Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

'Damn it! Whore teacher atmosphere! '

'It's awesome, more than a thousand have entered in such a short time'

'You call this a free game? '

‘Hahahahaha, the money I spent in five minutes is enough to buy six TTFs’

‘Actually, most players don’t need this krypton. 38 buy a pass and play slowly. It’s completely fun’

'Who are you scolding? Brother Long, I believe in hand, is a person who hits slowly? '

'The main thing is a wild consumption, and I can't wait for a second! '

'Let him go! Let him drive! Let him drive! '

'...'

The audience all know the strength of the prostitute teacher, a pure local tyrant krypton gold player.

So at this time, the live broadcast room was full of excitement, and everyone was watching the whore teacher awesome while waiting for the unboxing session.

100 boxes will be purchased quickly.

Click!

Select [Open Combination Package], the screen flashes, and the prostitute teacher finds that he has come to a huge abandoned factory.

The scene in front of me is so familiar, after a little thought, the prostitute teacher recognized it:

"Oh——isn't this the spider blasting level of TTF [Blood and Rust]!"

This underworld level is still fresh in his memory.

At that time, I didn't know how many times I was killed here.

Now, revisiting the old place, I still miss it.

The voice has not yet fallen!

Buzz——

There was a beeping sound.

The whoring teacher turned his head and saw a small drone flying over with a fried spider.

Slightly different from the fried spider in TTF, the small fried spider in APEX has a cone-shaped head with three sides in total, and it seems to be non-aggressive.

With a click, the little fried spider landed in front of the whoring teacher, and then, its head began to turn.

Immediately afterwards, three beams of light, two white and one blue, shot out from its three heads!

woo woo——

Nourish! Nourish! Nourish!

boom! boom! boom!

Three holographic projection devices landed in front of the whoring teacher, presenting different rewards.

They are two pieces of ordinary clothes and a camouflage gun skin.

"Oh--damn! It's so much fun to open the box!"

The whore teacher who has never seen such an exquisite unboxing form was so shocked that he was not disturbed by the first wave of blue sky and white clouds at all.

And the water friends also whispered——

‘It’s so exquisitely done! '

'Shocked, Xiao Huang even made a map for unpacking, he really made me cry'

'A home away from home'

‘Isn’t this much better than the perfunctory attitude of some games? '

'Xun Teng: You order me? '

‘@迪藤游戏, come here and see what a lottery is, don’t cheat your money by holding on to your big flash web page turntable! '

'6666666'

‘Hahahahahaha 刚 刚’ ’

'The simplest mouth smell, the most extreme enjoyment'

'is a tough guy'

"And it seems that the probability of shipment is not bad. There are only more than 40 boxes, and there are already two golden legends."

'Even a double yolk egg, I cried to death'

"Don't be envious, maybe this is exchanged for the luck of the family heirloom"

'hiss……'

Following the discussion of water friends!

The whoring teacher's boxes were also reduced one by one, and only the last box was left during the conversation:

"Ya'er, top-notch products are not coming out, the last box is here, brothers, wait for me to do something!"

Say it!

I saw the whoring teacher crossed his hands, gestured blindly, and at the same time muttered something:

"Heaven and Earth Sanqing! Shoutout! Taoism is impermanent! Heaven and earth are boundless! Shoutout!"

"Borrowing the law of heaven and earth! Yuanyang enters the body! Non-toxic and non-invasive! Alms for alms magic!"

"All gods listen to my orders!"

The funny actions combined with the incomprehensible spells made the water friends in the live broadcast room laugh out loud.

Even Gu Sheng, who was watching a movie on the sofa, couldn't help but laugh, and said with a smile: "It has already begun to develop in the direction of metaphysics, as if it can be passed down to the family..."

The voice has not yet fallen!

"open!!!"

With the sound of the prostitute teacher!

Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

Suddenly!

Three streaks of crimson light suddenly shot out from the exploding spider's body!

Gu Sheng was dumbfounded on the spot!

"Hey -! Hey -!! Hey -!!!"

Shen Miaomiao yelled louder than Teacher Piao in the live broadcast room, and even bounced on the sofa!

It made Gu Sheng tremble with fright, and almost threw the Coke out.

"Didn't you just say you were tired?"

Gu Sheng held the Coke with a terrified expression on his face:

"Did Power Boy give you a shot?"

"no no!"

Shen Miaomiao stood on the sofa, excitedly pointing at the big screen:

"Out! Out!"

Hahaha! ! !

Shen Miaomiao laughed with her hands on her hips.

What 0.2% probability, 500 boxes can be shipped!

This does not come out of 100 boxes!

Very nice!

Five hundred dollars, stop here, stop your criminal behavior of krypton gold!

marvelous!

I thought I was going to lose a lot tonight, but it turned out to be nothing more than that!

If you count it like this...

However!

Before Shen Miaomiao's laughter fell, Gu Sheng shrugged ambiguously and interrupted: "But... Teacher Piao didn't open a butterfly knife..."

"Hahahaha... huh?"

Shen Miaomiao's laughter froze in the air.

Looking at the big screen of the live broadcast, at this moment, a curved machete with a barb and a blade like flowing magma, faintly steaming with distorted heat waves, was spinning in front of Teacher Piao.

This is Bangalore's exclusive heirloom, and on the left and right sides of the heirloom, there are opening voices and exclusive actions that match it.

"Yeah—I'm a bit lucky, brothers, the last box has a family heirloom, but it's a pity that it's the legendary smoke bomb."

As he spoke, Teacher Piao reached out to the scimitar.

With a bang, the machete changed from a holographic projection to a materialization the moment it touched Teacher Piao's hand.

Whoosh! ! !

Draw your sword out!

The sharp golden sound is so pleasant.

He casually took up a beautiful knife flower, and the sound of the blazing blade cutting through the air sounded.

Holding the knife in his hand, Mr. Piao could even feel the scorching heat from the edge.

Slashed out with a knife casually, and the air was cut and distorted by the blade.

"Mist Grass—"

Teacher Piao exclaimed:

"This family heirloom is also so handsome, the texture is simply amazing!"

The live broadcast room is also in agreement——

‘The effect of this scorching blade is so well done! '

‘It’s heirloom quality after all’

‘Each one is so delicate, why did I suddenly hear the cry of the wallet? '

'broken! My phone flew up to scan the code by itself! '

'Hahahahahaha outrageous...'

"But having said that, the first family heirloom to produce Yanmei is very profitable. I think Yanmei is the most suitable for beginners. She can run, fight, and bomb with smoke bombs and missiles."

'No loss! This wave is not bad! Handsome group! '

'No loss, no loss! Absolutely no loss! '

'made money……'

Seeing the barrage of bullets passing by, Shen Miaomiao gritted her teeth!

What are you talking about! What is it!

Scary Whale!

The barrage is simply a group of booing scary whales!

Don't you just watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal, and cheat other anchors to spend money!

Almost done!

In just 20 minutes, with a passport and a box, more than 1,000 people went in!

According to this krypton, when will he be a leader!

However!

Before the indignant wailing in her heart fell!

Just listen to the voice of Teacher Piao in the live broadcast room:

"Indeed! No loss! Come again! This wave will be 500 directly!"

Gudong!

Shen Miaomiao seemed to have her brainstem taken away by someone, and she slumped directly on the sofa.

Gu Sheng:?

"you……?"

Gu Sheng pointed to his own head, indicating if little Nezha had some unspeakable secrets in this regard.

"I'm just tired again!"

Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes, angrily pulled up her air-conditioning quilt, and slapped it on the armrest of the sofa again, continuing to be a salted fish.

Ding! payment successful!

2500 ocean recharge arrived, 500 boxes in place!

Shen Miaomiao felt her heart was bleeding! ! !

2500x80%x11

The rebate pool lost another 22,000!

Shen Miaomiao involuntarily clenched her fists, lying on the armrest of the sofa secretly wishing luck!

"What are you doing?"

Seeing Nezha's strenuous effort, Gu Sheng couldn't help but wonder:

"The anchor is opening the box there, why are you trying so hard, and it didn't cost you?"

"You know a hammer!"

Shen Miaomiao rolled her eyes and said in her heart that it didn't take my money, but he kept deducting money from my rebate pool:

"I'm kind-hearted, I can't see the disappointment of the players, is there a problem with me cheering for the anchor?!"

"No problem, no problem,"

Seeing little Nezha's hometown dialect coming out, Gu Sheng quickly raised his hands in surrender:

"You are really strange. Most people want to see the anchor lose everything when they open the box. You actually expect the anchor to succeed."

"Because I have a kind heart!"

Shen Miaomiao snorted:

"Your heart is dark!"

"Fine, I'm dark,"

Gu Sheng raised his hands and shrugged in the same way as people from his motherland, and then continued to lean back on the sofa:

"Then I'll continue watching the fun."

The fun will come soon.

Maybe it's because the first heirloom was too easy to open.

In the next 500 boxes, Mr. Piao didn't even open a single heirloom!

In the voice of "the next box will come out", Mr. Piao chased another 500 boxes.

In the end, the family heirloom came out, but it was crooked again. It was the nurse's electric baton!

"Hey, my mother..."

Erlian crooked, Teacher Piao couldn't help snorting angrily, a little bit uncontrollably:

"Come again! Come on! Damn, I don't believe in this evil today!"

talking!

I saw Teacher Piao waving his hand!

Perhaps it was because they disliked the slowness of unpacking one by one, this time, an unmanned transport plane flew directly from the factory!

Kacha Kacha...

A total of ten small fried spider boxes jumped off the transport plane and formed a neat circle around Mr. Piao!

"open!"

Bang bang bang bang...! ! !

Spectacular!

The ten exploding spiders exploded together, and the rewards flew into the air and fell to the ground like a goddess scattering flowers!

A blue sky and white clouds!

"Hey, it's out of stock, open it again!"

Bang bang bang bang...! ! !

Another ten exploding spiders exploded, and the factory was filled with rewards again. Occasionally, gold stars flickered, but it was still not what Teacher Piao wanted!

"Hey, it's not in stock yet, come again!"

Bang bang bang bang...! ! !

"Hama approved! Open! Open!"

Bang bang bang... bang bang bang... bang bang bang...! ! !

All of a sudden!

In Teacher Piao's live broadcast room, the sound of exploding spider boxes continued one after another!

Round after round, piece after piece!

Water friends are all watching!

'Damn it! ! ! It's spectacular! ! ! '

‘Ten draws in a row is really cool! '

'It's so awesome! '

‘As expected of Teacher Piao, you are really amazing! '

‘It is recommended that Xiao Huang create a 100-draw pattern for Mr. Piao alone’

'It's too exaggerated, but the visual effect is really full'

'But I feel that Teacher Piao is about to become popular...'

good!

Another 499 boxes of heirlooms in a row!

Teacher Piao is getting better and better!

Big hand wave! payment successful!

Go ahead!

We all know!

People cannot be above.

Because once you get on top, the originally stable mental state will quickly collapse.

And now, this is the case with Teacher Piao!

The power boy's heirloom seemed to be hiding from him on purpose, but he couldn't get it out after a long time!

Teacher Piao's blood pressure was soaring, and his mentality changed from being calm and calm at the beginning to gradually becoming delirious!

Even later, whether he really likes the butterfly knife or not is no longer important to Mr. Piao!

This is a battle of dignity, full of red and warm, the abyss of wild gambling! ! !

"Hey! It's not! Come again..."

"My buds are red! Oh, my grass is a robot's glove..."

"You really won't come, right? I don't believe you won't come! Damn, come another 1,000 boxes!"

"I don't believe it on my own. Is this thing so difficult to smoke?"

"Rilima's snakeskin hammer! Open it! Open! Open! Open! I'll blanch! blanch! blanch!"

"Grass! Come on! Krypton! If I don't draw a butterfly knife today, I can't let it go!"

"I don't believe it anymore, my motherfucker, if you go straight through today, you must use a butterfly knife!"

"Another 1000 boxes and I will be full!!!"

"Ahhhhhh..."

From 500 cases to 800 cases, from 1000 cases to 5000 cases!

The number of boxes is increasing wildly!

From a few hundred krypton to thousands of krypton, from thousands of krypton to tens of thousands of krypton!

Krypton money multiplied geometrically!

From Lastimosa to Gu Sheng, from Guanyin of the South China Sea to Jesus Christ!

Teacher Piao's beliefs are getting more and more confused!

From the Tao Te Ching to the Diamond Sutra, from the Great Compassion Mantra to good luck!

The BGM in the live broadcast room came and went!

bang bang bang! ZoomZoomZoom!

All kinds of rewards flying all over the sky are the bloom of money and a grand event of banknotes!

The crimson rays that burst out one after another are the strongest adrenaline, and even the most potent poison!

From Bloodhound's Raven's Bite Tomahawk, to Illusion's little Oscar.

From Gibraltar's flaming club to Valkyrie's spear of the Valkyrie.

And all kinds of family heirlooms appear in turn, feasting the eyes of water lovers!

one! two! three!

five! seven! nine!

From 8:30 in the evening until 12:30 in the morning!

finally!

With the opening of the 7892nd box, this abyss of gambling has finally come to an end! ! !

Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

The moment when the red light flashed and the butterfly knife appeared!

Teacher Piao couldn't help it on the spot, and cried loudly, happily like a child weighing more than three hundred catties!

Nearly eight thousand boxes! Four hours of live streaming! Nearly 40,000 yuan of crazy bombardment!

This is an heirloom worth 400,000 tokens!

And the appearance of Power Boy's Butterfly Knife also fills in the last piece of the puzzle among all his APEX skin accessories!

this moment!

Avatars, taunts, clothing, gun skins, exhaust, pendants, flags, actions, heirlooms...

He already has all the rewards that can be obtained in APEX!

Krypton wear!

The live room exploded instantly!

crazy! crazy!

Teacher Piao is crazy! The water friends are crazy! Gu Sheng laughed like crazy!

Shen Miaomiao is really crazy! ! !