Shameless Warlock

Giant Panda Breeding Base.

in an office.

The breeder is being interrogated and taught a lesson.

"What happened? Why did a giant panda just disappear out of thin air?"

Leaders don't believe it.

The breeder spread his hands aggrievedly: "Xiaoxiao has always been like this. She has no sense of existence since she was born. Even her parents often forget her in the corner. She is obviously a twin, but usually we seem to only remember her younger brother."

"Similar things have happened a few times before, and sometimes I suddenly think of it, are you smiling?"

"Then I found her in some strange places, but something was wrong today. We also watched the video just now. She ran to a corner where the surveillance could not see, and suddenly disappeared!"

The leader touched his head and pondered for a moment: "This matter must be properly resolved."

"I want to inform... By the way, what's the name of the disappearing giant panda you just mentioned?"

The breeder looked confused: "I forgot..."

"Giant pandas? Huh? Have any giant pandas disappeared? I'll go check it out again."

ten minutes later.

"Leader, all the giant pandas seem to be in trouble." The breeder compared the roster with the giant pandas excitedly.

The leader breathed a sigh of relief: "It's fine, it's fine."

"When young people do things, they are not reliable, and they are surprised at first glance, really."

"How could the giant panda disappear!"

...

in the garage.

Xu Nan was really shocked.

He had only seen this kind of large carnivore in the zoo since he was a child. It has a bite force comparable to that of a brown bear. It can run at a speed not inferior to Liu Xiang at an altitude of 2,000 meters. It can climb 20 to 30 meters in trees. It can swim easily when exposed to water, can sit and play with three or four wolves, and is a powerful creature with a burst of comprehensive force!

It's just that compared with the cute appearance, its powerful combat power has been ignored by people.

In ancient times, pandas could be called iron-eating beasts, they were quite aggressive, they were equal to human beings, and they were definitely their opponents.

Such an animal actually makes a living by being cute, which shows how real this world of looking at faces is.

When the giant panda pounced on him just now, Xu Nan was very nervous, and immediately put on a thick mage armor on himself by using the instant spell casting technique, ready to be tough.

Who knew that the giant panda just feinted, rushed to Xu Nan's side, staggered, rolled on the ground twice, acted cute, and ran back to eat bamboo again.

Xu Nan felt that he must have read it wrong, so he closed the garage door, took a deep breath for ten seconds, and opened it again.

The giant panda who was eating bamboo gave him a disdainful look, and said slowly:

"Are you my magic pet?"

Xu Nan: "Huh?"

"Too weak, you are far from qualified to be my magic pet." The giant panda said while gnawing on the bamboo: "Let's start with the most basic servant, this is the master-servant contract, you can take a look at it. "

After all, a piece of magic contract was handed over, and Xu Nan really read it carefully, a little unbelievable.

With my super charisma value, it is simply unscientific for the other party to worship without accepting his head, hugging my thigh and crying to be a younger brother!

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that the charm value of the giant panda may not be inferior to my own, and even better in some aspects. It is really hard to say who is higher and who is lower in the charm comparison between the two sides!

Xu Nan thought for a while, and directly activated the hidden specialties [Gravity] and [Radiant].

Who knew that the giant panda threw away the bamboo and said with a sneer, "Why are you so coquettish? Do you think you're a peacock? What I hate the most are existences with higher charm than me. As a magic pet, I don't know how to set off my master." The principle of grace, on the contrary, wants to overwhelm the host."

"You go, it is impossible to become a regular in this life."

Xu Nan's forehead twitched slightly: "This is my home, this is my garage!"

The giant panda rolled on the ground: "I don't care, this is my home from now on, you are responsible for my food and daily life, by the way, the temperature in this garage is not pleasant enough, you can quickly install an air conditioner for me... "

Xu Nan took a deep breath.

There is clearly something wrong with this giant panda, and it has problems. Could it be that the advent of the Proworld has caused mutations in other creatures to also begin to occur?

Or, this giant panda came from another world at all?

The problem is, in Ron's Warlock bloodline, he has never seen the existence of a creature like a giant panda? Things like pandaren monks are completely set in another fantasy world, okay?

"Let's all figure out the situation first."

Xu Nan calmed down and looked at the seemingly cute, but actually surprisingly lethal creature: "How did you come to my house?"

The giant panda said contemptuously: "I heard someone calling a magic pet, so I ran over. Of course I want to take advantage of the magic pet I picked up for nothing, but I am not very satisfied with your magic pet, so I want to return it."

Xu Nan's head was as big as a bucket: "Do you have any misunderstanding about the ritual of summoning a magic pet?"

He said as gently as possible: "In theory, you are my magic pet."

The giant panda said angrily, "Can you beat me?"

Xu Nan thought for a while: "Not necessarily."

Giant pandas are usually very skilled, even if he has magic spells on his body now, unless he is desperate, he really doesn't know who will win and who will win; and the giant panda in front of him is obviously not a good stubble, he should have become a genius.

Although it is said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become fine, but in the case of giant pandas, there should be an exception, right?

The giant panda sneered and said, "That's it, you still want me to be your magic pet! With your strength, go and practice first. Before I find a new magic pet, you will be in charge of my daily life. Do you understand?"

Xu Nan always felt that something was wrong.

This giant panda obviously knows the rules of the contract very well. It is pretending to be crazy and wants to pay for it by itself!

Although Xu Nan is very rich now, he still refuses to eat due to inexplicable losses.

"You, you, I don't care where you came from, go back right away! Don't hinder me from summoning my magic pet!"

Xu Nan's attitude also became tough: "I want a crow or a black cat!"

The giant panda was angry: "Crow, black cat? Can those stupid things compare to me? Are these two idiots as cute as I am? If you disrespect your master again, be careful and I will sue you for stealing national treasures."

"Do you know the crime of stealing national treasures?"

Xu Nan chuckled and slammed the garage door shut.

With trembling hands, he started to send WeChat messages, and the target was of course Xiner——

"I ordered takeaway for lunch today."

[Xiner: No! 】

"Stop making trouble, order takeaway by yourself, let the takeaway boy put the things on the steps, and you can get them after he leaves. Winter is coming soon, you have to take care of yourself. I may... not come back for a while coming."

[Xiner:? ? ? 】

"I... have surrendered."

After all, Xu Nan called directly and waited in distress. After a while:

"Hey, Comrade Police, I want to surrender!"

...

"You mean, you stole a giant panda, and this giant panda is right behind you, and he can speak human language?"

The person in charge of receiving Xu Nan's surrender was a very gentle police lady, who looked quite young, maybe she hadn't been a regular for a long time.

Xu Nan nodded nervously, and asked in a low voice, "How long will the sentence be? In fact, I didn't steal this giant panda. He ran into my yard by himself."

Miss Jinghua looked strange, coughed: "But we didn't see any giant pandas?"

Xu Nan was startled, and when he looked back, the giant panda was lying in the corner of the interrogation room, eating bamboo, and smiled charmingly at Xu Nan, making Xu Nan get goose bumps all over his body.

It was only then that Xu Nan noticed that he led a giant panda out, and no one made a fuss all the way here!

Could this guy be invisible? And the bamboo in his hand, why can't he eat it up?

"But there is really a giant panda..." Xu Nan didn't know how to describe this situation.

Miss Jinghua nodded gently, poured a glass of water for Xu Nan, patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, then walked out of the interrogation room, immediately changed her face, and reprimanded several younger brothers:

"Tell me to my father, I'm quitting this job! Why do you say that the serious crime team that hunts down murderers is too dangerous, so let my mother do this kind of job of treating psychopaths?"

"Just now that kid kept saying that he stole a giant panda!"

"Have you seen giant pandas?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison.

Miss Jinghua sighed: "Get him a car to go to the Daqingshan Mental Hospital. I think he is quite handsome, but he lost his mind at a young age. Send him there now, maybe he can be rescued."

One of the younger brothers said weakly: "Sister Gillian, the door of your interrogation room is not closed."

She turned her head in embarrassment, but saw Xu Nan looking at her with a serious face.

"Call the giant panda breeding base."

Xu Nan remained calm: "Ask them if they have lost any national treasures recently."

Miss Jinghua thought for a while, and made a phone call in a responsible manner. The office leader on the other side said that everything in the base was running fine, what? The giant panda was stolen, an impossible thing to happen!

Because the hands-free was turned on, Xu Nan also heard the ins and outs.

He was silent, and then dragged the giant panda out of the police station without saying a word. The little sister wanted to say something, but she didn't have time.

One person and one panda came to the door of the house.

Xu Nan stared at him: "Come on, what kind of fairy are you?"

The giant panda held the bamboo in its mouth and said vaguely, "I'm Xiaoxiao."

"What kind of fairy is Xiaoxiao?" Xu Nan asked.

"Xiaoxiao is just smiling." The giant panda opened the door leisurely for Xu Nan, and said triumphantly while pushing the door: "You can't get rid of me! Unless I abandon you..."

However, at this moment, her voice suddenly stopped.

Xu Nan was a little surprised to find that on the floor of the living room, a petite figure was sitting there with his knees hugged, staring at the door.

Her tears were flowing, and there was a thrilling beauty.

The moment she saw Xu Nan, Xiner became excited.

"You're back?"

This was the first time Kinner had spoken to him face to face in so many years, and it was also the first time she had walked out of that small room.

Xu Nan was stunned. He immediately took out his phone, only to find countless missed calls and Xiner's suspicious WeChat messages!

Just as he was about to explain something, an unpleasant voice suddenly sounded:

"Aw!"

"My master!"

"I am willing to be your magic pet and serve you for the rest of my life!"

But the giant panda smiled and took out a paper contract with lightning speed and handed it over.

Kin'er turned pale with fright.

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