Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

"(Radio) We've had a counter-orbit attack on Typhon!"

"(Radio) Spotted IMC strike planes! Spotted IMC strike planes! They're on the port side!"

"(Radio) We are under attack! Call for backup! Call for... (explosion)"

"(Radio) Everyone Abandon Ship! Repeat! Everyone Chi Chi... Abandon Ship..."

"(Radio) We... Chi Chi ... crashed ... Chi Chi ... the rescue pod popped out and made impact... Chi Chi ..."

"..."

Rumble——

As the noisy radio sound became more and more chaotic, and the camera moved towards the rapidly falling escape pod, Tuanzi only felt that the vibration of the somatosensory pod became more intense.

After a brief black screen, Tuanzi opened his eyes.

At this moment, he was actually sitting in that escape pod!

Look out through the small window of the escape pod.

Like her, more pods trailing wakes were plummeting toward the ground like meteors.

On the ground, billowing gunpowder smoke shot straight into the sky, and the death fire nets fired by machine guns criss-crossed and criss-crossed. Under the deafening roar of the artillery, the fire-wire missiles kept hitting the falling escape cabin.

The huge oppressive feeling of the huge battlefield, accompanied by the rumbling vibrations enveloping the regiment, made her short of breath, and even wanted to retch.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo-"

Panting continuously, Tuanzi wanted to calm down his nervousness and even fear!

"It's a game...it's a game...it's a game..."

good!

In the past, one of the main selling points of somatosensory cabin games was the sense of reality. However, almost all games before that have more or less a sense of distance from reality!

But now!

The appearance of Titanfall, coupled with a new generation of full-sensing assistive technology, seems to have set off a revolution in realism.

The sense of estrangement in the past is becoming more and more blurred, and players even need to remind themselves 'this is just a game' at all times to reduce their tension!

As the sound of the explosion got closer, the shaking of the escape pod became more intense!

Although Tuanzi continued to suggest herself, when she watched a missile hit her, she couldn't help but let out a scream!

"Ahhhhhh—"

Whoosh—boom! ! !

The missile missed her and hit another escape pod not far to her left.

The sound of the explosion was deafening, and the tongue of flames engulfed her escape pod in an instant.

Immediately afterwards, a strong shock wave hit, and Tuanzi felt the escape pod shake violently!

Tom——! ! !

All of a sudden!

The screen in the live broadcast room was pitch black, only Tuanzi's rapid and tense breathing could be heard faintly.

The bullet screen was in an uproar! ! !

'Fog—grass—'

‘Is this shit a movie? Full sense movie? '

'This mirror, this picture, this detail...'

'I feel like Tuanzi is going to be scared silly, and the sound of breathing is crying'

‘It’s not that I’m going to be terrified, I’m already scared to death. I’ve got goosebumps from watching the live broadcast, let alone experiencing it myself.’

'The fall was so stressful that my toes were clenched'

'It feels like a jumping machine in an amusement park'

'It should be stronger than that, it fell from outside the stratosphere'

'Is the dumpling okay...'

I gasped for a long while!

Listening to the live broadcast, there was a sound of sniffling, and then Tuanzi spoke again slowly:

"I...I'm okay! I...can do it!"

certainly!

Even if you say so, cheer yourself up.

But only Tuanzi knew that just now she was flying in front of her, and her soul was chasing after her!

Because the level of detail of this Titanfall has far exceeded her imagination!

It even made the feeling of weightlessness in the fall!

Shock is not enough to describe the experience just now.

It seems that scare is more appropriate.

While trying to adjust his breathing to a normal state, Tuanzi prayed that Golden Wind would never be a monster in the future, and that he would not produce a horror game with this quality on a whim someday.

Otherwise, it would be a catastrophe in the live broadcast circle...

[Escape capsule No. 8, passenger rifleman Jack Cooper, injecting 250 mg of trisanthin to stabilize the health condition, the side effects of the tranquilizer include...]

As the mechanical female voice of the escape pod sounded, Tuanzi also slowly opened his eyes.

Chi-boom!

The escape hatch that had been smashed and deformed exploded automatically.

The choking smoke billowed in, making her sneezed uncontrollably.

The scene in front of me became clearer——

Under the night, the war is in full swing.

Thick smoke rolling with faint flames rose not far away, and the shadows even almost covered the huge Proxima Centauri star hanging high in the sky.

In the sky, small fighter jets that shuttle like meteors shuttle in the explosive trajectory of energy weapons.

The shouts of fighting continued to come.

At the foot of the towering and rugged Cangshan Mountain, riflemen dressed in the same clothes as her rushed to charge one after another.

Da da da……

Da da da……

"Pay attention to concealment—!"

"We're surrounded—!"

"Forward! Forward!"

"We have to get out of..."

Whoosh!

The shouting rifleman wasn't even finished!

There was a muffled cracking sound!

In front of Tuanzi, his head exploded into a cloud of blood mist not far away, splashing bits and pieces!

"Me! Grass!"

The appearance of this scene!

It was like a ghost hand stretched out from hell, tightly grasping Tuanzi's heart, making her, who never swears, couldn't help screaming!

You know, before this, there has never been any game that depicts the chaos and cruelty of the battlefield with such a straightforward picture!

The noisy radio in the headset was mixed with the screams and roars on the battlefield.

Tuanzi felt that his blood pressure, which had just calmed down a little bit, was suddenly full again, and his whole body was a little numb!

who I am? where am I? what am i doing

The three major questions of life lingered in her mind and could not go away for a long time.

And at this moment!

Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded on the radio!

"I'm Captain Lastimosa, Rifle Corps, I've located you, please move quickly to the marked point, I will meet you!"

Teacher La is here!

The sudden sound on the radio pulled Tuanzi's soul back.

Oh, right!

I'm Rifleman Jack Cooper! I'm on Typhon! Now I want to break through to the marked point to hug the teacher's thigh!

Think here!

Tuanzi cheered up and loaded the parallel rifle in his hand!

Click!

"Rush—! Our Titan is coming—! Charge—! Breakthrough—!"

Tuanzi yelled loudly, but the man ducked down, and the dog hid behind the large army.

The bullet screen is full of question marks!

‘Why are you rushing backwards? '

'Is that so? '

‘It’s broken, how come the dumplings have started to steal chickens’

'Learn from an old horse'

'Shouting louder than anyone else, shrinking back than anyone else'

'The main thing is a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death'

'Teacher La: I am optimistic about this kid (referring to this realistic and capable dog)'

"A human-shaped self-propelled charge can't be blown by light"

‘Tuanzi: I’m just a trumpet, what can I do? '

‘Hahahahahahahahahaha so fucking makes sense’

'Just play it and don't care about it'

'The humanoid self-propelled charge made me laugh...'

Shuttle in the hail of bullets.

Although, Tuanzi is sincere that she will not be able to adapt to this cruel war atmosphere for a while, she is really afraid.

But the rest of the riflemen were battle-hardened.

After a dash!

Although the loss was heavy, a bloody road was opened!

Fifty meters!

Seeing that the meeting point specified in the head-up display was just in front of him, the voice of Lastimosa sounded again in Tuanzi's headset:

"I have located you, ready to land!"

Wuhu!

finally come!

Hearing that Daddy was about to arrive at the battlefield, Tuanzi also heaved a sigh of relief. Seeing that the meeting point was in a puddle not far away, he couldn't help being excited, and wanted to run over to find a place to hide and wait for Teacher La to land.

However!

The moment she was about to rush out!

"Be careful! Enemy Titans!!!"

suddenly!

The comrades behind him exclaimed!

Tuanzi paused, and heard the rumbling sound above his head, so he couldn't help but look up!

A huge colossal shadow descended from the sky, and its huge body seemed to completely envelop her.

"Ward..."

Between lightning and flint!

Tuanzi retreated subconsciously!

Tom——! ! !

The huge titan crashed in front of her!

The violent impact even pushed her away, hitting the rock behind her with a bang!

There was a tightness in my chest!

Chi Dong - Chi Dong -

Tuanzi stared blankly at the giant steel beast approaching her that was as tall as buildings on both sides, and even forgot how to dodge for a moment!

The comrades around shot at the enemy Titan one after another, but the power of the rifle was not worth mentioning in front of it.

Instead, the machine guns on the shoulders of the enemy Titans protruded.

Chi - tom tom tom -! ! !

All of a sudden!

A fog of blood boiled on the battlefield!

In front of the powerful and huge Titan, all the little soldiers are like ants, insignificant.

In front of that terrifying caliber cannon, no carbon-based creature would have the slightest chance of resisting.

this moment!

Tuanzi finally understood what it means to drive a Titan to the army, and how important a pilot who can drive a Titan is to the army!

It's just that she probably won't be able to become an iron pilot.

Because at this moment, the giant steel feet of the enemy titan had already been lifted up, according to which she was about to step down hard.

It is strange to say.

At this time, Tuanzi felt that he was not so nervous anymore, facing the terrifying trampling, he raised his parallel rifle instead.

Because the blood mist floating on the battlefield are all comrades who were smashed by machine guns to cover her.

Even though I'm a sneaky old cunt, even though I'm loud and quiet, even though I'm an ignorant recruit who has been hiding at the end of the team.

But when my life was about to be threatened, my comrades were still willing to raise their rifles and use their weak strength to cover me.

Even sacrifice.

To do what you know you can't do is to be a hero.

I'm not a qualified rifleman.

But at the moment.

I am willing to be brave once.

Da da da--! ! !

Facing that ferocious trampling!

Tuanzi pulled the trigger!

Tongues of fire spewed out, and the bullets hit the Titan's body. Sparks flew, but they couldn't cause the slightest damage.

And at that moment when the ruthless trampling was about to drown the dumpling!

Whoosh, whoosh, boom, boom! ! !

suddenly!

Several missiles struck from the air!

Violent explosions bloom on enemy Titans!

Immediately afterwards, a Titan with army green graffiti descended from the sky, and like a fierce fighter, it rushed to the enemy Titan, and threw a fierce over-the-shoulder fall!

Hum - bang!

The body of the enemy Titan was thrown into the air by it, and its huge body smashed to the ground, and the solid rock collapsed in an instant!

Immediately afterwards, the shoulder cannon was activated, and the miniature missiles washed their faces!

In the blink of an eye!

The enemy Titan becomes a mass of scrap iron!

The bullet screen was full of exclamations!

‘ohhhhhhhh——’

'Damn it! Teacher La is here! '

'BT! ! ! '

'You're so handsome! Damn it! '

'ah? ? ? '

‘This operation is too smooth Wori! '

'Grass! Cool! '

‘It’s so shocking, this is the mecha game I want! '

‘I beg you to come up with a BT figure, I’ll buy it for as much money as you want...’

'Sense of technology, power, and heaviness! Bad guys! I kind of want to stick with BT! '

'My assessment is...it's hard not to support! '

'I can not stand it any more! Art Games x2! place an order! '

'Follow me! '

'+1! '

'Absolutely! '

'...'

"teacher--!!!"

Seeing Lastimosa jumping out of the BT cockpit, Tuanzi screamed excitedly!

"Hold on kiddos,"

Lastimosa is still so calm and reassuring:

"This is a painkiller and sedative to make you feel better. Leave it to me here."

Having said this, Lastimosa took out an injection from his pocket and stuck it into Tuanzi's thigh.

The vision in front of him gradually became blurred, and he felt dizzy.

Tuanzi replied in a daze.

Then I saw Lastimosa re-board the Titan.

Because at this time, two more enemy Titans called "top hunters" by BT attacked.

Lastimosa and BT merged into one and went to the battle.

The cannons criss-crossed while flashing and moving. Although one hit two, the experienced captain did not lose the wind in the slightest, and even killed one of the Titans!

However!

Just when BT turned on the energy shield and was about to turn around and face another Titan!

suddenly!

Behind BT, a blue-purple crack like a small black hole suddenly appeared!

Zoom——!

A Titan with a huge alloy sword on his back suddenly appeared!

"Uh uh..."

Tuanzi's pupils shrank suddenly, wanting to remind the teacher.

But helplessly, the effect of the sedative made her completely speechless.

next second.

Tom——!

The giant sword Titan's hand stabbed hard into BT's waist, forcefully extracting the power battery from its waist...

BT... down?

Teacher... sacrificed?

The sudden turn of the situation made Tuanzi's mind go blank.

She wanted to struggle to get up, but she couldn't use the strength no matter what.

After a while of dizziness, he opened his eyes again.

I saw a burly man in a cloak greedily collecting spoils.

Not far away, the door of the mech that had just fought against BT opened.

It seemed that this strong man was the top hunter who confronted the teacher head-on.

Tuanzi wanted to touch the gun to blow his dog's head off, but he seemed paralyzed and couldn't move at all.

And at this moment.

Chi-boom!

Another Titan with a golden LOGO graffitied, the word GW graffitied on the fuselage, and a huge rotary cannon came.

hiss--! ! !

Seeing this Titan, Tuanzi couldn't help but gasp.

Because the more she looked at the symbol on the Titan hatch, the more familiar it became.

And at this time!

There was also a voice of doubt in the barrage!

'It's not...the Titan's LOGO...'

'Why do I look so familiar? ? ? '

'G...W...? '

'Golden... Wind? ? ? '

'What the hell is his uncle doing... huh? ? ? '

'This is the symbol of Nima's golden wind, right? right? Did you see it at the beginning? I don't have amnesia, do I? '

'So the Apex Predator team... is actually the Golden Wind Company? ! '

'What the fuck is this setting to break through the dimensional wall? '

'Hey hey hey hey! Fuck! The hatch is open! The hatch is open! '

'...'

With a barrage of exclamation!

Chi - click!

The cockpit of the Hunting Titan with the Golden Wind logo on it opened.

A figure wearing a heavy bulletproof vest stood up from the cockpit, and shouted at the strong man:

"We have 18 hours left! In 18 hours the Holy Ark will be sealed for delivery!"

"Stop fucking dawdling! Come on!"

At this moment, Tuanzi's vision was a bit blurred, and he couldn't see what the people on Titan looked like.

But this voice is extremely familiar!

An incredible shock sounded in the live broadcast room!

"Ah—? Isn't it—?"

"Can the game still do this?"

"This person is...???"

talking!

I saw that man jumping off his Titan, and saw that the strong man was still searching for some advantage on the battlefield, so he was in a hurry.

He walked over with strides, raised his leg and gave the strong man a kick, extremely rude!

Boom!

"Are you fucking deaf? Can't I hear you when I'm talking to you? They didn't pay for us to dispose of the corpse!"

"Now! Get on your Titan! Go away!!!"

talking!

The man also gave the strong man a big ear post.

The slap made the strong man shrink his head for a while: "Okay... okay boss..."

While talking, the strong man turned around resentfully, and walked towards his Titan.

And the man called the boss also appeared on the screen at close range!

next second.

The host and barrage together!

Instant explosion!

"I rely on-!!!"

Tuanzi almost sat up in shock from a dying illness!

"Gu Sheng——?!!!"

good!

This so-called leader of the top hunter team is none other than the chief game director of Golden Wind, the chief director and producer of Titanfall——

Gu Sheng!

And on the electronic dog tag of his body armor on his chest, his name is also displayed——

Sam Gu!

The barrage exploded!

When every audience saw this, their eyes widened in disbelief!

'ah? ? ? '

'I'll make your father a DJ! Gu Sheng, are you a dog? ! '

'no? Who the hell is a good person making a game to make himself the villain leader? '

'If the name of the villain leader is Sam, then this is a good job; but if Brother Shengzi also makes his own model, then this is a unique job! '

'CNM appeared! The king of abstraction! '

'WDNMD I'm really convinced! ! ! '

'BT ah! Teacher La! This fucking is all designed by you yourself! You are a real killer, you son of a bitch! '

'Brother Shengzi! You have no heart! You have no heart—! ! ! '

‘Still called Brother Shengzi? Call a dog thief! ! ! '

'...'

The audience is all blown up!

Put yourself into the game as a villain, and kill your own game characters by yourself!

He also appeared on the stage in person, killing in front of all players!

Such an infernal and abstract operation, I am afraid that it would be impossible for a second game company to do it!

And at this time!

Tuanzi is also furious!

Shout out!

"You give me back BT! You give me back my teacher!"

"The dog thief Gu Sheng—"

"I don't live with you!!!"