PUBG Mobile: Madman

010 "How is it? How is the game experience?"

JJ answered very seriously. After thinking about it carefully, he said:

"The game experience is a bit poor, I feel like I can't hit anyone. I can't even see the bullets, and I can't control the gun line..."

"……Ugh."

After a long sigh, watching the water friends keep mocking and calling others "the founder of Bladder Marksmanship", "Belief in Water Guns", "Prostate Marksmanship"... He thought it would be better if nothing happened.

So, the two of them withdrew again, and according to what Liu Han said, they continued to line up for the next round. At this moment, JJ, who was addicted to the fresh experience of the game, seemed to suddenly remember something and asked Liu Han:

"Hey, Ahan, what's your room number in the live broadcast room? I'll go and see what the barrage is talking about."

"..."

Looking at JJ with a curious face, how dare Liu Han let him see it? After watching it, God knows what this thing will be like. It's hard for people who haven't been with scumbags for a long time to understand whether their words are mocking you or liking you.

This is also the reason why many cute newcomers did not dare to communicate with you at the beginning, and could only watch silently.

These people are the most terrifying panda bears...

Chapter 502 Crazy Calling

The dogleg army has now formed more than 30 groups of its own accord. And they are all large groups, like 2,000 people.

Many newcomers will experience the meticulous care of many big bosses as soon as they enter. For example, the newcomers will send photos first, and if they are qualified, they will be referred to you for management.

For example, the big guys often talk about some high-end topics, such as "This person's RQ is very low, but the DM activity is very large. Did Panda forget to adjust the ratio?" This is an abbreviation for English letters and Chinese characters. Mengxin is the most common.

Or something to give out benefits, Mengxin was just about to grab a red envelope, but saw the big guy who said he wanted to give out benefits quickly typed a row of English letters and numbers, such as SW-130, EBOD-499 Strange words like this, and then a group of people frantically sent words such as "Thank you, boss", "Young boss has a safe life", "After I taste it, I will send a red envelope to the boss for private chat" and so on.

This caused them to be a little ignorant. Those who had just joined the group were ignorant, and they couldn't get in when they wanted to chat with everyone. They could only hide in the corner silently and watch the big guys chat.

This is a newcomer who has just joined the group. Then, after some diligent and hard-working people have been in the group for a few days, they quickly understand some of the rules in this group.

The welfare of the bosses must be the numbers that are carefully selected and dialed. If the bosses send them, they must search, what? you will not? Brother, go look at the group file, there is a search artifact in it, and you can use it in a fool's way.

You must also understand the English abbreviations that the big guys say. RQ is popularity, DM is barrage, but these are just too lazy to type because of too many pinyin.

The big guys said that they would do rounds, give you a room number, and you must watch it, because there is either a little loli dancing, or two COS with various cartoon images, one attack and one accepting two cute girls kissing.

Therefore, after a few days or a week of baptism, the new recruits who have studied hard and practiced hard are considered to have left the recruit company, directly inherited the glorious tradition of the dog leg army, and joined the veteran team.

"To be elegantly dirty"

This slogan has been passed down from generation to generation.

...

As for a person like Lin Junjie who is not even a newbie, if he rashly sees the army of **** chatting, it is estimated that although this buddy is in his early 30s, it is estimated that his pitiful tolerance will definitely not be able to resist this group of people. Powerful offensive.

So, just to be on the safe side, Liu Han still shook his head and said:

"I advise you, don't watch my barrage. Because ordinary people can't accept it, apart from my live broadcast room, there is really no one else more dirty than this group of people. So... JJ, I advise you, cherish life, stay away from My live room. This is advice to be a brother!"

"So terrifying? No way? Can your barrage be more terrifying than the one below?" Lin Junjie obviously didn't believe it.

"...Don't believe me? Room number 666, come and have a look."

Liu Han shrugged and glanced at him with a sympathetic look.

"Brother, your head is really iron!"

Taking advantage of the countdown, Lin Junjie quickly found Liu Han's room number and got in. He was too lazy to log in to his account, otherwise he would have to verify with his mobile phone or something, which was too troublesome, so he just took a look at it as a tourist and left.

In less than a minute, he withdrew with a pale face, then closed the website silently, and stared at the game in a daze without saying a word. However, the sight in front of me still seems to be full of the scene just now:

"Squirt gun method Lin Junjie!"

"Bladder burst Lin Junjie!"

"Prostate marksmanship is merciful, and CALL is crazy for my JJ!"

"JJ, hurry up and come to women's clothing! It's very comfortable~"

"Hey hey, brother, ward round, right? Come on, this is the best women's clothing in the village, you can put it on first."

...

This little episode of the two of them is harmless, but Lin Junjie is not used to the dirty style of live broadcast barrage for a while. After all, in the past, he didn't have any anchor friends around him, and when he watched the live broadcast, he started from the audience's point of view. If you want to watch it, just watch it, and if you feel that it blocks other people's wonderful operations, just turn it off.

Even when he was playing with other DOTA anchors, he concentrated on playing the game and didn't pay much attention to it.

But today, sitting next to him is Liu Han, who is known as one of the pillars of the panda platform. The number of fans with 2 million traffic is really not enough. So, sitting next to him today and playing games with the two of them brought a new experience to JJ and made him feel new.

While the two of them were jumping to the airport in full swing and continuing to squirt the water gun in their bladders, Wang Shichong, who was wearing a hat and mask, drove to Wangyu Internet Cafe.

When the Internet cafe owner saw the big boss coming, Haoxuan didn't take a sigh of relief, and then rushed to his side, waiting for the prince's orders.

Unexpectedly, Wang Shichong didn't think about anything. Holding a cup of milk tea, he slapped the girl who made the milk tea for him, and then walked towards the box. I almost did not corona the little girl with milk tea. I thought that this great demon king was going to benefit her.

After opening the door, Principal Wang, who was carrying the milk tea, saw the two of them playing games sitting on the large and comfortable chairs at a glance. Although he is not familiar with Lin Junjie, it doesn't matter. In addition to his status, the singer plays games with Liu Han, so he is not worried about life. He stepped forward and fiddled with Liu Han's earphones, then smiled and said to Lin Junjie:

"You two, hello."

Liu Han didn't turn his head, just straightened the earphone that was being twisted by Wang Shichong, and said to JJ who was smiling and greeting Principal Wang:

"Don't pay attention to him, this guy must have come to sign."

"..."

Wang Shichong pouted, thinking, "You still know me so well." Then he quickly took out a book from his wide padded pocket:

"Sign your name, my girlfriend asked you for it..."

...

The trend of Principal Wang's arrival was also seen by the barrage. Unfortunately, they are no longer so curious about Principal Wang who often appears in Liu Han's camera. With a new love and forget the old love, this is the same creed since ancient times.

Not to mention a not very gentle Mrs. Wang.

Right now, flirting with our JJ is king, right? Not to mention the young ladies and sisters of the fan support group who were attracted by the news of JJ's appearance.

"Hey, the principal is here as soon as he comes. It doesn't matter, he will call crazy for my JJ!"

(Chapter 502, I have written so much without knowing it. I wish everyone luck in the new year, like 502 glue, good luck sticks to everyone. Love you!)

Chapter 503