STAR WARS REBORN

My name is Heinrich and I am your 20-year-old guy who always wanted to achieve something. But what I wanted just was not possible. You see I was narcissistic and power-hungry. I always had a d.e.s.i.r.e to be someone important someone powerful, but I was not arrogant and knew it will be near impossible. I never was interested in celebrities or other so-called role models. For me, the role models were historical conquerors such as Julius Caesar, Napoleon, and even Adolf Hitler. It did not mean I agreed with their opinions or ideologies. I always found it fascinating how all them managed to reach to the top and having to change their nations and the world to their d.e.s.i.r.es.

One day I was busy watching my favorite sci-fi series the legendary Star Wars. I always wanted to be a Sith and cut out a part of my own in the galaxy and rule it with an iron fist but that was a fantasy until one day…

While I was busy making a sandwich suddenly, I heard a loud noise sounding like a huge wave incoming but much wilder and then NOTHING AT all not a wisp.

All blackness no body, no sound, NOTHING! However, for some reason, I did not feel freaked out as I should you see I am very paranoid person I SHOULD BE DYING FROM ANXIETY RIGHT NOW!

-What is happening what is this? I must be dead, isn't it? yes?Or maybe somehow unconscious? But no, it seems something is wrong. I guess at least it is confirmed that I am not going to lose my personally after the death as I so feared. -

Then there is a voice?

-How lucky you are you know?

Heinrich-Who are you and what do mean?

- Normally you would have to reincarnate.

Heinrich- yes so what so bad about it?

-Well you see after the normal process your soul would be recycled and your current personally would cease to exist.

Then I finally felt something. I was scared as F.U.C.K.I.N.G hell if I had a voice I would be stuttering and my whole body would be trembling like some retarded autist.

Heinrich- But that won't happen to me will it? I said nervously

-That's why you are lucky just like winning a lottery but I know you don't believe that YOU could win something out of all the odds. Let me explain. I AM you.

Heinrich- Me? what do you mean, and can you explain to me how I died first.

-A nuclear bomb exploded near your position and the shock wave cleared the rest.

Now I know what that brief sound was before my probable near-instantaneous disintegration.

- Anyway, I AM you from another dimension where I and the rest of humanity ascended, and we have the power to create new universes if we wish.

Now I was interested if that was true and he was me then he may help me out, after all, I am him and I would do something like that, I think?

- Anyway, I decided to pick you out of all other dimensions to reincarnate you to your favourite universe the Star Wars.

Heinrich- Holy shit this cannot be real it is just like those cheesy fanfics or stupid Japanese isekei stories. But if it's true my wish could be achieved me powerful Sith dominating the galaxy, oh and the huge harems hmmm.

Heinrich- But why me out of all other dimensions then?

-Don't feel so special I just picked out a random possible dimension I could have picked another Heinrich. That is why you are personally lucky that it's you and not dead reincarnated souls like other you's.

- I will send you to Star Wars universe as it was our wish. Now tell me what you want before I send you there. Powers and such. But nothing toooo overpowered need to keep some maybe tiny resistance for you. Anyway, its mostly for us to have fun you the player I the Non-interference spectator. Lastly no to bullshit isekei crap system bullshit I want all choices to be yours and not guided by some shit system for gay Japanese cucks.

So, what do I want hmm He did not specify any specific amount, so I am guessing unlimited wishes until he feels its not 'tooo overpowered' so powerful choices I have here?

Heinrich-Ok I want to look like High Valyrian from GOT but with my features so more handsome but still me. Also, can you edit my DNA somehow so that my descendants can interbreed without genetic problems and that females and males would have an instinctual attraction towards each other. Maybe for cons make it so that intermarriages will cause the offspring to be more leaning to the Darkside than the light as the close kin couplings occur, but that could also be a pro, I guess.

-Hmm, Valyrian huh can be done want to look like a pretty boy ahh and the i.n.c.e.s.t can be done too sick bastard. You will have a unique bloodline from other humans. You will be more like a subspecies of the humans with the changes. Moreover, you will be 100 percent High Valyrian your children will be not. However, if your descendants reproduce with each other then their bloodline will purify and eventually will be able to produce pureblood Valyrians just like you. In conclusion, you will have the highest affinity with the Darkside significantly less with the light than normal because of the blood.

Heinrich- Bloodline it is and who are you calling sick you are me remember. Anyway can you then make it so that in addition with the previous changes can you give my bloodline eidetic memory and much higher IQ or whatnot, I want to comprehend and learn everything much faster than any normal human being(learning the common knowledge and tech of star wars will be upmost important in addition with the force).

-Easily done.

Heinrich- (Hmm what should I ask for powers ah yes, a Holocron) After reincarnating can I receive Telos Holocron also with latest updates from Darth Sidious after his downfall.

-It can be done but this would be your last wish because if you study this Holocron you would be extremely powerful especially with your new bloodline.

I am quite happy I have a new bloodline which will make me superior to most humans and other species in addition I won't need to learn from some Sith master as I will have all the knowledge I need. Perfection if I say so myself.

-I have provided you with what you asked now to send to your new world. Before you say anything, I will send to my chosen timeline.

Heinrich- WHAT WHY?

-Because I set the rules you should be happy that I allowed YOU to choose your powers at all!

- Also, I won't send you there like some anybody that would make NO SENSE for the universe so unfortunately for you! Before you have the chance to rampage the universe, you will have to be reborn ha-ha.

Heinrich- What you got to be kidding me reborn as in becoming a child AGAIN with my knowledge that can't be happening I am going to die from boredom! Also what about my Holocron!!

-Don't worry I will make sure when you reach youngling age you will find your Holocron.

- Now I will send you, your soul to your new body also your parents will be quite a surprise for you. Quite a change from normal Star Wars history so do what you will. I may communicate with you in the future. Seya!