She Shocks The Whole World After Retirement

When she didn't hear a response, Yu Huang said again: "It's too quiet here, let's make a scene!" After saying that, Yu Huang suddenly brought out a bunch of pots and pans from the space ring, and she sat down in the world of chaos. He placed two small iron pots in front of his toes, and found a spatula and an iron pot.

Yu Huang tied an iron spoon to her combat boots. She tapped the iron pot rhythmically with her feet, and then kept tapping the bottom of the pot with the spatula in her right hand.

Suddenly, a burst of clinking pots and pans rang out in the unusually quiet chaotic space.

"...Hurry up and use the nunchucks, hum haha. Use the nunchucks quickly. Hum hum haha. People who practice martial arts must remember that the benevolent are invincible. Who is practicing Tai Chi, and the wind and water will rise..." Yu Huang sang Quite a trick.

When she was living in the Earth Age, this song was her favorite song to play every time Yu Huang's adoptive mother came back from a mission. She said that the song was lively and sounded like fireworks, which could give them hope for survival.

Yu Huang was deeply impressed by this song.

While singing, Yu Huang paid attention to the changes in the surrounding environment. She found that the black mist in the chaotic world seemed to flow slower, and her heart suddenly became brighter.

As expected, the way of heaven is everywhere, and it is indeed observing her secretly!

After Yu Huang finished singing this song, she put away everything, closed her eyes and crossed her legs to meditate. She suddenly stopped singing.

Seeing that she stopped singing, the black mist in the chaotic realm returned to its normal flow speed.

Yu Huang pretended not to notice the change in the other party. She rested for a while, opened her eyes again, and suddenly said: "Master Tiandao, do you like listening to books?" After asking, Yu Huang found that all the black mist in the space had stopped flowing at the same time. , but was soon back in action.

Obviously, Lord Tiandao has never heard of it.

Yu Huang coughed, and she said, "Why don't I teach you a book?"

Tiandao still didn't respond.

"Next, I will tell you a story called "The Legend of White Snake". You can listen to it first and see if it suits you." Although Yu Huang does not have the same photographic memory as Lin Jiansheng, her memory is still the same. Outstanding.

"The Legend of White Snake" is a very classic TV series. In the apocalyptic era, these old TV series and movies have become the spiritual food for all survivors.

Yu Huang also watched with the survivors.

Yu Huang remembers most of the plots in the TV series very clearly.

Yu Huang once again took out the iron spatula and the iron pot, knocked it hard, and said in a loud voice and shadow: "The story takes place in a world where common people rule the world. Monsters and monsters are not tolerated by the common people. Once discovered, they will be killed. . The story begins with a man named Xu Xian. In the southern city of Hangzhou, there is a lake called West Lake. It rains continuously every spring. On this day, a scholar with handsome features came to the pier by the lake holding an umbrella. I wanted to find a boat to cross the lake, but unexpectedly encountered a snake demon who had been practicing for thousands of years and finally transformed into a humanoid woman. The snake demon's name was Bai Suzhen..."

As soon as Yu Huang started speaking, the black mist quickly rolled up around him, and they condensed into a 'human' shape in front of Yu Huang. The figure shook, and a vague and majestic voice came from it. The voice said: "It's just made up. Snakes are low-level monsters. How can they cultivate into human form in a mere thousand years?"

Yu Huang stared at the figure, her heart beating rapidly.

God's way!

God's way!

This is the living way of heaven!

Yu Huang's eyes were red. She wished she could jump up and run over, grab Tiandao, shake him into stars all over the sky, and absorb its energy.

But Yu Huang barely survived.

She warned herself over and over again to stay calm and not to get too excited and get pregnant.

Yu Huang stayed as calm as possible and said to the figure: "Master Tiandao, what you said is indeed correct, but the monster you know is not the same as the monster in my story. In my story, the thousand-year-old The demon is the most powerful."

Hearing this, the voice rang in Yu Huang's ears again: "It can be seen that the person who compiled the book is short-sighted and knows nothing about the world of monsters and beasts."

Yu Huang: "..."

Yu Huang lowered his head, thinking about how to answer the question.

At this time, the voice said again: "Why don't you talk anymore?"

Yu Huang: "..."

Yu Huang smiled calmly and gently, and said, "Sir, as soon as I started to tell, you interrupted my story and found faults everywhere. How should I tell it?"

The voice fell silent.

Just when Yu Huang thought that the other party had lost interest and was about to leave, the voice said again: "Keep talking."

Yu Huang nodded and continued to talk: "So, this Bai Suzhen snake demon actually came to repay a favor. Seven hundred years ago, when Bai Suzhen was just a little snake, she was almost killed by a Taoist priest. It was Xu Xian from the previous life who saw that scene and begged for White Snake's mercy, and then saved White Snake's life from the Taoist priest..."

"What is a Taoist priest?" the voice asked again.

Yu Huang took the card for a while.

Yu Huang was also a little stumped when explaining the identity of a Taoist priest to a person who did not understand earth culture. After thinking for a while, she said: "They are monks who specialize in killing demons."

Seeing that the voice had disappeared from Tremella again, Yu Huang continued to speak.

"...The Leifeng Pagoda fell from the sky and suppressed Bai Suzhen at the bottom of the tower. Only then did the entire Hangzhou city escape death." After talking about this in one breath, Yu Huang's mouth was already dry. She stopped and thought Drink water to moisten your throat.

The adult was fascinated by what he was listening to. Seeing that Yu Huang suddenly stopped talking, he asked Yu Huang, "Is this the end?"

Yu Huang keenly heard the excitement in the other party's tone, and there was still some unfinished meaning, so she guessed that the other party had been aroused by her story.

After thinking about it, Yu Huang said: "The story is naturally endless, but I don't want to tell it today."

The voice asked again: "Why?"

Yu Huang looked slyly, stared at the figure, and said: "I came here to look for stars, but I have been in seclusion for several months, and I can't even find the shadow of a star. I'm a little tired, and I plan to go out." It's time to rest." After saying that, Yu Huang stood up and said to the figure: "I will come back to retreat in a while. If you still want to hear it, I will tell you the ending."

Yu Huang pretended to leave.

The other party saw through Yu Huang's thoughts at a glance, "Little Slippery, you just want to seduce me and give you a little sweetness. If you want to leave, then you can leave." After the man said that, he turned into wind again and left.

When Yu Huang saw that Tiandao was not fooled at all, his heart felt as if a stone had been pressed against him.

Pooh!

So much saliva was wasted.

Yu Huang was so angry that he walked out of the world of chaos.

She returned to the real world, opened her eyes, and cursed as if she wanted to vent her hatred: "You are so stingy, you are so stingy, you are not even willing to give me a star!" Yu Huang was very brave this time, and she meant it when she said she wanted to rest. I sat cross-legged and practiced on the No. 1 training platform for ten days.

Ten days later, Yu Huang entered the realm of chaos again.

As soon as she came in, she noticed that the black mist floating in the air solidified for a few seconds.

She lowered her eyes and secretly rejoiced: Look, you have been waiting for me.

Yu Huang walked forward a little, then sat down, crossed his legs and closed his eyes to meditate. She sat there for three whole days.

Three days later, Yu Huang remained as motionless as a mountain, like a bell.

Suddenly, a gust of wind passed over Yu Huang's beautiful cheek, and then, a vague male voice sounded beside her: "Didn't you say you wanted to tell me the ending of The Legend of White Snake? Did you forget?"

Yu Huang opened her eyes and stared at the figure in front of her. She said, "No, time is running out. I have to seize the time to understand the stars. I can't waste any more time." After that, Yu Huang closed her eyes hard again. Act like you don't want to talk to the other person.

The other party was obviously angered by Yu Huang's words. "You don't keep your word!"

Yu Huang pretended not to hear.

"How many stars do you want?" the voice asked angrily.

Yu Huang was ecstatic.

But she couldn't open her mouth like a lion, so she replied cautiously: "Just one is enough, a complete story, just change it to another star."

The world of chaos turned into silence again.

Just when Yu Huang thought that the other party was not planning to do this deal, she heard the voice again: "Compared to that old piece of wood from the Immortal Beast, you are a bit smarter. Then I will give you a star!" As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Huang heard the sound of a giant roaring from a distance.

Yu Huang suddenly stood up, raised his head and looked into the darkness ahead, and saw a star with golden light rushing towards him through the sky.

It's so fast that it's overwhelming.

But as an eighth-level pure spirit master, Yu Huang had extraordinary eyesight. She could clearly see the movement trajectory of the star, and immediately released all the power of her mind in her body, using her power of mind to turn it into a catching net, catching the star. Stars intercept it. She flew towards the star, and when she got closer, she realized that the star caught by the telekinesis net was actually a hundred feet high.

That star contains the majestic and endless power of the universe.

At this time, the ethereal voice sounded next to Yu Huang's ears again: "The three thousand worlds were originally nothingness, and they gradually evolved from a grain of dust into the current world. Yu Huang, captures the power of the universe and senses the changes in the universe , can sense the past, present and future of three thousand worlds."

"Thank you for the advice, sir." Yu Huang stretched out his hand and pressed it on the meteorite. Suddenly, a terrifying and strange energy poured into Yu Huang's body like crazy.

"Ah!" Yu Huang suddenly opened his eyes wide and shouted with a ferocious expression.

At this moment, the Eternal Eye automatically awakened in her eye sockets. There was a faint hint of starlight in those eyes as dark as the abyss...

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Honest people are not recognized by heaven.