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Chapter 96: The Little Witch Sees the Big Witch, Little Xiami Spits Pearls at the Dragon! (two in on

Seeing Li Shixin's affirmation in public, the lecturer was very happy.

What he makes himself is like a mirror in his heart; things, to put it bluntly, are the cheap trace element supplements bought on the market, filled with brand-new things.

It will definitely not achieve the effect of publicity, but it will definitely not eat bad people.

But how can vitamin AD be sold for 500 yuan for a bottle of cod liver oil worth 5 yuan?

All by word of mouth!

"Okay, okay! Thank you for your affirmation, sir, please take a seat. Now, everyone has got our Songtian Sunshine's reward product - BOAO extract. I'm telling everyone, you should keep this thing well. .As I said just now, I want to give back to everyone, not just a few eggs. Do you know how much this extractant sells for?"

"have no idea!"

The staff who cheered up the audience worked very hard.

The lecturer immediately stretched out his scissors hands like chicken blood: "Two thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight!"

"Hey!"

"Now give it away for free! Have you seen the sincerity of our Songtian Sunshine? Then, let's not talk nonsense. Let's start today's health lecture-why you are prone to cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases in old age!"

In the audience, I watched the lecturer use extremely bewitching words and actions, combined with some metaphors such as "blood vessels are like sewer pipes" and "thrombus is like sundries in water" and so on. , Talking about it is simply distorting pathology, Wu Ming, who has worked in medical work for half his life, curled his lips.

Seeing Li Shixin next to him still listening intently, Wu Ming leaned over: "Brother, is it almost there?"

Seeing that the time was almost up, a group of old fans who wanted to quickly clean up the performance hall also showed impatience, Li Shixin smiled and nodded.

"Sister Ming, please cooperate in a while."

"Brother, just look at it!"

Come on!

At this time, the lecturer on the stage was talking about the hazards of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.

"Are there any relatives here who have suffered from cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases? Raise your hand if you have!"

Take a look, isn't this a coincidence?

Li Shixin stood up straight away, "I can get through."

The lecturer's eyes lit up!

"Come, come, invite this relative to come on stage and share his experience! Everyone applauds and encourages!"

Wow!

Seeing that Li Shixin was about to take the stage, a group of drowsy old fans instantly regained their spirits.

Seeing the warm applause this time, the lecturer was shocked--the quality of today's fat sheep is good!

Emotions are so easy to drive, it seems that they are a group of fat sheep who have not been deeply involved in the world.

This time, it's done!

Excited, he personally stepped down and greeted Li Shixin.

Standing in front of the steps of the stage, Li Shixin was in a daze for a while looking at the stage covered with "Songtian Sunshine" corporate posters and piles of health care products beside him.

Memories flowed through his mind like a stream.

"A drama is not a movie, and I don't give you a chance to do it all over again!"

"In Peking Opera, a good actor pays attention to three minutes on stage and ten years of work off stage. Let me tell you responsibly, a good drama actor does not need ten years of work. Why? Because there is no skill in drama. But I am more responsible to tell you You, a drama actor, if you don't work hard, let alone ten years, you won't be successful for a lifetime!"

"Every expression, every movement, every line of yours will be most directly conveyed to the audience's eyes and ears. So as long as you stand on this stage, you must always remember that you are the character, and the character is you !"

"Your movements must be in place, your lines must be clear, and your emotions must be precise. Only when the audience sitting in the last row is brought into the play, can you say that you have a play!"

In a trance, a loud and serious voice sounded in Li Shixin's ear.

"My dear, what's the matter with you? Don't be shy, come on stage!"

At this moment, the lecturer saw Li Shixin standing on the steps and didn't understand, so he urged him.

Li Shixin took a deep breath, silently wrote down the reprimand from the old man's memory from the mentor of the Red Flag Drama Troupe, and raised his legs.

When his footsteps touched the red carpet of the stage, his whole temperament changed!

After this period of age reduction, Li Shixin's mental outlook is already very different from when he first came to Rongdian.

Especially in the recent period, the acting career has developed smoothly, and people are happy when they are happy. Compared with when he was just discharged from the hospital, the whole person looks younger than ten years old.

This point, a group of old fans of Wu Ming have witnessed it with their own eyes.

However, the moment he stepped onto the stage. The old man who just came to Rongdian from the hospital two months ago, with a sickly face and listless look, seemed to be strenuously strenuous even when he walked, is back!

Seeing the sudden change in the energetic old man when he entered the door just now, the lecturer was taken aback: "Old man, are you alright?"

Even Li Shixin, whose face turned a little pale, waved his hand.

"That, that's good. Then old man, you can tell your relatives about your experience!"

Slightly hunched over, looking under the stands, Li Shixin spoke slowly.

The voice was vague and hoarse, "At the beginning of this year, I was admitted to the hospital due to a stroke and was diagnosed by the Tiancheng First People's Hospital. There was a severe blood clot in the back of the head and neck. This blood clot has brought about an earth-shaking impact on my life."

Originally, when Li Shixin called a group of old fans, he had already told the group of old fans that he played the image of a patient who was fooled by a health care product dealer.

But now looking at Li Shixin's state on stage, even though a group of old fans in the audience knew that he was acting, they were still shocked!

Obviously what Li Shixin said was a very common manifestation of the disease, but somehow there is a kind of magic power that makes people feel sad.

Listening to Li Shixin tremblingly talking about his life after suffering from cerebral thrombosis, many old people who knew he was acting subconsciously touched the back of their heads.

This cerebral thrombosis is really amazing!

The old fans were even more stunned, thinking that if such a person really came to the stage as a trustee, they might not be able to keep the money in their own pockets today.

Looking at the reactions of the old people in the audience, and seeing Li Shixin speaking with tears in his eyes, the lecturer on the side was tsk-tsk in his heart.

Alas,

Pitiful! But I also found a treasure!

Such a living example is here, if this lecture today does not sell two to three hundred thousand yuan, my five or six years of sales of health care products will be in vain!

Shun!

Today is so smooth!

While the lecturer was thinking this way, Li Shixin wiped away his tears and finished talking about his illness experience.

In the silence of the audience, the lecturer immediately put on a dead father's expression, and patted Li Shixin's shoulder heavily.

"The old man spoke well. I think now, everyone knows the harm that cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases bring to our elderly people! But, dear ones, don't be afraid! We Songtian Sunshine held this large-scale lecture for the purpose of Let the elderly friends completely get rid of the persecution of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases!

Originally, this secret was intended to be revealed to everyone until the last day of the lecture. But seeing this Uncle Li suffering from cerebral thrombosis just now is so heartbreaking. I can't help it!

Now, let me solemnly introduce to you, Songtian Kang Xinnao Granules, a product that won the special gold medal of the World Association of Cardiovascular and Cerebrovascular Diseases through the cooperation between Songtian Sunshine Group and the German NBS International Medical Association! "

As if two tons of chicken blood had been injected, the lecturer took out a box of things from behind and handed it to Li Shixin.

"Master, don't be afraid, this medicine, even if your cerebral thrombosis is ten times more serious! It can also restore you to a healthy state!"

"real?"

"Children are not deceived!"

"Then, can I try?"

"You are welcome to give it a try! Come and get me a glass of water!"

Ton ton ton ton ton.

Seeing that Li Shixin was in the water and swallowed the medicine, the lecturer turned the microphone over: "Master, how does it taste?"

"Good! It smells like camellia noodles without sugar and sesame seeds."

".Then do you feel a heat surge at the back of your neck?"

"Hey, it seems a bit strange when you put it that way."

Seeing Li Shixin on the road, the lecturer waved his hand!

"This is the magic of our Songtiankang Xinnao Granule! Combined with BOAO deep sea extract, the human body accelerates the absorption, and the drug effect is exerted in one minute! It reaches the affected area directly, like a cleaner, melting and decomposing the clogged blood clots in your blood vessels. , and finally absorbed and excreted through renal metabolism! Give you a clear and healthy world! I just heard someone ask, how much is this medicine?"

"Then let me tell you, this drug is still in the top-secret research and development stage. I only took it out after seeing this uncle in such pain. According to the company's pre-sale price, a box costs 14,980!

But now, it hurts my heart to feel that so many old people have been in the heat for years! I decided that no matter whether the company will hold me accountable or whether my personal future will be affected by today, I will let my relatives get benefits! One box, only 14898! "

"good!"

Under the stage, all the staff members who were cheering jumped up excitedly—as expected of the head, you really are black! Didn't they say it would only sell for five hundred?

Seeing that many old people in the audience had begun to whisper, the lecturer immediately put the microphone in front of Li Shixin, "Master, can you accept this price? Or, compared to your health and quality of life, is this price expensive? !"

The lecturer, who was preparing for the next step to offer gifts and aroused the expectations of the elderly, was full of joy.

But at this moment, an accident happened.

In front of him, the old man who was fine a moment ago, without any sign, covered his head, and his facial features suddenly became distorted.

Then with a bang, he fell onto the stage!

This time, everyone's attention was attracted.

"This medicine is not right. Difficult. Uncomfortable,"

While the lecturer was stunned, Li Shixin spat out these words with difficulty.

Afterwards, the neck seemed to be snapped off by a big hand that had been invisible all along, and it was bent to an angle that a non-human can do!

Afterwards, his whole body trembled violently like a ricochet in third gear!

As his whole body trembled violently without any rules at all, only the whites of his eyes were left, and the saliva in his mouth was smashed into white froth by the high-frequency vibrating tongue and teeth, along the purple lips It's thrown all over the place.

A great change made the lecturer completely dumbfounded!

Seeing this scene, Wu Ming was really anxious, and immediately forgot Li Shixin's explanation.

With years of experience in medical work, she stood up all of a sudden, "No! Quickly, call 120! This is a stroke! Find something hard and hold his tongue first!"

It's over!

It's a big deal!

On the stage, looking at the old man who was twisted into twists on the ground, the lecturer sat on the ground with a plop—his legs went limp from fright.

God!

What is this for? !

What a fantastic start to this lecture!

How, how could it become like this!

A small staff member beside him heard Wu Ming's yell just now, and had already taken out a power bank from his pocket, and was about to stuff it into Li Shixin's mouth.

Seeing his actions like this, the lecturer jumped up from the ground, "What are you doing?"

"Save me! Didn't you listen to what the aunt said just now, put something hard in his mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue?"

"You're stupid, aren't you!? Save someone, run away! It's time for trouble!"

"Huh? Now?"

"Aren't you still waiting for the police to come?"

"What about that thing?"

"No more! Get out!"

The lecturer was also a decisive person. He took a very short time to measure, threw the microphone to the ground, pulled the work badge around his neck, and was about to run out.

Where can I go?

A group of old fans all know that Li Shixin is sick himself, and now seeing the outbreak, they are not sure whether Li Shixin is acting or it is real for a while-they completely forgot what Li Shixin said before.

The angry old fans and the old people who had been fooled into attending the class directly stopped everyone who wanted to run away.

"Can't go! Your medicine has hurt people like this, and you still want to run?!"

"Yes! Call the police!"

Looking at a group of angry old people, the lecturer's legs were weak.

With a plop, he knelt down on the ground.

"Grandpa and auntie, our medicine is really fine!"

"Ghost letter! The medicine is fine, why are people like this!?"

"Really! Really grandpa and aunt, we are the camellia noodles and vitamin AD pills!"

"Who is fooling! Camellia noodles and vitamins can make people eat like this?!"

"Grandpa and grandma! I swear to God, I will be hit with thunder and bangs if I say a lie! Oh? Yes! I still have the ticket for buying raw materials. Look, look, this is what I said in the vegetable market. I bought it at a nearby pharmacy!"

bang.

As the lecturer took out the receipts in his bag and tried to explain to the elders present, the door of the performance hall opened.

Immediately afterwards, a group of policemen, who had been waiting at the door for a long time, filed in.

Seeing the policemen with sneers on their faces, the lecturer trembled all over.

Thinking of the twitching old man on the stage who saw that he was dying, and seeing the majestic police badge on the policeman's hat, I just felt my bladder tremble.

Immediately, a stream of heat flowed down the trousers.

It's over.

He sat down on the ground slumped.

Counterfeiting and selling counterfeit products cost lives.

After ten years in prison, everything is gone.

"Hey! Today's case went smoothly. We have dealt with so many health product scammers who deceived the elderly, and this is the first time we caught him admitting on the spot that he was making and selling counterfeit products, and he also brought evidence of receipts."

Several policemen stepped forward and dragged the receipt from the lecturer's hand.

I was overjoyed to see the piles of evidence above.

"Okay, put them in handcuffs. Take them back to the prison and check their records."

After cleaning up the liars one by one, the leading policeman strode onto the stage.

Seeing Li Shixin lying on the ground, he chuckled: "Master, that's enough. The evidence is enough. Thank you for reporting the crime and cooperating with us in exposing the liar!"

this.

what happened?

On the scene, it wasn't just a group of crooks petrified.

Even those old people who were fooled into coming here were still confused by Monk Erzhang.

Amid their confusion, Li Shixin, who was dying on the stage just now, stood up.

After looking at the crowd in the stands, he bowed slightly: "Thank you for your cooperation. This is the end of the first round of our Yuedong Drama Theater. Thank you everyone."

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Drama?

Dare to act? !

So true! I was almost scared to death just now!

A group of old people who had been tricked into coming here were stunned when they saw Li Shixin's good looks on the stage.

And those liars who have been controlled by the police, seeing this scene, seemed to have been severely stirred up with an egg beater in their minds.

Complete chaos!

(Д), (Д), (Д)

drop!

Received additional [Shock] applause value, 35711 points!

oh?

Looking at the prompts picked out by the system, Li Shixin nodded in satisfaction.

The first scene of this small theater, the income is good!

"Master, you can do it! I'm fucking convinced! If I have a chance to come out! Just wait!"

At this moment, the lecturer who was escorted to the door by the police yelled.

Looking at the liar who was gritting his teeth, Li Shixin raised his eyebrows: "Why am I waiting for you?"

"You wait for me to come to you! The two of us cooperated and made a profit of 37 cents!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

The policeman behind him slapped him directly on the back of the head.

PS: In order to ensure the coherence of the plot, the two chapters of more than 2,000 words combined will be nearly 5,000 words, so there will be no chapters. How about asking for a wave of recommendation tickets?

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