PUBG Mobile: Madman

"You guys are really naughty, this is my man, how can I treat him like this?"

After speaking, he peeled off another one and said to Liu Han:

"Come on, I'm giving you one."

Liu Han had just entered the ruins square. He didn't think much after hearing Yang Mi's words, his eyes were fixed on the screen, but his neck was twisted to her side.

Yang Mi held the pistachio, and when she approached Liu Han, she suddenly stretched out her finger.

"Ok?"

Liu Dashao, who just wanted to eat, instinctively felt that something was wrong, and when he turned his eyes, he saw Yang Mi who was covering her mouth and snickering, while he was holding her finger.

"6666, Miss Sister is really beautiful."

"Leading the show, Dihua Zhixiu, you two are doing everything like you are showing your love, I'm really afraid."

"I want to find a girlfriend, preferably she also likes to play games, so that I can tease her like this every day..."

"You really deserve to be a single dog, upstairs, the IQ is really low."

...

The sweet appearance of the two really killed a lot of people, but soon, Liu Han couldn't laugh anymore.

Although he entered the ruins square and turned off the sound, he suddenly had a headache when he looked around him who was standing by the coast, and there were at least twenty or thirty players.

As soon as he turned on the headset, he really heard a group of voices clamoring to dance on his grave, and he was so frightened that he turned off the voice again in an instant.

This is not too much. In this game, because of the flight route, if he wants to go to the airport, he can only fly farther. When he parachuted, he looked at the dense crowd around him and took a breath of air.

"1,2,3..."

He roughly counted, and after finding that there were estimated to be 20 people, he was instantly stunned.

"Brother, it's just a game, do you want to be so vicious? Do you know that it affects the game experience so much?"

...

Yang Mi put on her earphones, watched her man drive around the map, and asked strangely:

"Are the people driving behind you all water friends? Why don't you stop and interact with them?"

After speaking, she suddenly turned her face to the video:

"The one who kept saying goodbye in the back, are you trying to die? I'm so angry if you're singing!"

After speaking, listening to the song that didn't stop at all, Yang Mi narrowed her eyes at the video:

"Who is breaking up with the happy car, kill him, Miss Sister is unhappy!"

As soon as the voice fell, a gunshot came from the headset, and the happy breakup came to an abrupt end. And when Yang Mi saw the song disappear, her entire eyes curved into a crescent, and she suddenly reached out to the video and pinched her thumb and index finger together:

"Dogs, love you guys, compare your hearts."

(Old rule, thank you all for everything you put into this book, thank you.)

Chapter 412 These people are really...

Yang Mi is actually a computer idiot. No, to be exact, she's a computer idiot who can't even type.

Her cognition of computers was still in her teenage years, she secretly went to an Internet cafe, opened Q and hung up to watch movies. Liu Han has seen someone send her an email to her mailbox more than once, and she typed the password word by word with one finger.

But strictly speaking, she has never really touched the game of PUBG...

So, when she heard the song "Happy Breakup" no longer played in her headphones, she suddenly became a little interested in the game that her lover had been playing...

"Honey, how about you teach me to play this?"

When Liu Han heard this, he glanced at Yang Mi in surprise. But just because of this sight, he directly slammed the car into a tree. When he wanted to go backwards, a jeep and a bouncing directly stuck it, and then quickly jumped out of the car and the two shot at them. dead him.

"..."

Looking at a group of people dancing on his urn with Hi Qu, he sighed in despair.

"I said, do you know a little bit about things? How can I eat chicken like this? How can I give you benefits if I don't eat chicken? Do you seem to be throwing it?"

As a result, Yang Mi looked at her lover's helpless look and patted him angrily.

"Look at how stingy you are, let's take one now, and then quickly teach me how to play this game 997. I also want to give people a happy breakup every day..."

Looking at Sister Yu's wealthy appearance, Liu Han nodded:

"Okay, let's open Weibo, okay, hurry up and follow the Weibo in my live broadcast details, I'm going to draw a lottery! A shopping cart with a limit of 10,000 yuan can be done in seconds? After posting on Weibo, the first one to leave a message of congratulations of."

After speaking, he clicked on his Weibo and switched the live broadcast screen to the desktop. Then, after writing a lottery Weibo, he shouted to everyone in the video:

"Ready! 3,2,1"

Just a second after sending it, he looked at the 99+ message reply on his notification bar, and quickly clicked on the Weibo comment.

"Congratulations... me and my dog ​​Wuwukai brother, you won the lottery, I will chat with you privately, send your Taobao address!"

After speaking, it seemed that the name of this water friend was a little ridiculed, and he shook his head and laughed. After logging into this buddy's Taobao with a black screen, I opened the shopping cart and saw a black line immediately.

"Brother, I can understand if you buy an iPhone, but what the **** is this aircraft cup? Let me see, **** it, it's electric heating, and it even sprays? Why does it have bluetooth?? You're a little oily, I'll wipe... !"

Yang Mi couldn't see it from the side, and raised Liu Han's ears and shouted:

"Have you read the instructions for use? Hurry up and check out, are you dying?"

Knowing that he had made a mistake, Liu Han hurriedly clicked the settlement and said helplessly after seeing the notification on his side that the payment was successful:

"Let's talk about it first, when there is such a discordant thing, I will directly replace the next person, your uncle, now this kind of thing is so advanced? It also has Bluetooth... oh, don't say it, the function is up. It's quite complete. Brother, I think you still need a girlfriend."

When a group of old drivers saw the first buddy who won the lottery, they were so sensible, and immediately everyone laughed. Although they didn't put so many strange things in the shopping cart, after seeing Liu Han did what he said, with curiosity about this thing, Taobao began to search one after another, and they found a lot of merchants selling that thing. .

After checking out, Liu Han looked at the group of water friends who were clamoring to block, stood up decisively, and waved to Yang Mi:

"Come on, I'll teach you to play. If they want to snipe you, just turn off the video."

Sure enough, as soon as this poisonous plan came out of his mouth, the barrage changed its direction one after another.

"Swear to protect the young lady!"

"I wipe, the breeder is coming? Wait for me to get off, I'll get on the number!"

"Miss, I'm here! If you win, I will accompany you to rule the world. If you lose, we will collectively change the vest on Tuesday!"