Public Enemy

"Ah! Newcomer!" After a while, Chen Yi seemed to know.

"..." Kazuki Koizumi's face froze for a moment, what a fool!

"I'm Koizumi, because I just transferred from another school, there are still many things I don't understand, please give me some advice, deputy head." As he spoke, Kazuki Koizumi stretched out his hand to Chen Yi.

"Ah~ I don't need to ask for more advice, after all... um, forget it, my name is..." Don't reach out to hit the smiling face.

"His name is Chen Yi, which is the same as the one in the manga!" Haruhi Suzumiya immediately started to grab the white, and then pointed at Mei Hong, "The one with the same hair color and eyes as him is Mei Hong, although he is brother and sister, But the head of the regiment, who is aware of the details, feels that it is not so simple.

"The black and straight one is Kaguya, the cute girl is Mikuru, the girl with glasses here is Yuki, the natural lolita is Fran, and the one who looks like Yuki and doesn't give birth to much is Karinko..."

Hello! It's very impolite to steal!

"Now let's work together to create a better future for the SOS group! Let's all work together to move forward! Yay!!!"

Well~ the bright future of the SOS group, Chen Yi looks at Haruhi Suzumiya holding his left hand high, the bright future of the SOS group really makes people hope...

"Now to celebrate the joining of new members, let's go to the restaurant and have a meal! Go!"

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Time flashed... the next day after school.

"Yo ~ Ah Xu." Chen Yi with a palm print on his face climbed up from the window, looked at the bloodshot face, and said with a smile on his face, "You seem to have seen something extraordinary just now." something."

"Tch~ I really want to beat you up." Jiong Xu's brows twitched lightly, with an uneasy expression on his face, "Why did you come up here?"

"I was beaten down just now, and I didn't want to take the stairs, so I came up from here."

"Then the slap print on your face..."

"That's an illusion, you're dazzled!"

"Do you believe this yourself!?" A small cross appeared on Jon Xu's forehead.

"letter!"

"..." What a thick skin! The world is invincible!

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"Hush~~" After entering the room of the SOS regiment's base camp again, Chen Yi couldn't help blowing a frivolous whistle when he saw Mikuliu in the maid's outfit, the maid...

If you have time, let Lingmeng wear it for a try, anyway, as long as you give me money...

Thinking of this, Chen immediately felt that many of the few things on his body had fallen off again, falling to the ground and smashing into pieces... Do you have moral integrity?

"Sure enough, maids are the cutest when you say 'cute'." Haruhi Suzumiya said as a matter of course while stroking Mikura's hair.

No! We think loli is more cute...

But since it is in this world, and Haruhi Suzumiya has said so, then the rule that the maid is the cutest is affirmative...

It's also a maid outfit, think about Sakuya's appearance, and look at this one in front of you, calm down...

"Every school story has one."

"...What kind of campus story is that?" Jiong Xu continued to put on that embarrassing face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years. Maybe when he was hit by a knife, this embarrassing face would change...

"Isn't "The President Is a Maid xx" the same? I've been watching it recently." Hui Ye, who was focused on the computer when she heard the embarrassing words, immediately turned her head and said, "I really don't know much..."

"Okay!" Suzumiya Haruhi took out a digital camera, with a bright smile on his face, "Let's take some commemorative photos~"

"Ah! Don't...don't shoot..." The soft and weak tone was full of the meaning of "hurry up and bully me", coupled with the maid outfit on her body...

Tsk...

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"Hey! Youxi, what book are you reading?" Chen Yi came to the girl who had been sitting by the window and asked. …

"Manga..." When Chen Yi thought that Nagato Yuki would not answer, the three-no girl said two words briefly...

"Alas!?" Was it really corrupted?

Chen Yi glanced at the book in Youxi's hand that was wrapped in the comic book "When I Tasted the Crepe Again", but the content inside was completely different from the book cover. Chen Yi knew this situation!

It is an enduring method for junior high school, high school and even university!

But the above content is a bit familiar...

"Youxi! Lend me your glasses!" Haruhi Suzumiya, with a smile on his face, took off Yuxi's glasses regardless of the person's wishes.

"..." As expected, Youxi, who took off his glasses, was even more...

"incompatible……"

"Oh?" What kind of horse doesn't match? Chen Yi looked at Youxi who raised his head, a little confused.

"The highest matching rate between the plot in the book and your past is 67.29%." You Xi pointed to the comic book in his hand and said lightly, "The lowest matching rate is 1.461%."

I pour! Don't say such things in such a tone! If it really reaches 100%, we will definitely kill the cartoonist who drew this cartoon in this world without hesitation! !

etc!

"Youxi, are you watching..."

"That's right!" Yuxi removed the disguise of the comic book, "This will help us understand you..."

"Oriental Fantasy Township: The Growth of Monster Chenyi"...

What a vulgar name! ! !

"Wow! What are you doing..." Koizumi Kazuki who had just entered the door saw Suzumiya Haruhi holding Mikuru from behind, trying to make Mikuru's clothes more revealing.

"Ah~ You came just in time, let's bully Mikuru together~" Suzumiya Haruhi said in a frivolous tone.

"You stop at the right time!" Without saying a word, Jiongxu immediately trotted over to pull Suzumiya Haruhi away, Chen Yi was talking to Youxi, he definitely (?) wouldn't look this way, but Koizumi Kazuki who came in just said Not sure...

"I'll forget it, it looks scary." Kazuki Koizumi looked at Jixu's murderous eyes, walked to his place with a smile on his face and said, "Don't worry about me, please continue, please continue. "

I said you come together with me to stop her! besides! What do you mean by your uneasy words! !

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"What kind of law will be violated there? Forget it, the photo has been taken anyway." Haruhi Suzumiya said and put the glasses back on for Youxi.

"Chen Yi! You also come to take pictures!"

"Oh? We also want to take pictures for the gods!...Don't pull me, let's go by ourselves!" Chen Yi broke away from Suzumiya Haruhi's hand, turned his head and said to Youxi, "I think you are cuter without glasses... ...don't pull!"

No glasses? Youxi glanced at Chen Yi, then continued to read...

"Hmm! Very good! You don't need to change your clothes, just put on a casual pose first." Saying that, Haruhi Suzumiya raised the digital camera in his hand.

Taking pictures, what a f*cking pain in the ass it is! ! !

"Not bad! Change to a domineering look!"

"continue!"

Listening to Suzumiya Haruhi's energetic voice, why do we always feel that your purpose of taking pictures is not pure...

"Come on! Undo your top clothes, don't hide your body, your muscles are crying!" Saying that, Suzumiya Haruhi put the digital camera in his hand on the table and began to untie Yat clothes.

Fuck! Whether the muscles of labor and capital cry or not is none of your business! Do you know whether men and women give or receive kisses! ?

"Ah!" Seeing that the windbreaker on Chen Yi's body was stripped off along with the clothes on his upper body, Shi Jiuliu let out a cry, covered his face and turned his head away.

In this way, other girls... said that they are not ordinary people, so stay calm about it...

"Yeah! You have a good figure!" Haruhi Suzumiya patted Chen Yi's shoulder in satisfaction, making a pattering sound, "I'm sorry for your skin!"

By the way, why are you so satisfied! And what do you mean, girl! What does it mean to be right with this skin! …

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"Hmm..." Haruhi Suzumiya browsed through the photos on the digital camera, and nodded in satisfaction. What are you satisfied with? ?

"I always feel that something is missing." After looking at the photos, Haruhi Suzumiya stroked his chin and thought, "That's right!"

Haruhi Suzumiya thought of something and immediately searched on the computer, "This is it! Clang clang clang~~"

Suzumiya Haruhi lifted the computer screen and faced everyone.

Above is a picture of 'Chen Yi' holding a magic sword...

Huh? Who drew this? very nice~

Looking at the pictures on the computer, Chen Yi thought quite narcissistically.

"Chen Yi! Aren't you very rich? Find a way to get one, and then put it on, it will be exactly the same as the one above! Anyway, the prototype in the comics is you!" Haruhi Suzumiya proudly shook the The display screen said, "At that time, we will take a big group photo, and pick a lucky visitor to take a photo with you every day, so that the popularity of the SOS group... oh ha ha ha ha! This group leader is really a genius!"

Have you done anything to get the popularity of the SOS group? Seeing Haruhi Suzumiya laughing while falling into some kind of fantasy, Chen Yi expressed that his face was a little twitching, and Jixu still had that embarrassing face without any emotion, only the trembling eyebrows gave this embarrassing face With added highlights, the so-called harmless smile on Kazuki Koizumi's face also froze there.

"Good idea! I agree with both hands!" Hui Ye, what are you trying to do!

"Although I don't know what it is, I still think it's amazing!" Fran, you...

"...Okay, we can think of a way." Chen Yi nodded helplessly, as if it was fun...

"That's right!" Suzumiya Haruhi put the display back to its original place, "No model! Only real ones! That's the only way to be real!"

"Hey!" Jiong Xu couldn't help it immediately, "This is against the law! If it's discovered..."

"It's fine if you don't get discovered! That's it! That's it! Chen Yi, don't forget!" Saying that, Suzumiya Haruhi stood directly on the chair dedicated to the team leader, with a proud face, "Then! Now Start holding the first SOS group meeting!"

Oh~ the conference? Chen Yi, who straightened his clothes, glanced around, Hui Ye, who was playing with the computer, and Mei Hong, who was watching "Resident Evil X" with Fulan.

Ditto Xianglinzi who reads books with Youxi...

Does this look like a convention?

Who is it! ! !

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