PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Brother, I really can't take it anymore, I'm very sleepy, okay!"

"My roommate wants to see you eat the last chicken before he dies..."

"The teacher can't take it anymore."

...

Seeing these barrages, he clicked on the PDD's live broadcast room, and saw that the fat man had taken off his headphones and closed his eyes.

"MMP, you pig put up the FLAG first, and now you are the one to sleep first??"

He took out the phone directly, but instead of calling PDD, he called Shen Lingmin.

"Hey, sister-in-law, let me tell you..."

Two minutes later, Shen Lingmin appeared in the video, and then gently wiped the green paste-like object on her finger towards PDD's nose. Ten seconds later, Sao Pig jumped up with an "Ow", and then quickly ran to the bathroom.

"Hey, which melon rind put that mustard oil on Lao Tzu's nose!"

And Liu Han finally saw a figure in Wai Wai, and he said cursingly:

"Why don't you go out and eat?"

Wang Shichong's voice suddenly appeared in the ears of the water friends.

"Sucking... Well, it's over. It's comfortable. It's been a long time since I've eaten instant noodles, and the taste is quite good. You continue to fight, don't you have a chicken that you haven't eaten yet? Hurry up, hurry up and work!"

When he heard the voice of his own boss, Tulav was the first to say hello.

"School... Hello, Principal!"

"Well. Old picture, the technology is good, come on."

Seeing that the two were still chatting, Liu Han immediately became unhappy.

"Hurry up, play this game well, otherwise the breeder will come back to see that I haven't slept yet, and I'll turn the water around, brother."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of the door lock turning.

"...Brothers, something special happened!"

The breeder lady is back!

(Another chapter before going out, see you at noon!)

Chapter 305 Buying a Test Strip

Yang Mi's plan for today has been designed. After buying two beautiful clothes for the little loli, she laughed lightly after watching the girl go home reluctantly.

In her mind, after Liu Han fell asleep, she was transformed into Shiranui Wu, and then she punched left and right, and then brought a dragon skill of Dugen Hao Yougen, and was killed by a hungry tiger by her lover.

But she never expected that when she entered the room, she saw Liu Han still sitting in front of the computer, wearing this headset and manipulating the character and saying to the microphone:

"Brothers, something special happened!"

...

"Come on, young man, tell me what's going on with you." Yang Mi had changed from Shiranui Wu to a member of the student council's discipline committee.

When Liu Han saw her face with a sullen face, how could he dare to talk back? Immediately threw the pot to the principal and prostitute teachers.

"They're going to have dinner at night, and they won't let me sleep. They say you're back and have to catch the wind..."

"What?"

"Nani?"

The principal had just joined the team, and the teacher whoring had just wiped away her tears when she heard such a sentence.

"Brother, can you make it clear? Is it because we haven't eaten enough chickens to sleep, or are we going to wash the dust off the breeder's sister?"

"Brother, I just finished a bowl of Master Kong, and you asked me to treat me to a meal in an instant?"

But although Liu Han heard them, Yang Mi didn't. So she suddenly asked suspiciously:

"real?"

"It's absolutely true! Even Tulav had to fly over from Hanwu, saying that he wanted to thank you for saving him from the sea of ​​misery..."

"Uh... Brother Dog, I." Tulav was also stunned. The signing fee will not be paid until the end of the month. He is still the young man who rented a house and cooked alone with several thousand yuan. Taking a plane, a full-price ticket or something is too illusory for him.

"Ruff, it's alright. Don't come this time. It's not too early. I'm afraid the teacher will starve to death."

Liu Han quickly pretended to say something to the microphone, and then looked at Yang Mi who was sitting in the mascot position and instantly turned into a baby waiting to be fed, and he was secretly relieved.

"Principal, you can book a hotel. Let's go after a couple of rounds, okay? Teacher, we've agreed, you'll treat us today."

When Wang Shichong heard that he was only responsible for booking restaurants, he immediately laughed. Only the prostitute teacher snotted and cried, and I don't know if it was because of distress or grievance.

But after Yang Mi fiddled with her phone, she suddenly asked:

"Why are the barrages saying that you are making me a treasure? Huh? Wow, this is even more over the top! What do you mean by eldest brother? When my sister-in-law is back, go make dumplings, right?"

...

At night, a Ferrari, a Mondeo (???) and a Bentley parked in front of a seafood restaurant at the same time.

Yang Mi patted Liu Han, who was already asleep, and said softly:

"Here, dear."

But apart from Wang Shichong getting out of the car, the other two cars did not move. This made him a little puzzled.

"What's the situation?" He walked over to Ferrari first while thinking. After opening the co-pilot's door, he saw PDD who was snoring and Shen Lingmin who was just about to stuff the teacher's nostrils with a cigarette.

"...You continue." He quickly closed the door and came to the side of Bentley. Before he got to the car door, he heard Liu Han's "Ow" scream.

Then I saw Comrade Xiao Liu jogging out of the car clutching his crotch, pointing to the car, but he couldn't say a word.

"Yo? There is a pig's nose with a green onion over there, which one are you playing here? A hammer smashes an egg?"

Wang Shichong happily lit a cigarette by the side. Then, after seeing Liu Han jumping hard twice, he said angrily:

"Who did you learn this trick from? Why can't you pluck your hair?"

...

In the private room, after all the dishes were served, the waiter politely backed out, and then everyone opened the small hot pot beside them.