Public Enemy

After that, Chen Yi listened to a lot of the words of the monkey who opened the chatterbox, such as the ant that easily swept away the gorilla. His goal was to find a queen ant who could match him...

But just because he wants to look for it doesn't mean that other queen ants who have become queens are looking for him. The reason is that that ant is a soldier ant.

How miserable.

Just like those rabbits, what surprised Chen Yi was that these rabbits were all male... and all of them were philosophers trying to lure others into joining...

There were also several black unicorns gathered together. After the monkey told Chen Yi that they belonged to a huge organization, Chen Yi calmly accepted it.

Well, fff group!

As the saying goes, unicorns are all wolves, right? Only virgins are allowed to ride... Could it be that girls nowadays have learned that even if they are looking for unicorns, they are only looking for females, so that these males resolutely fall into the arms of the FFF group under extreme grief and anger?

Specifically for virgins to ride?

Damn, this is a gathering place for weird creatures!

"Actually, when my wife sent me here before, I met someone who was doing pyramid schemes everywhere." Monkey scratched his head, "That little bastard didn't know who to look for, but he found my wife."

"A pyramid scheme? What kind of pyramid scheme?" Listening to Monkey's words, what is it that can be engaged in a pyramid scheme here?

"The creature that claims to be Kyubey has a pair of ear-like things sticking out of its ears. It's not a cat or a rabbit, and its tail is too big to look like. It's just a freak." The monkey bared its teeth. He seemed quite unhappy, "Although he looks cute, I can see the evil nature of that guy at a glance!"

"Did you beat it to death?"

\u003c ren is also very handsome, but he can only do it on a full moon night. But once I was almost caught in the West Courtyard, and they actually said that I was running naked on the street in the middle of the night, and I must have some evil intentions..."

"I think...that Kyubey...isn't dead?" Chen Yi struggled for a while and then said, what exactly are kept here!

"It's not dead. It's not dead. I just beat it to death, and the next moment another intact one appeared and said to my wife, 'I hope you can make a contract with me and become a magical girl.'" Monkey. He said with an angry expression on his face, "I ended up beating him to death with a stick."

Monkey said with a depressed expression on his face.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Chen Yi looked at the monkey's expression and asked with a smile.

"Tch! If I hadn't seen you please me, I wouldn't have said that." The monkey glanced at Chen Yi, "Then the freak didn't show up, and my wife also beat me up. He said he was waiting for her anyway. After signing the contract, you can accept that wish and then kill it, it’s simply a waste.”

"Then you regret it?" Chen Yi twitched the corner of his mouth. It turned out to be this reason. It seems that Brother Monkey's wife is quite dark. She had the idea of ​​​​killing the donkey from the beginning...

"How can you regret it? There are gains and losses. How can you sign a contract and get a chance to make a wish?" Monkey said with a serious expression on his face, "Master Monkey, although I don't have any principle of equal exchange! But who knows? After you really get the chance to make a wish, what will you lose? Don't do it for something that has no relevance. If I encounter this thing again, I will definitely stuff it into a seamless iron box and throw it into the sea. This thing is so evil.”

"Uh...you're very open-minded." Chen Yi scratched his head, then...is this situation of his own a gain and a loss? Becoming stronger and breaking away from the category of mortals? What did it cost? Just killed some time travelers?

This is too simple!

Or maybe, a main god staying in his own body is a different kind of qb! ?

"That's that, that's a photo of my wife. Do you want to see it?" Hou Hou waved a photo in front of Chen Yi's eyes in a somewhat showy manner.

...a girl between a girl and a lolita, with long dark blonde hair and a leopard print dress. Although she maintains her human form, she still has the naughty characteristics of a monkey... and is unruly!

If Chen Yi saw it correctly, the girl seemed to be holding a chain in her hand. The end of the chain was connected to a collar, and there was a monkey on the collar. Although the monkey tried its best to avoid being photographed, it was still in the camera. The girl in the photo pulled hard... it was the one in front of Chen Yi.

"Ahem, don't look at me like that. Who makes her morally higher than me?" The monkey, who was a little embarrassed by Chen Yi's strange eyes, showed an embarrassed look and quickly put away the photo in his hand, " If I had known earlier, I would have worked harder."

"Yeah, yeah." Chen Yi patted the monkey in front of him on the shoulder, "I understand, I understand."

"Have you ever had this kind of experience?" The monkey showed an interested expression, "I'll treat you to a banana."

"No!" Chen Yi said against his will.

Monkey himself stuffed the banana handed to Chen Yi into his mouth.

"Tch! Who can believe it? I said, there is a demon mirror over there. Do you want to take a look?" After scratching his head for a while, looking at Chen Yi who was about to continue to squint his eyes, the restless monkey came up with another one. The topic was, "Seeing as you have no plans to leave here, how about we go and see it together?"

"Huh? Demon mirror?" Chen Yi scanned the place and saw that there were no humanoids. Being like this doesn't mean that he can't become something else. "Monkey said, pointing to the gorilla discussed just now, "Look at that guy. Even though he is so big, he is just a little person less than two meters in front of the magic mirror. "

"..." Chen Yi glanced at the huge gorilla speechlessly. It was very good and very strong.

"Okay, just go and have a look." Chen Yi patted his clothes and stood up again. He was not considered a human being anymore, so there was no harm in going and taking a look.

But the magic mirror...can it still be weird?

"Hi! Brother, let me say...is this your true body?" Monkey, who was less than half Chen Yi's height, looked at the reflection in a huge mirror that was five meters wide and ten meters long.

It happened to be the opposite of what Chen Yi had here, a gorilla that was still hundreds of meters tall, densely packed with muscles, and capable of destroying King Kong... This is the body of the monkey that looks like a stick next to Chen Yi, you Can we still have something weird?

It is conceivable that if the thin monkey in front of me punches the blind person, he will be reincarnated...

Speaking of which, this mirror is still very magical. Although it is only that big, it fully reveals the true nature of the monkey and presses it into the mirror. Instead of making people feel weird, it can be clearly seen. The most intuitive body shape in the mirror.

As for Chen Yi's, this mirror was like an overloaded machine. It was just like an ordinary mirror at first. It just printed Chen Yi's reflection on it. Then the reflection began to lose its color and turned into pure black. It's a humanoid figure with a ball of light that looks like a big lightbulb glaring at the top of the humanoid head.

"Uh... probably?" Chen Yi looked at the strange shape of the mirror and said hesitantly. Then the huge mirror seemed to be overwhelmed. A bright light flashed across the mirror, and it seemed to have become an ordinary mirror... …

"Eh? Why did you restart it?" The latter scratched his head and said something that made Chen Yi's brows jump.

"Can this thing be restarted!?"

"Why not? Let's get out of here quickly and talk as we walk." Without saying a word, the monkey pulled Chen Yi and ran away from a distance. It seemed that if it was too late, someone wearing a red hoop would appear.

"Just two days ago, everyone here had nothing to do, so we came to this mirror for a walk, and then the mirror went crazy."

How boring can you be to bother yourself with this unfortunate mirror? You can imagine how much effort it takes for this mirror to distinguish so many objects at once. If the mirror is not directly broken, it is considered to be of high quality.

"Huh... luckily I wasn't caught, otherwise I would have been fined." After returning to the big tree, the monkey said with a sigh of relief.

"..." Smile, just smile.

"Brother, you look worried?" Monkey, who was not tired after talking for a long time, suddenly asked.

"Something on your mind? It should be something?"

"Can you tell me? I'll treat you to a banana." The monkey said and handed one of the few bananas left in his hand to Chen Yi. It seemed that he had no intention of taking it back this time.

"Hmm~ It's not that big of a deal. All in all, it's just that... I'm away from home."

"Qiaojia? It's just such a trivial matter. Are you having a conflict with someone at home?" Monkey said with an expression that I understand, "What kind of worry is this? There will definitely be nothing wrong when I go back in two days. Conflict only lasts for a long time. Do you care about your family?"

"Aren't you the same? I'm going to beat that QB to death even if I'm beaten by my wife."

"Hehe, no one wants their family members to come into contact with that kind of inexplicable thing. Fighting and scolding are just love." The monkey laughed very calmly, looked at the wine bottle that Chen Yi took out, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly Holding the wine bottle in his arms, "Be careful, alcohol is prohibited here. If you are discovered, it will be confiscated."

"It doesn't matter, that's all I have here." Chen Yi smiled. Although the monkey said he was careful, he had already unscrewed the bottle cap and started drinking.

"It's a pity that I don't have storage space, otherwise I would have brought out the monkey wine at home and ordered it." The monkey shook his head, "Yeah! I will definitely treat you to a drink if I have the chance!"

The monkey said, pulling out a piece of monkey hair from his body, and then stuffed the monkey hair, which turned into a small wooden stick as soon as it was separated from the body, into Chen Yi's hand, "I told you, buddy, if you go back one day, just give it to me Just throw this thing on the ground and I can find you by relying on my breath."\u003cdd\u003e