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"Old Gu, I can't pass this test again..."

"Uh-huh."

"Old Gu, my VIP has expired..."

"oh oh."

"Old Gu, can I buy a small oven..."

"All right."

"Old Gu, look at the cut side of this cucumber slice, it looks like a smiling face..."

"Ancestor, can you stop for a while, I have changed this copy eight times."

In an apartment in Binjiang Yaju, Gu Sheng's helpless voice sounded in the study.

Turning his head, he saw little Nezha in a cute strawberry pajamas, showing him half a cucumber in his hand.

Well, this section does look like a smiling face.

Gu Sheng couldn't help laughing, and was about to take the cucumber with a smiling face, but unexpectedly, little Nezha withdrew his hand:

"You hate me, don't give it to you to eat."

Looking at Shen Miaomiao who pouted her small mouth, Gu Sheng smiled helplessly: "I'm working."

"But you've been working all day!"

Shen Miaomiao was dissatisfied and said:

"When I woke up in the morning, I saw you in the study. It's already five o'clock in the afternoon. Today is Saturday."

"I was afraid of disturbing your work, so I kept tiptoeing around,"

"I also shared with you my coffee, my fruit,"

"I also share with you the smiling cucumber,"

"You still murder me..."

talking.

Shen Miaomiao's small mouth was pouted higher and higher, her big eyes were red with tears, she was about to drop little pearls, she was extremely wronged:

"I won't play with you anymore, you can work by yourself, I will go out to play by myself..."

Saying that, Shen Miaomiao put half a cucumber on Gu Sheng's table, turned around and was about to leave.

Gu Sheng couldn't stand it anymore.

Originally, he was a character who was soft but not hard, but now he looked at the coffee, fruit and freshly sliced ​​cucumbers on the table, and his heart softened.

As little Nezha said.

All day long, she was as quiet as a chicken, even tiptoeing in and out of the study.

Whether it's watching dramas or playing games, they are all in the living room outside.

One of the few times I came in was to share coffee and fruit with him.

The results of it.

But I didn't notice little Nezha's boring mood, and I was perfunctory about her enthusiastic sharing.

Damn me! ! !

Thinking of this, Gu Sheng hurriedly called to Xiao Nezha: "Hey, hey, don't go, don't go, what do you think this is?"

"What?"

Shen Miaomiao turned her head reluctantly and looked at Gu Sheng.

When Gu Sheng clicked the mouse, all the saved windows on the dual screens closed one after another, and then the screen went black.

"Magic!"

Gu Sheng clapped his hands:

"Shut down!"

YES! ! !

Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao cheered in her heart.

Plan to pass!

Sure enough, the girl's red eye circles are the best weapon!

The marketing account does not deceive me!

good!

Shen Miaomiaochun is playing Gu Sheng!

This guy is so curly!

It was such a wonderful weekend, but the old man put this home office away and started working!

It's exactly the same as working hours, from nine o'clock in the morning to now!

Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it.

I beg you to be a human being, don't roll up, I'm really worried about you like this.

and!

I!

Shen Miaomiao!

Single young girl!

The beautiful voice is sweet and charming!

Isn't your attitude of keeping your ears to the outside world a bit insulting to me?

Shen Miaomiao couldn't swallow this breath and decided to use the art of war.

As it turned out, her strategy worked.

snort!

Shen Miaomiao hummed happily in her heart.

Then he curled his lips, twisted his little head and said yin and yang: "No, why shut it down, you work quickly, work is important, after you do more, I can give you a promotion and salary increase, and let you marry Bai Fumei and go to the pinnacle of life~"

"I'm at my peak right now,"

Gu Sheng stood up, waved his hands and said solemnly:

"It's a great honor for Gu to be a roommate with Mr. Shen. It's already the pinnacle of his life."

The serious grin made Shen Miaomiao smile through tears: "You are so fake, you Gu Cheng."

"Listen seriously." Gu Cheng raised his eyebrows, signaling that little Nezha deserved it.

"Well," Shen Miaomiao nodded slowly, "Then let me give you another chance, let me ask you—"

"How about my smiling cucumber?"

"Beautiful!"

"What about buying a small oven?"

"Leisure and elegance!"

"What happens when my video VIP expires?"

"Scan my code!"

"How to solve the problem of defending the radish?"

"Boss is confused! Haven't we not cleared the messy kitchen yet? Wouldn't it be nice if we put down the projector in the living room and connect a cable, and play games together on the sofa?"

"Very good! Very energetic!"

Shen Miaomiao patted Gu Sheng's shoulder:

"I am optimistic about you as the best employee this year!"

"Thank you boss for the pancake!" Gu Sheng picked up Thumbs up: "It smells so good!"

Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but burst out laughing, and slapped Gu Cheng lightly: "Forget about being poor."

Seeing this, Gu Sheng also smiled: "Aren't you angry?"

"I'm too angry." Shen Miaomiao gave Gu Cheng a supercilious look, "I'm so angry and hungry."

With that said, the two also came to the living room.

Shen Miaomiao jumped into the sofa with a plop, and lay down like a grandpa:

"I want to eat dumplings!"

Gu Sheng really didn't brag before, he really knows how to make dumplings, and the taste is very good.

Especially the three delicacies stuffing, Shen Miaomiao had eaten it once before, but now the gluttons are coming up again.

"There's nothing wrong with eating,"

Gu Sheng was in a bit of a dilemma:

"But now you say that there is no minced meat, shrimp, or leeks at home."

"But there is me!"

Just as Shen Miaomiao lay down, she jumped up again:

"I'll go and buy!"

Saturday is used to buy vegetables and eat, to enjoy a warm life!

"Okay." Seeing that little Nezha was so active, Gu Sheng also nodded with a smile: "Then I'll beat eggs with noodles and wait for your triumphant return."

Before he finished speaking, little Nezha had already put on his coat, looking impatient.

Leaving a sentence of "Leave it to me" and jumped out the door.

"ah……"

Gu Sheng opened his mouth, shook his head helplessly, and took the phone: "By the way, buy a bottle of vinegar and come back."

After all, Gu Sheng also came to the kitchen, put on his apron, and started making dough.

Looking at the afterglow of the setting sun outside the window, Gu Sheng felt that he couldn't let go of the corners of his mouth.

He didn't like cooking very much before.

Do it by yourself, eat by yourself, wash the dishes and clean the kitchen by yourself.

The meal is hot, but the heart is cold.

Not to mention the trouble, it's not interesting, it's better to order a takeaway and eat it.

But since he became roommates with Xiao Nezha, cooking seems to have gradually become a kind of enjoyment for him.

To be more precise, it was the kind of pyrotechnics full of temperature that made him sink.

The golden sunset outside the window, with warm colors, fell on the tall and slender man in the kitchen.

In the Harman Kardon in the living room, the melody flows slowly, gradually filling the house——

One I need a dream, a direction, and tears

I need someone more to light up the darkness of the sky

I can't do anything, I can't resist, there's no way out

I am now in this silent night

need companion……

...

"Hey old Lu, what do you think my sister-in-law looks like?"

"Should be tall and sexy, right? I feel like that suits Lao Gu better."

"I guess it's gentle and quiet. I think Brother Sheng is more compatible with that kind of little sheep."

"Well—it makes sense, Lao Gu's yuppie spirit should also be quite attractive to the little sheep."

"I'm still a little nervous."

"That's Lao Gu's girlfriend, why are you so nervous?"

"In case we both open the door and take a look, bang, a Mr. Shen!"

"Stop fucking nonsense, Mr. Ou condescends to live with Lao Gu, even if he really lives together, he is also Lao Gu's wife."

"Hey hey, that's all I said."

"Actually, I'm a big fan of Lao Gu and Mr. Ou, but when it comes to feelings, Mr. Gu has his own subjective wishes..."

In the elevator!

Lu Bian and Da Jiang talked while watching the elevator floor slowly increase.

good!

today!

It was the 'raid' time that the two had agreed upon!

They want to see who is the 'sister-in-law' who can make Lao Gu go uncharacteristically, give up working overtime without hesitation, and leave work on time!

and!

Today, the two also shoulder an important mission!

That is to help old Gu speak more good things, and try to keep my sister-in-law safe!

Lao Gu has had a hard time living alone these years.

Although it is a bit hypocritical to say such words from the mouth of a big man like them.

But thinking about how old Gu has been carrying ups and downs for so many years, without even a family member, the two of them really feel sad for Gu Sheng.

Now, there is finally someone who can make Lao Gu Lianjia. As top wingmen, the two brothers must contribute a wave of perfect assists!

Ding!

talking.

The elevator also reached the floor where Gu Sheng's house was located.

The two looked at each other and tilted their heads!

"For Lao Gu's happiness!"

"For the rest of Brother Sheng's life!"

"Walk!"

"Walk!"

Ding—boom—

Ring the doorbell.

From the gate, Gu Sheng's voice came: "Here it is, who is it?"

"The ward round!"

Lu Bian didn't respond rightly:

"We suspect that you are hiding in a golden house. Open the door and let's check."

"Whoever pretends to be a member of a relevant unit to bluff and deceive shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance or deprivation of political rights,"

As the door opened, Gu Sheng took his mobile phone and read:

"If the circumstances are serious, they shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years."

Say it.

Looking at the land and the river at the door:

"My stupid Odoudou, did you drop this gold bracelet or the silver bracelet?"

In a word!

It choked the two of them to death.

"It's not such a big crime to rub a meal..."

Lu Bian smiled mischievously:

"By the way, visit my sister-in-law."

Gu Sheng: ...

Lao Lu's words were full of holes, and he even didn't know where to start complaining.

"We don't want to verify whether 'visit' can be used on people,"

Gu Sheng was silent for a moment, and smoothed his train of thought:

"Sister-in-law...how did you start talking about it?"

"Let's start with the LV cream strawberry bucket bag next to you!"

Lu Bian's eyes were sharp, and he saw the cute lady's bag hanging on the shoe-changing stool at the door.

Letting the two in, Gu Cheng took a look at Shen Miaomiao's bag, and smiled helplessly: "This is..."

"Stop!"

Before he could open his mouth, Lu Bian made a movement to silence his voice:

"I am a prodigal son in love, a master in love,"

"Do I need you to tell me what kind of person my sister-in-law is?"

"Someone Lu can guess nine out of ten just by looking at it!"

"...Don't regret it," Gu Sheng saw that Lu Bian was rushing to die today, and he stopped trying to persuade him: "Guess, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes."

"cut!"

Lu Bian sneered:

"I'm afraid? Could it be that you also found a tiger as your girlfriend?"

talking!

Lu Bian analyzed it with great interest——

"Hanging bucket bag! Last year's LV model, fresh and cute, the hardware is slightly worn!"

"Lipstick on the table! Armani red tube lip glaze, color number 214 ambiguous milk apricot!"

"Shoes under the shoe cabinet! LV's RUN AWAY series, about 34 to 5 sizes, pink, clean and refreshing!"

"In summary!"

Speaking of which!

Lu Bian pushed the void glasses that didn't exist, and pointed at Gu Sheng!

"The scheming frog keeps touching your stomach!"

And Dajiang beside him also used his mobile phone power amplifier to play the BGM of Conan's case solving!

Just listen to Lu Bian's loud voice:

"This girl is relatively rich herself. She is about 1.65 meters tall and about 20 years old. She looks pure and lovely, has a clean and sweet style, and is playful and lively!"

"The most important thing is that it absolutely meets the high demand of your old warden for jailers!"

"Am I right!!!"

Gu Sheng: ...

Speechless.

How could I have such two naughty friends?

Should I reflect on myself?

Fortunately, this is not the company.

Otherwise, if this scene is seen by others, what is the difference from shitting in public?

"Hurry up, please tell me something!"

Lu Bian raised his head towards Gu Sheng:

"It's tiring to keep this pose."

Talking!

Just outside the door, the girl's cheerful singing came, accompanied by bright footsteps:

"I was walking alone on the path to buy vegetables, and Lao Gu made me a dumpling to taste~"

Swish!

Lu Bian and Da Jiang looked at Gu Sheng and raised their eyebrows:

It's time to witness the miracle!

Gu Sheng leaned against the shoe cabinet without any fear, and even brought a glass of water:

Please start your show.

Click!

The next second the door opens!

Lu Bian and Da Jiang turned their heads and said, "Big—!"

Just said a word!

Lu Bian's voice choked in his throat!

Because the one who opened the door was none other than Shen Miaomiao who came back from shopping with a vegetable bag!

Eyes on each other!

Moment!

Lu Bian's pupils constricted, he suffered a cardiopulmonary arrest, and his mind went blank!

fertile! Germany! hair!

ah?

Old Gu...Little Nezha...the two of them...um...um?

Reasonable but unexpected circumstances caused Lu Bian's brain to shut down on the spot.

Turning his head and glaring at Dajiang fiercely, he secretly scolded him as a top-notch crow's mouth!

Da Jiang also looked confused, and grinned at Lu Bian innocently, indicating that he really just said it casually just now, but he didn't expect to be able to say what he said.

As for Shen Miaomiao outside the door, she was also very surprised, seeing Lu Bian's expression of hesitation and hesitation, he asked:

"Big—what?"

"Big...uh...big..."

Lu Bian's expression was a little distorted, and his mind was spinning rapidly!

"Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law—you are my master and I am your son—!"

puff--! ! !

In the back, Gu Sheng really didn't hold back, he sprayed out a sip of water, covered his head, treated the edge of the land as a potted plant, and watered it thoroughly!

"Uh-cough-cough-cough-"

Almost choking himself to death, Gu Sheng waved his hands again and again to explain:

"They're just here for dinner. I said I'm sharing the apartment with you now. If I want to eat dinner, I have to ask for your permission. Let them say something nice to you. It's nothing else..."

So silly beep!

If I am guilty, you can use the law to punish me, instead of arranging two dudes to be my best friends!

To be able to become ferromagnetic with this kind of goods, I also violated the rules of heaven in my previous life...

Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao quickly took out a few tissues from the shoe cabinet and handed them to Lu Bian:

"It's okay, it's just a meal. It happens to be making dumplings today. Everyone eats together. There are so many people and it's lively. I'll order some sauces, braised vegetables and so on..."

While speaking, Shen Miaomiao bit her lips and smiled.

Although I know that nonsensical sentence by Lu Bian is a line from The Devil Is Coming.

But when I heard the title 'Big Brother and Sister-in-law', I still couldn't help but feel a sweet and greasy feeling spread from the bottom of my heart.

The young man is very good at talking!

Wave your little hand!

It's just a meal!

rub! You can rub it!

I must eat and drink well today! ! !