Plug-in Players In Marvel

Latest website: The original minions in "Despicable Me" are mostly about one meter tall. Putting aside their unusual appearance, in terms of food and clothing... although there are some differences in details due to racial habits and personal preferences, in terms of weight and size, they are actually the same. .

For example, let’s talk about the things you use when washing your clothes.

The cup you use to brush your teeth may have a banana printed on it, the shower gel you use may be banana-flavored, and the bathtub you take a bath in may even be directly shaped like a banana... because it is produced according to the size normally used by humans. So, if you don’t mind slightly special shapes and decorations, you can borrow these things directly from the minions.

But in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the situation is slightly different for the nest of minions summoned by Shi Xiaolei from the blind box.

Their size is not as large as that of human children as seen in "Despicable Me". Among the group of minions summoned by Shi Xiaolei, the tallest one is only about 18 centimeters tall.

With an average height of about 13 to 4 centimeters, the sizes of the things Minions use in their daily lives are certainly not the same as those used by humans.

From beds for sleeping, to tableware for eating, to clothes, shoes, tables, chairs, benches, etc., everything is the same, but all are scaled down, like those toys used by children when playing house, very compact.

"..." Looking at the pocket weapons spread out in front of him, Shi Xiaolei didn't know what to say.

I want to say a few words...

No matter how you look at these bazookas, which are as thin as pen holders and as big as peanuts, they are similar to the fireworks set off during festivals, and they do not look very powerful.

Just because of these things, the minions were severely scolded? Having said that, Shi Xiaolei really felt that it was not necessary.

But it doesn’t seem to make sense without a few words of criticism.

After all, the minions made a mess, which not only made Cinderella cry, but also damaged the hot spring pool that Yixian had worked so hard to repair... Although the movement was not big enough to be known to the outside world, it was considered It's a blessing among misfortunes, but if you think about it carefully, the result they caused is quite bad.

"Okay, Paji."

"Shh~, click!"

As expected, I couldn't stay still for a moment. Because Shi Xiaolei didn't make a sound for more than ten seconds, the minions who had gathered in front of him, waiting to be punished, gradually became commotion again.

Shi Xiaolei came back to his senses due to the noisy whispering of the minions. When he noticed the change in the atmosphere, Shi Xiaolei smiled bitterly in his heart.

"Ahem~." After clearing his throat, Shi Xiaolei finally said his first words: "Quiet, everyone. I'm giving you a lecture, listen carefully... How dare you lose your mind? You don't recognize me as the boss and want to rebel. Already?"

He has never been a bad guy, and his imitation of the villains in the movie clips is quite poor. If it were another person, he would not be shocked by Shi Xiaolei. On the contrary, he would probably be amused by his pretentiousness.

For example, Stark, if he saw this scene, he would definitely not be able to help but laugh at Shi Xiaolei. The guy might even ask Jarvis to videotape it and save it as a joke, and then use it to ridicule Shi Xiaolei at every turn.

But for the innocent and single-celled Minions, Shi Xiaolei's faked fierce expression was enough to be effective.

"Yeah~."

Not daring to slack off at all, all the minions straightened their backs, put away their previous laxity, and looked up at Shi Xiaolei.

The movements are not very neat, but the attitude shown by the minions is a bit like they are undergoing military training, and they are really serious.

Seeing it in his eyes, Shi Xiaolei was satisfied in his heart.

"Why fight? Even if we fight, why do we use these weapons?" Finally, he didn't go astray. Shi Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and continued to ask the minions with a straight face.

It's not that I really want to argue with them, but these little guys are too out of touch and only accept this.

In order to prevent them from making the same mistake in the future, as the 'boss', Shi Xiaolei had to force himself to play dirty once.

In this case...

He was not good at scolding people, and he was not really angry in his heart. With Shi Xiaolei's ability to talk, of course it was impossible for him to make a long speech, like an official fan giving a report to his superiors, talking about it for two or three hours at a stretch. To be honest, this round of reprimands he gave to the minions was not only not harsh at all, it could even be said to have no intensity at all.

If we look at it from the perspective of a bystander, his acting skills in this blackface performance are only 40 or 50 points at best, not even meeting the passing standard.

Again, it works, thanks to the innocence of the minions.

In other words, it was thanks to the fact that the minions believed that he was the boss in their hearts. Not only did they accept everything he said without reservation, but they never had any doubts in their hearts.

"Do you know how wrong you are? In order to improve your memory, I will punish you not to eat bananas for half a day~!"

It's only been half a day, and anyone with a smart mind wouldn't take it seriously.

But the reaction of the innocent minions after hearing this sentence was as if they were mourning for their heirs, and they all fell into deep depression.

"It's okay if you don't want to be punished, as long as you can do two things. One, go apologize to Cinderella, and two, straighten out the mess you made."

Are there any options to avoid penalties?

The innocent minions have never thought of calculating an account in their minds first, estimating how much time it will take to clean up the mess. Will it be longer than half a day...

As soon as they heard Shi Xiaolei say this, they immediately cheered up. Forgetting the frustration of the previous second, everyone's eyes widened and their impatience was written on their faces.

"It seems that you have reached a consensus. Do you want to choose the second option?" Looking at the eager minions, Shi Xiaolei couldn't help but want to laugh.

However, in order to maintain the majesty of the boss, he still maintained the previous expression on his face and said with a straight face: "Well, in that case, it depends on your performance. I hope you won't let me down again."

"Ha~!" The minion standing at the front saluted and followed closely behind it. The other minions also stood at attention and made a serious promise to Shi Xiaolei.

From crossing the portal back to the manor, to summoning all the minions to gather them in front of him, and then to lecture them...

By the end of the lecture, it only took about twenty minutes.

In addition, most of the words Shi Xiaolei said during his lecture were not painful...

To put it bluntly, this round of education he received was indeed nothing to do with severity.