PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Don't you know that dogs don't spit ivory? Hurry up and find a place to hide!"

"Okay, I'll be right back, let's slip first. It's too dangerous here." He quickly got up and ran towards a guard box on the side of the road.

After Liu Han saw his route through the window, he said casually:

"Be careful."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a plus sign appear on the blue teammate icon that was originally moving. Then his originally gray blood bar instantly turned red.

"Wow! What is this??"

Tulav's voice was full of disbelief, and he looked at the figure crawling on the ground with a confused expression. But Liu Han gloated.

"Hey hey, let you not go. You have to believe me. I'm afraid that another thunder will kill you later."

After saying this sentence, it didn't take even a second, and with a "bang", Tulav's blue sign with a plus sign turned into a skeleton.

"Wow!!! OMG!"

Liu Han was stunned when he saw that what he said had really come true. Then his crazy laughter echoed in the live broadcast room.

"Hahahahaha."

At this time, I only heard Tulav say:

"Report you! I'm going to report you! You're cheating!"

"Hahahaha, 66666."

"This guy is really tough."

"Wow, this dog's poisonous milk with FLAG is really too much!"

"Is it okay for someone to send a nickname Tutou Tie? How good is it to hide honestly?"

...

Some dazed Tulav saw his rising popularity and a black and white screen, and really didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

...

The first one ended with Liu Han directly from Lei. After all, he was also kind. After seeing the effect of the live broadcast, he started the next game directly and quickly.

The two who were already superstitious about poisonous milk were very stable in this game. There were third-level bags everywhere on the ground. The two of them had a tacit understanding and no one picked them up. Then they carried a second-level bag and forced a bunch of OCD to death. Killed a **** road from the airport.

"NW, did you see it?"

"Destroyed, W, then there are two people who will run away!"

"One is disabled, you go to make up the other, I'm stuck with him!"

"Dead, dead. Someone outside the circle!"

"OK, it's destroyed, are you missing anything? Just leave if you don't!"

...

The two fought all the way from the airport to MY City, and then to the arsenal. Finally, in the fight in the plains, they successfully defeated a team with a stone bunker and then ate chicken.

"Nesnes."

"Brother dog, next game!"

The two of them were stunned when they saw their marksmanship and operation... Liu Han is very steely, they know this. After all, starting from the internal test, unless he brought a few old BURDENs, he would choose to be lewd, and the rest of the time he would find people to kill himself.

But I never imagined that this newcomer to Panda TV would be so ruthless. Basically, Liu Han just reminded someone, and he just shot and killed him. Or, after Liu Han defeated the two, Tullaf also brought down the one who was preparing to sneak attack behind him.

And the most important thing is that this kind of anchor who is a bit funny on weekdays, or GAY in GAY, is very easy to attract fans after turning into a ruthless type during the game.

After eating chicken in the second round, many dog-legs subscribed willingly, and then shouted in Tullaf's room, "They're not going back."

But this happy killing mode was soon interrupted by the arrival of an unexpected guest.

"Hey, Liu Han, are you taking your sister?"

As soon as the prostitute teacher opened his mouth, he was heartless. But after hearing Tulav's shy and unfamiliar greeting, he suddenly fell silent.

"Hey, you old dog, it's really oily into a skinny shrimp. Now you can't satisfy you with your sister, and you're starting to reach out to men?"

Liu Han silently lit a cigarette, and said lightly to the PDD who fired at him as soon as he came up:

"Teacher, since the last time I ate with you and saw how you looked when you were eating screws, I feel sorry for your girlfriend, do you understand?"

"???" Teacher whoring touched his head, a little puzzled by his words.

"Does eating screws have anything to do with girlfriends?"

Tulav also pricked up his ears, and he couldn't figure out what it was.

And after hearing this sentence, Liu Han looked at his screen full of doubts, and sighed:

"Oh, because the teacher eats screws without toothpicks!"

As soon as the voice fell, some water friends have already reflected the connotation of this joke.

"666, it's still my dog's words to understand!"

"Social society, I don't really understand purity."

"Hahaha, don't call yourself an old driver if you don't understand."

"In seconds +1!"

(Let’s talk about it first, because I’m going to pay birthday wishes to the old man at home tomorrow, and I have to drive, so except for the stable update in the early morning tonight, everything else will be updated when I get to my hometown, so the update time tomorrow may not be very stable. But Don't worry, it's still 5 more!)

chapter 301.10 put the chicken to sleep

PDD may be relatively pure, no matter how I think about it, I can't figure out what the stalks in Liu Han's words mean. After asking the little saucy pigs, this group of people was so rude, they didn't tell him, and he scratched his forehead in a hurry.

But Liu Han is no longer entangled with him about this issue. Those who understand this kind of chat will naturally understand, and those who don't understand will continue to be pure. It's good.

Then, after Tulav entered the ruins square, he suddenly laughed.

"Hey hey, brother dog, I understand."

"Hey, brother, talk about it, what do you mean?" Teacher whoring scratched his head in confusion as he watched the words "Teacher is living a good life" popping up all over the screen.

Due to PDD, the original two-person duo row became a three-person group row. Although there was one less person, PUBG Mobile has opened automatic teammate matching, so after hearing the English full of Southeast Asian flavors, the three of them wisely I chose to turn off the voice microphone and entered the game directly with the free microphone.