the minions is indeed my fault, and I should give them a replacement, both emotionally and logically.

But now the situation is like this...

I didn’t have time to think about it. Even if I thought of something that would suit the taste of the minions and be suitable for buying as a gift to them, I wouldn’t have time to go out and buy it now.

After all, the minions have gathered in front of him and are looking at him eagerly, waiting for him to distribute gifts to them.

what can we do about it?

After falling into a dilemma, Shi Xiaolei quickly used his brain to think urgently.

Not to mention, he was so anxious that he came up with a pretty good idea.

"Ahem, please be quiet." Although I don't know if it will work yet, I have an idea at least. After calming down for a moment, Shi Xiaolei put on the airs of being a boss and glanced around the minions with a majestic expression: "About the New Year's gifts... Ahem, I thought about it for several days and specially tailored it for you. came up with a plan.”

Tailor-made?

They were already looking forward to it, but because of the word that came out of Shi Xiaolei's mouth, the expressions of the minions became more and more excited, and their eyes widened even wider.

"I originally planned to prepare some small gifts for you, but I thought you were only interested in bananas... I mean, you are not interested in preparing other things. You can use bananas as gifts. The supply of that thing has never been restricted. It’s okay to eat as much as you want, but it would be too insincere to give it as a New Year gift.”

"So, after careful consideration, I gave up the plan of using physical objects as New Year gifts..." As he said this, he paid attention to the reactions of the minions. Seeing that they seemed a little restless, frustrated or dissatisfied, and there was a slight change in their expressions, Shi Xiaolei quickly raised his hands and pressed them gently: "Why are you so anxious? I haven't finished speaking yet. Don't forget, I am your boss. , are there any more rules?”

Regardless of how cute these little guys are, both their appearance and their behavior in daily life are very funny. If you really want to divide them into camps, these little guys are out-and-out villains. After all, their ideal in life is to 'follow the big bad guy', work as their subordinates, and do bad things together.

Why does Shi Xiaolei have a completely different attitude towards the minions even though they are all 'companions' that came out of the blind box? They are too noisy and noisy, and staying with them for a long time can lead to neurasthenia, which is just one of the reasons. The more important reason is that they are thinking about doing bad things all day long, and Shi Xiaolei's own way of thinking cannot be consistent with them.

She is neither a holy mother nor an anti-human and anti-social villain. Although she has abilities far beyond ordinary people, she still regards herself as 'an ordinary person'... She is pestered by a group of minions every day, asking her to take them. To do bad things? To be honest, Shi Xiaolei really couldn't bear it.

That's a bit far gone.

Since the minions regard themselves as evil people, of course, when giving them instructions, they must imitate the tone of the boss on the road. There is no way, these little guys just do this. Only in this way can the efficiency of the dialogue be ensured.

No, after hearing Shi Xiaolei's question "Are there any more rules?", the minions immediately cheered up and looked at him with admiration and respect.

Everyone stood up straight, and even the formation became more orderly.

‘…. ’ I was quite speechless, but after thinking about it, this kind of reaction can save me some energy, which is always a good thing.

Shi Xiaolei nodded secretly, continued to look at the minions and said: "As your boss, I know your preferences very well. Apart from bananas, what you like most is 'liveliness', right? In that case... what I mean is Yes, if bananas are not suitable as gifts, there is only one other option left, right?”

"If you like excitement, I will give you one. Today, uh, today may not be enough. In this way, I will give you a day to adjust. I also need to prepare the venue. At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, the first Banana Cup will be officially held. Minion Sports Competition..."

Minion sports competition? And you decided on the name ‘Banana Cup’?

This sentence attracted all the attention of the minions. In an instant, these little guys seemed to have been given a shot of blood. They couldn't help but beam with joy and cheered excitedly.

"Chacha, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!"

"Bah na na~!"

"Wow~! Wow~~!"

Somersaulters, whistlers, two or three hugging each other and rolling around, the excited minions played all kinds of tricks.

It's really funny to watch this scene from a high position. However, Shi Xiaolei unconsciously had a headache because of the noise caused by the minions.

Look at the minions gathered in front of me, holding their calves...

Shi Xiaolei shook his head speechlessly: "Okay, okay, let's go back and prepare. Don't stay up late, have a good rest, and adjust your mental and physical strength. There will be a competition tomorrow... Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you. Since it’s a competition, we have to determine the winners. I decided that in tomorrow’s competition, each individual winner will receive an extra banana as a prize, and the one with the highest total points will be awarded after all the competitions. Three of them, in addition to the daily quota of bananas, will also receive a trophy.”

Listening to Shi Xiaolei's words, the minions' expressions became more and more excited, and their eyes became brighter and brighter.

"Starting from this year, a sports conference will be held every year at this time." Looking at these little guys, Shi Xiaolei raised his eyebrows and threw out the last bait: "The title of champion can last for a whole year. Imagine how your life will change after you become a champion. Hey, no matter where you go for the next year, you will be envied by others and be bathed in the eyes of admiration and respect. …Tsk, what does that feel like? I think it must be like a dream, so wonderful that it’s indescribable.”

He is simple-minded and easy to fool.

What's more, Shi Xiaolei deliberately lowered his voice and used a very seductive tone to describe such an alluring future.

After looking at each other in silence for a few seconds, the minions dispersed and went back to their dens to start preparing for the upcoming sports meeting tomorrow.

‘Huh, I finally got over it. ’ Seeing the minions running away, Shi Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's really yours." At this moment, a teasing voice came from behind.

Startled, he subconsciously turned his head and glanced.

"It's you, Sister Bei." Shi Xiaolei shook his head in confusion: "How come you don't make any sound when you walk... When did you come?"

"It's been a while." Bayonetta clasped her hands on her chest, raised the corners of her mouth, and revealed a playful and charming smile: "How did you come up with this idea? Didn't it just come to you on the spur of the moment? "