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And with Gu Sheng's exclamation!

The pace of the game has also instantly accelerated!

Orders came one after another, and tomatoes were flying all over the place.

Shen Miaomiao felt that her kitchen knife was about to smoke, but she still couldn't keep up with the Spaghetti Monster's eating speed!

The key is!

This annoying guy, Gu Sheng, has been dutifully playing the role of the waiter!

"One head salad! I'll wait for you later!"

"A portion of cabbage tomato salad! Hurry up, the kitchen!"

"Add another head salad! Tomato head salad time is coming!"

"..."

This order hasn't been finished yet, the next one will come soon.

Gu Sheng is like the alarm clock at six or seven o'clock in the morning, which cannot be avoided or turned off.

Shen Miaomiao felt her head was getting bigger!

Blood pressure soared rapidly!

But luckily!

Just when her small volcano was about to erupt, the plot killer appeared and finally saved Shen Miaomiao's blood pressure.

The Spaghetti Monster seems to think that eating salad is too boring, so with a big wave of his hand, he is about to destroy the city.

But the Onion King saw that the situation was not good, so he opened the portal with his backhand, threw Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao in, let them practice for a while, and then returned to this point in time to fight the Spaghetti Monster.

The barrage whispered——

'Damn it, the game is just starting now? '

‘Co-authored that just a teaching level? '

'I'm trying to make this game a bit difficult, I'm in a hurry'

'This is the right taste! It's my favorite golden flavor! '

'Who came up with the silly phrase Jin Weier? Every time I see it, I feel weird...'

‘Hahahahahahaha as long as you don’t think about it’

"It's a good thing it's over, otherwise I feel like Mr. Ou will be tortured and blown up soon"

‘Not allowed to explode, is it not a kind of torture’

‘An inch stop challenge, right? '

'? ? ? '

'Ha ha ha ha ha grass...'

The game officially begins!

Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!

Now she finally knows why Gu Sheng reminded her to be a lady!

Hold on, hold on to Shen Miaomiao.

It's just a game, don't worry.

Besides, it was a plot kill just now, the difficulty of such a plot kill must be on the high side, that's why I made myself so busy.

The next game will definitely become casual.

Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes and arched Gu Sheng with her elbow:

"Hey, this cuts you vegetables."

Shen Miaomiao's little expression was a little sloppy.

Because according to her observation just now, Gu Sheng's state has been very relaxed throughout the teaching level.

Not only can he push his wheelchair around the room, but he even has the time to give himself the name of the dish to raise his blood pressure.

In this way, I must have been a big wronged person just now, and even took the initiative to undertake the heaviest vegetable cutting work in the game.

Hence, Shen Miaomiao had an idea and decided to switch identities with Gu Sheng.

She also wanted to be an idle shopkeeper, supervising workers, yelling twice, making sarcastic remarks, so that Lao Gu's blood pressure would also go up.

"I chop vegetables?"

Gu Sheng shrugged:

"Okay, what about you?"

"I'll just do the job you just did!"

Shen Miaomiao took it for granted.

"What did I do just now?"

Gu Sheng was a little surprised:

"Just now I was placing orders, serving dishes, and passing dishes and plates. I was very busy!"

cut--! ! !

Shen Miaomiao almost turned her mouth to grandma's house.

Want to lie to me again?

You are so beautiful!

"It doesn't matter!"

Shen Miaomiao was righteous:

"I can bear it!"

snort!

A cunning worker who deliberately makes his work extremely heavy, making the stupid boss think that he is very busy, but actually fishing like crazy, right? !

You think you can fool me?

"Don't worry about me! I can do it! You can just chop vegetables! Come on!"

"Ah..." Gu Sheng was stunned, it was the first time he heard such an outrageous request: "Don't go back on your word?"

"Just don't regret it..." Shen Miaomiao narrowed her eyes at Gu Cheng.

Then, he stuffed his controller into Gu Cheng's arms, took his console controller, and pressed the start button resolutely!

"It's too late to explain Master Gu! Let's chop vegetables!"

In fact, in the original game, the goal of the first level was to make onion soup, and there was only one menu.

But in Gu Sheng's opinion, a menu is too boring.

So in the first level, he added onions, tomatoes, and mushrooms to the menu.

The specific production method is to cut the raw materials, throw them into a soup pot and stew them in groups of three, and when the time is up, put them on the plate and serve them.

It's not too difficult.

One person is in charge of selecting and preparing the dishes, and the other is in charge of stewing, cooking, and serving. As for washing the dishes, whoever has time will do the washing.

But the problem is!

This time, Shen Miaomiao chose to do all the work, and only left the work of cutting vegetables that she considered "heavy" to Gu Sheng!

Ding Ding!

As soon as the bell rang, the roles of the two sides switched, and the first level officially started!

When the menu appeared, Shen Miaomiao grinned her small mouth and bared her small white teeth, imitating Gu Cheng's tone just now!

"Two servings of onion soup are up for you!"

While speaking, Shen Miaomiao came to the material box, plunged into it, and imitated Gu Cheng just now, writhing.

In an instant, onions, mushrooms, and tomatoes flew all over the sky, and they all smashed towards Gu Sheng's direction.

However!

Not more than ten seconds!

The ingredients that had just been thrown over turned into chopped dishes and flew back.

"Why?"

Shen Miaomiao was taken aback for a moment, and stared blankly at Gu Sheng who had finished the work.

Something is wrong?

Just now, I obviously didn't hurry up after a mess of chopping, so why is it so easy in Gu Sheng's hands?

"Look at me, look at the menu,"

Gu Sheng raised his chin, signaling Shen Miaomiao to cook soup:

"The time for soup is very short."

Shen Miaomiao wakes up like a dream!

When I saw the order time, I immediately became numb!

"Wok, pot, pot... where's the pot?"

"That's right in the corner."

"Oh, oh, three servings of onions...why can't I hold them?"

"You at least have a plate, don't you?"

"Oh oh oh plate plate...emmmmm...plate..."

"Your pot is going to catch fire."

"Hey, hey, don't leave it, bring it down first, the plate, um, serve!"

Ding dong!

The tip amount floated out on the screen, Shen Miaomiao heaved a sigh of relief, and finally finished the first dish before the order disappeared.

But before she can take a breath!

"Here, here are three mushrooms for mushroom soup, three tomatoes for tomato soup, and next onion soup..."

tuk tuk -

While Gu Sheng was talking, the kitchen knife in his hand flew up and down, wave after wave of processed ingredients flew towards Shen Miaomiao, and the past reappeared.

"The tomato soup order is almost up..."

"I know, I know!"

"The ingredients for onion soup have been chopped..."

"Throw it on the ground, throw it on the ground!"

"Your pot is going to catch fire again..."

"Put it up immediately!"

"The soup can't be filled even if the plate hasn't been wiped..."

"oops--!"

Shen Miaomiao felt that she had never been so busy in her life!

Turn around and look at Gu Sheng!

But I saw this bastard, holding a fire extinguisher and cosplaying Aisha in circles!

"let it go... let it go... blah blah blah blah..."

This is one of Gu Sheng's favorite projects.

The cute little chef is holding the fire extinguisher while spraying and turning around, which will make people feel a breath of sand sculpture from the inside out.

Most importantly, he chose a raccoon in a wheelchair.

This sense of humor is even more prominent.

I am having fun!

suddenly!

Hearing Shen Miaomiao's shout beside him!

"Gu Cheng! You're so damned! Labor and management are as busy digging a spinning top here!"

"Are you holding a stupid batch of fire extinguishers around here?!"

"You don't know how to clean the plate?!"

"Am I not talking, you will never see a little work in your eyes?!"

ah--? ? ?

Gu Cheng opened his mouth wide in surprise, and looked at the furious Shen Miaomiao!

"Didn't you say that I only need to chop vegetables? Are you still unreasonable?"

This is too inexplicable!

I'm just a disabled raccoon in charge of cutting things?

How can you go back on your word and treat me like this?

But at this time, Shen Miaomiao, who had already erupted, didn't care about this!

"I'm on the Shu Road Mountain! Yi——!!!"

"Go! Go! Can't I go?!"

Gu Sheng shrunk his neck, although he didn't know why he was afraid, but he couldn't help but feel terrified when he saw the little Nezha looking like he was going to bite someone, so he hurriedly pushed the wheelchair and rolled to the sink, and brushed the dishes loudly:

"What an unreasonable woman..."

The barrage is crazy! ! !

‘Hahahahahaha, there is always a strong sense of oppression’

'Appeared! The first famous mountain in Sichuan and Chongqing - Shudao Mountain! '

'Master Gu reminded the whole scene of the image of a lady, but Mr. Ou personally broke it'

'Mr. Ou: What are you so unladylike! I'm like serving food now! '

"Poor brother Shengzi, obviously the cosplay of Princess Aisha is pretty good"

'I was thrown by the ear by the basin directly hahahahahaha'

'What is the daily life of the Sichuan-Chongqing couple hahahahaha'

'I'm afraid Lao Gu is not an ear-scratcher~'

'I fucking laughed until the property came looking for me'

‘If you harm others, you will end up harming yourself, brother Chengzi! The way of heaven is reincarnation, the retribution of the mini game is finally your turn! '

'I fucking died laughing...'

"What's the matter with being a bit craving for some reason..."

‘KSWL’

'Hacking Kitchen (X) Hacking Couple (√)'

‘It’s so fun, go play with my girlfriend the whole time! '

‘It’s not buddy, are you fucking? '

'Don't scold, don't scold, I'm already installing...'

'I also……'

'Well, I actually bought it too...'

'You boy...'

'...'

Looking at the two noisy people on the screen.

At this moment, the Golden Wind project team watching the fun outside the screen was dumbfounded!

no?

ah?

These two people are too fucking good for live broadcasting, right? !

This is the first level!

1-1!

It exploded? !

For a moment, everyone felt that it was outrageous, but it was even more funny!

The twittering is like a rookie lotus root boss in the fire room, plus a submissive and helpless expert director.

How interesting these two look!

"never mind,"

After a long time, in the group chat meeting room, Lu Bian's helpless voice came out:

"Everyone's red envelopes should be given to Lao Gu at that time. There is still half an hour before the end of the live broadcast. It is estimated that Lao Gu will not come back from Zhongjing completely..."

As soon as this statement comes out!

There was a brief silence in the group chat meeting room.

Hearing a puff, Jiang Shan, who had a low smile, was the first to lose her temper and laughed out loud.

Immediately afterwards——

Puff ha ha ha ha ha...

A wild laugh came from the online meeting room!

The live broadcast room was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere!

As for Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao, they also became more and more involved in the fight, and even created the famous scene of "The Five Virtues of "Overcooked Kitchen""——

They are [husband and wife love]:

"Oh shit! Hiss—report! I put the soup you just made into the trash can!"

"ah?"

"The serving port is too close to the trash can, I misaligned..."

"Gu Cheng, I beat you to the ground——!!!"

There is also [heart-to-heart]:

"Hey, hey, don't squeeze me, I want to serve!"

"You avoid my pot first, it's going to catch fire!"

"This is the only way you can let it go!"

"I know that there is only one way, and you are still stuck with me!"

"You-don't-squeeze-uh-uh-uh-"

"You—let—drive—mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

There are [raise the eyebrows]:

"Stop running around with your beeping pot, I beg you..."

"I want to serve! Serve!"

"The plate is in my hand, what a fart!"

"Why don't you chop vegetables and run around with a plate every day?"

"Aren't you really holding the pot? Are you talking about me???"

And [Qin Se He Ming]:

"Hey, yo, it's been a few days since Master Gu is so lazy? Can't even cut two or two big veggies?"

"Is this what you said? Did you see this plate of steak that you just fried? Hey! Reportedly fell into the water~"

"Gu Cheng! What the fuck! That's the steak I worked so hard to fry after falling into the water and dying three times!!!"

"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry, because you will be in a hurry..."

There is also [Hundred Years of Love]:

"Oh no, you're about to give me a heart attack..."

"Obviously you are the one who cooks! You can't even play your own game well!"

"I cook? I return the food? Without me, this kitchen would have been overwhelmed long ago!"

"I'll catch it! You see, you're hot too!"

"I really can't play with you a little, I'm..."

"Hmph! I don't want to play with you yet!"

"Whoever puts out the fire is the dog!"

"I'll kill you—"

The raging flames are like the end of the world.

Gu Sheng spun the wheelchair, like a believer praying for the god of fire, chanting words, hoping that the fire would completely consume the kitchen, so that he could end this painful journey of being tortured by the vegetable chicken boss.

And Shen Miaomiao snatched Gu Sheng's fire extinguisher, and performed her traditional art, pointing the mouth of the fire extinguisher at Gu Sheng, barking violently to vent her dissatisfaction.

"I will never play with you again!!!"

A hilarious live broadcast ended in the angry words of the two like children.

Even the final host's closing words were trembling, and he looked like he couldn't hold back his laughter, which made the water friends burst into laughter and heartache!

...

Once popular in the mini game market!

Almost overnight, Overcooked Kitchen has become the darling of the small game circle with its tricky attributes and strong fun.

It is nicknamed "Break Up Kitchen" by many players.

And the anchors also saw the excellent live broadcast effect of this game, and started to play it one after another!

Even, because of the appearance of the nonsense kitchen, all the live broadcast platforms in China have been infected with the "Golden Wind Syndrome" for nearly a week——

During the prime time period from 8:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on all platforms, more than 70% of the anchors are playing the game Golden Wind.

either!

It is a PUBG player who gallops in the jungle, breaks out of the tight encirclement again and again, and eats chicken at night.

either!

It's just meeting with three or five friends, laughing and cursing in the live broadcast room, step by step from a normal mind to a nonsense kitchen player with a broken mentality!

All of a sudden, the emotional value in Gu Sheng's system soared!

Even, it has far exceeded his expectations!

According to this progress, it is estimated that in less than half a month, he will be able to unlock the core data of "Titanfall 2"!

Thinking of controlling BT in the somatosensory cabin, Gu Sheng couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion!

The key is!

This time!

They will also cooperate with Yiyou, under the guidance of Yiyou's technical department, to optimize the full sense system to match Yiyou x2's full sense enhancement auxiliary system!

That is to say!

If this time, Golden Wind and Yiyou both succeed!

So!

All somatosensory cabin works released by Gu Sheng after that will also have a qualitative leap!

no doubt!

This is absolutely attractive to Gu Sheng!

Not only as a designer, but also as a player!

Gu Sheng's mood was agitated.

But on the other side, Shen Miaomiao was not in a very good mood.

A week passed in the blink of an eye, and today is the day for her system to settle accounts.

with no doubt.

This game, which cost about 300,000 yuan, made money as expected.

but.

The reason for her bad mood was not this.

Because from the day she decided to broadcast "Overcooked Kitchen" with Gu Sheng on the live broadcast, she already had an estimate in her heart, knowing that this game will most likely not lose money.

Besides, it was just a small game with an investment of 300,000 yuan.

Even if it was a total loss, it would only be three million.

She is someone who has seen large rebates, and there is an escort behind her who will guarantee losses, this amount of money is nothing to her.

The reason why she is in a bad mood.

It's because since the two of them said the phrase "I'll never play with you again" in the live broadcast, they really never played messing around in the kitchen together again.

Actually Shen Miaomiao quite liked this game.

It can even be said that this is the longest game she has played since Defending the Carrot.

Because the game has a matching mechanism.

So these days, she will go online from time to time to match other little chefs to play together.

However, there is no longer the feeling of being angry and funny when playing with Gu Sheng.

Although, for several days in between, Shen Miaomiao secretly hinted to Gu Sheng whether he wanted to play games with her.

But Gu Sheng is like a wooden stake, and he doesn't know whether he really doesn't understand or pretends not to understand.

In short, I just never played with her.

This made Shen Miaomiao feel a little sad, she felt that Gu Sheng must have thought that she was messing around with food.

Think about it.

Shen Miaomiao, who was nestled on the sofa in the conference room and clutching the handle, was upset for a while.

The little feet on the conference table kicked in a temper: "Oh, it's so annoying, bastard, do you like to play or not, you despise aunt, and aunt still despises you, whether you like to play or not, I can play well... "

click.

Playing a little temper!

Suddenly, with a click, the door of the conference room was pushed open from the outside.

Shen Miaomiao looked up.

I saw Gu Sheng standing at the door with his satchel on his back, looking at her with a complicated expression.

Gu Sheng's sudden appearance surprised Shen Miaomiao, but the petty temper just now hadn't completely subsided, so she raised her neck and said a little arrogantly:

"You...why are you looking at me like that?"

"I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at this conference room,"

Gu Sheng leaned against the door, smacked his lips and said:

"Now our conference room feels like Hailan's House to me."

Shen Miaomiao didn't understand: "How do you say it?"

"It's a new feeling every time the fuck comes over,"

Gu Sheng said:

"It can be a meeting room, a video room, a temple, or a..."

talking.

Gu Sheng looked at the game interface of the Noisy Kitchen game on the projection screen:

"gaming room."

Tsk.

Gu Sheng smacked his lips: "This place charges you money according to the conference room standard, it's really a big loss."

"My pleasure!"

Shen Miaomiao leaned on the sofa, Erlang raised her legs and put her little feet on the conference table:

"My site, I say it's a game room and it's a game room!"

"Awesome,"

Gu Sheng raised his thumb:

"Then how do you charge for this game hall? I want to play for an hour, but I only have two coconut-flavored lollipops, is that enough?"

As soon as this statement comes out!

Shen Miaomiao was taken aback for a moment!

Immediately afterwards, the little temper just now disappeared like a cloud blown away by the wind!

"Oh—it's really better to be early than to be timely,"

Shen Miaomiao tried her best to hold back the corners of her mouth, and casually patted the empty seat beside her:

"In the past, I got four lollipops for an hour, but today it's half the price,"

"Sit down, I'll add a handle for you!"

——

PS: There will be special circumstances tomorrow (May 24th), and I would like to take a day off from readers, and the update will resume normally on the 25th.