PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Cai your sister's loli, Yu sister is the king!"

"Hey? Someone is actually a sister-in-law? You eat my forgiveness green!"

"Hehehe, some people control Loli, some people control Yujie. I'm sorry, other people's wives are my favorite..."

...

Liu Han's live broadcast room has a characteristic. That is, the building of the barrage is crooked when it is said to be crooked. These scumbags who have no position to speak of basically have no loyalty to speak of, just like Liu Han.

If he has a girl, he will not refuse. However, it is not known how much half-push and half-push and smooth-going boats are included in this. And Liu Han's water friends are much higher than his ideological awareness.

Don't care what topic you are talking about, if you talk about yours, we will play mine. If you are interested, I will give you a few words. If you are not interested, we will never have more BB with you. After all, there are 100,000 gays in the barrage. Playing with gays is much more interesting than playing with other people.

But Liu Han was used to the beating nature of the barrage, so he followed them:

"Tsk tsk, you guys are young. I don't understand what a loli royal sister, someone's wife's. I only know that those big sisters and little sisters are very kind... They always see me and want to... ding bell."

Before he could finish speaking, the phone on the table rang, startling him.

"Fuck!"

Sure enough, the barrage that was crooked just now saw Liu Han's expression as if he heard the phrase "Open the door, the police round the room." When he was in health care, they all laughed.

"Hahahaha, I heard that you like to brag about nothing?"

"It should be the breeder's sister who heard this..."

"Tsk tsk, who is the sky bypassing!"

...

However, Liu Han didn't care to stare at the barrage and scolded himself.

The phone shows: Erhe, who loves my dog ​​the most, is calling.

Speaking of which, the name was changed on Tuesday when I confessed at the coffee shop last time.

When he saw Erhe's call, Liu Han quickly muted the microphone and answered the call.

Then I heard Erhe's crisp voice coming from the microphone with a bit of miss.

"Honey, shall we go on a date today?"

Liu Han laughed when he heard the clear voice of this little idiot. Then he asked quietly:

"What's wrong? Miss me?"

Er He replied without thinking:

"Hmm, I miss you so much, I can't sleep even thinking about it, what should I do?"

"Emmmmmm, then kiss me first and I'll tell you what to do, okay?" Liu Han uttered an extremely shameless rant to the camera, but luckily the water friends couldn't hear it.

But the water friends immediately knew that this old dog was probably on the phone with a girl after seeing Liu Han's sultry face, so a group of Liu Han was idle and bored playing pair three when he was muted, and he couldn't afford the game. The big heart is not happy for a moment.

"Wow, it's time again for the dog?"

"Whoever is there, lock up all the female animals in your family, Teddy will be here soon."

"Lanxiang graduate bulldozer Teddy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield."

"High-energy warning ahead, please evacuate non-combatants quickly!"

"Repeat, this is not acting, high energy ahead!"

"Is the magic capital so cold now? Which dear brother told me where Cai Luoli's house is... I also recognize the death penalty..."

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"Second fool, can you laugh more like a lady? It's embarrassing for me to lead you out like this." Liu Han was speechless listening to the laughter over the phone.

But it doesn't matter on Tuesday, although Liu Han has something to do in the afternoon and can't go on a date, he has promised to pick him up at the gym later, and then the two will go to the movies together after work. This made Tuesday, whose longing was about to overflow, could no longer restrain the joy in his heart from laughing out loud.

After saying a few words, Liu Han hung up the phone in the urging voice on Tuesday.

After taking a look at the barrage, I turned on the microphone and said to the crowd:

"Okay, just now a young lady asked me to see her abdominal muscles. I'll go first as a respect, and slip away."

After speaking, the live broadcast was turned off before the barrage did not respond.

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"???Ahhhh, I'm going to pull the author of the dog out to sacrifice to the sky! The number of screen shots of the barrage is getting less and less! How does he count?"

"You know the shit, the author who doesn't count is the author of conscience, right? (This barrage has 21 characters

"Let's go now? I still want to paint a Buddha jumping over the wall..."

As soon as the voice of the barrage fell, the interface that had already prompted the anchor to close the broadcast instantly progressed to the reading interface, and then Liu Han's big face appeared in the center of the screen again.

"The one who said he wanted to send the Buddha to jump over the wall, you should send it quickly, don't put any ink on it. If you don't send it, I'll throw **** steel for you. The gun is gone!"

"Eh?...Don't...Brother, I'll brush it."

System prompt: Xiang Gu Lao B asked the anchor to eat Buddha Jumps over the Wall X1.

Seeing that another 1,000 yuan was in hand, Liu Han smiled at the video and stroked the owner's dog's head, and then quickly said:

"Okay, thank you for taking care of B, slipped away." After that, he turned off the live broadcast again.

...

"That's okay too?"

"Shh, hurry up and be quiet, or the dog will come out in a while."

"Hurry up and go."

"Come on, I'll take the brothers to the ball!"

...

At this moment, Liu Han had put on his coat and walked downstairs. He drove out of the community in a Ferrari that had been blackmailed by his teacher for half a month.

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And when he received the news that Liu Han had arrived downstairs on Tuesday, he walked out of the gym with a smile. Then, at a glance, I saw Liu Han leaning against the Ferrari door wearing sunglasses, wearing a white long-sleeved shirt, blue jeans, and canvas shoes, waving to himself with a smile.